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Waifu claiming thread.
>Procrastination Edition!

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

QOTT: What is waifuism to you?
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Obligatory claim.

>>684173197
A joke for me.
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Kud claimed

>>684172733
You don't feel nauseous at all do you? If not, you'll likely be ok, but stomach aches would be a bad sign
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Akiko claimed, best waifu for laifu

>>684173197
Laifu
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>>684173197
Mi Liu claimed
>QOTT
A cancerous place where i mostly shitpost and sometimes talk to people
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sachi claim
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>>684173197
>>684173281
Story time
>My sweet knife~

As you are lying on your back you look up to the person above you. They flash you a loving smile and peck you on your lips. You don't even care about the fact that you're tied up and can't properly move a muscle. Your body shivers as you feel something cold running up your stomach. Your partner who's sitting on you giggles and shifts his hand a bit upwards. You hear the soft ripping sound of your clothes as the sharp knife slowly cuts it's way up. You are a bit afraid that the point of the blade may leave a scratch as this is only the beginning. Slowly it moves up, passing your chest and finally cutting the last string of your t-shirt. The air is cold and the steel of the knife is even colder but you are feeling hot. Your loved one licks their lips and giggles, letting their hand run down your chest, accentuating your whole body with their finger. They lean down, kissing you on your neck. You close your eyes and let the sensation run through your entire body and you suddenly moan in pleasure as you feel your partner carefully biting your neck. As you slowly give in to the pleasure you suddenly feel a sharp pain as the cold knife is running down your chest. Your warm blood mixes with the knife. The wound isn't deep, nothing serious, just a shallow cut. Your partner giggles and wipes the knife on your stomach. Once it's clean he gets off you and slips the knife in your pants. You are sweating a bit, after all you feel the cold steel as it touches your most private parts and again with a turn of the wrist the edge faces up, but the cold steel is still rubbing against your most valuable part as it slowly cuts your pants.
>You can keep the mistakes
>also cont.
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>>684173281
>>684173336

I seen Emi and a Maka albarn in the other thread. Let's fucking do this shit.

Ps: SHE IS STILL FUCKING SHOPPING
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These threads go fast
@ the person with a goon dad- did he play professionally? I've never heard of goons outside the nhl.
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>>684173336
AFAIK it started as a word to mock fanatics for one character.

>>684173513
Don't ruin it with two waifu.
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>>684173197
hmmm, im not sure, meeting great people while talking about day to day problems and helping people out, at least now that's what it means to me....
>>684173105
>i actually believe you kek
y-yeah?!?! well my dad was in the ARMY!!!!
>megumin is the cutest cutie ever and no one can compete!
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>>684173615

>>684173540
Shit. Forgot to mention top moo. Where the fuck would we be without that milky goodness
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yo yo yo
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I'm tipsy and doing absolutely fantastic. How is everyone on /waifu/?

>I love you all
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>>684173197
An expression of love towards waifus and a way to meet other people, whatever those interactions might bring
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>>684173197
Claiming a waifu, and using that waifu to converse and insult others.
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>>684173585
Part 2 sweethearts

Your partner giggles and with their free hand they let a finger run down your wound,smearing the blood a bit. They look you in the eyes as they lick their bloody finger and cut the last bit of your pants, exposing your shaft. With another swift movement they're on top of you again, grinding against you, making you more excited. They smile at you and lower the knifes tip at your wound again. You close your eyes, and get ready for the pain which is about to occure. You clench your teeth as you feel how the cold steel slowly cuts its way down. Your breath becomes faster and you let out a painful moan as soon as you don't feel the edge anymore. You slowly open your eyes, tears are clouding your view a bit, but you can still see your partner licking the blood from the knife, smiling at you while doing it. This time, the wound is deeper, blood flows from it and your partner puts the knife besides your head and runs their hand across the wound. You feel the pain as their hand presses against your wound, forcing a bit more red luquid out of you, but you had worse.
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>>684173826
Mugi.

>>684173827
Doing good Renge, good to see you.
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>>684173827
hey renge!! how did your day go???
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>>684173826
fight me faggot
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>>684173953
>>684173585
Edgy.

Puns.
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>>684173197
Waifuism is fairly escapist to me. I chose my waifu when I started dreaming lucidly and have had no other since. I like it better than 3d relationships.
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>>684173967
yo

>>684173999
no
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>>684173585
You lost me at "person above you"
Never gunna happen.

