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I just walked in on my girlfriend fucking a close friend of mine on my bed. She just smirked and then she stared at me while she continued to ride him.

I'm in my living room now, listening to them fuck. She's never been this loud before. My hands are shaking and I don't know what to do.
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>>684165097
Take ur cock out and start fapping....kik?
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>>684165097
set the couch on fire and leave
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>>684165097
join in, fuck ur friend in the ass, thatll teach him.
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Nice hidden cuck thread faggot an hero.
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Delicious copypasta
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Film it and DELIVER OP
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take pics of them doing it, post with timestamps
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>>684165396
This.
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>>684165097

You shouldn't jack off, wait until he leaves and fuck her while she describes everything she did with him.

That's what I do.
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>>684165097
kill yourself for posting this stale ass copypasta again,,,,
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Stale pasta is stale.
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Get the things you need, and light the house on fire.
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>>684165575
Kik?
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Go in and join. I'm serious, show her by making it a threesome.
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light a firecracker in their room
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>>684165097
saw this copy pasta like 2 years ago

nice try cuck fag
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>>684165097
She's not your girlfriend any more
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>>684165787
No, I don't even really know what kik is.
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you could quit posting pasta
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>>684165925
Lol...google it !! Lazy
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Murder them Batman.
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>>684165097
And since you just happened to have a fitting gif for the situation, you figured "Hey, why not post this funny little story on /b/?"...

3/10
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>>684165618
this
/thread
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>>684165097
Call the cops. Press charges. This sort of behavior is punishable by death. Unless you're an infidel who denies Muhammad is the one true prophet of God.

If you had faith in Allah this would never had happened to you.
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>>684165097
Seriously OP? Thats what? the 6th time this week?
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>>684165443
There are not many of us left it seems
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copypasta is stale
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Fuck your own ass, display dominance
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>>684165618
I like this copypasta. It's so effective.
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might as well shitpost on /b/.

this is your life now, OP.
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>>684166021
I didn't say I was interested in knowing what it is.

Plus my girlfriend and I have sex with enough other guys/girls not really into chatting online. Last weekend had our friend/her bull stay all weekend, they fucked every day, he and I fucked once, and I fucked one of her friends at a party.
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>>684165097

Sure she's your GF?
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>>684165097
sound like you're having a mossberg moment.
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record it on video for later fapping, pack your shit, and just walk out.
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>>684166429
Cheers mate !!
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>>684165097
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>>684165097
Leave. Never come back. Never talk to either of them again. After a while they'll begin to worry so much about what happened to you that the guilt will literally eat them alive.
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Pics or this is bait OP!
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>>684166429
Im a little.jealous..except for fucking dude part....
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>>684167140
Well, i mean that part was optional of course. I just like sucking dick.
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Sauce on the GIF?
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>>684167271
Ive never had that done..but ive heard men suck better than chics...
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>>684165097
Put towels under the door. Light on fire leave
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>>684166879
Ok, I'll go take some pics. Give me a sec.
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>>684165097
What's this chick's full name in the gif?
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>>684165097
Yo pothead bitch...are you sure you walked into your own house?!
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>>684167348
That's my girlfriend. I used my phone to record her so that people would believe me.
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sit outside their door. make sure you are trying to suck your own dick when they come out
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>>684167523
Not really true, i think its just something gay dudes say so people will let them suck their dicks. In my experience girls are better, but I really don't think you can generalize. It just depends on how into it you are and how good you are at paying attention to what other people like. I am really good at it, but the guy I was with this weekend is kinda rubbish. But he is also not that great in bed, just has a huge dick and pounds away. But my girlfriend still likes it on occasion cause he is massive and sometimes she just likes getting thrown around.
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>>684167271
Come on OP! Is this bait? Video it and you'll be able to blackmail her!
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>>684165097
this pasta is of the copied variety.
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>>684165575
Oh sweden
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>>684165097
I just walked in on my girlfriend making pasta with a close friend of mine in my kitchen.
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>>684167977
kek love that meme
>saved
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>>684167348
Sure, and her name is?
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>>684165097
Kinky. I wouldn't mind walking in to the sight of my wife riding my best friend.
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>>684167941
No it's Becky.
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>>684165097
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>>684165097
Moider em
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Certified stale
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>>684165097
it's really important that you accept those feelings that you have now. is there any camera you could take a video of them now with?
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>>684165097
>My hands are shaking
You're suffering an allergic reaction to stale pasta. Find an epipen before you die like this thread should.
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>>684167968
I'm not OP.

