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today is my birthday...I'm 26 and haven't done jack shit with my life. who's with me in this boat?
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Loserfag reporting in. 23 and have spent almost my entire adult life I'm prison, never held a job longer than 3 months, and drink 2 pints of vodka a day.
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>>684190583
awe man bummer for sure!
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>>684190284
You still got time. Pic related?
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>>684190944
totally related. it's me realizing how lame I am
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>>684190780
Yeah but shit might get a bit better tomorrow as I have my first job interview in 7 months. If I'm not hired I might as well resort to burglary and robbery. Can't continue mooching and bumming around. Gotta have my own money.
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>>684191225
that'll be sweet.! Good luck!
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>>684190583
I'm a correctional officer.
We're you one of the inmates that caused probkems? Or the kind the guards could shoot the shut with and just take your time like a man?

So basically were you a jit or a convict?
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>>684191378
Thanks. Is that you in the pic?
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Happy birthday fag. I went for a jog this morning, then scoured the interwebz all day.
And here I am now, friendless
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>>684191506
that's me! and mouse from spirited away...which is anime...which I spend my days watching because I'm a lazy fucktard. although I'm not totally complaining either.
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>>684191513
thanks! also, sounds weirdly entertaining but shitty simultaneously
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>>684191484
I was just there to do my time. Didn't cause much trouble for the COs. Not to say I didn't break the occasional rule though.
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>>684190284
24, turning 25 in a month.

All I did for the past 6 years was playing video games at home. Never worked a day in my life, have no friends, parents hate me.
I have no drive, no hope, no dreams. Just kill me already
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>>684191880
yeah I got no car either I walk to work. it's not too too bad though. no parents!
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HBD fag tomorrow is mine. I'll be 28 and just started my first company. it's going pretty good but 2 years ago I wasn't doing shit either. So don't give up o yea tits or gtfo.
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>>684191691
Are you sure? Everyone knows there are no women's on the internet. Timestamp cutie
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>>684191988
That's the thing...ain't got no tits either! All hope is gone haha
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>>684192096
Trap detected.
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>>684191378
at least you're a pretty grill
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>>684191880
I went on vacation last week to Kuwait because some warlord offered free transportation, not what I expected, it was terrible.
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>>684191877
Shit man everyone's got a hustle in prison. Just as long as you lay down when it's time, and just don't let me catch you doing dumb shit, I'm chill as fuck.

My house rules were no smoking and don't be loud.

I'm working a/c confinement now though. Those inmates are a bunch of pussies.
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>>684192096
lol it was joke. moral of the story shit changes if you change. we taurus are quite the stubborn type. get out of your comfort zone! p.s. your pretty
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>>684192218
if you consider a sea of makeup and beauty filters as pretty lol
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>>684190284
You're fucking hot. I'll marry you and save your life
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>>684192075
oh shit I've been called out!
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>>684192369
her eyes madafaka
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Relax. I'm 28. I just found a great job a year ago.

This isn't the 1900's when people would become millionaires when they're 20. Shits different.
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>>684192497
Write 'i eat ass's on that paper
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>>684192618
I just feel so slow...but I suppose you're right. Times have changed.
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sharpee in pooper XD
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>>684192497
i just came buckets to you thanks
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>>684192312
He'll yeah you got to have some sort of hustle. I made necklaces, rings, bracelets from string and plastic. I consider my product to be the best from what I've seen others do. Shit, I still make them on the street and sell them 5 dollars a pop.