>hope you are well spooky

>>684173615
hello flower

>>684173590
atago

>>684173619
new face

>>684173648
strangler

>>684173699
kagami

>>684173827
ren

>>684173840
best legs

>>684173967
Kyouko

>i'm fine all
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>>684173619
No he didn't. It wasn't against the rules to fight when and where he played
>>684173699
Y-yeah!? Well mine was a space marine!!

>Brb, cleaning the dishes
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Waifuism is a mixed bag for me. On one end I do subscribe to it, but on the other it is something that most people wouldn't consider normal. Yes, I am 'dating' or feeling a sexual attraction towards an animated female. But that's only human.

I guess I'm just not normal.
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>>684173542
What makes it cancerous?

>>684173585
This is my kind of kink,
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>>684173953
The last part~

Your chest is now smeared in your life giving juice and your partner is reaching down with their hand, using your red juice as lubricant, they slowly descend on you. You both moan as you're entering your loved one, your heart picks up the pace a bit and you bleed a bit more. You feel both, the pain from your chest and the pleasure which comes from bonding with your one and only. They slowly move up and down, making you feel better and worse at the same time. Every time they descend on you, a small shock goes through your body, hurting your cut. Your blood runs down your chest and your stomach the wilder your partner gets. They smile at you, and take their knife again. As you ponder what your partner plans now, they bend down, the knob of the kitchenware is agains their stomach, the blade is facing your stomach. You start sweating even more, the whole situation is strangely tantalizing, you feel that you can't hold out much longer as your partner is moving closer and closer, the point of the knife is touching your stomach and the ride abruptly ends for you as you release yourself. Your partner has a satisfied smile on their face as the knife enters your abdomen. Tears shoot in your eyes, strangely enough it feels like your orgasm intensified: Maybe it is the wish of your body to give offspring in this dangerous situation? You open your mouth to scream, but a hand is preventing any noise to come out. The pain is getting more intense as the weight or your love partner is running the blade deeper into your guts. Your blurry vision makes out your smiling partner. „I love you...“ is the last thing you hear as you shift into unconsciousness.
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>>684174119
Hi Yuuko.

>Kyouko
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>>684173953
Fukken chara
>the first chair
>some reason i read it as Chaira
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>>684174119
>new face
Yes, nice to meet you. The previous thread was the first one I posted in.
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>>684173764
Sup Marie Rose?
>Check your bank account, you might be broke.

>>684174119
>best legs
Damn right, beautiful Yuuko!

>>684174193
It could be worse, you could be a furfag into futa
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>>684174119
yuuko.
>>684174127
shi-!!!!
i can't compete with that....
>>684174212
good ol' masochism
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>>684174119
Yuuko.

>>684173967
Good to see you too Kyouko! How are you?

>>684173984
It was pretty solid, what about you Kagami? I'm totally geared up for the weekend. No plans but I'm happy to not be at work.
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>>684174193
So long as you can hid it you're not insane.
My motto

>>684174421
Well welcome.
Have fun.

>>684174085
mugi

>>684174127
bewitched
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>>684174119
I'm well, thanks, just wrote something out of boredom.
>Now reaping the attention
>>684174212
It has three parts
>>684174396
Excuse me!
>I'm not a chair!
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>>684173197
A nice meet up from chaos of /b/

>>684173281
Hello gorgeous

>>684173513
Mosquitoes brah

>>684173827
I love you too renge
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>>684174445
>one off
I don't think even I would stoop so low.
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>>684174564
it was good, didn't have to run this morning and i got off work a little early, im not sure what im gonna do either....prolly nothing lol
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>>684173367
I feel fine. My arm is just itchy and numb but it doesn't seem to have spread
Oh, I've also had several nosebleeds today

>>684173648
>implying I could be unfaithful to my waifu even if I wanted to
Shame on you Homura

>>684173827
Hi Renge, I'm good. Super fond of my waifu tonight for some reason. Got a bunch of great material from her manga
So what did you chug?
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>>684174212
How often there is a waifu thread is part of it
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dog we'll hunt
>more guitar fuckery

>>684174598
Yuuko.
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>>684174564
Welcome back, Renge. What're you drinking tonight?
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>>684174686
beautiful smug

>>684174602
That's good to hear. haven't seen you in a while.
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>>684173953
I like the writing.

>>684174062
Thats pretty cool, do you lucid dream oftenly?

