How would you rate your life from 1-10 /b/?
And please, be honest with yourself.
>no job
>no gf
>not in any school
>no car
>but my friends are pretty cool
>5/10
About 9/11
>>684159712
>no job (will be working over the summer)
>no gf (have a few girls I'm gonna hit up over the summer)
>full time education (have a full plan for the next 5-7 years)
>have a car
>decent savings
>majority of friends are boring and lazy, but consistent.
>much smaller group of interesting friends
7/10
6/10
the good
>brand new car, no payments
>100k+ a year
>good credit
>hot girlfriend
the bad
>can't seem to stay fit
>can't commit to a routine
>smoke too much
>don't floss
>pretty much only care about material things
>don't keep in touch with family
>divorced, might never love again
>judgmental and bitter
>compulsive liar
>been closet bi since a child
>addicted to porn
Sliding up from about a 2. Currently at about a 5. Hopefully about a 7 come 2017.
>>684159712
Where are you based op? I have an opportunity for someone like you.
>>684159712
> job is good
> no gf but that's okay
> got 3 awesome cars
> mind all fucked up
> 4/10
>>684160590
>you could get perfectly fit and die in a car crash
>variety is the spice of life
>smoking is fun
>no one flosses
>material things are a nice distraction from reality
>family is just people you happen to be stuck with
>you will love again
>everyone is judgmental and bitter
>everyone is a compulsive liar, especially to themselves
>everyone is at least a little bi, nothing wrong with it anyway
>porn is awesome
That's at least an 8.
>>684160631
Just outside of Memphis
>go to JMU
>3.9 GPA
>7/10 girlfriend
>good friends
>making decent money
>huge dick
>9/11
>>684159712
just fyi I turned 18 a week ago
>no job
>kissless virgin
>no money for a license (they are pricey as fuck in Norway)
>Can't drive
^ We had 2 cars, one automatic and one manual, but my brother smothered the manual one and now I can either choose to take a license for automatic or wait until we get a new car which is like maybe 1-2 more years.
Little background; you can drive auto if you know manual, but not the other way around. This is why both my dad and my brother are urging me to learn manual.
>Got a few really cool friends, some of which are pretty popular so I can sneak into conversations pretty easily with him.
>I can program though. Server config and communication security are my favorite topics. Yes I plan on learning to crack security and shit. I am the famous hacker 4chan.
>Probably a psychopath because emotionally I am very neutral about everything. I also tend to value logic over morals.
My grandpa's death didn't really affect me at all, though I didn't really know him very well. I try to imagine what I would do if my parents died, but I doubt i'd feel any kind of pain honestly, just a sense of helplessness since I rely on them
>Above average intelligence. Anything science I enjoy learning about and I am good at it.
I am always considered very intelligent by math teachers, science teachers and even classmates when I tell them I don't work for shit, I just hear it once and I just understand every aspect of everything. I have my own theories about quantum physics, specifically about the fixed energy levels of electrons, which makes complete sense to me, but I haven't actually researched it well enough to have any kind of significance.
>I have way too much time to do crazy shit.
I have a shit ton of hobbies, I play the guitar, love flipping, boxing, football, strength... I consider myself very good in these too, not just as a side thing.
>Considered good looking though I don't really see it on myself
>Don't do drugs or alcohol
>8/10 I like it
>no job
>no bf
>goes to school
>rich parents
>depressed
>cat named luna
>little but hilarious friends
>7/10
>>684163140
Hey my ex-gf had a little white cat named luna. That thing was an asshole.
>>684159712
>unemployed but expecting a call in June
>no gf
>no post-secondary education yet
>own a car, it's an '03 but looks and drives as if it's new
>crippling drug addiction
7/10 life's not that bad.
>>684162666
Just to add on to this huge list of my pros and cons:
>Pros of being a psychopath: I taught myself charisma
I can read people, read situations and act appropriately upon them, though I am a slow thinker so it doesn't always work out fast enough. I know how to convince people of my ideologies. I really felt a huge bump in charisma and humor when I started becoming more self-conscious about my emotions and body language.
