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Those tits, apparently.
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Pussy?
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>>684181955
Nice titts
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>>684181955

Nice Dubs!
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face pls
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show us your ass with panties on
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aye girl, waddup?
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>>684181955
The sky
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You're a golden goddess. Pls show pits
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timestamp or write 'chris' on them

thanks!
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>>684181955
Nice tits, Ass shot?
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>>684181955
liking those ghost-nipples
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>>684181955
My dick... do post more
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>>684181955
Show bergina
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Ey
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>>684181955
tits, timestamp and dubs. well played anon.

now state your business.
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>>684181955
Hey look, boobs. Thanks.
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SHOW ME DAT COLLARBONE BABY
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>>684181955
the holy trinity
>stamp
>dubs
>tits
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sup attention ho
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I already fapped, there's nothing you can provide for me unless you have some form of talent. Do you have any skills?
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>>684181955
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>>684181955
I just drank a lot of coffee, and I never drink coffee, ever, so I'm like bouncing off the walls
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>>684182541
You fap fast
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This dick.
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>>684181955
If I roll dubs, will you show me that pussy?
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>>684182631
I don't think he meant to this
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So OP, do some shit or we're outta here. /b/tards aren't known for their attention span
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>>684181955
My dick. It's a gentleman, though. It stands up for women.
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>>684181955
Thanks for that
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>>684182227
Here
>>684183068
Sorry, phones resolution takes images that are too large.
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>>684183286
No problem m8. Say, what you think about sharpie in pooper?
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Dubs decides if I show off my ass or my pussy.
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Sharpie in pooper
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Those are an exceptional set of tattybojangles you have there
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>>684183286
Sharpie in
Pooper
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>>684181955
I love those kinds of nipples.
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>>684181955
This women is a doll. Literally.
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>>684183588
Winrar!!! Also, rolling for pussy
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Pussy!!!
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>>684183699
> Checked
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face
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>>684183286
Hi Sarah K
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she is ugli boys dont fall in her traps
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>>684183699
checked
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>>684183286

What kind of underwear you got?

Anything sexy?
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>>684183286
Full body shot
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>>684183699
Here you go :3
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It doesn't matter if shes ugly dem some nice tits
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Op my birthday was on the 10. I turned 28. Can you timestamp "happy birthday Phillip!!" Showing your ass and pussy please?
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>>684181955
how do you write so neatly on your chest like that?
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Shave your growler
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>>684183900
check'd and second'd
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>>684183917
Urgh, please shave.
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>>684183917
trikt
r
i
k
t
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That fanny looks like jimmy saville
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sharpie in pooper or gtfo
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>>684183917
need timestamp. write it on a sheet of paper if you need to
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>>684183917
>>684183917

Yuck! Shave that shit babe. Be presentable for fucks sake.
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>>684183699
Witnessed.

OP, be a dear and deliver. Also, to answer your original question: not much is up. Went to the gym, picked up my kids. How's your friday?
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>>684183917
bottom of your pussy is so cute.
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>>684184110
ameri-fag pedo
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To be honest I only ask for tits if it's someone pretending to be male, attention whoring, or if I really can't tell the gender of the poster, and even then I don't care about seeing titties, just a pic of a low-cut top with some cleavage showing would be enough for me.
Nice dubs, though.
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>>684184120
Nvm, puss was already delivered
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>>684183917
That's some wild bush you got going on there. Thanks m8
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>>684183917
>10/10 pussy
>minus 4 points for hair
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>>684184204
>Virgin detected
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>>684183917
spread that shit like jam on toast please!
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>>684183965
Happy Birthday :)
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Do you like my dick?
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Shave /b/ in your pubes
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>>684183917
That pic is from another thread. It's labeled PORN PASS.
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>>684184310
'that would be 6/10 you retard
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>>684184441
get out of here with your small dick faggot
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>>684184441
no
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>>684184398
rolling for this
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>>684181955
Sweet rack there OP! Love the nips!
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>>684184435
Did you write that on your ass yourself? If so I gotta give you props for pulling off that angle
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>>684184435
Hey thanks. Awesome. Highlight of my twenties.
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>>684184435
I think you have a helper. Ain't no way you wrote that neatly

