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fuck you stupid cunt
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What up? Hint: My dick
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>>684167329
roll
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Horny?
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>>684167137
Hey m8, wan sum fuk?
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>>684167376

reroll
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>>684167741
Winrar.
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Rooollll
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>>684167777
nice quads
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>>684167777
>>684167777
Witnessed.jpeg
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>>684167777
but those quads tho
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won't be the last
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>>684168071
Your pictures make my dick dance
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>>684168071
First time you'll suck it too
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Not saying I hate you, but if you were in a coma and I had to charge my phone I'd unplug your life support.
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I want to put my urethra in your mouth
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Show me your feets please
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>>684168421
reroll
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pics or gtfo
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Wana fuck?
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>>684168421
roll 2
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>>684168274
rerolling
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>>684168421
Roll
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yeah... wanna see it?
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What is your mothers maiden name?
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Thank you
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>>684168582
winrar
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Niggers should die
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>>684168310
reroll
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>>684168071
Listen babe, I'm gonna cut to the chase. Tonight I'm going over to your house with a big knife and I'm going to cut off your parent's faces and make them into a funny hat. Then, I'm gonna whip out my big ding dong and stick it right in your ass.
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>>684168582
Woop woop
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>>684168582
Winrar
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please piss in my mouth and make me your slave
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Cmon op delivar
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send this
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i fuck niggers
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i think op is w8ing 4 her to reply
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Please send nudes back I'm desperate.
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>>684169506
with or without guac?
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>>684169506
Fuck, guess we can't see her feet.
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>>684169575
This
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>>684169506
I meant like in person. are you autistic?
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>>684169605
Reeeee rolllll
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I'm not hearing a no :)
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>>684169693
You FUCKING nigger
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winrar
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no fun that way bb show tittiezz looll XDD
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girl just send me ur feet pls i like feet
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>>684169506
I wanna see your dick too though
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Send her a cut off dog dick
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Feet pix pls
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wanna watch the entire breaking bad box set with me, bae?
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>>684169506
Nudes or jihad
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>>684169868
re roll
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Only if you show me yours first big boi
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Feet
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*I stammer* "H-hey *gulp* so I was w-wondering if... You'd b-be my... *thinks: "No, (your name here), get it together, your waifu needs you so you can love her!"* Be my Girlfriend!" *Stands up taller* "I will not stop until you are mine, because you deserve nothing but the best! M'lady."
You like neckbeards with fedoras, right? I have a Katana, and I'm ninja training, so I can protect you.
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>>684170023
op deliver
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>>684170053
winrar
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>>684170023
gold
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Hi i'm Dan.
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>>684170119
Rolling for next number
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>>684170023
rolling for this
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>>684170426
are you fucking retarded? he winrar'd
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this girl is a fucking retard
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>>684170405
Rolller8ñ9
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Allauh Akbar
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>>684170515
Sorry, forget that, can I have pics of your feet?
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>>684169839
reroll!!!!!!
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>>684170639
reroll
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>>684170515
Can I see your feet?
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>>684170405
Rel
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*send the dickpic*
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My penis is 4 inches pleas love me
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>>684170515
bb gurl I'll give you my fucken root
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>>684169839
reeeeeeeeerooooooooooolll!!!!!1
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons andAMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>684170711
Rull
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>>684170745
reroll
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>>684170515
Google jihad you slut. Real kinky stuff :*)
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Titties or I bomb my local Sam's Club, bitch.
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>>684170515
Absolutely haram
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>>684170746
reroll
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nudes or jihad bitch .. cant you read?
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I would love to suck on your nips tho
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>>684170762
ROOOOOOLL
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Okay screw nudes, but can I see your feet at least?
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Can I feel ur boobies u r preety
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>>684170515
Im an anal slut
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Show me some front butt pics, skank.
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>>684169839
Roll
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Wanna fuck or what?
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>>684170894
winrar
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>>684170787
Rill
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Show me your feets please
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>>684170894
That's stupid
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>>684170515
Do you like watersports?
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>>684170936
Ral
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>>684170745
rerollll
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>>684170894
Winrar
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>>684170894
You FUCKING asshole
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>>684170894
Terrible fucking roll, you ruined it. We had her
Op I swear if you deliver this I am going to murder your family
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Weapons grade boner, my mission is nudes or be nude. Since we're not in the same room, "be nude" isn't an option.
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Fucking gay-ass helicopter copypasta. Weak.
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>>684170894
OP please don't pick this awful gay response
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>>684171004
Just give up already
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>>684171148
I will, because I got my fucking 4
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im making fun of you on the interwebzzz
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Okay, I'll cut to the chase, I know you said no nudes, but how is feet? you okay with that?
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>>684170895
reeroolll
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not doing any more copypasta
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Gross
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>>684171004
Deliver, don't be digornio.
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Wanna fuck?
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>>684171353
This deserves the win, fuck the original win
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My dick is full of blood. Could you suck it out for me?
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>>684171295
winrar
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just like you, whore
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You should deepthroat it. ProTip: You can't.
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>>684171565
wrarin
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>>684171439
Were still going to fucking kill you, but "just show feet if that's ok"
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>>684171565
>autism
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Suck the blood from my cock
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wanna buy some crack?
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>>684171565
winrar
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>>684171565
Roll for feet! Not this shit!
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>>684171510
Cough cough
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I can tell by your size you drink a lot of blood..
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god you're a fucking retard. i'm not joking either.
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>>684167137
I decided our friendship wasn't worth more than a cheap laugh and decided to let 4chan write on my behalf. 'Twas dumb and uncalled for. Would you mind tea this thursday?
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>>684171795
Here we go.
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>>684167137
Why are you talking to a fucking pirate? No one except for me says "aye." Unless she's your typical basic bitch who can't tell the difference between ayy, and aye, and if she is, I hope she fucking chokes on a bag of dicks.
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Hey, I need some help paving my driveway. Can you call your dad and his friends to come over?
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>>684171901
O lord. Get your jimmies together, anon.
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>>684171628
Reroll
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Ouch fuck, maggots on my dick again brb.
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>>684172255
winrar?
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>>684171998
I'm sorry man, but this shit irks me. People need to understand this shit. Aye is yes. Ayy is acknowledgement. Just like yea is biblical shit pronounced "yay." Not yeah.
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>>684172255
Double dubs. Wouldchta look at that. Reroll for 6 I guess
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>>684172455
Well fuck. I said shit too many times.
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>>684172478
you thirsty?
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>>684172455
REROLLING THISS
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>>684172478
Tell her she's a retard for not knowing the difference between aye and ayy. Cunt.
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>>684172478
JK i'm christian and believe in marriage before sexual interaction.