>Have huge plans for my future
Might be depressed if I can't achieve them, but I do think I am on the right track
>pros:
>ummmm... well i have a little savings still left
>i'm still young and healthy in someway
>cons:
>no job
>no gf
>no own apartment (live with parents still)
>my knee got fucked up, maybe have to go to surgery
>cant do any construction jobs anymore
>smoking too much
thats all i can think of
>>684160590
what job do u do anon? do you enjoy it?
>>684161114
what this anon said
>just finished national guard AIT, going home and looking for job
>24 with no degree
>13k in student loan debt though, because I took the money and bought drugs
>livin at home with ma
>no gf but not hard to get one
>got email back about application to be cop
>in very good shape
I'd give myself a 3/10, there's just too much room for improvement
>>684159712
>no job (was so close to a dank internship I'm still butthurt)
>no gf
>just graduated my first post-secondary degree this spring
>no car
>but my friends are also pretty cool anon (even though I haven't seen them in a while)
>and I just got home from vacation overseas
>4/10 right now, praying it will turn around
>>684159712
> Acne
> Dandruff
> Unemployed
> no gf
> Known my friends for as long as I can remeber and im so fucking tired of them
> No money
> school grades suck
> Virgin
> Family's pretty cool
4/10
>uni fag
>no gf
>20 year old virgin
>no car
>can play hearthstone most of the day
It's not that bad /b/ros
5/10
>>684159712
Honestly, I am just waiting to die at this point
>good job with full benefits from best employer in the state
>currently go to marquette majoring in chemistry
>have no gf cuz fuck women
>in school
>going to prestigious law school
>hot enough gf
>cool friends
>no car
>8/10
>amazing gf, a true answer to my lovelorn prayers
>cool friends with similar interests
>finished university and national military obligations
>jobless for a long while due to shitty country, but on the verge of finally getting a good job
>fucked up family life
eeeeh.. 7-8/10, something like that.
>>684165103
Wait a few more years, after it all falls apart and you sold your soul to buy yourself out of trouble.
>>684159712
>job
>gf
>in school
>car
>friends are ok
>4/5
>>684164806
At least I'm talking to a kinky asian qt3.14 on FetLife right now, all that is makin me happy at the moment :')
Pros
>studying computer science
>just got an interview at a law firm (IT department)
>have hot girlfriend
>be smart
>play a variety of instruments
Cons
>never really apply myself so intelligence wasted
>friends all suck
>live with parents that are about to split
>closeted bi
>go on /b/
overall 7/10 I guess
>No job
>No gf
>In school
>Underage
>Friends are great
>Confidence 7/10
>Fuck around pretty often
>Life: 8/10 so far
>>684159712
7-8/10
>paused job to take care of my last exam
>gf swallows
>About to finish my education
>2 cars, a shit box and a new sports one
>ok friends but restricted socially at the moment
>good family relations
>fluctuating financially
>>684164443
Stop being a pussy and learn manuel. It's not that hard.
>>684163424
same
cats named luna confirmed gay
>>684164443
you are not a psychopath. you are just a stoic, rational male. I see some similarities between the 2 of us.
On topic: 10/10 I'm intelligent, good-looking, fit, confident. Also 10/10 because I meditate and choose to be content with my life at all times
Honestly? 2/10. I'm not exaggerating; my situation isn't too great right now.
>Fuck fake friends
>Fuck certain family members
>Cut them off
>Only see real friends once in a while
>In open relationship
>Traveling between Mexico and US
>Pretty self reliable emotionally
>Always see the negatives in the positives
>Mind doesn't reguster events as negative but rather as potential
>Fam still here
>Job incoming forsure
10/10
>1 semester left of school
>have a gf
>have a part time job
>have a car
>have friends but never see them
>6/10, 7/10 on a good day
>NEET for about 6 months
>poor
>dropped out of year A2
>no gf
>live with single mom
>dislike siblings
>anxiety
>great friends, but not enough of them
>kinda messed up from acid trip
>nihilistic
>want to be rich but i know ill just have an average job for the rest of my below average life
>nice cats
4/10 would be ok with not waking up tommorow
>>684165545
>underage
enjoy your ban
>>684159712
> $75k job (engineer)
> GF, but I don't know if I love her
> Master's degree in science
> No car, but would not want one anyway (live in the city)
> got no friends
> ..also got anxiety and light depression
3/10
>shit job
> great friends
> 6/10 gf but is down for anything, any time and anywhere
> plans coming up with friends
currently at a 7/10, besides my job I'm pretty happy.