Also, could you write Hail The Deceiver on wrote above your pussy please?
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>>684184435
Mine was on the 11th, and I appreciate that too

Could you take one with your back arched in doggy style position with your back arched please? Thanks babe
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SHARPIE IN POOPER
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Also, WE SHALL SHOW THE LITTLE EDGELORDS OF CLUB PENGUIN PURPLE REALLY IS THE MASTER RACE, AND THEY CAN'T GO ON FORGETTING IT! THE PURPLE REPUBLIC SHALL RETURN, WITH OR WITHOUT VIOLANTE ALLETA!
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>>684183965
>>684184435

samefagging me thinks
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You have a sexy ass body. More please!!
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Can you write brain cast on your titters for my band baby :)
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I WANNA SEE YOUR COLLARBONE FFS SIMPLE REQUEST
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>>684184666
Satan trips
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>>684181955
Oh look another women with tits... oh boy... tits...whatever. fucking humans. stray dogs of the universe.
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>>684184435
HOLD THE FUCK UP.
How did you write that good on your ass?
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>>684184666
The power of christ compels you!!!!!
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>>684184435
>its a "some anon takes nudes of his gf and is imposting as her" episode
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hey from germany, would love to see my name "maxi" anywhere on your body...its 3 a.m. and im home form work now...:)>>684184435
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>>684184709
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>>684184435
Full Front shot
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>>684184666
>>684184759
Satan trips confirms it OP
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>>684184638
>Hail The Deceiver
Which one of these faggots is you?
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>>684184727
lol. your band? Which one of you plays your plastic recorder badly and which plays plays that Walmart guitar worse? Faggot
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Why are you even on here? What's the point? Just attention whoring?
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>>684184762
Yeah, and your here on /b/ with the bottom of the barrel.
>Surprise! We're cancer
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>>684184772
this, explain this sorcery OP
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>>684184727
Love those lips. Pic of you licking those lips please.
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whered you go op
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>>684184861
Nice 3g fag
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>>684184873
Reroll
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>>684184762
Found the faggot
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>>684184939
We're a rap group turd
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sharpie
in
pooper
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>>684181955
spread ass. I just had chemo today. cheer me up. write Ryan on your ass.
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>>684184666
Trips for phillip
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>>684184957
It happens when surfing the internet... sometimes you find yourself in the gutter.
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>>684184906
Ok, I absolutely didn't even know that was a thing. The deceiver is a long time role playing nick name of mine, and I like being treated as a god
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>>684183917
Apparently she doesn't get eaten out a lot with all that hair
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>>684184727
Now haveck plox
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>>684184906
This looks like a flock of seagulls swallowed semen, spit it into their mothers assholes, and then it dripped into the mother's retarded pussy.
This band seen more dick than Dixie Chicks, Spice Girls, and Justin Beiber combined.
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>>684185094
Lmfao, the pleasantries are an illusion.
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>>684185019
Oh look found the no life tiny man.
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>>684184441
they don't call you "pencil dick" do they? :)
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>>684185094
Ryan happens to be my name, I approve.

Also this >>684184666
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>>684185111
Heheh, nice. Double trips motherfuckers!
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>>684185111
TRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111 WINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRARWINRAR
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>>684184832
>"hey babe can i write stuff on you and post it online?"
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>>684184739
Here you go.
>>684184832
He's my friend, not boyfriend. I
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>>684184492
unless his original score was 14/10 you fucking idiot
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Shaving that bush would be nice. I never lick a bush pussy.
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>>684185012
Re-Reroll
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Why hide that nice twat behind that nasty bush. Shave nigga damn.
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>>684184435
state your business
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>>684185165
Hold the fuck up.
.
.
.
.
What's wrong with Dixie Chicks?
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>>684183917
You need to trim that bush
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>>684185328
FULL FRONTAL
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>>684184666
>>684185284
Rerolling
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>>684185284
You mean cuck?
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>>684185111
checkem.

Doggystyle arched birthday signed Phillip.
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>>684185284
>He's my friend, not boyfriend. I

Poor beta level faggot.. He takes pics of you and doesn't get to fuck you and he's friendzoned. That's bullshit right there.