Also I would smuggle/steal food when I was working in the kitchen. Some days would make it out with 2-3 loafs of bread and bags of whatever was served that day.
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I heard if you show us your tits your birthday wish comes true.
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>>684192578
which are average af. you could goto walmart and see a dozen girls that look like her dude
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>>684190284
Is that present opened? What's in it?
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26 year old loser here.
never had a girlfriend
mentally ill and never had a real job.
surfing daily on the internet watching stupid pictures.
I regret my existence but i'm to chicken shit to actually end it.
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>>684192497
Age?
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>>684192775
you're welcome!
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>>684193007
It's funny cause I work at Walmart
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>>684193241
are you from indiana?
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>>684193327
why do you ask? I've been there a few times.
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tits or gtfo
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>>684193241
Where are you from op i would like to take you or for you bday and offer you a job
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Hey im to young. I turned 15 in april and all i do is just sit on my ass and go to 4chan. Happy /b/ day tho.
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>>684193007
Dude..walmart? That's low bro
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>feeding an attention whore
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>>684190284
>moved in and out and around cities 4-5 times
>had several jobs where I ended up not going anywhere because of fears of change or great misfortune I couldnt affect
>now on sickleave just streaming day in and day out to make a living
>feelsbadman
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WTF you live in america and you can't find a job.. shit man you would be dead if you lived in the socialist shithole that I live. Sharpie in the pooper btw OP
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>>684193524
I know bro...I know
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>>684193492
Underageb&
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>>684193327
Shit nigga Indiana bro
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>>684192369
take all the makeup off then and let me decide. I'm betting on still gorgeous
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>be me
>28 years old
>6'1" tall caucasian male
>fit
>On $80K a year Job
>About to finish by 3rd degree
>Have girlfriend yoga instructor
>Sleep with a lot of other girls
>About to become a partner of a company and jump up to $500k+ a year
>Spend a lot of my spare time playing vidya
>Travelled around most of SEA (South East Asia)
>mfw despite this being all true, no one on /b/ will believe, because faggots.
>still feel like I haven't achieved much in life.
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>>684193447
you look extremely familiar. what towns/cities? have friends here?
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>>684193639
hmmmm...Evansville?
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>>684193612
not really
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>>684193567
>posting in thread which bumps it and so gives her even more attention
>complains about attention whore whoring for attention

Newfaggotry is strong on this on. Also, why does it make her an attention whore to post? What classifies her as such when males can do so without being labeled.
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>>684193454
>Where are you from op i would like to take you or for you bday and offer you a job

> i would like to take you or for you bday

> to take you or for you
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>>684193626
219, Indiana reporting in
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feminazi detected
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>>684193634
>still have the urge to brag about it

Despite doing better than most of these people ITT, your life will still feel empty and you won't get much validation. Thus guys, just look at this guy and realize that even people 'who have made it' still feel miserable.
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>>684193634

Do you live in San Diego?
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>>684193740
i know some people from Evansville. why don't you just admit to being a Hoosier
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>>684190284
30 has been kind of rough, been sleeping a lot
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>>684194095
260 here
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>>684194124
that's deep man
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>>684193454
> i would like to take you or for you bday and offer you a job
>take you or for you bday
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>>684193241
where is the sharpie and where is the pooper?
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>>684193634
you are a faggot.....the epitome of faggot. I don't believe you
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>>684194261
James?
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Do you go to school?
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Friendless faggot with a decent job here:

I think the trouble today with us twenty-somethings is an existential agony. Life's pretty easy and pointless sometimes.
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start by cleaning up that shithole of a room. dam
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>>684193634
nice try m8
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>>684193634
>>Have girlfriend yoga instructor>Sleep with a lot of other girls>About to become a partner of a company and jump up to $500k+ a year

Always seeking more, never satisfied. This very moment is all you have. Be happy.
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>>684194124
Can relate to that.. I'm a 23 year old attorney and I can't get through the day without drinking.. I make money but my life is fucking boring
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>>684192729
I know. Me too. I've never driven a snowmobile. I live in the north east where snow is plentiful.

You're good bro
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>>684190284
can you suck dick? It may be an option for you to make some good money
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>>684194384
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>>684190284
tits or gtfo
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>>684191691
>although I'm not totally complaining either.
remember that when your head is parted from your body

you undriven malformed piece of shit
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Reporting in.
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>>684193241
RULES FOR FEMANON:
1a) Present breasts
1b) Leave this board

2) State business
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>no one spamming tits or gtfo
>betas feeding this whore the /soc/ attention she craves
>no b& on the literal underage child

God, this place has gone to shit.

Peace, you autists.
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>>684194529

>a 23 year old attorney

despite the 8 years of school it takes to be an attorney

unless you started college when you were 14, then please accept my apology, child
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What the fuck is wrong with you people? TITS OR GTFO
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>>684194703
I second that.. sharpie in the pooper is alternative for 1a)
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>>684194437
never!
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23 just graduated college, chemical engineering degree. Been working an intern position for the past year that will now hire me on full time at a starting salary of 65 k. Can honestly say I slacked for most of my college years, parties, beer, drugs etc...and still got decent grades.
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>>684194703
Nah she has a time stamp, that is enough
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>>684194398
nah, you hipsters are spoiled and think it's OK to be a degenerate
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>>684193207
you are a very smart guy, congratulations
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>>684194602
You need sleep instead of staying up all night hopped up on Adderall and studying fucked up math theories. Goto bed and fix your vehicle ASAP man.
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>>684194783
You can go to law school as an undergrad where I live bruv
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>>684194840