>>684165709
tell me about your acid trip anon
>>684165829
work out and meditate
>>684159712
Kek so you telling me you have this chance to relax, something MANY people don't get and that's what makes you miserable?
>>684166335
is it still relaxing when youre relaxing all the time?
>6/10
>have two jobs that pay shit
>beater car that i constantly have to pay for
>shitty city which has literally the highest rates of cancer in canada
>lots of good friends
>have a couple better job prospects but not a ton of hope for either, not sure what to do with life
>24 yo
>have gf who used to be a little chubby but i found super hot
>gained a bunch of weight, still find attractive but it's harder now, main source of unhappiness tbh, not sure if because of society or my own thoughts though
>weirdest derealization lately starting to think something is up with my head/maybe a new form of my anxiety
the tf do you rate from -10?
>>684166047
coming right up anon
Job
Fiancee
Bachelors degree
New-ish car
Meh friends
Depression
Volunteer work for Red Cross
2/10
>>684165589
That's not the problem, we don't actually have a manual car anymore. My brother crashed it. Now we are considering selling the auto and buying a manual, but the auto is older than I am, there is no way we can get enough money out of it
>10/10 friends, got 2 groups; one for chilling one for gaming.
>great education, in uni for physics and applied mathematics
>smart
>7/10 looks
>literally no family problems
>part time job at a pharmacy
>8/10 qt3.14 gf
>no car
Life is amazing for me rn. 10/10
8/10
>no job
>student at college
>studies going kinda ok
>no driving license
>no gf
>fuck buddy
>got great friends
> kisless 18y/o virgin
> no job, gonna work during summer
> no car, bike gets me around
> family is all fucking retarded, gonna cut ties soon
> skipping uni cause no clue what I wanna do
> several good friends, dozens of meh friends
> no hobbies besides video games and drinking
> about 15kg overweight for my height
> smoking and drinking way too much
> 7/10 life's fun but gonna have to start slaving away for a living pretty soon so will drop to 4-6/10
>>684165259
I look forward to it
>sort of a job
>no gf
>in school
>no car
>no friends
>miserable as fuck
4/10
I have no idea how to make green txt but any ways
No job(I am studying medical treatment in university), really hot girlfriend(her ass and boobs are just perfect), I have car(VW golf), my friends are assholes. 7/10
>>684159712
>no gf
>no money
>just bought beat up old truck
>job is harder than shit, no respect
>have to attend rehab weekly because of pot in pee
>now I can't drink
>decent apartment
>annoying ass brother roommate
>one or two decent friends
6/10
>>684166047
>>684166047
its pretty blurry but i can remember some if u waited this long
>drop at midnight with a few others
>comeup is awesome, start feeling euphoric glow spread throughout my body from abs
>somehow get it into my head that nothing was real and i was in a dream
>am ok with this but feel very disconnected from everyone i know
>realise I am alien and can not fit in with humans
>focus on music because weirded out
>music begins speaking to me, awesome
>Pink Floyd music is orgasmic, such a huge feeling
>like the music was in my blood and every note
>yet another movie by PF comes on
>the minor tone and somewhat depressing nature and content of the lyrics takes me back to my childhood (it wasnt great)
>about my accidental conception
>guilt trip about my shit progress at school and my mom working hard for me despite leaving my dad and lying about why
>cant remember but more negative feelings
>get out of bad headspace because retard friend starts talking nonsense and we all crease up about it
>rest of night went pretty great aside from us constantly afraid of waking friends parents up (we were in his room)
>as dawn approaches realise I dont want trip to end and to go back to my shitty sober life
>breakdown for no reason
>leave at like 7am, go home still tripping, get into bad thought loops about my life and shit
Never really was the same after that. I really want to do acid again but the last time I did a low dose to test the waters I felt my problems would just start opening up and ruin me even worse than the first time.
okay
>no gf
>part-time job
>great university but slacking hard (rather pick up extra work or do fun shit)
>just got tinnitus, sucks so much. hard to deal
>amazingly great friends, 5 of them close as brothers to me
>couldn't ask for a better family
>lots of hobbies
>seriously though the tinnitus is bringing me the fuck down
5/10 atm, 7/10 before ear damage
atleast I'm not a faggot, but if I was that would be okay too
meh
>Couldn't do sports or things with my hands if my life depended on it.
