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FEMALE RED FLAGS:

>she has sheets as wall decorations
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When she mentions mental health, medication, or therapy within the first 5 dates
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>>684172060
This!
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>she smokes
>her dad wasn't present for at least 15 years of her life
>tattoos
>drugs
>masturbates regularly
>attends any church/place of worship
>doesn't appreciate video games as an art from
>hates collectibles
>wears skinny jeans or low cut tops
>goes out regularly on weekends

the list goes on. im a good looking guy and cant afford to comprimise for women like these
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>>684172060
This

>be on second date
>"oh my therapist is finally back in town!"
>me: great?
>yeah i've been seeing him for almost 5 years now
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>>684172203
is this you you little cuck?
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>>684173160
what the fuck
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>>684172060
Please explane how this could be a red flag or problem?
I dont understand.
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>>684171902
what does that mean?
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>>684172474
>"Was he trying to get away from you?"
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>>684174065
I'd actually agree if it said within 2 dates. After 3 or 4 dates I expect to start hearing the weird shit.

I get that it's important to mention that stuff, but it shouldn't define you to the point that its one of the first things you tell others about yourself. If it is, you need more going on in your life I guess.

Plus it's just a sign that she's gonna be drama.
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>>684171902
She believes in feminism.

The campus kind, not the equality kind.
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>>684171902
stay away from girls who are junkies, if there doing weed thats no problem but if they are doing meth or coccaine. you will just be the one she will ask for more money so she can feed her meth addiction. trust me this shit happens
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>>684173160
I used to work in the same department as that guy at a zoo, dude was fucked in the head
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>>684174350
camslut
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>>684174350
poor, likely to do weed and sleep around

i knew some people who lived like that, and their homes were filthy and they had dirty sheets on the walls and ceiling which smelled like weed after a while
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>>684175674
Kek, got any funny stories about him?>>684172060
fucking this
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>>684171902
>her room/home are unkempt
>she doesnt clean/tidy up
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>>684171902
what about those fucking things that hang over the bed, like a canopy? i went home with a girl and she had one of these..
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She uses tumblr on regular bases
She recently got off a relationship
She has gang bang fantasies
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>>684171902
>female red flags
she lacks a penis.
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> She owns a tiny dog (toy poodle, chihuahua)

Every girl I know that owns one of these dogs is a hyper slut with a personality disorder
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>>684172203
You are so full of shit. I do drugs, masturbate, dad's dead, go out regularly and you'd kill to have a chance with me. Loser
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>>684176812
Love those things keeps mosquitoes from biting
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>she used to be a man
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>>684176812
statutory rapist right here
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>>684176812

Mosquito net
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>>684177265
Keep dreaming you fucking neck beard
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>>684177265
taking things personally?
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>>684177265
Narcissism. Another red flag.
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>>684177214
That is too accurate, what the fuck...
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>>684177265
Bait harder fag
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>>684177265
Tits or GTFO
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>her name is Michaelle
They are all sluts and try to convince their friends to be sluts too
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>>684177265
female red flags, not fat hairy faggot flags, take your faggot self elsewhere.
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Not just for girls, but anyone who cries.

Unless it's some seriously fucked up shit, they shouldn't cry. Unfortunately this applies to most women, they will cry over way too little shit. This indicates to me they haven't experience any real hardships and will snap under the smallest bit of pressure.
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> she wants to go display homing
> she needs to vacuum (not change) her sheets
> smokes/drugs, parents are druggies or flatmate does drugs. Shit happens all the time
> is a vegetarian/vegan
> member of charity/animal/protest/political/chruch group
> was molested/raped
> self diagnosed anything physical/mental
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>>684176812
That just means she doesn't like mozzies. Excused.
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>>684177349
Looks like it was made in the dark
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>>684177265
I for one would. Non-virgins know that those are EXACTLY the traits of someone you want to bang
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>>684176812
yeah fuck mosquigees
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>>684177911
you need to open your heart and master your emotions
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If she turns her nose up at your hobbies. That will fuck over your happiness in the long run, take it from an old fag.
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If she uses snapchat
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>>684172203
Why the fuck is masturbation a problem for you? Or skinny jeans and low cut tops? Makes zero sense brah
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>>684172203
I didn't know you mormons were even allowed to date. Thought it was church arranged marriages and all that.
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>>684178384
Faggot
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My wife is an abuse survivor with depression, and she's WAY easier to live with than my ex, who was a SJW before the term was even a thing, and who came from a good family and wanted for nothing.
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>>684174065
You're young. You'll figure it out eventually.
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>>684177349
>>684177349

sauce?
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>>684178384
Crying over everything is not mastering your emotions.
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>>684174065
Your using a bad example guy. She is pretty fucking hot thought.
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>>684178519
Worse, if she pretends to like them until you're fully invested, then starts making comments about them.
Wtf is wrong with taxidermy anyway
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>>684175674
wait srsly?? tell us a story about him anon
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Anyone who isn't level-headed and straight forward.

