>Dan "She's a fighter" Schneider
>Dan "Deep inside her" Schneider
>Dan "the Candy Man" Schneider
That's all I got. Bumparoo.
Dan "The man with the plan, get in the van, hold her tighter she's a fighter, open wider, hymen divider, and don't cum inside her" Schneider
Love it. Dan has no fear. He'll let everybody know who's responsible for this foot fetish induced scene. I can feel a certain sense of pride from Dan to put his name immediately after showing the feet
He has a foot fetish so all the shows he works on have barefoot teenage girls in them.Victoria Justice showing her feet in Zoey 101 and getting ketchup poured on her soles in Victorious, Ariana Grande putting her toes in her mouth on the same show, whatsername and the blonde girl showing their feet to the camera all the time in the other one I can't remember the name of.
>Victoria Justice loses every pair of shoes she owns in a bet
>has to walk around barefoot for the entire episode
>tons of foot-related puns and scenes of her resting her feet on everything
>the conflict doesn't have a conclusion
>she and every other girl in the show has to walk around barefoot for the rest of the series
Do you think he fucked any of these girls?
Dan "The Man from Cunnycha'n', Rough Rider" Schneider.
Fucking apostrophes are so the stupid system won't think this post is spam
Kid's shows and movies throughout time have had crazy sexual correlations and double entendres. I don't think that's ever going to change.
Just think about Pinocchio... Why does Gepetto REALLY want a real boy?
The Drake and Josh theme song is basically Dan's confession, you just have to read between the line...
I never thought that it'd be so simply(to make a living out of sexually abusing underaged girls)
But I found a way, I found a way
I always thought that it'd be too crazy(getting young girls to have sex with me in exchange for TV roles)
But I found a way, I found a way
If you open up your mind(to having sex with me Miranda Cosgrove, Victoria Justice, etc.)
See what's inside(self explanatory)
It's gonna take some time to realize(that I've been fucking these girls and getting away with it)
But if you look inside, I'm sure you'll find(with a little prying you'll figure out the disgusting things I've done)
Over your shoulder you know that I'll always be picking you up when you're down(I'll always be there, ready to fuck you. In exchange for TV roles)
So just turn around(to doggy style so I can ass fuck you)
listen to the second verse, with lines about breaking what's unbreakable I'm sure you can put the pieces together
just look at the youtube comments.....jesus these people need hunting down and taken out of the gene pool
I can just here him:
>CUT! KEEP SMILING!
>CUT! DO IT AGAIN, BUT REALLY FLEX THE TOES THIS TIME!
> CUT! DIDN'T YOU FUCKING PRACTICE THIS LIKE I TOLD YOU!? I SPENT ALL SATURDAY WATCHING YOU DO THIS SO YOU COULD GET IT PERFECT!
*she starts to cry*
>CAN SOMEONE GET THIS GIRL A TISSUE!?
>CUT! THERE YA GO! DO THAT AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME, MAKE SURE TO CLAP WITH YOUR FEET AFTERWARDS!
>CUT! THAT'S A WRAP! GREAT JOB HERE TODAY, FOLKS! IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE IN THE OFFICE JACKIN... JACKING AROUND ON MY TREADMILL HA HA!
I swear to god, once or twice with goofy feet things is a coincidence because the majority of folks aren't foot fags and it can be seen as funny/random I guess. But episode after episode of the shit above and shit like this:
Can't wait to kek when the lawsuits happen.
>Mfw I mentioned Dan's foot fetish in an essay for my Radio/Television class
He's protected by the illuminati or whatever they're calling themselves these days. He won't get in trouble unless he does something to piss them off (like Bill Cosby did). There are lots of people like him, he's nothing special.
I made them all myself
maybe I'll put them all in an imgur set so you guys can have them
fuck off dan
she looks hotter now that shes older
Someone better be archiving all this shit. Why don't we fuck with this guy hardcore?
Seize his twitter and plater this shit over it.
Wreck Nicks income and set off a scandal. this shit is shitposting potential for a troll of epic proportions
you belong in jail with dan
someone doesn't realize i love celeb feet