Do you have a feminine penis?
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>>684190284
So wtf did you do with your life? How do you justify wasting your time? Maybe it's time you made an effort to change your life for the better OP and contribute to something meaningful. So I suggest you start by posting some tits
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>>684194840
Damn you savage... I like that
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>>684194840
tits or gtfo
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>>684194005
lol white knight fag directly assuming I target only her.
Go to tumblr or reddit and be a fag there.
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>>684194859
Agreed.
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>>684194962

kys
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24, just finished law school. Got offered a good job but turned it down because I don't want to join the rat race yet. Working as a bartender, smoking weed and playing vidya now. Family won't talk to me.
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>>684193327
Indiana here...
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>>684192839
Dan son haha
I knew one guy that made lollipops. They looked good actually

My confinement orderly sews clothes on the side

There's so much shit you can do to earn a bit here and there
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>>684194975
leave her she has a stamp
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>>684195077

Damn, another one?
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>>684193630
rolling for this
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>>684193492
you got this man
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>>684194921
Not actually James but that's fucking spot on man. You should read some palms or bomb an embassy to test your powers.
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>>684195077
Indiana where muthafucka?
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>>684195175
New york.... i hate it here
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>>684194780
Technically you're the one craving attention with your requests for breasts. That is literally a symptom of dependancy
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1. Glory hole
2. ?????
3. Profit!
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Don't people realize that they ar enot even old with 23, 24 ..., 30. That's still hella young to turn EVERYTHING around. All it requires is action and not being a lazy fuck. As long you are not drowning in debt, still healthy there's almost endless possibilities to turn your life over.

But that's the difference; between something who is IDLE'ing around and someone who is taking action.
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>>684195070
Start selling weed.. way better than being an attorney.. from a law school fag to another law school fag
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>>684190284
26 here too, but I got plans moving forward. Fucked around and had my fun till I was like 23, then decided to get my shit together, you can still do that..
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>>684195035
oh good...for a second I thought I'd have to gtfo
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>>684195370Its your /b/ day so you can stay lol
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>>684194877
>calls people spoiled

>literally grew up in a generation where graduating high school gets you 40k a year and a house that was cosigned by of course his parents

>goes on to inherit everything his parents owned

>35 year old spoiled fucking brat
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>>684195370
you should still tits. why not?
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>>684194859
>>684195035
i bet you faggots vote sanders
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>>684195370
You don't have to gtfo if you give me a kik or something. If not well get off my /b/
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OP is hot, neck beards on here have never been with women, let alone girls.. You'll be fine, read more, travel, become a more compete person and make a plan for the future
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>>684194840
OP show us dem small tits? Your gorgeous <3
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>>684195370
Not like there's any tits to show. You would be better suited for a loli thread
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>>684195370
you're cute, what's the catch? do you have a penis?
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>>684195370
If you are average like the other fag said..Then SHIT!! I`m moving to America.. I would support and feed you twinkies any time
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>>684195592
I'm a lady...I know it's hard to believe. this is 4chan!
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>>684194859
>>684195035
>whitknighting this hard

>>684195370
1 - happy birthday
2 - tits or gtfo
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>>684193492
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>>684195594
Eww he sucks so does hillary and trump
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>>684195594
Actually, I'm a Trump man myself. You can tell it's true because I even capitalized the t.
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>>684195370
YOUR FUCKING BEAUTIFUL OP
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>>684195343
Until you get caught and have to give all the money you earned to an attorney to defend you. Or go to jail.
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Can you show us your body & tits? Also happy bday :)
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>>684192497
no mention of /b/, could be timestamp for anywhere. Also no tits. Sage this shit to oblivion.
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>>684195829
by whitenighting I think you just mean normal human behavior
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op looks like a trap that used to be on here
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>>684195829
fuck you asshole. she is a woman and has rights too ya know
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>>684195798
I know you're a lady. a few of us ask boys for tits but this is different... you're a lady.
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>>684194859
>Nah she has a time stamp, that is enough
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>>684195974
>implying anyone would ever timestamp for something other than /b/
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>>684195370
fuck i hate bitches who come on here for attention and just post stupid fucking pictures of them trying to look cute. Post your fucking tits.