Whore.
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>>684185048
Oh. Oh my God, Im so sorry.
I... I didnt know you had a mental handicap, I would not have said those things. I am sorry again.
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>>684184727
some delicious lips
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>>684185094
reroll
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>>684185284
Wow, thanks for this. I know it is a strange fetish but it works out often because it is simple and easy to do. Thanks for the fap!
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>>684185055
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>>684185317
>>684185329
>>684185393
>faggots who hate pussy

Telling a girl that hot what to do? priceless m8. you'll never fuck a girl that hot anyway.
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I like that bush. Would love to see that pussy spread a little!
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>>684185515
When did I say he doesn't get to fuck me?
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>>684183917
Oh please do some thing about that bush. Would not eat/10
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>>684185317
>I never lick a pussy.

ftfy
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Whore
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>>684184041
>>684185393

> Hairy pussy is hairy

SHAVE THAT SHIT YOU DUMB CUNT
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>>684185284
can you write daniel on your tits?
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>>684183987
Some one else is in the room. Creepy !
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>>684185284

suck his dick op i mean it's the least he could do
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>>684185284
hey from germany, would love to see my name "maxi" anywhere on your body...its 3 a.m. and im home form work now...:)
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its my Birthday too! Jay is my name write it big on ass
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>>684185284
Holy shit.. He must be the biggest beta you know. You basicly cucked him
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Arched back spread doggystyle please?
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>>684185840
Yeah I'm rolling for this, give dubs.
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>>684181955
State your business.
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>>684183286
Fake
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>>684185955
Hell to the yeah. Do it OP!
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You're pretty hot, but you should shave. Write Nicklas on your tits.
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>>684185938
This >>684185938
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full mirror pic for obvious reasons
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>>684185999
Being an attention whore.
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>>684185908
>you gotta be boyfriend and girlfriend to fuck
christfag pls
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>>684184204
Ausfag here. Just because you like a well kept Vagina doesn't mean your a pedo.
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>>684185592
Too much porn i guess
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>>684185955
nice dubs
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>>684185849
Here you go Maxi. My 'cuck' lived there. That's all folks. Attention whore out. <3
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>>684185806
WHO WAS PEN!??!??
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Checkem

Doggystyle spread for pussy and asshole, fingers opening pussy lips.
Must have Hillary Clinton 2017
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>>684184978
Yeah. op should totes find that chick and lick her lips.
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>>684185840
Do something to him at least. We wanna see some action!
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>>684184709
Yup
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>>684185840
>>684185955
>>684186053

Please!
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>>684186224
Didn't even write Nicklas on your tits yet, dumb unshaven bitch.
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>>684186224
I ruined it faggots
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>>684185592
Akkak funny shit. It's one thing to fuck but eating hairy puss sucks I don't give a shit what anyone pretends we all hate it. You have to constantly dig hairs out of back of throat and it gets in your teeth. Fucks all thats
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>>684181955
pretty slutty. nice tits though.
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>>684186224
amazing, thank you so much...:*
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>>684183917
I don't know what y'all are on about, hairy pussy is best pussy. Then again, this is 4chan...
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>>684186224
you stopped putting timestamps. it's all fake probably done earlier today. op ran out of pics.
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>>684185094
reroll
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>>684186697
Pics of people's names they had prepared?
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>>684186611
What is great about it. It feels like licking a rug.
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>>684186611
Virgin detected.

>has obviously never eaten a girl out before

You don't want that shit in your mouth while your going to town on your girl, Bruh.
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>>684186224
>Mayi
You had ONE job
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>>684186827

>OP has list of names already posted
>OP samefags and asks for names he know he has pics of

it's not that complicated.
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>>684186827
They ask for the names them selves then post the pics. Name request are actually op. Welcome to the twilight zone
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>>684186697
This
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Tell you what guys, I'll take one more photo to prove it's not fake. What would convince you all that it wasn't preplanned?
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>>684183286
Glad another chris is in this thread because now im diamonds
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>>684187148
write 4 consecutive post numbers
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>>684185189
Oh look i found the "im above everyone"
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>>684184441
Dick ?
You call that a dick ?
Do you feel confident when you pull that out in front of a girl for the first time. Or do you apologize pufusly ?
Do you blame genetics ?
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>>684187148
Sharpie in pooper obviously
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>>684186956
Tfw you see someone mistaking an x for a y.