>>684174119
I strangle with love, if you say it like that it sounds like im violent.

>>684174193
Everyone has their weird unique habits. At least being attracted to a fictional character isn't doing harm to anyone.
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>>684174193
i kinda feel the same and i have a normal life... i guess it's just a thing to escape reality
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>>684173590
Forgot to mention I like that. A lot.

>>684174747
You are quite above that, Tats looks like a pretty solid choice
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>>684174598
Nice thought, I'll keep that in the back of my mind.
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>>684174564
I'm doing good, just listening to music at the moment, what about you qt?

>>684174924
Kud a cute.
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>>684173827
post boipussi :3
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>>684173999
>TRIPPS

>>684173827
What were you drinking? It's been a few days since I got drunk.
Ik. Fucking shocking
Bars and liquor stores close at 10 out here.
>>684174294
Tl;dr
Irl story or fanfuck?

>>684174445
I'm around 500k in my bank. I'm gud

Though I'll be poor soon when I buy bright lights and mason jars to capture but eyes here
>>684174598
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>>684174837
AKIKO-KOUHAI!
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>>684173585
>>684173953
>>684174294
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>>684174946
Don't worry when I don't show up every day!
>I have real life too!
>>684174998
I'm glad you like it. I've never wrote a story in english (much less a lewd one) and I didn't double check it for mistakes.
>>684175179
Neither. Just some guro story since I was bored
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>>684174998
>Thats pretty cool, do you lucid dream oftenly?
Usually 4 or 5 nights a week when I'm on a regular sleep schedule. Right now I have exams so a little less because of stress and amphetamines.
>>684175052
Nice.
>>684175179
Dafuq?
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>>684172651
>If the OP is there, maybe they will be reminded that even we are annoyed when something stupid happens.
Again, i just disagree. The people who partake in rules breaking actions do so regardless of the rules at the top or generally any verbal reprimands they receive in the thread.
This has happened numerous times.

The misbehaving, in my opinion, is just the net result of certain parties running in to each other.
More often then not, there's one person that starts the rules breaking and tons of people follow suit. I'd wager you know exactly what and who i'm talking about already. I don't know why i'm even needing to make this argument.

The transgressive parties are more interested in having their fun than following the rules.
The parties not interested in breaking "The rules" are just doing what they'd normally do, with or without the rules.

Again though, i understand i'm in the minority so i'll stop trying to push my opinion unnecessarily.
(Sorry for ridiculous slowness. Was on the phone.)
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>>684174837
Just had pizza and beer with my folks. Might have had quite a bit of beer and I'm not really a heavy guy (under 140 lbs), so I'm doing great right now. Always good to get more waifu material going. What are your plans for the evening?

>>684174924
See above

>>684175179
See above above

>>684175136
Fug u Billy

>>684174686
I kno u do bb <3

>>684174793
That's awesome! I ran yesterday and I work an hour early on Fridays so I didn't run either, which is always a nice feeling.

Might have some more to drink here in a bit, I forgot how much I enjoy the feeling.
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>>684175084
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Alright, I'm back
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>>684175402
Dafuq to what?
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>>684175319
You're revaluating my puns now, aren't you?
>That fucker who gave the most puns for my game wrote something this perverted... FML
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>>684173585
>>684173953
>>684174294
I thought it was pretty good.
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>>684174294
Rest in pussy. 10/10

>>684174472
One day man, one day.

>>684174602
All three parts were very well written.

>>684174837
I was just stating the obvious.
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>>684175496
>The transgressive parties are more interested in having their fun than following the rules. The parties not interested in breaking "The rules" are just doing what they'd normally do, with or without the rules.
Can you spell out for me what it looks like when someone breaks the rules? I'll take notes. They seem straightforward.
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Claimed, on my smoke break still lurking. I'll be around later tonight.
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>>684174998
Love me violently

>>684175179
>rage
stop having money you bastard
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Claimed
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Dominos and greasy Little Caesars cheese bread
Time to go get a clogged artery
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>>684175084
I have never played KS. I can't really handle the feels.

I'm sure Emi is the best though.

I love you dude. No homo.

>you said you liked this image way back when right?
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>>684175727
>>684174472
Did I hear masochism?
>
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Just saw >>684156300 and momentarily thought it was me, this is scary.