All you fucking white knight cuckolds... as if you're ever gonna meet this chick and take her on a date or something. It's sad as fuck.
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>>684195096
A reminder that /b/ is full with white knight face book faggots.
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>>684195960
IF you get caught then give me a call ($200/hr) hehe.. or move to Colorado and smoke and sell all the weed you want
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OP where are you? I need your companionshit.
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Fuck OP it's an Indiana thread now
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>>684195253
812. Jackson county
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>>684195892
omg really?!
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>19
>only have NCEA 1
>Work at golf course for one day if I'm lucky per two weeks
>$10 hour when I have work
>on the dole
>Can't fucking handle stress or people around me, flip out whenever something gets too much
>never going to get reasonable job
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>>684196014
god if you aren't being facetious then you are just an insufferable faggot.
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>>684196184
Church
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>>684196342
yes really <3
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>>684196179
Go to a trap thread where you will be welcomed
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OP:

When do you play looking for a men which is gonna impregnate you, getting a kid and just living the good old housewife life?
Isn't that what most woman do nowadays an an exit option?

>not meant to be rude

It's still a fact many grill are looking for a supporter when life is not going on like according to their plans.
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>>684195543
>cries "don't shame me!"
>only graduates high school and expects to live like the Kardashians
>expects free music and movies
Parents still alive here, kid. Busted my ass to a mechanical engineering degree. Climbed the corporate ladder working 55+ hour weeks. Avoided marrying that high school sweet-tits. Worth almost $500k now.
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>>684196161
The fact that you have that image on your computer makes you a nigger
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21 y.o here. Brazilian living in Italy, although I don't speak fucking italian. I didn't even go to college, to be fucking honest. All I did was pretty much wasting my life oportunities because of girls and shit. I'm a writer and I want to study cinema, but I don't have the money to do it and I don't even know where to start here in europe.
I'm with you guys, cheers
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I turned 20 some months ago. The truth is, I'm a fucking failure. For some people birthdays are the happiest days of their lives, for me, they've always been horrible reminders that I have no one.

I come on /b/ occasionally, and it lights my mood up every time. It's the only place I can be what I really am without being judged... a sad lonely faggot.
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>>684196251
Seconded. Let's derail this bullshit and

Indianafags report in.
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>>684190284
26 in a week. Define having done nothing with your life. What do you do for work? School? Is that your room in your apartment or in your parents house? Elaborate.

Happy birthday by the way!
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>>684195974
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Op show us them tits please
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>>684196342
This is totally a boy.
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>>684196523
and it doesn't change the fact that you are still a cringeworthy faggot
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ITT: Newfags can't recognise the generation of camera, and the era the photos are taken, from the quality of the cell phone picture.
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>>684196651
I love you OP <33
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>>684190284
does OP play the guitar
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>>684196342
Well.... your doable for a 15 year old like my self lol
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>>684196577
HUE?
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>>684196651
Thia proves nothing. Time and date, bitch.
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>>684190284
25 and I come here every day to affirm myself in worthlessness. Thanks for making me feel..... not alone... anon.

I believe in you.
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>24
>still in school
>going for engineering degree
>constantly doubt myself and my abilities to succeed and often feel regrets that I didnt finish school earlier

Idk why I do this, but shit sucks
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>>684190284
So where do you live OP? With your parents? I'm 20, only gotten a GED so far. Haven't had a job yet
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>>684196577
>I'm a writer and I want to study cinema

Study atleast something with industry worth.
You don't study "cinema", you volunteer, make internships and gain experience. Experience matters in this field, not a piec eof paper
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>>684196709
>era

fuck off.
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>>684196577
fudeu muito, o bagui é ir pra europa memo vender drogas
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>>684190284
annoying bitches like you really piss me off. die of cancer.
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Timestamp and tits Jesus fuck
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>>684196661
Even if it is a boy that nigga beautiful as shit
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>>684196651
trap/10 until proven otherwise
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>>684196523
It only counts as busting your ass when you actually pay for it
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This is now a gore thread.
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Happy Birthday.
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>>684196651
You look like youd be a good fuck but also a crazy bitch with those eyes. 8/10 would fuck and run
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>>684196184
>>684196179
these
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>>684193634
I make 1mil a year, and I'm just making fucking shitty android apps
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>>684196964
yes please
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OP how many cocks have you taken? Do you wanna add another to that list?
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>>684196651
You're awesome. I love how all these guys find it so hard to believe that a person could just come online and have some fun without being a trap or fake
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>>684196342
What's up with the faces OP? Scared that being yourself is not good enough? Scared of disappointing everyone once again like you always do? Maybe you're 26 an haven't achieved anything because you're just a scared little shit. And you know what? It won't get any better, the clock is ticking, only 4 more years and you'll be 30 having children will be increasingly difficult after that, but then again, who says you'll be ready to put offspring into this world by then? What if you disappoint them too?

