Any Ideas for a good homemade dildo?
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Any Ideas for a good homemade dildo?
A dozen condoms wrapped around three unsharpened pencils.
>>684189348
A knife with lemon juice as lube
>>684189503
thx
more?
>>684189348
Chefs knife, fam.
the vacuum cleaner handle
Shit in a condom and freeze it. Voila!
Hairbrush
>>684189348
A cucumber. Jesus...
>>684189348
you'll first need a mold for the shape, something that wont melt, I used clay, buy a ton of fishing lures and slowly heat them until they melt and pour into mold, let cool 20 30 mins and boom, also makes a great pocket pussy, pour in a jar with something a little thinner than your dick in in and boom
>>684191383
Was going to suggest a squash Buddah, but you're right, a cucumber Jesus would be much better.
>>684189348
just buy a nice dildo, they aren't even that expensive and if you put some research into it you'll get something way better than a home made sex toy
Handle of a screwdriver fam. Once you are done you can tighten yourself up.
If you have like a little sibling or are still in middle school down, those little finger pointers are good, not too thick and they are usually long when using the handle end
>>684191759
This. I used to have this exact same dildo. GF pounded my ass hard with it. Feels good, man. $25 on Amazon...
>>684189348
>>684191383
this or a carrot
i like to use a lit candle.
Just buy a dildo you cheapskate. They don't even cost much.
buy some instamorph and make your own.
>>684192736
carrot is a shit dildo, its rough and thin. a cucumber is thick and smooth, perfect for sticking it up the ass.
>>684193643
Those little yellow squash are pretty damn nice, too...
>>684189348
Step 1: Go on internet
Step 2: Enter address and credit crard number
Step 3: Wait a few days
Step 4: Surprise! You made a dildo out of money!
>>684192646
That's great after you google the song.
>>684194965
or better yet:
Step 1: Find a decent psychologist
Step 2: Schedule an appoitment with her
Step 3: Tell her you want to shove things up your shitter
Step 4: Watch as she helps you stop being a degenerate
>>684194965
kek
>>684189348
Light bulbs and mason jars work well in a pinch.