Go back to college, bruh.
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>>684187272
Top Kek. Nice burn, bruh.
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>>684187148
Write "Im a massive cuckfaggot"
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>>684187293
>Mayi and maxi is the same thing
I think that was his name too LMAO
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like MAH dick?
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>>684187148
dance, bitch
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>>684181955
wicked tits!!
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>>684185908
>basically cucked him.

Fucking hell anon just stop
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>>684187567
jesus christ clean your fucking fingernails you digusting shitface whats wrong with you
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>>684185386
Didn't say there was anything wrong with the Dixie Chicks, just that they've seen a lot of dick
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Mate just got dumped by his newly drugged up ex bitch. Could he get a sign? Names TG
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>>684187286
>>684187293
>>684187473
>>684187535
Here are the numbers
>>684187473
I mean, sure, but I'm about to fuck her.
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>>684186858
>It feels like licking a rug
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>>684187779
Haters gonna hate
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>>684187567
How long did it take you to get that angle to make it look bigger than it really is?
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>>684181955

>TITS OR GTFO!
Ohh wait... nevermind.
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Write "Dinis the madman"
please I beg you
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>>684187779
This
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Hey my birthday is coming up this month as well, OP can you write happy birthday Ulises
, i have a rare nickname
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>>684187910
Like, 2 seconds, or however long it took to click 'camera' then aim, then click the shutter butT
on.
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And i want it on the ass
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>>684187855
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Can you please write "FXP" on your tits and post here? thank you very much if you do :3
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>>684187855
s-still fake
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>>684187855
Fuck it. I'm just gonna go for it. Could I get a James by the panty line? Maybe a timestamp and peak at the nice bush if you would be so kind?
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You have a beautiful body. My names Bry. Would you write my name on your boobs :#
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>>684185126
On behalf of all of us in the gutter.
Welcome to /b/
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>>684188237
NO, FAGGOT
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>>684187878
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>>684188337
kek, this dude zoomed in hahahaha
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>>684188337
the autism is real dough nigs
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>>684187855
this is so beta
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>>684185469
The irony of this picture is that 90% of Marines get cucked while on deployment.
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>>684188337
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>>684188337
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>>684185643
Ok OP now I like you. (Well, if you shaved that atrocious bush that is)
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>>684188337
this notch is indicating that somethings wrong with that guys liver/lunge see help asap
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>>684188867
You mean the one that is usually indicative of someone who works with their hands, and dents their fingernails? zozzle
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>>684188399
i can do all kinds of zoom
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>>684188867
>lunge see help
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>>684189105
KEEP ZOOMING IN
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why the fuck are we looking at some fag nail ?
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>>684189334
because some autistic child zoomed in, and now it's a thing
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>>684188867
Thinking it means he is not a bernie supporter
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>>684189391
But, I am a Bernie supporter. :(
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>>684189101
the state of a fingernail usually is not affected by external influences exceptions would be chemical injuries and such.
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>>684188626
Yeah, by other white men.
Basically every Jody story I ever heard of or seen online includes just some random neighbor, not Jamal or Tyrese.
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i want to see your feet
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>>684183997
>>684184041
>>684184110
>>684184310
>>684184392
>>684185754
>>684186061
>>684186153
>>684186375
>>684186880
Amerifag pedos and/or pornfed virgins clearly detected. Also possible true autism (unproportionate fear of unfamiliar things).
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>>684189610
please no
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>>684181955
Birthday tomorrow, can I get a happy birthday to y titsign?
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>>684181955
zoom in your fingernail
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>>684183917
Fuck all these other fucking faggot virgin neckbeards. I'd Eat your hairy blonde pussy for hours. Like a peach. I could eat a peach for hours...
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>>684187860
Nigga I've been married for ten years come july. And she knows if it starts getting about half inch long im not licking shit. I return the favor and keep mine trimmed as well
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>>684189756
Tony*
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>>684189810
MOAR ZOOM
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>>684187567
Tips fadora
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>>684189446
Then I guess the dirt is from occupying a park somewhere
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What happened to OP
I wanted to request but no it seems they died and apparently people like fingernails
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>>684187567
>>684187878
>mushroom dick
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>>684190076
It's more from work, like.... working, and I hadn't taken a shower. It's what men do.
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drink koolaid jammer pls
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>>684190175
And? Plenty of women have liked it enough for certain activities.
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>>684189814
Mmmm bet you also fuck on the period you nasty fuck
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>>684190187
you dont even wash your fucking hands when you get home from work?