TITS OR GTFO
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>>684196709
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>>684196881
bagui.. tu eh nordestino mermao?
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>>684196709
>implying everyone is an nextgen tech apple spoiled fuckboi
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tits
or
GTFO
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>>684190284
How about you join the military if you think you're just going to sit on your lazy ass all day? Either that or continue being a waste to society.
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>>684196836
24 yo. is in my country (germany) nowadays still under the average age of degree complet.
Most people are gainign their Bachelors here at 26 years old. No need to compare ages and stuff. Everyone needs so much time as he or she needs. Life is no race.
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>>684197125
Valarie?
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>>684196964
OP
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>>684197126
nem parça, sou da russia br pé vermei pa e os carai
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>>684196858
tell me moar about it, anon. I'm really interested in the area, it is my passion. How can I volunteer, even without a college degree? Where to make internships here in europe?
And what do you mean my "industry worth"?

>>684196785
huehue é nóis

>>684196881
se nada der certo, quem sabe. mas larguei mão de fumar até que eu conseguisse alguma estabilidade na vida.
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>>684196523
I would of course attempt to defend myself of your little attempts at social degradation but, they are literally just incomprehensible random statements.
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>>684196342
Stop with the faces. You look like you just found out you won $5 on a scratch ticket.
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>>684197126
>>684196881
stfu fucking beaners
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>>684197081
>I make 1mil a year, and I'm just making fucking shitty android apps

Games? "Fun" Apps?
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>>684197125
TRAP
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Happy birthday anon. Remember to smile. Remember not everybody is an asshole in the world.
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>>684197352
that's the point.
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>>684197089
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>>684190284
Op once this thread dies i fear i will never see you again so i would like say now that i love you.
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>>684197309
vish.. Здравствуйте!
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>>684197487
thanks bro! :)
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>>684197340
You would attempt to defend yourself, but that guy has every upper hand on you that you could imagine. You can't defend yourself when you haven't done anything with your life.
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>itt: white knight faggots trying to white knight their way into "her" underageb& vag

For everything that's unholy
TITS or >>>/out/
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>>684197389
next airplane bowling game starts in 15 mins, if you hurry up u get to see next amerifat arch enemy 2016
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>>684196964
MORE MORE MORE
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OP - POST FEET!
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>>684197125
OP I FUCKING LOVE YOU NEVER LEAVE ME OP
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>>684196651
OP has a feminine penis
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You remind me of Naomi from the UK version of Skins. But whitout the cancer and stuff
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>>684190284
Dont feel too bad, Im 35 and I havent done shit. Im just now getting into the shit Id like to.
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>>684197389
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im 23, have 2 DUI's Fry chicken for a job... yea OP i fucked up
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>>684190284
lemme see that booty crack.
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>>684197500
Well then congratulations on being the biggest fuck faced whore on this sight. I bet your parents are really proud of you.
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>>684197389
I'm not a beaner you fucking asshole.. Bow to the Aryan master race you nigger
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>>684197686
Shucks
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>>684193492
Please ban this kid, save him from this fate!
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>>684192497
whore with no self respect
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>>684197878
sophie
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>>684196661
Lol if that is a dude I would not be ashamed for being attracted to him
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>>684196651