I'm dying alone
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>>684178862
Internet women

Single
Stable
Attractive

Pick two
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>>684177349
OH fuck where my bleach at!!!
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American
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>>684172203
> Vidya as an art form
> Comprimise
> Still expects to get a woman
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>>684172060
So fucking true
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>>684178653
>684178653
http://www.mediafire.com/download/fchu3ujh93prc22/%5Bclips4sale.com%5DNerdygirl_peestuff.mp4
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>>684179037
Fake. Rats can't vomit
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>>684176812 Princess/Bimbo grill scene. Don't see the problem, unless that type is not your bag.
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>>684172203
Also, going out on weekends? So having a social life is a red flag? Fuck outta here you redpill neckbeard.
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>has pet birds
>doesn't give head
> tells you she has fuces 27 guys first date
>doesn't drive
> has anxiety
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>>684177528
its because they get them for attention. its a fashion statement.

the correct reason to get a dog is for a companion.
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>>684175674
Wow what a coincidence. I'm actually the Queen of England.
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>>684179211
>>684179211

thank you sir! gentleman and a scholar
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>>684175293
>The campus kind, not the equality kind.
That is the same thing, men and women are NOT equal. Only a shut-in would actually believe they are when looking at how the world is.

I'm all for equal rights but claiming that two things that are completely different is equal is lunacy.
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>>684178986
Haha, nice anon
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>doesn't cook
>doesn't clean
>wants kids
>wont do anal
>has a bigger penis than you
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>>684177742
>They are all sluts and try to convince their friends to be sluts too
You should be glad.
It's the only sort of girl you have a chance with.
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>>684176812
hahahahahhaha
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>Spends too much time on her phone
>Has more male friends than female friends
>Hangs out with male friends more often than female friends
>Doesn't get along with other women
>Feels like one of the guys
>Gets into politics
>Has a pulse
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>>684171902
More guy friends than female friends is a big red flag.

Even having one guy friend is dangerous (meaning someone she hangs out with) and might mean she isn't wife material.
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This chick I've been talking to IS a red flag.
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>>684179917
>Even having one guy friend is dangerous
this..i bail every time.. because as much as they say hes just a friend.. he aint just a friend.
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>>684178986
dank 9gag meme fam, mind if I save it?
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>>684179555
hahahahahhahahha rekt
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>>684176812
she didn't happen to be 6 years old, did she?
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>>684172203
>signs of an abused whore that you do not want as your wife
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>>684179180
i just dropped my friend of 6 yrs (grill)

had depression and stuff but was super nice gave me gifts etc

this is how every conversation went
>me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
>im depressed
>im having a great week
>im having the worst week
>im doing a lot better

i started to literally hate her and basically told her that. feltgoodman.jpg. see, girls are all attention whores and if they have mental issues it amplifies that even more. one of my best friends was schizo with depression and was the coolest chillest dude (rip love you man). anyways, fuck that cunt.
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When she has a vagina instead of a dick
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>girl tells me she has only had sex with one guy, her ex
>also had a friend of whom she did anal with
>doesnt count as sex somehow

What the fuck
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>>684180059
all it takes is 1 bad day, 1 argument, and she will fuck him
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Is sociopathy a warning sign? Like, there aren't and downfalls exception possibly being murdered
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Has a boyfriend and still flirts with you.

>Seriously. I'm a little tired of cucking somebody else's boyfriend. Not cool.
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>>684177164
>Fuck off you gay cunt.
Go find gaychan or something.
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>>684178822
Taxidermy was a nice touch.
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>says she's into sports
>only knows steph curry
>says she's into anime
>only talks about death note and attack on titan
>says she's into memes
>sends you a pepe
Only in retrospect do I realize just how fine that booty was
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>>684171902

red flags:
>tattoos
>piercings
>drugs
>cigarettes
>nigger
>obesity
>uneducated

most important red flag:
>she wasn't virgin
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>>684171902
When she has a lot of exes and doesn't get along with any of them.
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>>684172060
100% true, i brushed it off at first but it came back to haunt me, i was so wrong
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>>684177265
After reading this post I can say I'm sorry about your dad but you definitely sound like someone I would not 'kill' to have a chance with.
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Isnt willing to do bad and questionable things with me.
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>>684182031
>"im a gamer"
>only played World of Warcraft
though serioulsy it's probably a good thing. you usually don't want a real gamer girlfriend because she will not behave very girly (no cooking, cleaning etc)
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>>684180900
that's not how you greentext
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>>684177940
>> she needs to vacuum (not change) her sheets
Uhm wat lol, because she eats in bed or why would she want to vacuum that shit?
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>>684175419
Meth, yes. But coke?
Hahahaha
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>>684172060