I'm off to bible camp, have a lovely day.

Praise Jesoos
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>>684172478
Please run away to Africa with me. I love you!
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>>684171663
>>684172478
He said she was a retard. It's called "speaking the language".
(not rolling)
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>>684172478
BUT FIRST SHOW ME YOUR FEET AND YOU CAN SUCK
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>>684172478
how is this fucking working?
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>>684172618
Heh. Yeah. This
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>>684171295
reroll
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>>684172255
sorta winrar OP?
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>>684172706
You fucking waste of 6
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>>684172706
winrar
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>>684172706
>>684172746
SOILED IT
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if I can guess a number you choose between 1 and 5 you send nudez?
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>>684172855
How many fucking 55's will I get?
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>>684172955
AAAAHHHH
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>>684172746
Winrar
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Rubba dub dubs get
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>>684172706
tHIS SHIT DOESNT COUNT
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>>684172955
55 is henceforth the number to represent you. You shall make yourself known as 55 wherever you may roam.
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>>684173133
Shut up, 33
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>>684173133
I'll bear it. I'll be the 55th.
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>>684173133
Please mister. 55, take a seat.
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>>684173239
Heh. Pleb can't even get dubs.
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>>684172955
>How many fucking 55's will I get?
can you drive?
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>>684173333
Uh oh.
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>>684173326
Look who's talking
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>>684173302
But I'm already sitting...
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>>684173333
TWO QUADS ONE THREAD
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>>684173333
....
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>>684173333
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I have a 3.5 inch dick,is that okay?
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>>684173389
I've gotten three in this thread alone, negroid ape creature.
>>684173333
And yessir. 18 and everything. License too.
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>>684173589
Then get behind the wheel and drive over a cliff
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>>684169104
roll
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Just waiting for 2255 guy
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>>684173708
kek
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>>684173708
Oh damn. Got me.
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>>684167137
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>>684173757
You wot m8?
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>>684173833
You ain't 55 no more m8....you are dubs!
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7
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>>684172746
This one
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>>684172478
Feet or nudes?
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>>684173976
Well in that case, can I see your feet?
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>>684173976
go kill yourself you ugly bitch
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>>684173935
This is dangerously close to nubs. Not sure I embrace this.
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>>684173976
Well if i drive 6 hours out your hand aint gonna be the only thing on my dick ;)
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>>684173976
>don't quit
>quit
>quit
>fucking quit

