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guys how do i respond to this
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Get a fucking handjob then you cuck are we supposed to fucking hold your god damn hand through this whole process of "how about you show me then?"


Seriously. How fuckin shit are you at life.
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what a coincidence; I have a good hand job penis

wink
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>>684165605
we can see if that's true tonight ;)
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>>684165605
>4165605▶>>684166057
>guys how do i respond to this

You respond with.
I'll believe that when I see it.
Say, what you doing this weekend?

Boom there's your in
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>>684166052
roll
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>>684165605
she's calling it tiny
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>>684165605
tell her you are not going to lose your virginity over something so stupid before marriage.
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>>684165605
say like wanna test it out or some shit
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They'll make my small cock look average
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>>684166052
this
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>>684166052
Roll
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>>684166052
Only way to respond tbh
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>>684167677
Dubs confirm
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>>684165846
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>>684167563
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Handjob are you in middle school
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>>684167677
If you don't respond with this, you're a flaming faggot.
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>>684168045

found the kissless virgin
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>>684168045
Pic is of someone on a track, probably high school.
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ITS GOING WELL
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>>684165605

Just say prove it. Why even ask for help
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>>684165605
Im so fucking high i thoghts this was about some girl cheating on her finger heha
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>>684168433
>donger

is this brittany venti?
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>>684168433
Is this chick worth a 6 hour drive? Post pics.
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>>684165846
/thread
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>>684165605
Tell her she's also got a bj mouth and an ass screaming for anal.
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"Your hands would make my cock look bigger than a horse cock"

Roll
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>>684168433

OP are you 10 years old?
A) Don't use emojis it makes you look like a faggot
B) Don't make her pay for gas. It emasculates you.
C) Be a fucking man you pussy little faggot.
D) 6 Hours for a handy, are you joking?
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Just stop with all the faces OP. And 6 hour drive isn't worth it unless you're fucking her in the ass.
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>>684168586
I'd hit hard anyways.
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>>684168752
Are you 60? Those aren't emojis you fuck.
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6 hour drive for a hand-job, nah op that's not worth it
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>>684168752
>emojis get you pussy
>she's paying for your dick
>mad beta
>it's never just a handjob
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>>684168646
god shes hot
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>>684168870
lol sozz ;^(
;0]
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>>684168752
>A) Don't use emojis it makes you look like a faggot
what
>B) Don't make her pay for gas. It emasculates you.
it emasculates YOU. You clearly don't pay for your own shit to be saying that. I'd be more than glad if a woman actually paid me to get my ass to her place AND get sexual favors.
>C) Be a fucking man you pussy little faggot.
agreed
>D) 6 Hours for a handy, are you joking?
I'm pretty sure he can spend the weekend there
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>>684169022
moaaaar
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>>684168752

VIRGIN
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>ITT
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>>684169022
Not bad i guess, maybe your 3" dick might look big in someones hands for once OP.
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>>684169022
Wrap a magnet around your dick and you have an excuse to go dick first to her face
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>>684165605
I've got to skedaddle if you sniff my drift
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>>684169022
Abandon ship OP, she's actually a feminist who wants to bite your dick off
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>>684168433
>6 hours for a handjob
Nigga I haven't fucked anyone in years and I still wouldn't spend 12 hours travelling just to have a girl tug on my dick.
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>>684169022
more
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OP: don't ask her what time is good for her, imply a time that you will be there for an evening like that; if she doesn't say no, ask for the address.

Get in your car and go, don't over talk/think it man.

Go with the flow. She's into you, just be cool with her being into you.
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>>684169443
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>>684169440
Hey, wiggle jiggle, not now, not ever.
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>>684169612
wouldgivecuddlesanddonger/10
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>>684165605
"prove it"
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Tell her to send nudes you faggot.
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>>684169612
Op, stop being retarded. Share things after if they don't go well. You keep that stupid shit up and someone's gunna white knight.
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>>684168433
"should" "sometime" all bad weak pussy faggot terms 6 hour drive is horrible for that, you shouldn't drive that much for sex either, you will show up and she will laugh and make u drive back
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>>684169944
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>>684165605
the youth of today fucking piss me off. kill yourself faggot
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>>684169725
this
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>>684169757
Fucking A hurry up faggot
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newfags everywhere
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>>684165605
"Prove it."

They told you they're good at jerking cock, tell them who's cock to jerk
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>>684169757
THIS
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>>684169757
COME ON
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I would respond by asking what she's doing grabbing other guy's fingers
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>>684169757
LISTEN
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>>684169757
JUST FUCKING ASK:
"If I'm going for this long drive, wanna send me a pic of what i'll be getting myself into?"
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>>684169757
I'm 100% samefagging btw
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>>684169757
I'm not stopping until you do
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>>684169757
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>684168433
>donger
Kek
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>>684168433
How about you respond to her like a fucking normal person and use Grammar you fucking loser.
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>>684169757
Jesus Christ OP you are a fucking nerd
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>>684169022
>she
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>>684169365

10/10
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>>684170844
Get out
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>>684170844
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>>684170955
No u
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>>684166052
boom
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>>684169757
EVERYONE. BAND WITH ME. WE WANT NUDES WE WANT NUDES WE WANT NUDES WE WANT NUDES WE WANT NUDES WE WANT NUDES
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>>684171122
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
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>>684169022
If you drive 6 hours one way for that, you are in deep shit my friend. You are beyond saving.
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>>684169022
Not OP

u find another Photo from her on the net
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Ask her for a "booby pic" to motivate you on the long drive ahead
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>>684171498
C A T F I S H
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OP = Faggot
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The only reason you should be driving 6 hours is to take her back with you as your personal cock slave. No other reason qualifies.
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>>684171409
Meh, i didnt drive 20 mins for sex last friday.
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>>684165605
"prove it"
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