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ITT: we all live in a house together
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>>684169903
Oops, I dropped the soap in this empty bath room >u>
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Who turned the heating on?
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i voted for hillary clinton
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Which one of you assholes shit in the butter?
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Hey guys I brought a girl home
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>>684169903
I'm black and bi. also niggers
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KNOCKS KNOCKS
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>>684170993
JORGI! <3
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Hey guys, I brought a bunch of sweet and "dank" me mes home!
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our living room looks so nice
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Alright, who fucking returned my dragon dildo without washing it AGAIN??
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>>684171806
The basement is our living room?
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SHITTERS CLOGGED
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>>684172058
Well we had to put the pizzas and lube somewhere...
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>>684172058
Hes one of the basement dwellers so basically to him it is
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Uh, theres some guy at the door asking for jamal
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>>684172102
Sorry. I broke it with >>684171979
Dragon dildo
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>>684172380
I think he just wants to hang out
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>>684172487
Fine, I'll get the rope
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>>684172405
C'mon man!
Now I have to lick the dildo clean again.
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Glad we got the pool
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Who took my fucking smokes?!
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WTF faggots?! Where's my 8yo daughter!
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>>684173862
The house has her now...
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Don't touch my pet mexican beaded lizard he will rek ur ass. Also he's here illegally so don't tell trump.
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>>684173715
Pools closed motherfucker
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>>684174183
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>>684172380
holy shit our house is haunted by ghosts
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Shitters clogged!
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>>684174596
Its just a bucket so its always clogged
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>>684169903
I call the roof so I can smoke my weed and grow it up there guys
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>>684169903
/thread
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Guys what the fuck is this doing behind the bookshelf?!
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WHO SHIT IN THE LITTERBOX AGAIN
I KEEP FINDING HUMAN SHIT IN THERE
IT'S NOT FUNNY
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>>684175373
sorry, the shitter is clogged
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>>684175159
What you doing with my cocaine you nigger?
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Who is using my Jizz sock as an oven MIT?
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>>684175699
Oh shit sorry bro, since you lost the vidya games nshit I'm annexing half of your room.
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>>684176310
Then half your ass is getting kicked in sir!
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>>684169903
>we all live in a house together
>Implying anyone would come out of their room long enough to make this effective.
I just hope you got some god damn good internet speedz
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Has anyone seen my extremely large 44 magnum revolver?
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>>684176700
Neighbors Wi-Fi password is case sensitive zoz!
And it's good he's a Jew!
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>>684176310
There's a warhead in my pants and it's aiming right at you
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Who's jar of piss is in the refrigerator!
Come on anon! Not where the food is!
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>>684177332
Food? when did mom go shopping?
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>>684177554

Yesterday! fool she got the goods for us and piss jar had! To leave his jar in with the food
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Hey can one of you guys watch these for a bit? I'm going to let them cool down while I go out for a smoke.
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>>684169903
I move out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVrE_7ARTSc
Quiet down assholes
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>>684178148
ITS FUCKING BEDTIME!
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>>684176914
Can't you fucking guys go somewhere so I can get just 30 seconds to fap
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>>684178501
Jokes on u nigga I don't have eyelids
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I'm Muslim, if I get dubs, I set it off
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>>684178814
Fucking infidels
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>>684178900
IN THE FAAACCEEEEE
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>>684178814
Mohammed stop fucking up the microwave.
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YOU DRANK STRAIGHT OUT THE BOTTLE !!!!!!!!!!
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>>684170196
>>684170508
Skeletor
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Why is there no browser history on the computer?
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>>684178900
>>684179207
Give this kid a scholarship and a 3d printer. He's our gifted son
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WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
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There's a severed dong duct taped to the fan blade. How even?
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>>684170286
Good job anon
Hey guys can I come chill?
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>>684179747
As a member of this household I vote we move deerbutt out into the shed
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>>684179797
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>>684179798
Only if I can stick your poop up my ass so when I poop it out later I can masturbate to being able to crap out Hilary Clinton's shit? It's a hobby.
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So I figured out I don't actually have a dick, while I contemplate my existence, can someone pick up some tampons next time they visit the grocery store?
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>>684180161
Only if I can take your piss and inject it into my bladder <3
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GUYS STOP BRINGING BUCKETS TO THE BATHROOM AND SHITTING IN THEM JUST FLUSH THE TOILET
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>>684179797
We have a name but still no motive.
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>>684180286
But it's fun, faggot.
I learn it from the junk god.
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>>684180271
That's fucking sick. I'm seriously gonna throw up into my urethra right now you faggot
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>>684180161
The only way you're getting it is if you let me squat over your mouth and feed it to you toilet bowl style.
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>>684175605
QUIT SHOVING THE DRAGON DIDO INSIDE AND GETTING IT STUCK
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Guys! Check out my pet horse!
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Guys! Hitler is watching cartooooon porn!
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Me estoy masturbando seƱores
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>>684178041
Ya dude, go smoke
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OH SHIT MY FATHERS VISITING TODAY
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>>684181060
should we show him the scat collection
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Guys, there's this dude outside. Poor guy's starving so I let him in
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SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
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>>684181175
HE MAY THINK WERE ALL JEWISH IF HE SEES THAT. YOU KNOW THEY DONT SHIT IN THE TOILET LIKE WE DO
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>>684181239
dude i love david cage
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>>684181239
Mohamedd, we need to talk. I dont like the ppl you ve been hanging out with lately.
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>>684181248
FUCK YOU IM TRYING TO MASTERBATE
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>>684181388
but daaaaaaaad
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>>684179463
How dare you use a lame pic of me sir!
I challenge you to a duel!
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Put this shit in the >>/trash/
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Abacus.
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>>684181406

NO FUCK YOU IM TRYING TO MASTURBATE.YOU KNOW HOUSE RULES ONLY ONE ANONS MASTURBATES AT A TIME!
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Guys, who wants to get high while listening to bowie?
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Have you guys seen my body pillow ?
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>>684181885
The sticky one?
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>>684181406
Just join Amy's handjob you guys
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>>684181523
No buts, hes already ate half our shit the fucking sandnigger. And who te fucks let this 8
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>>684181885
Francis is borrowing it I think
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>>684181885
Sorry, I was on my period and I needed something to wipe with
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>>684169903
I immediately and constantly get called nigger
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>>684175117
That secret Spurdo is giving me nightmares.
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>>684182593
LOL nigger. You are adopted.
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>>684182882
Lol faggot your race is owned by the Chinese
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>>684172380
All he wanted was an high five
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>>684182534
Tits and time stamp
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I call the basement any problems!???
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