>Phimosis. I have to use cream and shit often.
>One leg is longer than the other, so I limp around like a faggot
>High school. Parents are cool.
>Get above average grades. Not smart, just know how to bullshit my way around the system.
>we have a big apartment and all, but only because we're the only white people living in brussels's nigger-neighborhood.
>1 human I consider an actual friend.
>He does raves and stuff all the time at his brother's house.
>I go with him, he introduces me to people
>Get free alcohol, cigarettes and weed
>Not a virgin
>Never had an actual gf though
>Can't talk to girls if either me or them are sober.
>addicted to playing videogames
7.5/10
10/10
Studying law, trying xalisthenics, learning português, working at a firm, regularly going out with friends. Not much sex, but i dont mind.
If you live a -10/10 life reevaluate your life.
>good job
>2 bedroom apartment
>2 cars
>fiancé who is a freak in bed
>smart handsome 5 year old son
Im pretty damn happy
8/10
> 23
> live with parents
> don't have to work
> not obese
> dad keeps me regularly supplied with morphine and sometimes pot
> a bit of disposable income every now and then for vidiya
>have licence/truck
> live in rural area so rarely interact with strangers /meet new people
Would say 9/10
Because dying alone
>>684159712
>logistic guy
>no gf
>finish school
>2 car
>no friends
>7/10
>>684159712
7/10
The good shit
>good job
>my own boss
>12-18k a month (Youtube)
>Under 20yo
>My own house
>Have grills
>Have online social fame
>Not spoiled brad
>ISTP
>I get to do what i want when i want
The bad shit
>No real friends
>No real gf (hoes only wants ma' money)
>No time to go clubing or something
>No time to spend with family
>No time to do any other activity than being involve in online social media stuff
>Backpains
>Struggle to get fit and have time to do my job
>Depression
>ISTP
>People usually dont take me serious, the get too distracted by glamour.
>Cant have an opinion
>Cant enjoy myself
>Everyone just want to be my friend because of what i do but no because of who i really am.
>Stressed out every day
>Hustling every day
>Im so busy that even when im sad i have to make an schedule to be sad.
>Lost friends because of isolation
>Gain fake friends
So go on.
>>684159712
>no brain damage
>no health problem
10/10
stop being stupids
>self employed martial arts instructor
>beautiful Korean wife makes more money than me and never lets me cook
>4 awesome kids that will probably be taller than me
8/10 only downside is it only takes one raging fuckwit to butcher a good life.
>>684169377
Are you SoFlo Antonio?
>>684159712
>in college
>lots of friends
>comfortable with myself
>decent fast food job
>no gf
>virgin
>have an alright car
>obsessed with music
>no real life goals
7.5/10
>>684169377
Nobody makes 12-18k on youtube unless you're pewdiepie or something. It's impossible.
>>684159712
>no job
>single
>in school
>have a car
>i hate my friends and i want them to leave me alone
>i have a sickness where i will pass out if i run
>4.0 gpa
>lots of programs available for me
>pretty attractive
>family loves me
>7 cats, they love me all
>get great food everyday
i'm pretty happy with my life, despite all of the bad shit
>9/10
6/10
>no gf (kissless virgin).
>no job.
>will start college soon.
>few friends but good friends.
>Almost paranoid therefore always on defensive.
>Trying to get my driver license, knowing I don't have enough monies for a car.
Captcha: Select all the cars
4/10 desu
>>684169962
Pewdiepie makes millions most likely
>>684159712
>part time job as chef
>qt ginger gf of 3 years
>motorbike
>hunt occasionally
7/10
>>684169507
good contribution anon
>>684159712
My freshman year of high school ends on Thursday, I'm feeling pretty good about most of my finals. I just got my first girlfriend that I actually like and is actually hot, I did my first live performance a week or two ago (I play the drum set) and I'm starting a band with a few friends, which is something I've wanted to do for a long time. A different group of friends has introduced me to weed and it's really fucking fun, looking forward to doing that over the summer. Also, I'm planning on getting a job and buying some nice ass cymbals and drums and weed. However, I feel like I realized a bit too late that I'll never be able to truly relax like a teenager again if I get a job over the summer, and while people enjoy my company and my jokes, no one really respects me when I try to be serious. I'm not very intimidating at 110 pounds, but I'm working on changing that, so I'd put my life at a solid 8.5/10.