>>684175853
jesus christ how horrifying

>>684175882
Emi is best

>renge
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faggots
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>>684175582
lol, don't know that feel, it does feel good to run though, i haven't done it in a few months though...
>>684175651
welcome back best mage conqueror!!!
>>684175727
yeah...one day we'll find them lol
>>684175923
m-maybe!!!
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>>684174837
Just keep an eye on the area you got bit and see how it progresses. If it's still there in a couple days probably see a doctor but I'm just giving advice, I don't think you have anything to worry about.

>>684175122
>no u bb

>>684175496
Stick by your beliefs Shizu! Don't let anyone else's shitty opinions change yours, even if they're wrong.

>>684175582
Good beer?
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>>684175821
Sick kicks
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>>684175936
It's awful I know but it's so goddamn good
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>>684175672
Sorry- bars closing at 10?
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>>684173197
My answer to giving up 3D
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>>684175339
Me neither, and I used to write a lot. I am a bit unmotivated to try writing in English because I really like Portuguese literature.

>>684175402
>amphetamines
Alright. Somehow I used to accidentaly lucid dream a lot if woke up sleepy and didn't get out of bed.
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>>684174946
Doing fine I presume?

>>684174924
You're new

>>684175319
>

>>684173585
>>684173953
>>684174294
/waifu/, welcome to the thread

>>684175582
<3
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>>684175821
Heyo, Juri. Hope your day's going well so far.
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>>684175306
MAKO

before you go awol again, quick summary

I'm making my own game, got poisoned, broke as fuck can't even buy food, waifu still laifu, downloaded her manga in HD finally

>>684175582
I don't like beer but I'm glad you had a good time with your family
>tfw no ohana

>>684175709
Your puns are fine
No, I'm wondering if you came up with this yourself or if it's copied from somewhere


https://youtu.be/jK2aIUmmdP4
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>>684175723
I'm glad you liked it
>>684175727
>Rest in pussy
That... wasn't even the intention, it was just easy to end it this way
>All three parts were very well written
I hope you mean it. Thank you!
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>>684176003
>maybe
Withholding intel is prohibited in my glorious empire
>we have ways to get the truth
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>Hunter X claimed
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late claim hey met my new waifu
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>tfw "<3"
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>>684176143
Pretty new. I think we talked last night at some ungodly hour or it may have just been earlier. Either way I'm new
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>>684176405
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>>684176491
<<<333333~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>684176059
Yea I was wondering if it's connected to the constant nosebleeds but it seems localized so I'm not too worried about the bite. I'm more worried that whatever bit me might still be around

>>684176143
>
These pics will never fail to make me laugh
Did you see that one with velkoz? That one's good
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>>684176143
As always~

>>684176491
mugi
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>>684175822
Are you giving me consent to rape?

>>684176104
3D is nothing more than trouble.
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>>684176120
When I started I had to use a lot of herbs, I could barely recall anything when I woke up otherwise. With practice it becomes a lot easier but you take many steps back with a couple days of not thinking about it I find.

If you can do it naturally you must have a propensity for it.
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>>684176282
What is game about, kouhai?
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>>684176429
i wasn't withholding!!! b-but what are those ways???
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>>684176120
Ah, i see~ Just try it. I consulted the internet a couple of times for this story
>>684176282
>Believes me if I come up with my own puns
>Doubts my own story
Y... You're hurting my feelings...
I came up with it myself
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>>684176545
NOOOOOOOOOO
WHY MANG ;((((((

>>684176606
Yuuko
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>>684175818
Sure.
Frequent obviously unnecessarily lewd pictures. (Varies based on waifu)
Repeated or grotesque RP or ERP. The line's a little fuzzy, but generally if it's more than one sentence, you've gone too far.
And the last rule:
>Have fun!
This generally means not being a complete and total dick, as then you're making that rule impossible for others to follow.
A little dickishness is generally allowable, as you're often invited to dis on other people's waifu, but keep it in moderation.

(More apologies for slow)
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>>684176612
>consent to rape
Feminine penis.
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>>684176444
i need this chara's name right now
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so whats up this weekend with you jerks?
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>>684176074
Ikr? Itsbullshit. Why stop me from abusing alcohol and women late at night? Guess I'll have to do it in broad daylight.

>>684175822
I left my credit card in this box being held up by a stick with a string attached to it... go get it you bastard...

>>684175821
Hey Juri
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>>684176059
Actually yes, local beer on tap. Reformation cadence, as it happens.

