hold on there friend
try this next level
so apparently they eat sunshine and farts.
this is going waaaayy too far
what the actual fuck is this fuckery...??
Just found this.
just a reminder this place actually exists
>underground shit like /b/
Is faggot this our fault?
if that guy was just 10 years later he would of fit in perfectly with all the weird fandoms and other autistic shit going on now days. probably would of had a tumblr
I just dont know what to do /b/
I started homeschooling my child because our draconian school system refuses to adhere to our cultural beliefs and we cannot afford a private school that is more in line with our thinking.
The problem is that my son is starting to refuse the lesson plans I have made for him. I can only assume that this is due to the programming he received during his public education. I am not sure how to conteract the problem. Maybe it would help if I described the problem I am having and seeing if you guys can help me re-program him.
My son is eight years old and about a month into homeschooling he started to refuse to wear the furry suit that he most identifiies with, a turtle. I tried to ground him by removing his access to the internet and video games and this worked for awhile but now he is complaining that he isnt learning real school stuff like math and english, but that is bullshit. Our culture is far more important than some stupid shit he will never use in his life. but if he never fully learns to embrace his true turtle.
we started to restrict his meals to nothign but oatmeal and protein loaf I made from milk, flour and crushed up vitamins I bought from a local GNC. He tried to call CPS on us but we caught him before he was actually able to make the call... I cant believe what the state has done to my poor little turtle. So we removed the phones and put a lock on his door. I jsut cant keep going like this though, my wife wants to start restricting his oatmeal intake to try and break him...I told her that all we need to do is flip him over on his back and he will be panicked enough that we can reprogram him. but other than that, what do I do?
mmm jelly doughnut
>"im going to purposely die out there"
wheew! i'm glad he's not ACTUALLY a drain then. phew.
except even i dont like furries
anybody got the one where this weeb accidentally opened up an MS Excel file detailing of all the girls he wanted to fuck in his class?
this isnt cringe you fucking ribguard
The gravity falls fanbase is already cancer
Deep down I hope this is real. Because one of two things happens
A. Kid refuses to accept this furry shit and grows up a furry hater. Which is a win since it's one less furry faggot.
B. Kid accepts furry, becomes a moron, leave more space on the job market for my kids to boss this little shit around.
The unfortunate truth is that the poor kid is probably gonna go apeshit in a few years and take a rifle into a school.... Forced insanity can only breed insanity...
Either cuck, troll, or female........ either way.
You underestimate the weirdness of very, very obscure furry communities.
FurMorphed for example: The people there slowly condition their minds to hallucinate on a permanent basis that their bodies are those of animals.
>not god emperor Diogenes
does anyone have the picture of the sandwich that look like this
Oh okay i didn't realize the video of him prancing around like the fat autistic kid that he is was "saying things i don't like"
Some facebook OC
>you can't laugh at jokes made by black comedians because that's colonizing laughter
I've gone to a Catholic pre-school, grade school, high school, and college. I've learned about many different sciences including evolution. My grade school had a wall that stated how old the earth and the Milky Way Galaxy are in billions of years. I have never understood why people actually think that Christian schools teach that the world is only 5000 years old. They don't
>decide to join guitar club at my high school because I'm finally good enough to show off my skill
>go in to a song that sounds familiar on the piano
>room full of under classmen
>only other senior is a sperglord
>grab guitar I left there earlier from corner of the room
>start fingerpicking blackbird
>guy in glasses plugs his bass in and wails seven nation army
>sounds like shit
>bearded guy in corner doesn't have a guitar
>asks to borrow mine
>asks me to play nirvana
>he goes away
>flannel fags have a guitar and a bass
>try to play a song
>"MAN, WE ROCK"
>completely given up on trying to play anything now
>still wondering what the song on the piano is
>guy in center thinks he's the leader
>also doesn't have a guitar
>hands a sheet out so everyone can sign it
>he then sits in a corner with his headphones on
>girl is just sitting next to guitar
>notice spike collar, scars on wrists, gloves, side of her head shaved
Then, there's that mother fucker in the bottom left, I knew him from stage crew. Total beta, cries about a girl breaking up with him instead of doing work, always has a sob story for an excuse
>"yo anon, you made it"
>"isn't it great?"
>who's in charge
>pack my shit
>finally remember where the song on the piano is from
>mother. fucking. undertale.
>weeaboo in the right corner is the one playing it
>leave as fast as possible
>senior autist makes me give him a ride home
And that was my first, and only day in guitar club for tumblr fags
This is sick
>*awkwardly backs off*
>*awkwardly comes back*
no cringe, that's pretty sweet collection of guns and nazi swag
People also go around stating that girls earn only 77% of what men earn, that doesn't make it true. Take into consideration that my experiences can not only be out of luck. It's not as if I had all the same teachers growing up. I grew up in St. Louis, a fairly Catholic area, and I went to college in Kansas City. If we were to suppose that Catholic schools only teach what is from the Bible then wouldn't have I had at least one teacher out of the umpteen teachers I've had state that the world is only 5000 years old? I've had none say that. Not to mention that I went to a fairly new high school and teachers came from other, mostly Christian, high schools and many have moved out to different high schools when I graduated. This would mean that there's a good chunk of Catholic high schools that are all teaching about evolution.
Hia vest is not the right size, his tie is loose, he's wearing black jeans, also this guy was trying to boost his confidence by posting his picture and expecting people like you.
I'm not about to argue how much greater the Beatles are to Nirvana, even if one is about as mainstream as it gets compared to the wannabe hipster garbage. The main thing that irked me, hoowever, was him recommending I play something he wants while I'm already playing a song.
In case you were curious
me with the spotlight
exactly. my opinion is that no matter how weird or distasteful something is, if it's not actively causing problems for everyone else then what's the big deal?
I've seen the "drain on society" insult used often, but criminals and inmates in prison cost much more to society than NEETs or welfare recipients. there's no need to target them, unless you need to condescend and feel superior to the subject matter (which is every cringe thread).
its a mental illness ffs