>>684170484
forgot to add
>22
>>684168183
10+/10 Wish I had a life like you anon
>>684168221
6/10
>>684168405
6/10
>>684168691
3/10
>>684168896
5/10 6 when you'll get out of rehab
>>684168930
6/10 there are treatments for tinnitus. It might not cure it, but it can make it more bearable.
>>684168999
7/10...that actually sounds like an interesting life. Plus you're still young man.
>>684169090
9/10
>>684169228
6/10, but if you enjoy it that's cool.
>>684169297
6/10
>>684170612
great anon, I like you
>no job, got layed off
>going through the process to become a cop
>casually dating qt
>stupid amounts of money from Employment Insurance
>spend all day playing vidya or volunteering
>spend all night getting drunk and fucking qt
Overall, about 7/10. Not the best I've been, but I'm getting there. Feel shitty about suckling the government's teet though
>>684169377
>too distracted by glamour
I hope you have at least a decent youtube channel and it's not filled with cancerous lets plays or minecraft songs
>>684170861
Yes, I enjoy being constantly high
>repetitive minimum wage job but good co-workers
>shackled to house by bedridden grandmother but she doesn't ask for rent
>ugly and overweight but no physical or mental defects
6/10
>Absolute recluse
>never ever talk to anyone
>contacts list is empty except for my mother
>she doesn't answer when I call
>In fact, I don't even know where she is anymore
>>she could be dead for all I know.
>try to make music to keep myself sane
>fail miserably, make cringy, terrible """music"""
>no pets, not allowed to have them
>>in fact I had to give away my guinea pigs when I moved into the apartment I live in now
>it's a tiny, tiny studio apartment
>>I think it's literally a closet. I have to put my bed back into the wall to use the toilet
>>>the walls are so thin I can actually hear my neighbors farts
>can't afford asthma meds
>>but that's OK because I live in Phoenix, the dustiest fuckin' place in the US
>getting frequent heart palpitations
>a tooth fell out last week
>can't afford internet; freeloading off of a McDonalds across the street
>the only "food" I have is ramen and crackers
>very close to getting evicted.
1/10
kill me fam
>>684171283
hope it gets better for you anon
Job
No friends
No gf
Currently at bar
Fat
Everyday thinking of regrets
No car
Always dreaming, but not much action
College not finished yet, and not doing much about it
And self-loathing
Believe to be healthy (not any really bad med test results)
26 (and still virgin, fuck)
Don't know, 3/10 (only cause luck is often good)
>>684169962
Is that what you think? HAHA! So naive...
I have 120-150k views per video. I upload 5 videos per day.
3 of them are 10 min lenght.
The rest are 30-40min (Series ) The longer the video, the better the ad revenue you'll get. Thats how youtube works now.
So, 120 x 5 = 600k x 7 = 4.2 million views. x 4 weeks = 16.5 million views.
Like i said, the longer the videos the better paid you'll get. E.g, 1k of views from a 10min video will get me $1-3 but 1k of views from a 40 min video will get me $7-10
Plus, i have sponsors on my channel like ElGatoGaming, CURSE, G2A and local PC companies. All of them put on my table 3k every month. Like, youtube is a very easy thing to do if you want money but also very time consuming.
>no job
>studying something I mostly enjoy but the degree is not that good. I left a great university for this
>no gf, in fact a kissless virgin but I don't care much
>no friends, literally 0 communication for the past 3 years, except internet
>depression is slowly getting worse, same as physical health
>starting to feel that life is truly meaningless
3/10
Enjoy your lives anons, I once had a great life, but I was just a kid then anyway. Everything I am right now is a completely different person. Strange how life works, huh?
>>684163424
>>684165592
my aunt had a fucking cat named luna too, i fucking hate that cat
>>684164443
>Psychopath
>Empathy
Psychopath's have responses to certain situations as muscle memory. Just previous behaviour they've used/seen. You're just an edgy faggot who's about to get raped by the world
Guys, wtf is a sharepoint? Does anybody even uses it for websites?