Stop hitting up girls at the last stop chromosome shop.
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>>684173976
Ok what's your address
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Can I see your soles then?
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>>684169104
rolling
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>>684173976
could you just give a little flash
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>>684173976
Quit. Bitch. Learn English.
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>>684174123
rerollllllll
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>>684174096
kek but there was already a 6 pre you
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>>684174188
reroll
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Well, let's snap to it, before the magic wears off.
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[SEND THE DICK PIC]
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My dick. Your pussy.
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>>684170895
reroll
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>>684173976
Poopy diahorrehea farty poopy stank butt
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Lets see your pretty feet
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When do you want to meet up?
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>>684174173
Rolling
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>>684172955
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>>684174188
reroll again, this almost always works btw
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>>684169104
rolleroni
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>>684174100
Fuck.
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>>684174287
Winrar
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>>684173976
tonight at your my place?
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>>684174287
Im sorry but i am going to override this
>>684174123
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>>684174311
nice dubs
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>>684174287
lol
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>>684174311
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>>684174188
reroll again, don't listen to poop guy
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>>684174287
My dubs should override this >684174288
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>>684174287
winrar?
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>>684174355
This damn number.
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>>684174188
Rolling
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>>684172255
reroll
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Let's get this guy's nuts drained.

(SEND THE DICK PIC)
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This thread is going nowhere.
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>>684174446
srsly do this, don't post poopy if you want tits
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>>684172255
rrrrerroll parol
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>>684174573
>
reroll
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>>684174756
Implying <
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>>684174673
roll again
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Show feet
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>>684174855
Fifty. Fucking. Five.
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Fuck this shit I'm out.
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>>684174832
accidental >
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>>684174855
×× WARNING. THIS THREAD HAS BECOME INFESTED WITH 55 SYNDROME. ONLY WAY TO CURE IT IS TO REROLL FAGGOTS. ××
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>>684174673
op has disappeared but reroll still
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>>684173976
Ask her if you can take her out to brown town
When she asks what/where it is send her a pic of your shit
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>>684174855
These dubs should win
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>>684175141
reroll
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Well let's do it up. My place.
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>>684175367
USE THIS ONE
I'M LOOKING OUT FOR YOU OP
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>>684175367
>>684175469

SECONDED
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see above for info on how a thread becomes cancerous
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>>684174287
>>684175060
>>684175469
She went offline and hasn't replied
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It's goin into yer pooper, ya know
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>>684175221
>>684174855
Yes
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rip thread
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Make new thread and record yourself fucking her
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New thread pls, and Rolling for feet
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>>684175715
Reply to her with
>>684175367
Next chance you get.
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>>684174279
Edit: My dick. Your pussy. Boom.
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>>684175741
Original pic?
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>>684176295
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You look like you have aids
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U know 4reddit?
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>>684176513
Very nice yes?
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>>684176758
Yes indeed.
Another of the one on the right (Ruby)
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These days these threads are full of sexually unfulfilled teenage dullards who just want to see nudes and don't have a sense of humour.

>THE FACT THAT THE CONVERSATION IS UNPREDICTABLE AND CAN GO BAD AT ANY MOMENT IS
>EXACTLY
>THE FUCKING
>POINT.

Otherwise why do it as a hivemind? Sure, try and get him laid if you want, but don't criticise people who try to take it the other way. Otherwise we might as well just watch 1 guy chatting up a girl and all cheer him on like circle-jerk highschool-movie faggots.

>or maybe chat up a girl ourselves?
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>>684177342
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>>684177303
You got her feet?
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>>684176513
who is this? sauce?
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>>684177684
Thanks Mr. Penis
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