no wonder you have a fucking mushroom dick, you bring all the shit from work home with you and then have a fap and infecting your dick with fungi.
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>>684190358
I do. It's a period. It's a parade of not being pregnant happiness.
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OP has probably abandoned thread by now. Her camera man is pounding that hairy pussy something fierce.
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>>684190358
Blood is literally a lubricant in that situation.
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>>684189524
It was the first (ish) pic that came up when googling "cucked marine' check it yourself. Props on the Jody ref.
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>>684190436
"No wonder you have a fucking mushroom dick"
......do you not know how genetics work? Lololol, I bet you're a virgin. Fucking your dog doesn't count, faggot.
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>>684190525
So is lube and waiting 6 days. Guess it's different in a long term relationship. That shit can wait. More time to jerk off anyways
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>>684190571
>he didnt get it
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>>684190358
Eww, fuck no. I have standards. But I do stick my cock in some ass...
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>>684185284
You should bang him. Help the poor guy out
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>>684189655
please kill yourself anon
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>>684190915
Oh, I got it. You're an autistic moron, who thinks that his jokes are hilarious, when no one else laughs.
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>>684188474
no, you're just a pathetic little shit ^^
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>>684190931
At least some sanity. I had a friend who would tell me stories of pulling the tampon out himself then hitting it. I damn near threw up
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>>684191381
I'm not little, I'm fat.
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>>684191431
It's blood. You're already hitting it raw, why does blood matter?
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>>684191351
i think you should take your citation marks and go back to reeeeddit
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>>684191543
Not everyone who disagrees with your moronic humor is from Reddit. I've never been, and never will.
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>>684184978
Kill yourself, retard.
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>>684183917
Id eat that all day and night. I love hairy pussy
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>>684189655
Dubs confirm I'm afraid
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>>684191642
>still dont get it
take your "citation marks" and go back to luddite
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>>684191519
It's gross blood that smells and is nasty why would you want that getting in/on/or around your penis
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>>684191787
Fuck her in the shower then, jesus.
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>>684191769
Again, I got it. You're just not fucking funny, or witty. I really think you should rethink your inability to communicate coherently with society.
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>>684191919
>he still thinks i'm trying to be funny
you are beyond retarded.
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>>684183917
Tits don't match the pussy, that's nasty
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pinch your nipples please
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>>684192250
He said >witty dipshit. You ARE an idiot. hahaha, this is great.
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>>684181955
>fat AND writes the date wrong
Your american-ness is too obvious. An hero, fat american.
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>>684188867
All my nails did this about 5 months ago, plz elaborate
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>>684184204
>faggot who likes to eat pubes
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>>684192435
....fat?
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>>684192435
>When you're slavic trash who doesn't write the date the same way as someone else so they'll use that as bait
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>>684192386
how is telling an obvious redditfag to fuck off trying to be funny or witty?

you're even more retarded than him.
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Shave?
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>>684192750
mk
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>>684192702
I'm sorry, I meant to say 'american'.
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>>684183917
too much hair
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>>684192749
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>>684192891
She's not fat, and just because she says the date differently, she's fat? sigh, fucking 4chan has become shit.
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>>684189814
You know I could uh....eat a peach for hours. Would you.....lick my tongue...
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>>684192386
WTF you said >witty dipshit
and greentext is broke
wtf why isnt your text green?
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>>684192871
>no counter argument
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Did anyone save the pussy shot
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>>684193024
She is a fat american but the correct term for 'fat person' in burgerfat land is just 'american'
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>>684193066
because it's not on the next line.
>only works on the next line.
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>>684190358
Guilty......
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