>>684159712
>got a degree.
>high paying job but constantly frustrating.
>moved to europe, have no real friends here.
>no gf, haven't been laid in months.
>tired all the time, no motivation besides work.
>no car.
I would say 6 / 10
>18 years old
>grew up poor with crazy, abusive overprotected father
>in and out of trailers with bugs all my life
>mother was murdered
>still living with poor father in dirty house
>chubby with no self esteem
>no licence
>senior in high school
>social anxiety
>terrible grades
>not that many friends, can't make connections.
5/10 feels badman
>>684171899
Know what you mean, kinda makes you think how when little you often said "my room is a mess" but now as an adult you say "my life is a mess"
But try not to dwell to much in past cause you will only find more things you "miss"
Fuck life, make it your bitch
>job
>good student
>no gf (but have some girls i can hit up)
>decently in shape
>cool friends
>have a car
7/10
>19
>no job
>failed out of college
>no gf
>no friends in the area
>no motivation
>anxious and depressed as fuck
solid 4/10
>>684161031
This, except one OK car
>>684159712
>undergrad meche
> three internships in three fields with the last one being god tier
>Hr+ long commute to work plus 40 hr week
>addicted to Xanax
>as a result I'm sleepy when I take it and irritated when i don't
>too tired on Fridays to go out cause I work out every single day
>on Saturday I go out
>Sunday I do my school hw which I also drive an hr too
> officially feel the wage cuck meme
3/10
>27 years old
>no job
>no friends (I'm sorrounded by fucking normies)
>my best friend was my cat that died 1 year ago
>have car
>dead mother
>egocentric father and brother
>depressed and angry at this fucking world
>too much of a coward to kill myself
>>684165032
Same
>>684170861
>rate your own life
>rate the rate
You probaly is 2/10
>Have a decent job
>sweet car
>bachelor's degree
>never wanted a relationship, too much drama
>Teach with some of my free time as well
>A good friend group, could be better
>8/10 room for improvement but I feel good about it.
>>684171745
you say its easy, then how does anyone get their 10 views per video content out from the billion other unoriginal fags with their 10 views per video without paying stupid amounts of money for bots
>>684174867
get another cat anon
>>684175977
DO FUCKING ENTERTAINING SHAREABLE CONTENT.
DO NOT TRY TO COME UP WITH THE GREATEST AND ORIGINAL IDEA OF ALL THE TIMES! JUST ANALIZE THE FUCKING MARKET, SEE WHAT FAGGOTS WANNA WATCH AND THE SUPPLY AND DEMAND! BECAUSE THATS HOW YOUTUBE WORKS!
SUPPLY AND FUCKING DEMAND!
ANALIZE THE REASON WHY THE BIGGEST BITCHES ARE GETTIN THE BIGGEST VIEWS THEN COPY THEIR FUCKING STYLE BUT IMPROVE IT BY FINDING THE FLAWS OF THEM.
YOU KILL COMPETENCE BY DOING A BETTER PRODUCT OF WHAT THEY HAVE AND THEN STAR USING FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA TO PROMOTE YOUR FUCKING SHIT. BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS THAT "SELF PROMOTION IS A BAD THING" YET THEY WANNA BE SEIING BUT HOW THE FUCK WILL SOMEONE COULD DISCOVER YOUR FUCKING SHIT IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO EXPOSE YOURSELF TO THE WORLD.
DO THAT, UNDERSTAND THE MARKET AND THAT THE WAY YOU POST ON FACEBOOK IS NO THE WAY YOU POST ON INSTAGRAM OR TWITTER. UNDERSTAND CONTEXT AND ORGANIC BEHAVIOR.
>just quit my job
>enough savings for around three months
>moving to the states from Canada
>no license will have it in three weeks
>recently single
>smoke way too much
>allegedly good looking
>don't enjoy the company of humans all that much few really close friends
>7/10
>>684176776
I prolly get more views and likes then you ever will
> no friends
> 10/10
>>684176776
Caps lock is cruise control for cool, anon
>>684159712
7/10
>car but not nice (Im just 18)
>no gf but 3 girls that see me and dont care i see others
>good school
>>684159712
10/10 cos it's my life
Solid 9/10
>career: civil engineer
>engaged to 8.5/10
>she just landed full time job
>bought a house last october
>be 24 years old
Think I'm in a pretty good place
>>684159712
>no Job
> no gf
>a handful of friends
>more fuck friends
>not in school
>no car
>heavy debt
>live with parents or at fuck fried`s
>broken leg
>go rounds with my self
5/10
6.5/10
The good:
>29
>Steady Job that I enjoy, £55k and rising steadily
>Getting married this year to the woman I love
The bad:
>Still smoking
>Relatively bad credit
>Find it incredibly difficult to maintain friendships.