>>684168070
American
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>>684165443
>>684166270
but we are still here
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>>684165097

You should probably get on 4chan and post some pasta like this.
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No you know what it feels like to be a German.
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>>684168561
Yep, he still hasn't delivered on the pic...
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>I-I'm ordering chinese, you guys hungry?
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>>684165097
Op man up and deliver sauce on the gif
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>>684165097
Yell at the dog, Fuck the dude in the ass, pull out and wipe your shitty dick on your GF's face. Turn around and shit all over all of them... yell "The Aristocrats!!!"
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>>684165097
Get the fuck up from your couch and beat the shit outta that guy. Go tell your gf you're done, and if she gives you shit shout louder. Fuckin pussy ass mother fucker have some respect for yourself. Bitch.
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>>684165097
Old pasta is old
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>>684165097
Old copypasta is old
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>>684165097
Breakup, move on
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>>684166411
could be worse.
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>>684165097
>my girlfriend
How does your right hand fuck someone else?

That means you were jerking some other guy off. Faggot.
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Pasta
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Set the place on fire while they're fucking
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>>684165097
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Wait for sloppy seconds.
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Lets file this under "things that never happened"

In case true?

Procure knife. Stab faces.
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>>684165097
dope bait, any real man would have started beating the shit out of the kid immediately
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time to go this is clearly bait.
>sage
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>>684170155
nope
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>>684165097
stop posting pasta
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>>684165097
There's only one way to proceed. Kill them both, then kill yourself. There's really no other way.
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>>684165097
Start it off a little more believable.
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>>684170350
Yes. Only a cuck would let any of them out of the house alive.
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10/10 copy paste
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>>684167271
>>684166429

Kill yourself you beta cuck faggot
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>>684165097

Walk out. Keep your dignity. If you live with her stay somewhere else. Don't answer her texts. Make her sweat. Then after a couple days of calming down and thinking about how you feel about her and the situation, show up and tell her you were too pissed to talk to her, you know everything, and demand an explanation and an apology. Then either take her back or don't, depending on your multiple day reflection.
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>>684165097

There's vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spaghetti.
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>>684165097
>cucked
>go to be /b/ immediately and tell them.
i hope you werent expecting support
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>>684170973
Fuck acting like a proper adult anon, we're trying get some sauce on that gif
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>>684170550
Ya but like, one can of course be a cuck and a 'real man'


>>684170907
would rather not sorry
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take pics and send them to her family
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>>684165097

A true alpha would have pulled his girlfriend off the bed, punched her out and then violently raped the man. No man in town would even look at her again.
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>>684165097
So much copypasta here. You didn't even try OP. I'm disappoint.
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>>684170973
Tits or get the fuck out
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>>684165097
Good

now you are free to pursue a career in tranny borking, because clearly you're into that sort of thing thanks to your gif.
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>>684170973
>demand an explanation and an apology
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>>684166089
> This sort of behavior is punishable by death

one of the few good rules in muslim religion.
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>>684165097
Beat dudes ass or leave. Whos on the lease of the house because someone is getting an eviction notice
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>>684171311
it's alright, I forgive you.
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>>684171810
>good
>muslim

choose one
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>>684171205
>go to be /b/
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>>684170973
>>684165097
No fucker their is no taking someone back for that.
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>>684172019
well something has to keep the girls (whores) in line...
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>>684165097
Your hands are shaking because your body is telling you that this would be a good time to beat the fuck out of someone or leave. Don't be a fucking homo and start stabbing or shooting people though.
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>>684165097
If your a man go in there and castrate him
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>>684171810
not jist muzzies got laws like that "crimes of passion" laws let people in America get away with murder sometimes too

