That's it. I'm fucking done. Time to An hero /b/
43 decides how I do it.
Do it in a way you'll be remembered.
Like hang yourself off an overpass before morning rush hour traffic with a banner saying "Slave, Earn, Die" or something trailing off your corpse.
Go to your local Mickey D's and order 2 Big Macs.
Get a can of helium like that you put in a balloon a small hose thing and a gas mak attach hose thing to where the helium comes out and attach Jose to gasmask so the gasmask fills with it and you die nice and peacefully
YOU RETARD YOU WASTED THE GET!!
My contribution: stop taking care of yourself. Stop with any kind of hygiene practices. Stop eating well. Don't see help of doctors or anything. Let yourself slowly fall apart and wake up each morning worse than the last.
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I'm with this guy. OP is a faggot.
For you OP please don't do it
Op I don't know if anyone remembers this but you should Kys by getting into a giant cop base by the Grand Canyon having helicopters chase you and recording and everything and then drive toward Grand Canyon screaming at the top of your longs out the window "OP IS NOT A FAG" and drive into Grand Canyon like a straight G
maxing out your credit card in vegas with cocaine, high end escorts, XTC/MDMA, and at sunrise when your coming down off the drugs and your balls begin to itch you jump off the highest building you can get to and do a front flip on to the vegas strip.
you did this, bro
Don't do it OP. I'm not a SJW but death isn't the answer. It's not worth it. Fuck what the rest of the people are saying. Anything is better than nothingness.
1. Go to Florida.
2. Go to a service station in Florida.
3. Purchase/steal Skittles and Arizona Watermelon Cocktail
4. Leave the establishment and proceed down the street on foot.
Nope a person with common sense. A person knowing the value of human life. Don't give up OP. If what you're doing is a means for release and peace at least die by your own standards, die a man. Not some faggot doing shit for dumb ass anons.
I'm Calling the FBI on all your asses
YOu'll be banned and reported to authorities enjoy the SWAT
Open fire at a cop car. Let them do it. Make sure that it gets on the news though. I wanna see this.
Become a clown. Swallow enough C4 to blow yourself up but not enough to damage surroundings. Perform at kid's birthday party. Blow up a baloon. Pop baloon with a pin while simultaneously detonating C4. Happy birthday!
Buy some rope. Attach it to a ceiling fixing.
Tie a classic noose with it, and place a chair underneath.
Walk away, get a job as a wagecuck, spend the rest of your life till 65 working for fuck all 40 hours a week with no fulfilment, look upon the nothingness you have created except for the tiny amount of superannuation from your dead end job.
Put your head inside the noose while standing on the chair, and kick the chair away.
>first you go back to school
>pick a good major
>get good grades
>get good job
>buy a nice house, car, wife, kid
>pig out on steak and lobster everyday until you become fat and blow like a beached whale.
god speed anon.
sounds like a good way to fgo out with a bang
all these autists saying one-number-offs are gets are really making me sick
Don't do it. I wake up everyday feeling like shit mentally and physically. I just used my first credit card to buy clothes that looked good for once... in the dressing room mirror. I get home and google tells me the dressing room mirrors are bent to flatter you and cheat you. I looked goofy as usual today. just a lot more broke financially. That's life. I hate the way I look, and I don't think many others see it..... the ones that so probably don't really give a shit. SO....... I push on. Eventually I will die, it happens on it's own. I hope to hell something will happen to make this trip more memorable, if not pleasurable. In the end... it will end. Probably gonna end right when things are starting to look "up". I look forward to those 5 minutes, before I leave this place. I hope you will be willing to accept the same challenge, which is: Tough it out and see what happens, before it is swept out from under you. Good luck, do not stop now. Live and learn. Spread some love, even if others think little of it. Do what will make you happy, no matter what. Don't do what is the easiest. That's for cowards with no patience. Live on, it isn't that long of a ride, comrade. Time goes so much faster, the older we get. That's not just something "they say". It works itself out. So... work yourself out the best you can. I will. It ain't easy, but it's the wise way to go, in my opinion. Stay up and don't let the BS fuck ya up too much. Have faith in a Bro. That's why you came here, right? Lookin' for advice or experience from another who's been there? Well, here it is. Live on. Push forward, be good to people, and don't let shit get in the way. I am trying very hard to adhere to my own advice. It is a struggle, but we can make it. I know we can, because others have done it before us. Stay tough. Stay alive for as long as you can. Try to accept a reason to smile every day or at least once every few days or so. Even a small smile and a short laugh makes all the difference.
I am not very old. I can't believe how big of a deal it is to greentext every single post that's more than a few sentences. I understand it's an imageboard.. but fuck, can't people read a tiny paragraph in a few seconds, or has education really let you guys down that bad? So damned scary to think about. Everything has to be instant... even a complete thought, idea, or any type of gratification. Fuckin'-A. It's not a ylyl thread... Chill out or go find some titties to wank to.