The good is good, but is offset to give my life an overall "meh".
>>684159712
>Ex is now a paramedic and is getting married to a better looking man who is also a paramedic
>Other ex is going to be a doctor and is currently in med school in Florida.
> 30 lbs overweight
> Alone
>Shitty security guard job
> apartment is a mess
I don't like myself right now
8.5/10
>Make about $70k a year mostly working from home doing work I mostly like
>Masters Degree
>Good qt GF
>BMW & Truck. I love my car
>In the best shape of my life, dedicated to gym
>Quite a few friends, active social life
>Debt free, about $70k saved
The bad:
>31 years old, feeling like im racing against a clock
>Really hard to buy a house in LA. Trying to save $200k for down payment
>Still feel kinda poor even though gf and I make $130k combined.
>I'm pretty shallow. Wish I had a group of good looking cool friends to go on vacations with and go out on the town with. A lot of my friends are pretty nerdy
>Feels like my best friends from high school are losing touch.
>Still feel like I want to be cool even though im 31 now.
>>684159712
Honestly 10/10
>>684159712
>Decent paying but dead end job, im okay with it because im 20
>Heading into uni
>Loving GF
>Good friends
>Healthy
>Good relationship with family
>Slight addiction to amphetamines, only going to get worse
I'd rate my life a solid 7.5/10 maybe
>have a job
>no gf
>dead mom
>7" dick
>alive
>a truck
8/10
ehhh, pretty difficult.
the majority of my life until now was consistently a solid 8-9/10
(awesome childhood and teenage years)
now:
>army (has its ups and downs... mostly downs)
>recently divorced (+1 in score)
>have a nice car
>hate my job
>hate the state I live in with a passion
>sick and tired of waking up at 4 in the morning every day
6/10
>>684181223
amphetamine addiction will definitely get worse if you don't educate yourself.
hope you're doing research.
if you're overly tolerant of your amphs, don't just take a shit ton to keep chasing the euphoria. you'll just skyrocket your tolerance and end up with psychosis. feels bad man
>>684172728
Pretty much what this guy said, mind those edges sonny
>>684159712
0.5 only because i am still breathing somehow but soon i will too lazy to do even that
In my 20s
> Awesome job, clear career path
> moderate gym rat, 5 days a week
> tons of disposable income
> scammed chicks, lots of sex
> lots of friends, hang out all the time
> 8 / 10
Now
> all my bosses were fired and replaced by idiots
> got married, no sex
> had a kid, no money
> can't make it to the gym, now I'm fat
> barely see most friends
> 4 / 10
Don't get married.
>4/10
>got into a car accident 3 years ago
>have a brain injury- memories just randomly pop in
>lost my "friends"
>i can't walk
>>684183248
Also, QQ inb4
>20
>lives in a corrupted country not 3rd world tho
>have a cute bf LDR tho
>no job
>poor parents
>hungry all the time cs no food
>accounting degree
>cant find a job cs country sucks
>healthy (just cholesterol but not my fault)
>i think im depressed but not very sure, death and similar stuff are in my mind all the time
>good shaped ppl saying im cute
3/10
How to start a new life?
>>684159712
>have a job but taking the summer off and I can com back whenever
>no gf but a pretty decent social life
>nice car
>I don't have friends I have brothers
>8.5/10
>no gf but 9/10 fuck buddy
>film school
>workstudy so i have a lil money
>family is proud
>uncle is one of my proffesors
>lotto weed and ritalin
9/10
>No job
>No girlfriend
>No friends
>No car
>No money
>No shits given
10/10
Check em'
>18
>living with my parents
>no jobs
>no school
>no gf
>virgin
>junkie
>good friends
3.5/10
> $300k income
> Love what do so much I do it at home for fun
> Wife is into swinging, likes getting me girls
> Just diagnosed with diabetes
> House half paid off
> One kid has a bit of add, other is adorable
> Wife's business is failing, have had to prop it up.
