/b/ help me
how does a loser get laid on friday night in AZ
start by not living in bumfuck AZ
>>684186210
You grab a hooker by the scalp, drag her to the nearest alley and beat her with your dick until her ass is sore
Get off the computer for starters
Hookers
What part of AZ?
>>684186210
go get ripped at the gym and develop a completely different personality. step one is to leave /b/, which you can't, so you're fucked. Just fap or get a prostitute.
that would be a resounding no
>>684186402
Hooters
You idiot finals just ended, go to Arizona State and plenty of drunk college bitches partying the end of semester.
>>684186434
north scotts, i am a rich college kid
>>684186399
your a faggot
>>684186350
we have the best lawn care around
>>684186210
Be aggressively confident.
Or pay abused children.
Nobody gets laid in AZ!!!!!
>>684186546
I'm not driving to tempe
>>684186485
i got a nice dick and a decent muscular build. i can't leave /b/ tho. you guys are my familia
ASU parties.
>>684186485
Meh, I personally visit maybe once or twice a month now, mostly when I'm looking for porn. Just taking it off my favorites bar did wonders. (Not OP, though)
>>684186592
Im starting to think that m8, its dry as fuck here
i actually shaved my face and made plans to go to a bar but said fuck it and sat down and logged into league client and opened up cuckchan
>>684186210
post a pic of yourself.
Become a fuckboy works everytime
>>684186943
im halfway tempted too
let me think of consequences.
heres my dick tho
/b/ loves random dicks
>>684186590
Or be a normal person.
>>684187124
put your dick away, ryan.
>>684187327
ohh shit john, is that you?
>>684186210
You pay.
>>684186557
Go to an ASU party, faggot.
>>684187492
did you not read
>>684186908
i made a attempt but i decided its easier to sit down
>>684186210
three words: buy a hooker.
>>684187415
no, its rob.
craigslist ?