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/b/ help me

how does a loser get laid on friday night in AZ
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start by not living in bumfuck AZ
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>>684186210
You grab a hooker by the scalp, drag her to the nearest alley and beat her with your dick until her ass is sore
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Get off the computer for starters
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Hookers
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What part of AZ?
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>>684186210
go get ripped at the gym and develop a completely different personality. step one is to leave /b/, which you can't, so you're fucked. Just fap or get a prostitute.
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that would be a resounding no
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>>684186402
Hooters
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You idiot finals just ended, go to Arizona State and plenty of drunk college bitches partying the end of semester.
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>>684186434
north scotts, i am a rich college kid

>>684186399
your a faggot

>>684186350
we have the best lawn care around
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>>684186210
Be aggressively confident.
Or pay abused children.
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Nobody gets laid in AZ!!!!!
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>>684186546
I'm not driving to tempe

>>684186485
i got a nice dick and a decent muscular build. i can't leave /b/ tho. you guys are my familia
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ASU parties.
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>>684186485
Meh, I personally visit maybe once or twice a month now, mostly when I'm looking for porn. Just taking it off my favorites bar did wonders. (Not OP, though)
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>>684186592
Im starting to think that m8, its dry as fuck here
i actually shaved my face and made plans to go to a bar but said fuck it and sat down and logged into league client and opened up cuckchan
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>>684186210
post a pic of yourself.
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Become a fuckboy works everytime
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>>684186943
im halfway tempted too

let me think of consequences.

heres my dick tho


/b/ loves random dicks
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>>684186590
Or be a normal person.
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>>684187124
put your dick away, ryan.
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>>684187327
ohh shit john, is that you?
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>>684186210
You pay.
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>>684186557
Go to an ASU party, faggot.
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>>684187492


did you not read

>>684186908

i made a attempt but i decided its easier to sit down
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>>684186210
three words: buy a hooker.
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>>684187327
>>684187415
cissy
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>>684187415
no, its rob.
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craigslist ?
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