https://youtu.be/7t782y9v1Rk?t=2m59s

how i picture you
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>>684183381
anyone who calls themselves a gamer is NEET in my experience
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>>684180662
Classic, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on
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>>684180438
>(rip love you man)
How'd he die? I am schizo with depression and I've done very weird and dangerous shit. Sorry for your loss /b/ro
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>>684171902
started talking to this girl who started guilting me about not talking to her within a couple days of knowing her.
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>>684183392
Yeah
>Not cool.
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>>684177940
>vacumm sheets
lmao
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>>684181078
Already on it
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>>684179917
>>684180059
>>684180662
>>684183698
>mfw my current has all guy friends
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ok im dating a grill who is really smart and attractive and also a virgin, but she hints at having lots of kids abd shes a member of a church group...how fucked am i or am i fucked at all?
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>>684182308
>>tattoos
>>piercings
>>drugs
Love grills like these. The rest tho, agreed
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>>684180662
yep. for me one of them saw me laid out with a broken leg and went and cheated with her friends bf .. who was just a friend up till then supposedly. ill admit i was a bit of a bummer because i was depressed.. but who wouldnt be with a broken leg

it only takes one little thing to trigger a woman to be irrational.

women value feelings in the moment over logic.
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>>684177982
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>>684184013
You're definitely underage b&
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>>684176132
>likely to do weed
Them damn kids always doing the pot
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>>684178552
ur a faggot, everyone that isn't self conscience about themselves uses snapchat.
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>>684174911
Yeah this. If she doesn't mention in the third or fourth she's hiding it. Then again many of you are underage fags so yeah, if she doesn't bring it up until the seventh or eighth you're okay
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>>684184008
My ex had too, and I didn't mind. She just not got along well with most woman. We were together for 10 years, and happy. Then we had a hard time for some time, nothing real bad tho. But she started messaging and talking more to one or two of her friends, and she liked her phone more than usual (like usually she hates phones, she didn't even have a smartphone or anything).

So I got worried. Things went on like that until I eventually did something I've never done, which was going through her texts. And clearly, she was fucking him. Damn, I loved that grill to death. Good luck /b/uddy
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>>684176812
>things that hang over the bed
>like a canopy
exactly like a canopy
bcoz it is a canopy, you retard
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>>684184013
she told you she's a virgin
you definitely haven't hit it yet
why you doing this to yourself
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>>684171902
>uses drugs(i'm fine with molly and weed, shrooms and maybe some acid, really it's only bad if its meth, heroin or coke)
>likes video games(like xbox and shit not week as casual games)
>claims to have been raped but never reported it to officials.
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>>684175293
Fucking this. I don't know why I thought me being a disgruntled vet would be able to date feminist sjw.

Great body and really horny a lot though. I kinda miss the sex
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>>684184352
snapchat.. lol like it isnt some plot made by the devil himself to make people who lack attention get what they want
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>tfw post-op mtf
>tfw no red flags
>tfw consistently trick dates
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>>684172203
>art from
>from
Art from the fags that never grew up.

>Also FORM
Fucking illiterate. Lay down the controller.
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>>684184459
Lol you tard Christians boast about that in America. It's a thing of pride
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>>684184432
More things than that cover beds numbnuts. Hence why he presented the larger group first and used a comma
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>>684179303
I think they meant like, to shitty clubs, rapey settings etc, i doubt he means regularly goes out and has a nice dinner
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>>684171902
>when she mentions her religion more than 3 times within 2 weeks without even being questioned about it.

be prepared to either fake your faith or convince her to fuck you as soon as possible so you can disappear off the face of the earth.
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>>684177473
Don't you think it's the biggest red flag?
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>>684175293
>>684177473
>>684177911
>>684178862
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>>684172203
So your soul mate is basically a Mennonite?
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>>684171902
Being way to into her backwoods, tard clan of a family. Yes, yes your parents think classic rock is far out man, but they suck and I would literally rather hang out with homeless people.

Fuck you Alexis
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>Tells me her step mom used to beat her senseless.
>comes home with me before breaking up with her boyfriend
>gets blind drunk every weekend and some weekdays
>tries to kill herself
>twice

pic related.
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***POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING***
Look I understand these things are different and trendy. That is NOT why I despise them now... I used to actually find them very attractive and cool as for being a stand out in the crowd.
HOWEVER, I have come to find that like girls that dye their hair religiously, these girls usually carry quite a bit of baggage mentally.
Daddy issues
Drug problems
Promiscuous
....
It goes on man

There is on exception I have ever met to this rule and the girl only wears it on occasion, so by all means do not let this thing scare you (not that anyone on 4chan even listens to anyone on 4chan...). Just after my experiences I take great precautions with girls that sport these
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>>684171902
I'VE DATED A LOT OF CRAZY...

