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You have 20 seconds to prove you're not Mexican.

Ready.
Set..
Go
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Si
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>>684195016
aiaiaiiii taco taco burrito carbon!
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>>684195016
Ich bin ein schweinhund
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>>684195016
>>684195016
I own a quesadilla george foreman press but have the decency not to put it away so people don't think im a spic wanna be
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>>684195016
I live in Canada.
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>>684195016
...but I am...
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My tacos are from taco bell
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>>684195340
so, asian?
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make america great again
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>>684195081
u lose. get out pendejo.
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I bought Dark Souls III for 14 pesos
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I don't have 5+ children.
I have zero.
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My car comfortably seats 4, and I've never exceeded that capacity.
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>>684195340
Yet you vacation in Mexico every year. And shitty tipper!
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I'm voting for trump, strictly for the wall.
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>>684195443
No way Jose
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Build a wall
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>>684195404
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But Im not mexican
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>>684195016
Because I don't speak Mexican
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>>684195515
I do have distant relations that own a bed and breakfast in Mexico, but they're German.
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I'm asian with 7 inch dick ;)
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im white
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I hate limes?
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I don't speak Spanish.
I don't think California should be Mexican.
I have a father.
I'm a citizen.
I'm voting for Trump.
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i don't park my shitty beanermobile on my front lawn.
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my mom never beat me with a flipflop
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>>684195340
Chin chong nip nong
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>>684195016
Muh favorite food is absolutely not baked beans.
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I don't hit on every white girl I see.
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>>684195016
I'm voting for Trump
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como? ah shit.
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I don't believe in la llorona or el cucuy.

I don't think the moon is made of queso.
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This is a scanned copy of my American driver's license that proves that I'm a real American....you know, from America.
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>>684195016
Salut, ça va?
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>>684195016
How do you prove you're not mexican?
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I had pizza for dinner but I didn't put hot sauce on it
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>>684195016
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Hey Mexican here, what's up guys?.
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>>684195016
I have a well-paying job.
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Fuck being white. I'd much rather be a Mexican. Get to eat Tacos and burritos everyday.
Mexicans have it so god.
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Who cares?
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>>684195016

I have this mill in the fridge and it's muy viejo...I mean...
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All the Mexican I know comes from watching Fletch interact with a maid and a waiter.

Also check em
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Don't have these on my car
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>>684195016i haven't rob you
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>>684195016
I don't work on someone's front lawn
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>>684196644
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>dub dubs check'em
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>>684196635
>but I didn't put hot sauce on it
that just makes you faggot, anon.
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>>684195016
ayyy man I ain't no spick/beaner! I ain't no loco! nada I ain't mehicon
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lol my parents were illegal immigrants and got pardoned by republican president Ronald Reagan.

Lol now they are citizens and my dad voted for la viejita during the 2008 primaries then voted for el negrito for 2008 and 2012. Now he's voting for el viejo eh-sandes. He's also being paid each month by social security. He's LMAOing at your life right now.
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i went to taco bell today and loved every second of it
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhOY

OY

ORGULLO

MAAAAAANTEQUILLA!
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>>684195016
no ser mexicano yo.
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Does this convince you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8amtq5aXRL8
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My car isn't more expensive than my house
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>>684195016
No hablo ingles!
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>>684197066
Is that speakers and air conditioning for when the beaners lean on their cars?
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>>684197677
my beana
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>>684198158

Air holes make the car go faster
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>>684195016
Callate maldito perro
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I have a dad who didn't go get milk
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Yo soy Mexicano viva Mexico cabrones el trump me la pela
>10:03pm here in Mexico
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>>684195016
I have a credit score over 650.
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Not a big fan of beans and am not the best swimmer. I also don't have a big family.
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>>684196048
Top Kek!!
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