...but this sounds like a cuck... so why dont you go back in there and either lick her clit and eat his jizz or flip her around and dp that pussy or ass since you are too cucked of a bitch to start whipping ass immediately
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>>684165097
>>684165097
Go fill a large pot with ice water dump it on them then start swinging
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>>684166270
Who haven't seen this? Surely not.
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>>684165097
>>684165097
The fact that you came to /b/ means you should just leave because you are probably not much of a fighter.
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>>684165097
very very old copy pasta well played junior
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>>684165097
Bait for dinner again?
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>>684172559
Do this
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>>684166879
You need to lurk for a few months, newfag. I'm actually serious. Post when you've attained at least the vaguest idea what's going on.
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Whoever originally wrote this was a God tier troll.
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Sauce on the gif, for the love of God!!!
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>>684165097
just wait it out, say nothing, tommorrow let her see you fapin to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcCi6KmunCQ
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>>684171287
Intrigued. What is going on here?
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>>684173138
I've been here for 9 hours and I already know this place. It's just like 9gag but you don't have to sign up.

It's isn't rocket surgery.
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Let's be rash!
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>>684165443
>>684166270
>>684168721
thank you fellow wellows
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>>684173555
only newfags try to fix this place

Anons who call out copypasta are just newfags who haven't fully grasped the concept of anonymity yet. You can't get Kudos here.
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Body rate thread.
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>>684174014
>hides face behind flash


monster face detected
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>>684173823
>>fix
it cant be done
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Shoot her in the knee caps. Kill the guy she's fucking. Beat her. Rape her. Leave her alive so she can be all fucked up for the rest of her life. Dance hard techno. Kill yourself.
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>>684165248
Dubs roll
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So we ain't getting any salsa on this gif
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be a man and kick them the fuck out
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>>684165097
today on things that never happened.
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>>684165097
You are a disgusting cuck OP, go in there, film them and send it to her relatives. Also a good idea take some of her stuff and leave? Are you a man or a cuck? Get angry!
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Murder her
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This is as sad as it can get you guys. Gf gets fucked probably by a nigger ,and he stays on the couch.. fucking.. dude.. if i were you i probably beat them both till they shit themselves.
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BE A MAN YOU FUCKING CUCK,
GO IN THERE DEMAND HE KEEPS FUCKING HER,
FUCK HER FACE,
CUM SO DEEP IN HER THROAT SHE PUKES,
PLUG NOSE,
THEN PUNCH BITCH FRIEND IN THE FACE,
TURN AROUND AND FART IN SLUTS FACE
KICK THEM BOTH OUT
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>>684173555

I love copypasta.

The reason I love copypasta is because posting it makes you mad. You. Yeah, that's right. You. You're my target. Your rage fulfils me. Yes, I've posted this before, and I'm going to post it again. And there is nothing you can do to stop me.

Not only am I going to post this over and over and over again, but other anons, seeing the rage posting this produces, are also going to post this. Especially our newfriends. Right now, newfriends are realizing that this actually does make you angry. They realize, like I do, that you think of /b/ as your own private little utopia that gets ruined when the common class stumbles upon it like oblivious tourists.

Well it isn't, you pretentious fucks. This forum is open to the public. It isn't yours. You're nothing special for frequently visiting this place. No one gives a shit that you've seen this before and in fact, they laugh at your grandiose opinion of what this place is. It's just a stupid imageboard. It's not even the first. After frequently visiting Something Awful, Chris Poole consciously decided to make an English Futaba Channel without any thought of how original it might be. So basically, this entire image board is copypasta and you're just a whiny little faggot fuckwit for actually getting angry at complete strangers for failing to entertain you. Go fuck yourself. No, really. Grab a poison-tipped cactus and go fuck yourself. Then go give your mom another hug to compensate for her fat ass not getting any. It's the only way you know how to pay rent.
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>>684173511
Wow, that is edgy bait
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>>684174965
Winner
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sauce for GIF http://anysex.com/11787/
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>>684165097
Go up there and watch with your pants off. Ask how you can help please her, and clean up after he finishes in her. Then fuck her if she lets you...fucking dumbass
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>>684165097
This smells like stale pasta.
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>>684165097
Nice pasta m8
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>>684165097
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>>684165097
The copy pasta is strong with this one
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