My friends say it's because secretly, I'm crazy but I'm socially well adjusted enough to keep it pretty well under wraps so most people can't tell but that it affects my decisions in which girls I spend large amounts of time with.

RED FLAGS I've learned about in my time:
>Disney shit all over the walls
>Smokes in the house
>Has no line between buzzed and shitfaced
>Tries to fight strangers
>"Support animals"
>Claims to have been raped, tells a story that doesn't really sound like rape
>Has odd sorts of personal self defense items, like a straight razor instead of mace or a tazer
>Strips
>Has previously been caught in lies that you're aware of
>Cries during sex
>Tries not to use a condom the first time you fuck (this always freaks me out)
>Gets off work at 4 and shows up at your house with 1 shot left in a 5th of vodka at 5 (little specific)
>Has friends die every week back home
>Drives drunk
>Wake n bakes

Some of these by themselves don't matter or aren't all that bad. But when you start shoving more than one into one person you start to get a picture of someone who is pretty unstable and probably not good for you.
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>>684185764
post more pictures of her feet
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>>684185764
you could have at least undressed her before she went to bed
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>>684172203
>>masturbates regularly
> red flag

clearly you don't now what you are talking about...
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>>684177349
That still is a man. A man with an inside-out penis.
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tranny here again, kek I have none of these issues, I am fucking flawless

let me throw you dip shits a bone, a red flag is if a girl has no pics of herself when she was young, that means she was a boy and got rid of the pics, its my only red flag but most men are too dumb to notice
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>has more than 3 cats
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>>684186079
That isn't an mtf, trust me I am one.
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>>684185954
this is literally every woman in most first world countries. finding a decent looking, healthy woman with none of these features is a fucking rarity.
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>>684186316
did you read his statement after all that?
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>>684186105
please leave.
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>>684186465
i did, but honestly most of those go hand in hand.
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>>684186468
whoa a meme master over here what a big guy
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>>684186105
ya we should just start asking for pictures when they were children of girls we are about to date .. that will go over well. stfu faggot
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>>684171902

>Feminist glasses
>Bernie sticker on car
Stay away... Dont care how hot she is - if things go south you are a rapist, and society will back her up at every turn even if the evidence is on your side.
>Just got out of relationship
Err... well ... if you want a one night stand fine - but if you want something long term then stay the fuck away from this.
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>>684186059
She's a slut, dummy.
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>>684186579
let this be the moment you realize most women arent worthy of your time.
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>>684175419

>Stay away from drug addicts
>They will try to get your money

No shit? I would never expect that.
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>>684186676
>knows her body
>can actually fuck properly
> is slut

keep wanking to your nuns
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>>684186649
I mean on their walls and stuff. But hey don't mind me, you guys sound like you date women you found in dumpsters so I doubt they have pictures in their hallways or even own a hallway or a home.
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>>684177265

Are you sure that isn't just part of your schizophrenia psychosis?
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>>684171902

This only happened to me once
>dead stare during sex ... like ... she totally disconnected herself and just looked off into the distance

She must have been raped or some shit but holy fuck that was the worse sex I ever had. What sucked was she was fucking hot... but after she got naked she just laid there and looked off into the distance. Was the most sad sex I ever had.

>still came
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>>684186643
please leave.
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Smokes clove cigarettes
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>>684186059
when people masterbate they are fantasizing.. women have a harder time keeping fantasy and reality separate. they go for emotion over logic.
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>>684186676
women who don't masturbate regularly are mostly those crazy bitches you want to avoid

so yeah, no red flag
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>>684172203
Wut.
>im a good looking guy and cant afford to comprimise for women like these

Ohh, looks like someone has a stick up their ass.
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>>684187215
read a dictionnary please

also try not to pull too much shit out of your ass
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She listens to Joni Mitchell or quotes Maya Angelou
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>>684178121
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>>684183864
They all do this, get used to it.
women becoming annoying fuckers once you're with them more than a year and you start to appreciate privacy a lot more.

Hence why so many guys find their escape in the garage
or
>man cave
just to get away from the woman.
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When she dyes her hair unnatural colors, it's a literal (hurrdurr) red flag that she has a boring, tedious, basket-case personality.
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>>684187445
finally, some true red flags lol
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>>684187435
read a dictionary.. from cover to cover? sounds like something an autistic kid would do.
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>>684186105
>I'm flawless
>That's why I had to completely redesign my image and sexuality so I could flaunt it on an anonymous imageboard.
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>>684187445
Also, bell hooks. Bell hooks is an openly communist black feminazi who popularized the idea of intersectionality. If she mentions bell hooks or any of her books, STAY THE FUCK AWAY.
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>>684187435
He's right. They have this part of their cycle called ovulation that compels them to cheat.It's medical fact. Shove that up your ass and pull it out.
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>>684184008
She will (or already has) fuck(ed) at least some of them.
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>>684178570

Not that poster. But on the topic of Mormons your kinda right. Some believe that caffeine is against their morality diet (no alcohol or any kind of inebriated other than meds) that's why Utah is so fucking full of prescription meds. Some find that as moral wiggle room.

