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Alright faggots. Why are you home on a friday.
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Alright faggots. Why are you home on a friday.

I am an introverted loser who instead of going out and making friends stays home fucking around with my PC.

Now you motherfucker!
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I have a young family.

I don't drink.

I don't enjoy socialising.

I'm knackered by the time it gets to 11pm.
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>>684166533
No life. Why else?
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>>684166791
What does your wife think about your behaviour?
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>>684166533

DOOM is released. Fuck socializing this weekend. I'm an 9/10 alpha male who could give a fuck about making bullshit friends in a bullshit world when there are games to play.
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>>684167118
She's usually in bed by 10 so I guess she's fine with it
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>>684166533
Study for exams, fml
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>>684167370
Anything useful?
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>>684166791
That sounds perfectly healthy for someone your age I bet your not fat, I bet you haven't been shitting liquid for the past 2 years, I bet your family is a bunch of obese mutants, and I bet your sex life isn't incredibly unfulfilling for both of you
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>>684167342
DOOM? Well, that's a good reason.
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I'm an ex con that has severe social anxiety issues since being released back into society
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It's 6:20 and sun still out.

Spending time at bar on local wingstop , alone

Hard to socialize when you doubt the words everyone else says
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>>684169078
god damn, it's that bad.
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I have kids and they aren't all old enough to take out.
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>>684166533
I'm home because I'm an introverted loser who instead of going out and making friends stays home fucking around with my PC while waiting for my bf to come online. Long distance relationships are painful.
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Too busy smoking all this weed
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My gf is on the way over and we are gonna go to eat at a nice restaurant, enjoy the nice day, then get home and fuck like rabbits. Then I'm gonna play video games some she either sleeps or hangs out with me and rubs my back.
Feelsgoodman
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I socialise only with my dog and my small circle of friends. Some of us doesn't even like eachothers, but we stick together since 5 v 1 is better odds than 1 v 1 against an iliterate bastard, aka bullies.

The only thing I've done today is lurk /b, walked with my dog and read some fantasy shit. That kind of gives you the picture of the life I'm leading. The positive thing about today was that I didn't have school.

Pic unrelated.

The skull throne ftw.
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>>684168256
Ok... there are a few assumptions here. Let me clarify some of them.
I'm 36.
No, I'm not fat.
You're right, I shit shit, not liquid.
My children are 5 and 3 and very active. They are not even close to being obese.
Sex is a bit boring at the moment as we're both so tired all the time from watching the kids. When they're a bit older I'm sure we'll get more chance.
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>>684166533
because im playing vidya with my qt3.14 gf all night faggot thats why
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>>684169372
Man that show really works when u r on the weed
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>>684169372
kek when this thread 404s I'm going to smoke my last bit.
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Yup it is. At the so called "work" you think you get along well with people, but alas you still doubt their greetings and interactions
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Not home, at work. Get off at 11pm, go home and put my 2 year old to bed then fuck the wife. After that, get blazed and play fallout 4 on survival mode
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I dont even know... could be out there with my friends but I dont feel like it and haven't felt like it for a long time and so I stay in
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It's Friday night. 1:26am.
It's raining outside and I have been going for a walk while listening to black metal.

Get on my level faggots.
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>>684169372
>>684169528
How did you find your weed dealers?
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>>684166533
Was suppose to go watch Civil War with my girlfriend but she bailed out on me to go hang out with her friends.
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>>684169452
I'm a loser but not really a nerd. Explain. What the fuck is vidya and a qt3.14 girlfriend?
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>>684169905
Really?
vidya = video games
qt3.14 = cutie pie
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>>684169452
Post gf or you are just baiting
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>>684170031
this
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>>684169884
Word of mouth with other people that you know that smoke

If you have friends, one of them smokes, or knows a guy that does. And then you get the number
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>>684169421
>bullies being a problem past middle school
I've never felt more alive than in a fist fight.
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i just started crying while i was cumming realising that noone loves me.
but this thread makes me feel a little better, as at least i was out with friends tonight.
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>>684169905
i shall be engaging in online video game interaction with my attractive female relationship partner for the remainder of today and until the morning of the following day.

>>684170031
i could easily pull any picture off the internet of some cute girl, change literally one pixel and post it and you would never know. were you born a retarded piece of camel shit or are you just good at pretending?
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>>684169884
My dealer is my neighbour so it's very convenient.
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>>684169569
You 'simply' have to stop caring, keep calm stay polite.
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>>684169884
It's legal for medical use here in California; all you need is a doctor's recommendation and pay a small fee each year to renew it. Then take your happy ass to the hundreds of marijuana dispensaries around the area to buy your weed.
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>>684170374
Sorry I meant to also put pic w timestamp

Obviously just posting a pic doesn't mean shit, you are correct there.

Assuming you aren't lying, what are you gonna be playing?
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>>684170162
>If you have friends
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>>684170583

not sure yet actually, what would you recommend? we both have a ps4 so shareplay is an option. and no on the timestamp, go fuck yourself
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>>684170640
this
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>>684170578
For any poster in an illegal state like mine, you just have to use word of mouth and get lucky. Buy a cheap digital scale if you are buying from someone you don't know well and make sure you don't get shafted. Most dealers are chill but some will try to take advantage
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Gonna smoke with my neighbor later
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>>684166533
How do I make friends as an adult? It seems intimidating.
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>>684170818
Hmmm well borderlands is always a fun Co op game, and then you have stuff like dark souls which is a blast, but Co op is a little more difficult. Still fun though.
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>>684171037
Humility
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already partying tomorrow
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>>684166533
There is a flea market going on this weekend so I'm going to that and buy some shit and kill a day
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>>684171037
Go to a place where people share your hobby and start there.

Like video games? Maybe find an arcade or a nerd bar, they are starting to get more popular.
Oh, and an easy way for people to be chill when you ask to be friends is to tell them you are new to the area and looking for friends. Most people understand that being friendless in a new area sucks, and are more open to the idea then
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-married
-we're both introverted
-smoking indica
-waiting for the part time maid to finish dinner and leave
-then comes porn on our 65" tv with hair pulling, biting, choking, and fucking on our California king
-ending the night with Fallout 4

why in the hell would I not be home?
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>>684171737
How did you meet your wife?
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>>684166533
I am an introverted winner who instead of going out and wasting money on randoms stays home making dosh with my PC.

Now the next motherfucker!
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