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What's her name /b/?
Be honest with me. Can I still win her over? She's been my childhood friend since birth. Always been in love with her. Confess my feelings at 14. Typical, you're like a brother to me, response. Few years of distance but eventually reconnect again. 22. Roommates now. Confessed my love again, and get shot down, but we both move on very quickly. Still make each other laugh. Still have fun together. She still drives me crazy. I'm not autistic. I'm not hideous. I am very overweight. Her type is skinny skater/guitar player boys. Can anyone with understanding of female psychology tell me if I were to get fit and learn the guitar, would she suddenly see me in a new light? I just can't see a future where she's not in it.
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>>684176474
>tfw you're not Nick
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>rejected twice
>still friends
Sounds like you're a back-up at best, lad. Do you honestly think she wouldn't know why you've suddenly taken up guitar or skating? She would know immediately, and would likely consider it as pathetic as I do imagining it.
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I never understood people's fascination with finding a significant other. What's the point? Seems like a waste of time to me.
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>>684176474
bruh
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>>684179004
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>>684176474

no anon. Judy is only for Nick and we have to accept that.
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>>684176474

Nah, you're boned.
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>>684176474
fat people arent attractive, they reek of bad self control and cheetos
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It's bc you're fat
It's bc you're fat
It's bc you're fat
Seems obvious
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>>684179580
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>do an hero she's HIV positive
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>>684176474
give up and move on, look for other girls
stop being obsessed
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>>684179799
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>>684179521
truth
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>>684181663
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>>684176474
No. No you can not date Judy Hopps.
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Stop posting anime fucking weeb trash
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>>684182041
How about no?
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>>684182381
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>>684182246
How about yes?
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>>684176474
Just get fit. That's prolly all you need.
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>>684182731
This is our thread. It never was OP's thread.
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>>684182731
Hmmmm nah
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>>684176474
>very overweight
>not hideous

those are mutually exclusive dude. Take it from a guy whose lost a hundred pounds and kept it off. the world is different for thin people. YOu wanna be thin people. She'll never love you until you're not a whale.
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>>684183394
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Lose weight them play guitar she's a shallow hoe anyway so honestly fuck her but with a decent look and the skills that pay bills bitches be trippin over you
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>>684183499
thats what Im talkin' about
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Honestly, /b/rother, move on. Lower your standards, love someone else, and live yourself a life to be proud of. Hanging yourself up on a chick who doesn't feel the same way you do is only postponing the inevitable.
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>>684176474
I know you're getting a lot of shit anon but I'm going to give you some really solid advice. Be friends with her, immerse yourself in getting fit, and no matter what, never EVER tell her how you feel about her again. You need to be aloof and only moderately available. Although it goes against everything in your nature try like hell to play it cool
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>>684176474
somethimes, people are not suppoused to be together
you cant force love, u CANT change for her, just keep your hearth open and watch for someone else, there are many girls in the world

If you dont make her feel in love, then dont try
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Get fit but do your own shit nigga this bitch is a ho who's sucked more dicks than pounds you gotta lose.
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>>684186547
WHERE IS THAT GIF FROM KURT COBAIN FROM?! omfg
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>>684176474
Her name is Alexandra. She shut me down three times. Honestly I don't deserve her, I never get girls like her and I doubt I'd even be half of what she deserves. It's probably for the best.

Op, get the fuck out of there. Shes not worth it if you have to become someone else to get her. Spent 10 years doing that. Shes not worth the time. Please trust me on this. Dont make the same mistake as I did. I wish someone would have told me like I am telling you.

It's hard to decide where to look for the sunrise, when the sky is pitch black. But dont worry, the sun will rise regardless of what direction youre looking at
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Yeah it was good at first, now you're just ruining a perfectly fine thread
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>>684182731
And you have to go back.
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>>684187317
good job
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>>684186889
Ugggh i havent even confessed to this girl, but theres no point seeing as shes practically a saint, practicing the Bible (Jehovas). The comfort is that i dont think i could even bear being with someone super religious
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>>684187666
Ive done that too. Its impossible. It wasnt mean for you to have each other like that.

It sucks tho. I can imagine that, but living with someone super christian especially jehovas, its like fucking a bucket trying to make babies.

Dont bother dude
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-L
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>>684187867
dayum
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What's his name, /b/?
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>>684187913
oh, i try to give up, and i dont even think she likes me particularly much (though its hard to tell, could be the opposite) but its pretty hard, did you also get involved with the jehovas? i cant really ask her if she would even date outside her religion, that would be some comfort to be honest.
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nigga you stupid
good luck with that shit
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>>684179521
Been 400+ for 8 years. Starting to diet and exercise. Looking forward to testing this theory.
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>>684188422
Rekit ralph
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>>684188422
Smash it Steve
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>>684188656
Oh man, do lose weight, dont listen to the stupid 'love yourself' quotes, you dont have to be super thin, but dont be unhealthy fat. Just start eating at 500 calories under what you spend each day, or even 200. have cheat days/meals once a week, you'll do fine
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>>684177103
Nah dont listen to him, learn to play an instrument its the best thing you do, after loosing some weight
I'h say go out with other girls, that would make her jealous and maybe interested in you
If you have gotten that far than you would probably find another girl. But having an old relationship is always nice. You know.
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>>684176474 Loose some weight and tell her for once in your miserable life about how you feel about her...
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>>684176474
>I am very overweight
Fix this you dumb nigger, you really want to have sex with her when you can't even see your own dick? Your deluding yourself, this would be textbook EZ if it were not for that one factor.

You can be the ex. fatty with the good personality and pull tons of chicks, I have literally seen it with my own eyes.
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>>684188892
I'm using MyFitnessPal. I never bought into fat acceptance, I just didn't give a damn. Blood pressure's great, vitals are all fine (had my annual physical last week) so other than the brewing coronary I'm in all roght shape by the numbers.
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>>684189339
thats good, but im not gonna lie, im pretty repulsed by fat people, just saying.
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>>684176474
Coming from someone who has the same type as her (and gender haha), I think she would see you differently if you tried to fit that appearance, or at least somewhat close to it. I doubt that she would need you to look like a poster-boy for a band, but losing that weight would make a world of difference. If you're worried about a "friendzone" outcome, don't see her for a while while you work on that and then surprise her. That time apart would make it more possible for her to see you romantically afterwards. Good luck!
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