Most of them get married in their early 20's because that's the only way to get laid.
"the spirit told me to marry him"
When it's just hormones and the church keeps them together. Long as you pay your 10% of gross income they will give you food if your in need. They pop out a baby pretty quick and wonder why life is so fucking hard. They believe it's for time and all eternity, and look down on marriages where "death do us part" arrangements are shallow and pathetic.

Why could I not be a good boy and do this?

Because after spending a year and a half going door to door trying to convince the Japanese that Mormoniam would make your life better (when they don't even have jesus) I got to realize it haddent made anything better at all. That many people's lives are a complete sham.

Life's a joke. If only I could have been a good boy I'd have a woman who could never imagine being with someone else. Submissive and kind. Obedient to a fault (that's indirrctly part of the marriage ceremony). This was probably the only way an autismo like my dad could have married my mom and had 6 kids with her.

Better off the buck stops here. There's one to many of me as there is.
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>>684187987
No, she'll only cheat on you if you're a manlet and/or have a tiny dick. Suck it up, buttercuck.
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>>684172060
>tfw sister feel victim to the sjw victim mentality and posts personal cringeworthy she about her "mental illnesses" publicly on Facebook

Fuck it makes me cringe.
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>>684184652
i dont think ur "vagina" tricks anyone

I think theyre probably being nice and just letting it slide
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>>684172060
>It's bad for mentally unstable people to seek treatment!

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU.
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> When she don't pay attention at things and people around her.
I just can't stand girls that are not attentive when walking in public places
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>>684185764
>>684186051
oh and also
>korean
HUGE red flag right there friends.
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>>684177265
posting on or viewing 4 Chan is a huge red flag
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>>684171902
Who in the ass-hell does that?
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>>684188328
>implying all girls don't live in a world where they can never get hit.
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>>684188392
Well that kind of crazy usually means good in bed. Got pics of that?
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>>684188320
Mental illness, by it's current standards at least, is a fucking myth. People want a scapegoat for all their personal problems, and any psychiatrist will give it to them to ensure a future patient.

>DID YOU SAY THAT MENTAL ILLNESS DOESN'T EXIST?????

No. I'm just saying that YOUR mental illness doesn't exist.
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>>684180438
Sounds like she did well to finally get rid of a dark, broody, can't get over something shit like you.
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>>684188158
with that logic... until she finds someone with a bigger dick than you. and your dick then becomes tiny to her.
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>>684188277
>I think theyre probably being nice and just letting it slide
yeah all the way inside =)

no I get it most of you memsters want to joke and make fun of transgirls but we can pass and are among you
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>>684188496
This. I would never, even for an instant, consider dating a girl who's ever even heard of 4chan.
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>>684188507
webcammers, as in, she does webcam sex shows
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>>684188496
dated one /b/tard. highly regrettable, but then again, she dated me. bad times were had by all.
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>>684185954
Sheit my grill wake and bakes and smokes inside (not cigarettes that shits for niggers)
Am I fucked?
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>>684188730
yes, she's a lazy dope.
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>>684188392
>>684188563
>Well that kind of crazy usually means good in bed. Got pics of that?
yeah sure but don't want to derail thread.

Another flag just occurred to me...
>BRUISED KNEES & LEGS
literally the only reason to have this many bruises below the waist is if she is sucking a million cocks or falling down drunk every weekend. Pic related Reply if you know what I mean.
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>shittalks every one of her exes
>has a dreamcatcher in her car
>actress, whether wannabe or actually working
>someone who knows her urges you to "take it slow"
>the word princess appears anywhere in her dating profile
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>>684177265
Fuck off, whore, we don't want your smelly cunt
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>>684188640
>Implying anyone would hire a mutant
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>>684177940
Hahaha I'm sure a bitch who vacuums her sheets is probably a red flag but how many of them are even out there?
>goes on a couple of dates with girl
>she finally invites you back to her place
>"one sec anon I forgot to vacuum my sheets today."
>fuck that's the fourth one this month
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>>684172203

>dad wasn't present
>tattoos
>masturbates regularly
>wears skinny jeans
>goes out regularly

if you're looking for a fun girl that's great in bed, these are the thing you want, but I would NEVER recommend trying to have a "serious" relationship with one of these chicks. Enjoy them for a few months, and move on.
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>>684177265
any guy with a brain would know your never going to be stable. enjoy dating the dumbest men out there.
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>>684184652
Let's see it.
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>>684188066
this is why i contemplate converting to a kike or mudslime religion.

have you seen actual jewish men? i mean real jewish. they are rat faced scrawny inbred fucks or fat hairy giants. do you see the kind of women they marry? they are all fucking 8/10's, besides the fat broads, who are given to the ones with extra EXTRA chromosomes to marry.

this also holds true to the muslim religion. plus, the wives have to be obedient no matter what. if they have sex before marriage they are considered "damaged goods" and are pawned off to any brown halaal scented joe schmoe for a couple of chickens and a chinese ipad.

if you're a man, you literally cant lose.
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>>684188565
I have a degree in psychology, this is unfortunately true.