My god so beautiful, you would never need to work, find a husband. Need some more girls like you here in seattle.
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>>684197616
are you even speaking english?
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This summer, OP shits in your eyes, ears and mouth
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Dear OP, are you an Armyfag?
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omg you fags stop giving attention to this fucking whore, what the fuck are you doing with my /b/?
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>>684190284
Do you have kik. I'm just gonna shitpost happy b day
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>>684197878
Op please don't leave
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>>684197616
wtf are you even saying you cuck faggot
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>>684197878
OP looks like Zoey Deschanel
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>>684197986
Seattle is a great place! Hemp daaaay
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>>684197878
I would penetrate
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>>684197987
sorry, my hands are greasy as fuck because of this big mac
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>>684197878
Hey OP
Tits or >>>/out/
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OP - PLEASE POST FEET
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>>684197865
All Aryans are professional faggots. True nigger master race reporting in.
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>>684198032
Omg this beautiful lady is changing us all this is the gonernments plan
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>>684197331
Every filmset prefers someone with experience instead some fucktard with a diploma and some 10min video. A regisseur would prefer hiring someone with 23 yeras old who was busting his years since he was 18 years old on the filmset than some 23 yeras old with 1-2 degrees.

I don't know how the situaiton looks like in Italy. In germany you just write some applications, maybe some hobbyst proejcts in your portfolio and hope for an internship. That how you get your feet in the door. There's no need for a College degree. I've made several internships without a diploma (still, completed the equivalnt of high school and studying at the moment).

Industry worth: Something which is asked and needed in the industry. You just get money for skills. I don't see how a cinema degree will help you on that. People pay for what you can and not just what paper you have. If you consider going to College, than for something which us valueable in the industry like most STEM degrees.

I know some people which went the internship route in germany and were highly successful. They even worked for some TV programs etc.
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You guys are cancer. No tits, no time stamp, gtfo.
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>>684197686
>>684197878
When you have to go on /b/ for attention, your life must be really sad lmao pic related. this is the asshole of the surface web.
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>>684198119
whaaaaat? idk about that
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>>684197865
Well.... Confirmed not a beaner.
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>>684197652
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still waiting on anything close to tits, what's with all the fully clothed pics? op is shit.
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>>684198219
post cock inside of white woman or gtfo
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>>684197556
get out of here you коммунист cuck
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>>684198067
jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>684198262
>implying that someone is actually giving a fuck about that bitch
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>>684197878
You seem very pretty. Above average for sure. Post tits and all of our boners will be satisfied and all the other fags will stop asking for it id think
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Trap confirmed
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>>684198219
ok manlet
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>>684198334
> when local butcher goes wild
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>>684198262
There is a timestamp, but I agree with the tits part. There are rules you know
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Are you hispanic?
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I will be 28 years old this year and have never kissed, hugged, or held hands with a woman in a romantic sense. I love you Anonymous.
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how about we get married and have children OP?
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>>684190284
loser reporting.

>27
>haven't had a gf in 3 years
>decided to be an artist 1 year ago and went to school
>mfw I will be a nobody with massive debt
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>>684196179
this x 100

stupid fucking cunts self esteem must be shot for some reason. such wasted beauty.
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>>684198219
It's like your face is made entirely of straight lines.
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>>684197878
lets see that birthday suit
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>>684198563
You can hold my hand bby ;)
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>>684198496
what the fuck you disgusting faggot stop asking for CP she's underage you fucking faggot.

mods
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>>684198219
LOL.. who trained you? how can you browse 4 chan, take pictures and type??? WTF??? Never met a nigger who could do that. Bow to the true master race SLAV motherfucker
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idk why you cucks are trying to court this skank. she's probably had like 610 miles of nigger cock like all other young white women.
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>>684198119
Yea dood, I do believe that is the one from yes man
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Kurwa mać! You might as well show the tits. Or do what everyone is thinking......GTFO!
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>>684198219
Niggers are sub human pieces of shit. Please evolve into a monkey already so i dont have to hide my bike anymore
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>>684198496
>>684198480
Well you are right he is.
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>>684197878
Can you give us a kik username... pls
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>>684198381
I'm capitalist.. only fags and niggers are commies
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>>684197181
Fuck off back to your containment thread mit deiner deutschen Kartoffelvisage du Bachelor des Negerschwänze lutschens.
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>>684198706
>slav
>very light skinned nigger
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I declare thee, Honorary Queen of /b/.

(or you can just fucking be the queen. The other queens are lowkey 12 and boring to look and n shit)
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>>684198219
>True nigger master race
What is an oxymoron?
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>>684198255
holy shit, anon, thank you very much for answering me. This was the most clarifying answer and enlightening answerd I've got so far about the area.

You said you've done internship in germany. If the classes are in english, it would be perfect for me. What kind of initial projects do you do on your portfolio? How do you edit it? Adobe premiere or something like that?

