My dick. It's a gentleman, though. It stands up for women.
Sorry, phones resolution takes images that are too large.
To be honest I only ask for tits if it's someone pretending to be male, attention whoring, or if I really can't tell the gender of the poster, and even then I don't care about seeing titties, just a pic of a low-cut top with some cleavage showing would be enough for me.
Nice dubs, though.
get out of here with your small dick faggot
Also, WE SHALL SHOW THE LITTLE EDGELORDS OF CLUB PENGUIN PURPLE REALLY IS THE MASTER RACE, AND THEY CAN'T GO ON FORGETTING IT! THE PURPLE REPUBLIC SHALL RETURN, WITH OR WITHOUT VIOLANTE ALLETA!
Can you write brain cast on your titters for my band baby :)
HOLD THE FUCK UP.
How did you write that good on your ass?
>Hail The Deceiver
Which one of these faggots is you?
This looks like a flock of seagulls swallowed semen, spit it into their mothers assholes, and then it dripped into the mother's retarded pussy.
This band seen more dick than Dixie Chicks, Spice Girls, and Justin Beiber combined.
Here you go.
He's my friend, not boyfriend. I
Oh. Oh my God, Im so sorry.
I... I didnt know you had a mental handicap, I would not have said those things. I am sorry again.
Oh please do some thing about that bush. Would not eat/10
Holy shit.. He must be the biggest beta you know. You basicly cucked him
Ausfag here. Just because you like a well kept Vagina doesn't mean your a pedo.
Here you go Maxi. My 'cuck' lived there. That's all folks. Attention whore out. <3
Akkak funny shit. It's one thing to fuck but eating hairy puss sucks I don't give a shit what anyone pretends we all hate it. You have to constantly dig hairs out of back of throat and it gets in your teeth. Fucks all thats
You call that a dick ?
Do you feel confident when you pull that out in front of a girl for the first time. Or do you apologize pufusly ?
Do you blame genetics ?
>Mayi and maxi is the same thing
I think that was his name too LMAO
>basically cucked him.
Fucking hell anon just stop
Here are the numbers
I mean, sure, but I'm about to fuck her.
On behalf of all of us in the gutter.
Welcome to /b/
The irony of this picture is that 90% of Marines get cucked while on deployment.
Ok OP now I like you. (Well, if you shaved that atrocious bush that is)
this notch is indicating that somethings wrong with that guys liver/lunge see help asap
i can do all kinds of zoom
Amerifag pedos and/or pornfed virgins clearly detected. Also possible true autism (unproportionate fear of unfamiliar things).
What happened to OP
I wanted to request but no it seems they died and apparently people like fingernails
drink koolaid jammer pls
you dont even wash your fucking hands when you get home from work?
no wonder you have a fucking mushroom dick, you bring all the shit from work home with you and then have a fap and infecting your dick with fungi.
>fat AND writes the date wrong
Your american-ness is too obvious. An hero, fat american.
>When you're slavic trash who doesn't write the date the same way as someone else so they'll use that as bait
how is telling an obvious redditfag to fuck off trying to be funny or witty?
you're even more retarded than him.
You know I could uh....eat a peach for hours. Would you.....lick my tongue...