Like anything else in this world, it's a business. Guess who is in charge of determining what gets to be a mental illness and what doesn't? The exact same people who's profession it is to treat mental illness.

It's an industry that plays on validating people's insecurities by convince them they are the VICTIM of a disease. None of this thinking is actually conducive to improving our quality of life.
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>>684189034
wuh? lol no one knows of my trans status, I fully did the legal route, and pass 100%, I don't even live on the east coast anymore
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>>684171902

>She has poor handwriting.
>Can't spell for shit.
>Uses 'left him do it' when she means 'let', as in to allow.
>Can't tell time on an analog clock.
>Doesn't know what analog means.
>Believes the birth control she is taking to regulate her cycle isn't the same type to prevent pregnancy. Also, any girl that would believe her parents when they tell her this.
>Chews with her mouth open and smacks her lips. If called out on tells you to 'let' her alone because she is "enjoying her food".
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>>684189236
Personally I think it should be required to have a PET scan done and have an neurologists opinion before you can have an official diagnosis.
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>>684188565
I agree. I got diagnosed with bipolar then borderline personality disorder. They tried to put me on medications that made me feel like shit. Then I stopped worrying about medication or paying money to "professionals" and just focused on bettering myself and I did a better job than anyone else would have. I feel like they only diagnosed me to milk money.
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> male best friend
> is friends with blacks, turks, hispanics, arabs or slavs
> over 180lbs
> lives with her parents in her mid 20's
> third wave feminism
> "there are more than two genders, you know"
> wants you to spend every night at her place despite the fact that you have responbsibilities (pets, job, etc) around the area where you yourself reside
> "i wanna be a stay at home mom"
> "i have 3 year old child!" at 20.
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>>684179746
Equal in law and equally deserving of common respect where it is due

Obviously dumb sluts get treated like dumb sluts, but I know plenty girls who want to do their job and have a chill life but still kinda get treated like a foreign species. It is mainly beta males whose mom is the only female they know, but also the "feminism" bullshit pressures chicks to be as edgy and slutty as possible.
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>>684189357
Smacking lips are the worst. Makes me want to punch them
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>>684187665
This is spot on. Dyed hair (or any serious body mods, tats included) are a complete no go for me.
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>is fat
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>>684188320
You talk like a 15 year old who doesn't really know how to think for themselves or form their own opinions without some website giving them inspiration
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>>684177349
>used to be a man
Thats just a guy with a chopped up dick and silicone under their nipples
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>>684171902
Female red flag = she is female.
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>>684188858
nobody with the bruised knees?
adding this:
>lets you take pics with your cock on her face.
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>>684185267
>implying worthless takes its literal meaning in this chart
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>>684189813
that pic isn't of a tranny you fucking moron, its some fat bitch

>>684189205
gimmie a sec
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>>684171902
>he has a dick
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My experience
> have relatives in prison
> typically "male" hobbies and outlook
> like to drops hints about how promiscuous they are or have been
> into grrl power politics: like abortion vids, Hillary, campaign for the equal pay lie (I think our ancestors had good reason not to let women vote)
> brags about masturbating
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>>684175419
>>>684171902 (OP)
>stay "if there doing weed"
I do weed too
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>>684177153
this..
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>>684172203
i agree with half of these.
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>>684171902
>has fatty pig feet
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>>684190567
Yea!! i fucking hate outlook, Excel .... the whole microsoft deal! :p
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>Has ever been active on tumblr
Fucking. Trust. Me.
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>>684187152
But they have such a lovely crackle
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>>684171902
Yeah a red flag for gonna get laid tonight.

Red flag chicks are all I go for. pfft
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>>684176812
Does it keep the crotch crickets from
jumping on the bed?
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>>684174911
I mean, it depends a lot on the person and the situation. A girl I dated for a while suffered from depression and panic attacks. She dealt with it well, for the most part, but she let me know about 5 minutes into the first date as a kind of heads up, like "hey, on the off chance I start freaking out sometime in the next few hours, it's a panic attack. please do xyz, call this person, etc." Nothing happened that first date, and yes I was a little unnerved, but in retrospect, I'm glad she brought it up when she did. If she had had a panic attack without telling me, I probably would have freaked out, which is the last thing you want to do with someone having a panic attack. Even with the heads up, the first time I saw one was terrifying.