Is there a way we can talk outside of here? do you have skype or whatever?

Thank you very much, m8!
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so many people feeling the Bern in this thread.. what has this come to? Used to see these threads get shitposted right off the hop if no tits.
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>>684198496
you sick fuck
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>>684198706
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>>684198854
vsfsuabixa
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>>684190284
you're hot OP!!! and YES we're on the same boat!!!!!! :c
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>>684198971
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>>684198688
Are you illiterate? Shes 26 you dirty jew nigger. Stop trying to be a white knight faggot
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>>684198964
Nee queen. New queen. New queen.
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>>684198920
step 1, kill all the slavs
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>>684198964
I'm game. OP is new queen of /b/.
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>>684198334
POST MORE GORE
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>>684198964
dundundunduuuuuuun
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>>684195370
GTFO
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>>684197878
That's it. I'm calling you out, lady. You're flat chested, aren't you? That's why you won't post 'em. You don't have any chest to show even if you wanted to. I get it...
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>>684198920
Now you fucking insulted me.. It's cool to joke and shit.. but calling a fellow white a nigger now that's messed up... I would much rather be called a pedo motherfucker than a nigger
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>>684197878
I'd bone you. I might even call you the next day if you're not a crazy bitch.
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>>684199304
bitch go make yourself a crown first
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>>684199304
OP lets date. Let me see how deep the butt hole goes
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>>684199304
Praise whatever your name is. 4chan calls you queen. fuck boxxy
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>>684199042
Nigga got mah back.
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>>684199304
tits or back to facebook
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>>684199304
She's pretty, Id wife her based on looks alone. May have to end up killiing her tho
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>>684199417
Learn your place, filth
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>>684199140
This is a very weird and rare occurrence..

The summer isn't here yet, but this surprisingly rare and seasonal species has surfaced before the actual summer..

Baffling indeed.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBBmJGaRCHA

listen to this song and everything will be alright
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>>684198660
I'm not into men though?
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>>684199372
uh oh...I've been found out!
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>>684199304
New queen that isnt twelve and fat.
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I swear everyone on this thread saying that shes underage is retarded. If she was she wpuld be banned by the mods on sight because her pictures are all over the thread, and she even said its her 26th birthday. I swear /b/ gets gayer every day
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>>684199304
how long have you been on hormones?
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>>684199634
vai tomar no centro do olho do seu cu, seu negro de merda
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>>684199552
nope you can't kill her.
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>>684199304
Confirmed queen of /b/ is a trap.
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I bought 1200 dollar shoes today, happy birthday, the gift is for me.
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>>684195265
What???
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>>684190284
OP lemme know if you ever wanna go halvsies on a baby, just lemme know.
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>>684199246
This is now an ASMR nude thread.
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>>684199680
Maybe IMMA girl ;)
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>>684199417
no, slavs are pale niggers, it's a fact. Why do you think the Nordic countries created Finland?
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>>684199552
>pretty
>i'd wife her

That's fucking sad. You've never talked to this bitch in your life but you'd marry her? Autism level is maxed m8
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>>684199681
you're sad for posting your pictures on 4chan, im going to save them all and do strange things to them and then reupload them to the internet.
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>>684199681
We don't mind babe show us anyway?
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>>684199749
I can do whatever I want, Im white and american.
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>>684199634
brazilianmonkey here. It is funny how there's people who actually want to be like the filthy niggers on the video
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>>684199756
SHOW BOI PUSSY!!!
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>>684199796
>slav detected
>literally a nigger
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>>684199843
don't jack that
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>>684199681
Not into men? Babe, no, i mean at least be curious. Lead us on a little. We're used to it.
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>>684199796
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>>684199783
I'll go halfs on the rape charge on op, anon.
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>>684199914
do eeeeeet
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99999
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>>684198619
It's ok man. You have us.
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>>684199994
I am ;)
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Yo op, You like?
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>>684199914
>you're sad
>you
>sad

>going to save them all and do strange things to them
>save them
>do strange things
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>>684199681
this is for you OP, you da real MVP tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTTbgsIs3C8
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>>684199584
no.. this thread is now owned by mother russia
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This thread feels like i'm watching an episode of the big bang theory, fucking C R I N G E.

/b/ is dead.
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>>684199903
Really, so what are your qualifications for a wife? Mine are to be pretty and whitty enough to keep a gang of anon's attention. That kind of woman I could breed with.
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