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Hey /b/, how do i stop being so beta?

pic related, its me
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>>684177959
qt
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idk dude
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>>684178663
nice dog
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>>684177959
Deploy a stable version
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Sit on my lap.
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>>684177959
start lifting, wear better clothes, do drugs
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>>684177959
you dont even look beta, you are posing like a girl/gay tho.
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accept the fact that you're a beta and live to serve superior alpha males to the best of your ability, duh
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>>684177959
inject estrogen
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By getting in this thread

>>684177757 #
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Lift, cut your hair, sell some drugs and go through something hard. Harden yourself by picking some fights.
Or just don't be a faggot on /b/ asking fucking retards for advice.
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>>684177959
You still have chance anon.
Work out get some sun
Try not to brag about your tripsto girls
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>>684179217
>just don't be a faggot on /b/ asking fucking retards for advice.
Making your whole post redundant, why did you waste that energy.
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>>684177959
Fix your Final Fantasy hair
Exercise (it's good physically and mentally)
Work on your body language. In that pose you look like you get your boipucci pounded by bbc. I doubt it's even you but still I have nothing better to do.
Also be charismatic. Anybody can do it.
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Play a bunch of visual novels until you can pick up girls and get yourself one. Once your confidence is boosted, you're set.
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>>684179557
i still cant pick up girls in those
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Kill yourself, that shits pretty alpha.
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>>684179688
dubs demandeth a response
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>>684179688
whats the best way to kms?
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>>684177959
you can start by taking a shower
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>>684179613
git gud m8. Throw on some Clannad until you beat After Story.
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>>684179867
Hanging or helium.
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>>684179930
ill try it thx anon
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>>684179867
Hanging is easiest in so far as everyone has something around the house that will work. If you have a car and a garage sit in closed garage with car running. Look to see if parents or grandparents have pain killers. Take em all. It's pretty easy, we as humans are pretty fragile.
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>>684177959
Be gay, because you'd make a good bottom. Or start talking to girls.
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Just ignore that scared embarrassed feeling. Don't hold back. Do what you feel. I did. Changed many years ago. I'm partially deaf so I was loud and in your face and did not know it.
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>>684177959
Get life experience. There are many ways to project yourself as more of an alpha male. Read books about psychology and body language. That alpha mentality becomes pretty worthless past your thirties. I've also noticed that people that smoke weed are for the most part socially inept while they are high so don't do that. Seriously watch stoned people in an unbiased manner and ask yourself if that is the alpha male.
Take time to actually think about what makes an alpha male alpha develop those traits,
It isn't stupid to want to be an alpha male because if you stick with trying to do that for five or seven years you more than likely will. Your asking the right question, make sure you apply yourself and it correctly
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>>684180287
just being near girls makes spaghetti come out
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>>684180213
>insofaras
>we as humans
>...as humans
Like we'd be as anything else. Stop trying to sound intellectual.
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>>684180320
Yeah deaf people are annoying as fuck like that. Then they have this whole fucking attitude, I fucking hate most deaf people.
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>>684180320
thanks anon, some actual good advice, ill try my hardest to apply it :]
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>>684180483
Learn to speak proper English and not be aretard.
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>>684180413
ill try it, thanks for good advice
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>>684177959
I know it sounds stupid but just changing your physical stance and voice will slowly start to change your role in the pack over years. It is hard to assert yourself over people that have decades more experience than you in things but a lot of times better decision making skills wins that battle. People at least the way they naturally function in society pretty much develop there status subconsciously so yea.
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>>684180553
How many deaf people do you know? I know zero, thought they were unicorns or something.
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>>684180441
That happens to most people. Girls don't usually care if you're nervous when talking to them, that'll go away after talking to one for a while. Just don't be afraid of rejection, because it happens to everyone. Being yourself and not giving a fuck helps a lot. So does drinking.
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>>684180722
I've known six or seven. But I'm old.
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>>684180698
What kind of job do you have now, are you timid in public, how do you act around your friends, what is your role within your group.>>684177959
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OP post some nudes. You're hawt
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>>684181432
My dubs tell you to show us your boipussy.
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>>684181556
So close
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>>684177959
Be socially outgoing too. But don't be socially outgoing if your constantly making a drunken fool out of yourself. It's ok to be a bad boy and even get wasted but there is a difference between someone that is wasted and confident/funny than someone that is constantly drunk and stumbling around aimlessly. Occassionally ask yourself if you are confident and if not reference that emotion and make yourself that way. *only when necessary I guesss
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>>684181432
>>684181556
Do it.
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>>684181259
rn im an engineering apprentice, im not really that timid, just around girls. Around girls I'm attracted to I can't stay calm at all. In my friend group, I'm usually one of the people that talk more.
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>>684177959
Step 1 - Stop posting your picture on 4chan
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>>684180722
I'm not deaf. I just don't hear most anything. The state had me tested. Came out to a 65% loss and they got me hearing aids. With the aids I only muss like 5%. I miss more fr o m my stroke damage now. 7 strokes and still kicking ass. I'm fucking invincible. Invincible, not free from damage. But nothing can kill me. 400 hits of acid. Not at once. 10 at once.
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>>684181982
Bachelors? cuz if so I have a sure way to answer your question.
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>>684182295
in college.
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>>684182515
I know that with a bachelors you are eligible to apply for law school in most states.

Pass your engineering test thingy to get certified.

I honestly think that someone that is certified to practice both law and engineering would be the alpha male regardless of personality,

Or go doctorate
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>>684183445

ill try to get law.
ty anons

anyways, im going to try my hardest to be alpha, thank you all.
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>>684177959
I'm a grill and I'd love to make you submit under my strapon.
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>>684183951
Good luck anon, good luck
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