So yeah, it definitely depends. I think it's more when they define a big portion of their identity by it that causes the issue, which could be said for a lot of things.
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>>684189357
>Chews with her mouth open and smacks her lips. If called out on tells you to 'let' her alone because she is "enjoying her food".

i fucking raged
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>>684179555
>has anxiety

pretty much the baseline for getting cheated on when your with a girl, depression to
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>>684190804
>Are you vegan
>Do you have an account on tumblr
>Are you a feminist
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>>684183640
Wow that fucking 10/10 cringe
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>>684177349
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>>684179621
No, it would be a coincidence if you also knew the guy
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>>684191234
Idk what's up w/ the vegan hate, I don't eat meat myself because it's a horrible misuse of land/resources. A lot of vegan girls are batshit crazy, but it's not because they're vegan.
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>nose ring
>tattoo(s)
>medication
>loves tv
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>>684188320
you have never been in a relationship with a girl who has a mental illness. thank your lucky stars anon, it'll happen one day, and you'll realise that we're right
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>>684188320
>>684172060

this

it's like saying it's a red flag if she's diabetic and injects insulin within the first 5 dates
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>>684171902
she wants to have children.
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Smokes
Body mod implants
Jewish princess
Wears 8 inch platform shoes to work
Gauges
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>>684190257
We're waiting trans fuck
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>From New Jersey

Just trust me.
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>>684174911
Fuck you and your "shouldn't define you" saying you have a mental illness is like saying you have a broken leg, obviously it isn't obvious that something is wrong with you and it's very important to say that so you know.
Because it does affect you, it does affect your behavior, like a broken leg would.
"shouldn't define you" is something stupid Americans make up because Americans are fucking stupid.
Fuck this thread.
Fuck you.
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>>684175419
even weed for some of them
my ex girlfriend used to ask me for money for weed. i'd said before we started dating that i'm not against weed, but if it's an issue for her it's an issue for me. her asking me for money = she has a problem
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>>684171902

>fear of intimacy
>mommy/daddy issues
>mentions abuse or abusive ex
>mentions drug addictions or dating an addict


These are real red flags
avoid these in your 20's
trust me
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Being a female is itself already a red flag
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>>684191637
kill yourself if would you not want to feast on this juicy steak
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>>684172203
I agree with one of these.
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>>684191960
Reeeeeeeee
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>>684179911
>doesn't get along with other women
You're SOL, dude. Women fucking despise each other.
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>Calls herself "crazy" or "random at times"
>Always wants to go shopping, never wants to just chill.
>doesn't drive
>cant think for herself
>cant navigate her way around the block with a gps.
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>>684191637
Because you arent the 1% of ironic,beligerent assholes speaking out for vegans

Same with most demgraphics,its always the 1% that is shown as the results.


>horrible misuse of land/resources

How are you daily vitamin shots?
What would you want to replace the land with then? There is simply not enough non-meat sustinence.

Millions of years we have eaten meat.If you think other wise,you're a fucking retard
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I miss poverty, sometimes.
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>>684188565
Please tell me how bipolar dosent exist and shouldnt be treated with medication
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>>684171902
Low budget decorations
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>>684174065
When she talks about her wife every 5 minutes.
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>>684180142
Go ahead! Its all yours :)
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>>684187047
having a 2 inch penis does that to women
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>>684179555
whats wrong with pet birds?
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>>684192132

oh and their friends
their friends are a serious reflection of them
look at old pictures etc.
see who they hang out with and meet them

if it rubs you the wrong way or you dont like them there's a reason
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>>684172203
Oh man. Masturbation? Going out? Are you sure you aren't the one who's religious?
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>>684191960
Low quality bait nigger kys
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Red flags from past relationships:
Virgin
Likes penises when they are "soft"
Calls her father daddy
Expects you to pay for EVERYTHING
Controlling
Jelous of your sister
Past bad sexual experience
Everything your fault
Crying in every argument
Constantly hitching about men
Etc.
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>>684191357
the most intelligent thing i've ever seen come out of /pol/
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>>684192053
How much would she ask for? How often?
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>girl I like
>we start talking
>talks about her dog a lot
>one day her sister takes her dog to school without letting her know
>talk to her about it
>she says if anything would ever happen to her dog she would kill herself

Jesus fucking christ, where are all the sane women?
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>>684189813
That's every trap in a nutshell
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>>684192330

Can I have your stuff?
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if she cries within 3-4 months of dating

or if she cries when you bring up something serious/argue for the first time
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>>684171902

>Says her first time was with her father.
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>>684192137
> steak
you meant raw meat, right? this needs to be cooked first unless you are some sort of primitive species that doesn't know about firemaking
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This haircut. Usually means she's got a kid, and the father is probably in prison.
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>>684190567
why is that masturbating and promiscuity a problem???
id enjoy dat
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>>684189231
I've thought of converting to Judaism. Every Jew I've ever met I've liked. Just not sure how well I could be excepted. Or how things might look in the long run. Im fine with having a structured religion. But those tend to not be as allowing to outsiders coming in.
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>>684193260

Why don't you chew on a shoe faggot.
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>>684176812
It to keep the crab lice in!
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>>684193075

> where are all the sane women?

