I just walked in on my girlfriend fucking a close friend of mine on my bed. She just smirked and then she stared at me while she continued to ride him.
I'm in my living room now, listening to them fuck. She's never been this loud before. My hands are shaking and I don't know what to do.
Call the cops. Press charges. This sort of behavior is punishable by death. Unless you're an infidel who denies Muhammad is the one true prophet of God.
If you had faith in Allah this would never had happened to you.
I like this copypasta. It's so effective.
might as well shitpost on /b/.
this is your life now, OP.
I didn't say I was interested in knowing what it is.
Plus my girlfriend and I have sex with enough other guys/girls not really into chatting online. Last weekend had our friend/her bull stay all weekend, they fucked every day, he and I fucked once, and I fucked one of her friends at a party.
Leave. Never come back. Never talk to either of them again. After a while they'll begin to worry so much about what happened to you that the guilt will literally eat them alive.
Yo pothead bitch...are you sure you walked into your own house?!
Not really true, i think its just something gay dudes say so people will let them suck their dicks. In my experience girls are better, but I really don't think you can generalize. It just depends on how into it you are and how good you are at paying attention to what other people like. I am really good at it, but the guy I was with this weekend is kinda rubbish. But he is also not that great in bed, just has a huge dick and pounds away. But my girlfriend still likes it on occasion cause he is massive and sometimes she just likes getting thrown around.
Come on OP! Is this bait? Video it and you'll be able to blackmail her!
Yep, he still hasn't delivered on the pic...
Get the fuck up from your couch and beat the shit outta that guy. Go tell your gf you're done, and if she gives you shit shout louder. Fuckin pussy ass mother fucker have some respect for yourself. Bitch.
There's only one way to proceed. Kill them both, then kill yourself. There's really no other way.
Walk out. Keep your dignity. If you live with her stay somewhere else. Don't answer her texts. Make her sweat. Then after a couple days of calming down and thinking about how you feel about her and the situation, show up and tell her you were too pissed to talk to her, you know everything, and demand an explanation and an apology. Then either take her back or don't, depending on your multiple day reflection.
now you are free to pursue a career in tranny borking, because clearly you're into that sort of thing thanks to your gif.
Your hands are shaking because your body is telling you that this would be a good time to beat the fuck out of someone or leave. Don't be a fucking homo and start stabbing or shooting people though.
not jist muzzies got laws like that "crimes of passion" laws let people in America get away with murder sometimes too
...but this sounds like a cuck... so why dont you go back in there and either lick her clit and eat his jizz or flip her around and dp that pussy or ass since you are too cucked of a bitch to start whipping ass immediately
Whoever originally wrote this was a God tier troll.
Intrigued. What is going on here?
Let's be rash!
This is as sad as it can get you guys. Gf gets fucked probably by a nigger ,and he stays on the couch.. fucking.. dude.. if i were you i probably beat them both till they shit themselves.
BE A MAN YOU FUCKING CUCK,
GO IN THERE DEMAND HE KEEPS FUCKING HER,
FUCK HER FACE,
CUM SO DEEP IN HER THROAT SHE PUKES,
THEN PUNCH BITCH FRIEND IN THE FACE,
TURN AROUND AND FART IN SLUTS FACE
KICK THEM BOTH OUT
I love copypasta.
The reason I love copypasta is because posting it makes you mad. You. Yeah, that's right. You. You're my target. Your rage fulfils me. Yes, I've posted this before, and I'm going to post it again. And there is nothing you can do to stop me.
Not only am I going to post this over and over and over again, but other anons, seeing the rage posting this produces, are also going to post this. Especially our newfriends. Right now, newfriends are realizing that this actually does make you angry. They realize, like I do, that you think of /b/ as your own private little utopia that gets ruined when the common class stumbles upon it like oblivious tourists.
Well it isn't, you pretentious fucks. This forum is open to the public. It isn't yours. You're nothing special for frequently visiting this place. No one gives a shit that you've seen this before and in fact, they laugh at your grandiose opinion of what this place is. It's just a stupid imageboard. It's not even the first. After frequently visiting Something Awful, Chris Poole consciously decided to make an English Futaba Channel without any thought of how original it might be. So basically, this entire image board is copypasta and you're just a whiny little faggot fuckwit for actually getting angry at complete strangers for failing to entertain you. Go fuck yourself. No, really. Grab a poison-tipped cactus and go fuck yourself. Then go give your mom another hug to compensate for her fat ass not getting any. It's the only way you know how to pay rent.