Ask a guy who just got his first blowjob anything
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Ask a guy who just got his first blowjob anything
>>684179690
How much did you pay him?
>>684179690
That technically isn't a blowjob because your dick doesn't reach past her teeth
>>684179690
I bought her a coffee earlier in the day so I guess about $3
>>684180247
Coffee isn't good for dogs
>>684179871
#brutal
Where's the rest of your dick OP?
not as good as you expected, i bet
>>684179690
Looked like she was flossing her teeth.
>>684179690
Did you kiss him after he swallowed?
>>684181536
/thread
#rekt
she gives good head, shame about the small dick
>>684181283
Better. I blew my load in about 90 seconds
>>684181734
wasted talent poor her
>>684181915
Don't worry about her...she said she felt like a bj queen because she could deep throat it without gagging and that she could finish me so quickly
Blowjobs are shit.
They don't even feel good, just weirdly wet and warm. I think my dick's gland is just not fucking sensitive, and I ain't even circ
Was this her first lesbian encounter? How'd you make your clit so big?
>>684182441
You know, I sort of felt like that. Thats how it mostly felt. However, I have been to hookers who fucking sucked my balls empty. Even better than fucking.
So it depends on the mouth. However, the good cocksuckers are few and far between. Thats why I sometimes wondered if I should get a male hooker once, so see if they give better head.
>>684182393
ahh fair enough if you had a good time, she has talent tho
>>684182441
You just haven't had a good one
>>684182441
Right? I thought I was the only one. I thought I'd broken my dick or some shit. Like, I can visibly see my gf licking the tip of my dick, but I can barely feel it. On second thoughts, maybe both our dicks are broken?
>>684182847
Most guys I've gotten head from are better than the girls
>>684179690
Well when you were sucking him off you swallowed right? Also how big was his dick
>>684183315
Thats what I heard, so I thought i'd might give it a shot once. On the other hand, I dont really want to be locked in a situation where im naked with a potentially crazy faggot I never met before.
>>684182441
you kidding me? a proper blowjob given by someone who actually likes sucking dick can be better than sex
Do you like my cock?
>>684179690
How did you get the taste out of your mouth afterwards?
>>684179690
What did it feel like?
>>684179690
I have yet to have a girl reach past halfway for me feelsspaghettiman
BJ's are best from a man who knows what he's doing
>>684179690
That webm
>When your dick so little she can only use 3 fingers to jack you off
>>684183862
A bag of sand
>>684184005
Bi guy here. guys are definitely much better at sucking dick, but nothing compares to the sight of an enthusiastic woman slobbing on your knob
>>684179690
grats i could care less tho, but grats i guess.
>>684182441
I've felt the same but most girls dont know us best, you gotta teach them or find a slut...I've hated some because it feels good but its just not enough to get close..others are amazing almost too amazing to make me wonder who they fucked before me..
Wait a sec, is that webm of you OP?
>>684179690
Did he smell nice?
How'd you meet the girl and how did this come about OP?
>>684185780
bump 4 story
>>684179690
how old r u
She didn't even suck on it she was breathing on it
Like a few others said, best blowjobs are usually the ones given by men.
Firstly it's because they actually enjoy sucking dick and secondly they know what to do.
I've had bjs from girls who think that just sticking my dick in her mouth and moving up and down is how it should be done.
Also had some decent ones, my current gf gives great blowjobs but pretty much once in a blue moon, she claims she enjoys it but then rarely gives em which is pretty shit.