This...I need sane female relationship.
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>>684192870
>calls her father daddy
Fucking this. Spoiled cunt alert.
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>>684192376
>Oh boi I'm 15 and my emotions change every 10 minutes. I must have a mental illness.
If you really belive in that bull shit you should kill yourself
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>>684176812
My ex had something like that, and she was great, but it can be a red flag if you think she's stuck up and materialistic.
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>>684193075
I love dogs too but goddamn what a fucking nut.
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The crazy ones can fill in the gaps between fapping.
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>>684189163
Not getting into a serious relationship with a girl because of tattoos? Could you get anymore autistic?
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>>684193431
shoes are raw like your "steak"
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>>684192258
I'm perfectly healthy, workout everyday, don't crave meat. The land could be used for a variety of things, growing more efficient crops for starters. Humans aren't designed to eat meat, that's why you can't kill an animal with your bare hands and eat it raw. Also why it gives you cancer.
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>>684172060
And will you not mention you shitpost on /b/ from your mom's basement for the first five dates?
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>>684179911
I hate girls who get into politics, their so smug
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>>684193731
They dont care about their body, health or apperance.Same with smoking
There is LITERALLY NO REASON TO SMOKE.
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>>684193260
Wow you've never had a steak that costs more than $10, I feel bad for ya bud
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>>684192870
forgot
projective as hell,
dosnt clean up after their self.
and how dare you need a moment after work to cool off.... she will accuse you of trying to hide her
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>>684194002
pay more for less yup
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>>684193772
>designed
What are molars for? Sure as hell not grinding plants.
>cancer
You're really dense,we had fire millions of years ago,the used it then but you cannot?
>more efficent
So they have yet to do this test?
So we replace the land and develope it while millions are starving?

Sounds just like a vegan
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>>684188320
Pussy.

Real men don't ask for help with mental issues. I have suicidal depression and schizophrenia and I haven't seen a doctor about it. All I know is I've tried killing myself 3 times and I have weird voices telling me to kill myself and other shit depending on the situation.
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>>684171902
>>she has sheets as wall decorations
Sound isolations, you dip.
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>Got involved with high school politics (ran for student president n shit)
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>>684188320
No, it's bad for them to mention it when you barely know them yet.
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>>684192137
I'd eat it, but only if they finished cooking it first.
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She has a penis
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>>684171902
She is 50 years old stripper, no thanks.
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>She's 25 or over and still dyes her hair crazy colors and doesn't have a steady job
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>>684193918
>they dont care about their body or health
>implying getting tattoos is as unhealthy as smoking
How did you even navigate to this website being this fucking stupid?
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>>684194488
Tumbrina alert.
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>>684192137
Just a little rare for my tastes. Cook that bitch on a lower heat to get it pink throughout, no red.
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>>684194129
Are you retarted? Or just b8? That's exactly what molars are for. Red and processed meat is proven to be carcinogenic. If we fed people the food we feed animals, they wouldn't be starving...I hope you are just baiting bc u really dumb if not
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>>684194583
Exactly why it's a red flag
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>>684177265
>on /b/
>you'd kill to have a chance with me
>loser
Yeah try again hun you're a fucking reject on a site for rejects
Even though I disagree with everything that fag said you are equally fucking stupid
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>>684185828
>Putting trigger warnings on /b/
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>not only is she vegan, but she wants you to be

You can be a vegan, that's fine, but don't expect me to do it. I love cooking and to go vegan would be to give up my passion.

Besides that, she just sounds like a pretentious cunt.
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>>684185828
>when she cant green text.
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>>684189236
a degree in psychology? big fucking deal. every freshmen girl enrolls in psychology as a major. get back to me when you have a psychiatry degree
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>has depression
>has or currently engages in self-harm
>has attempted suicide before
>claims to have been molested
>devout feminist
>refuses to date people not of her religion
>dismisses jazz or classical music as shit
>favorite music is shit played on the radio
>unnatural or irrational fears that may prove detrimental to sexual stuff
>would not be open to cutting hair short (no longer than past the chin)
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>>684194646
No, what that means is they can't narrow down what causes cancer beyond a few things. Everybody (who isn't a faggot) eats red and processed meat, so that correlates to lots of cancers. It doesn't mean shit, but every fucktard who reads science news eats that up like they eat loads from random hobos. If that's you, go be a faggot in hell or worse.
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After first date:
>"ummm so what are we?"

yeah no
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>>684195176
Fuck. Flashbacks. My sphincter could have severed a rhinoceros leg.
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>>684195167
I don't eat red meat, and i dont have cancer.

Checkmate, you cancer riddled faggit.
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>>684194646
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