>>684176003
It feels good to run sometimes but frankly I love doing absolutely nothing so I appreciate the days that I don't.

>>684176066
I can't stand little caesar's. I'd rather just not eat.

>>684176143
How you been my dude?

>>684176282
It's okay Akiko, I won't leave you behind. In what capacity do you lack your ohana? And it depends very much on the beer for me but this was some good pizza beer.

>>684176491
<3

>>684176775
>tipsy rattle
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>>684176444
Nice trips. Is it common for people itt to change waifus?
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>>684176061
Beautiful cinnamon bun, just a little longer.
>>684176212
My favorite and possibly best Hand in the world. It's been rather average, usual fuck ups from my employees during unloading, slow workers, etc etc
>I very rarely smoke, it's been a bit rough
I hope you've had a good day.
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>>684176705
lol, lets erp!!!

im a bit new though so you'll have to show me the ropes!!~~

>Kill me
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you will never be married to anyone.
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>>684176832
Continueing being an evacuee. Wbu?
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>>684176808
my old waifu or in the pic?
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>>684176444
>TRIPPS
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>>684176878
Depends on the person. Some do, some don't.
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>>684176946
both :0
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>>684176908
I'm divorced.
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>>684176878
No, this is generally considered sacrilege.

>>684176908
Thanks for killing my buzz famalam.

>>684177000
Woah trips for trips
Also it somehow doesn't seem as lewd with marie rose
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>>684176629
Keep a dream diary and write on it as soon as possible after waking up. Try to not look at strong light sources or your memory will go away faster.

>>684176703
Even when writing in PT I use the web a lot to check synonims or just get inspired from random stuff.
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>>684176775
Seems straightforward. Thanks.
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>>684176908
Ehhhh but I am come oct.

Got engaged like 2 weeks ago
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>>684176878
ive been having kind of a change of hearts recently my friend showed me this anime and i loooove her shes perfect
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>>684176872
I hate Little Caesars too it's just they have this garlic cheese bread stuff that I really like. The only problem with it though it's that it's SOOOOO greasy
><3
no u stop

>>684176903
lol!!!! ok!!!! sounds fun!!!!! <<<<<333333~~~~~~~~~~
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>>684176699
>double check'em
It involves psychological terror, torture, drugging...
Just kidding we simply ask firmly yet politely~
>>684176832
Listening to some music before going back to Stellaris, you?
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Seriously guys X IS PERFECT
AND SO IS ZERO
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>>684177182
Get out while you can.
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>>684176612
that would cease to be rape.

>>684176841
<
Put the money in the bag

>>684176903
jesus, this post gave me cancer

>>684176908
my noose will love me till the day i die.
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>>684177223
<3
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>>684176808
It be Esedese
>>684176946
Seryu Ubiquitous reporting Esedese-sama
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>>684177052
old was ayaka form witch craft works new is general esdeath from akame ga kill
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>>684176586
Your constant nosebleeds are from checking out your QT waifu all day

>>684176806

>Transgender Hottie
>Her feminine penis now
>Invades my body

>>684176872
I love good beer, and nothing beats getting it on tap
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>>684177135
> Also it somehow doesn't seem as lewd with marie rose

I'm not sure how to respond with this.

Maybe because I post them whenever we get trips or better. Or even double dubs? Maybe 90% of her pics are bikini pics. Not sure
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>>684177317

Zero has that long, beautiful hair, deep green eyes, and those green tits too. Best waifu for sure. You're a lucky man.
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>>684177223
>hate
>little caesars
>too much grease
>pizza
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>>684177000
>checkd and lewd
>>684177160
me too, don't worry about it too much!
>I googled synonyms for dick since I didn't want to write cock/dick/penis etc. and found some fucking hilarious one
>Single Serving Soup Dispenser
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>>684177238
just lying down doing introvert things
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>>684176908
just waiting for my lilbro to marry then I can leave this shit
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>>684176638
It's going to be a puzzle platformer where you use a grappling hook mechanic to get around. But I have been going ham on the mobility, implementing wallrunning. Charge jumps and ceiling scaling

>>684176703
I thought so but I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt
Thats both impressive and concerning

>>684176872
> In what capacity do you lack your ohana?
All of it? Let's see, my mom is a borderline emotionally unstable wreck, my brother is a story on it's own and not a good one, my dad is a cuck and a cheater and my stepmom is a hypocrie bitch. I only have my little sister

