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/b/ I'm really constipated. what do?
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>>684177676
take a shit
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>>684177676
take a shit
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>>684177676
take a shit
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>>684177676
Enema clears you right out
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Get a laxative to help you shit. It's not good to be backed up. Eat more fiber.
http://www.poopdoc.com/problems-ignore-symptoms-constipation.htm
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>>684178517
>>684178548
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Take a shit, come back and post a picture
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>>684177676
take a shit
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>>684177676
Try some taco bell? Idk...
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Drink a lot of prune juice.
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>>684177676
take a shit, if you cant punch yourself in the stomach really hard so you have to shit
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alternate sips of hot coffee and ice cold water
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Get some high fiber cereal. Eat that for breakfast.

Then snack on almonds throughout the day, and have a salad for lunch.

Then have salad, veggies and chicken for dinner.
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>>684177676
Stop shooting heroin.
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>>684177676
Dude the jalepeno fresco chicken sandwich is back at Wendy's. It's delicious and you will shit fire from your asshole
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Put a bunch of marshmallows in your ass.
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Fuck a horse in the ass!
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>>684177676
30 cc Milk of Magnesia with 10cc Cascara Sagrada
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ʇıɥs ɐ ǝʞɐʇ
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>>684179079
Forgot pic. This op. Eat this
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>>684180090
I'll go take a drive
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Imodium to the max
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>>684180090
UR MOM!
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>>684180378
No u
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>>684180090
It tastes like shit so it may actually help you.

White castle is guaranteed to make you shit. They are called sliders for a reason.
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>>684177676
i love getting constipated that means I can down some lax and turn my ass into a fucking rocket shuttle

the porcelain is the canvas and i am its artist
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>>684177676 (OP)

>take a shit
>place straw in ass
>awesome crystals
>post result
>..
>profit??
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Use your garden hose or a funnel to put water up your bum which will both soften it and add a bit of back pressure to help you push it out.

You could also try an air compressor.
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