>>684176878
>change waifus
That's heresy

>>684176908
>implying we should choose 3D women over 2D
Moogs, I am disappoint
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>>684177426
Hey Marie.
>Juri
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>>684177238
awww...you had me excited for a sec kek, excpet for the drugging....
>no officer defintely no illegal masochism here
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>>684177135
I would invite renge to my white van tbh
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>>684177440
Yaa, but he always gets the worst VAs
"WHATAMIFIGHTINGFOOAAAAHR?"
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>>684176908
Almost got married. Glad i didn't.
Remember kids, don't stick your dick in crazy, and DEFINITELY don't almost marry crazy.
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>>684177495
hello which ever use a name tag fuck everything
>kills self
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>>684176903
This is worse than normal RP.

Stop.

I know I was being a fag yesterday as well. It was a long night.
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>>684177509
Sounds awesome
>Mako

Hah puns
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>>684177509
>Impressive
Thanks!
>Concerning
Ahaha, no way, I won't kill myself before I turn 25!
>But if someone would kill me...
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>>684177620
oc
don't hold the line I'm next
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>>684176775
> Frequent obviously unnecessarily lewd pictures. (Varies based on waifu)


;)
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>>684177135
>No, this is generally considered sacrilege.
That's what I've always associated with the term waifu, but to each their own I guess.
>>684177160
I stopped keeping a dream diary once I could do it fairly consistently but yeah I found that very helpful. I find the biggest thing to be reality checks.
>>684177442
NewEnglandfag: I'd would never eat pizza from a chain.
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hopefully gets.
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>>684176586
>Did you see that one with velkoz? That one's good
it's the best one.
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>>684177771
6 off
Ouch
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>>684177771
Close.
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>>684177458
I worry about a lot of reasons that I shouldn't but that ain't one!
>Single Serving Soup Dispenser
>
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>>684177238
also, those gets....i didn't even realise that, what does it mean?!?!?!?
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>>684177580

So gag him when he's taking your USB stick. I don't see the problem here.
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>>684177339
<3

>>684177442
little Caesars isn't really the greatest but im serious go buy a little box of that garlic cheese bread shit and just touching it your fingertips will be covered in grease
the pizza isn't as greasy as that cheese bread imo

>>684177635
That's the point
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>>684177351
how much "justice" have you given out today?
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>>684177351
What the fuck is this screenshot looking bullshit I'm seeing right now

>>684177380
>my colored brother
How's your day been there kud?

>>684177426
I mean, it just seems less lewd with her even when boobs are present. I don't know why. Maybe it's the shamelessness she has.

>>684177442
>kekd

>>684177509
I'm super fucking excited to play your game because that shit's right up my alley. Also I'm sorry to hear that about your family, but at least your situation isn't half so shitty as someone like Juri. Also tfw no qt imouto because parents weren't even supposed to be able to have kids.
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>>684176908
Meh.
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>>684177493
Seems like my everyday life
>>684177575
We can still do that
>wink wink
>no officer, she told me she consented
>>684177828
>
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>>684177720
It's all yours friend
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>>684177858
That cheesebread is fucking good
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>>684177867
Alot
Like a tonne
>Seryu
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>>684177825
I kekd way too hard when I read
>Single Serving Soup Dispenser
>Purple-helmeted Warrior of Love
>Man Umbrella
>Spawn Hammer

>Chara
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>>684175179
>I'm around 500k in my bank
Can I marry you too?

>>684175601
>recoil
YASSSS

Chrome died on me

>Emi
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>>684178014
that last pic tho

>>684178050
It's fantastic
Just greasy
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>>684176891
>My favorite Juri player
Well, I'm glad it's going fine. And they're lucky to have you as I've always said, they'd fall apart without you.

>Hey man, just glad it's not a constant

I have had a good day so far, glad I can say the same for you. Hope you're relaxing right now.

>>684177329
I'll cure it, no worries!~
>furiously tosses off a 10 story building

>>684177635
Imagine how I feel whenever I see it in the threads.

Nah, you were fine. Was fucking funny.

>hand
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Someone bake new thread im busy.
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>>684177867
>>684177351
Lol both ur waifus is died
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>>684177858
Just had some little ceasers cheesebread.

good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ �� Good shit
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>>684178014
thanks
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ded
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>>684180127
>>684180127
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