9/10
>>684165073
yo in mke?
>10/10 Gf
>No job
>No School
>Need money from the country
>Use it all on drugs/alcohol and cigarettes
>No life
>Alcoholic
>Awesome friends
>10/10
>>684159712
>no job
>last year of college, might not pass my final exam to get my degree cuz i didnt study, and if i don't my life ends
>no car/license
>living with my mother because they broke up when i was 6, can't wait to move alone after i finish college
>girlfriend is my fucking soulmate. No human being has made me feel more loved than she ever did.
>no friends to go out with.
>i hate myself mostly because i tell white lies for no reason and i am not confident enough
i'd rate it 7/10. Others had it worse, and it's on me to make my life better. This year is very important to me. Can't wait to be on my own. Life has shown me that after every storm the sun shines again, so i'm feeling optimistic
6/10
>18, highschool
>great gpa
>Accepted into Citadel, a military academy
>Involved in JROTC since freshman year
>Physically fit
>Do a ton of volunteer work
>In some clubs
Downside
>Basically no knowledge on cars
>no interest in sports
>people make fun of me for being ginger
>Dark sense of humor
>No really close friends since i stay neutral in all of their drama and don't get involved with that
>Not much family, just my parents and grandparents on my mother's side
>>684161114
I like your POV.
>25
>no bf
>no job
>no inheritance of any kind
>no schooling
>family is good, we will always be there for each other
i am stil lluckier than most people alive at this moment
6/10
>shitty unreliable job
>gf
>final year of college
>own car
>have no friends lol
>5/10
>part time job
>decent savings
>currently at university
>friends are pretty damn sweet
>regularly go to festivals together
>severe psychotic & meds turn me into a zombie
>either zombie or risk psych breakdown
7/10
>in colleger
>few friends
>parents somewhat wealthy
>never had a gf
>horrible with girls
7/10
>awesome career that I just started
>single
>decent car, my parents bought it for me as a gift for graduating
>small group of friends that I'm happy with
>8/10
>>684162666
Not being able to save 15 k nok in norway living with your parents? Trash?
Also where in norway?
>>684159712
>no job
>no gf
>but really easy to get into pants of anyone
>I look alright
>going to a university
>having issues with friends
>forgotten to be put into group chat
>never invited out
>everyone loves me though
>on 4chan
I guess a 6/10
>smart
>gf
>going to college in fall
>nice car
>skinny
>only 5'10"
8/10
>>684185175
What career?
>>684162666
You sound autistic kid.
>>684165187
>national military obligations
where the fuck do you live
>>684185649
Military police officer. I never expected it because a lot of people did doubt me. I even doubted myself a bit at first.
>summer job
>2 degrees
>ok car
>no gf
>not completly broke
>overweight
>very little friends
6/10, could be worse
I would say 2/10 but im rich so 7/10
>good job but it was better before
>no gf but I have a girl who is my friend and we fuck, plus I fuck other girls from time to time
>not studying something else, I do want that
>own an awesome truck
>my friends are pretty cool
>half of my family is a shitty mess and the other half is far away
>probable virulent std
>I don't care for my loved ones as I should so they slowly get distant from me
>good looking, intelligent, white in a brown country
it's probably an 8/10 for me
>>684185861
Are you a girl?
>>684165689
Are you a drug runner for the mexican cartel?
>>684160590
you sound more like a -1, get your shit together
>>684186170
I guess I'll answer that since you asked. Yes I am. Why?
>>684184505
What are you going to do when your family members die?
>>684186420
I just know sometimes girls get shit when they go into jobs like that. Can I see your tits?
>>684186283
I'm a hitman for the cartel and I'm also a part time pimp
>>684164443
Are you describing Dexter Morgan straight outta the book bro ?
>>684159712
>27
>No friends
>Forever alone
>Fuck up in community college when i was younger
>Found the drive to go back and fix it, went back and went 3 out of 4 semesters on deans list
>Decided to pursue BoA in Computer Science in actual university
>Tried to transfer in credits, bad credits from when i was a fuck up transferred in, none of the past 2 years did
>Wasted 2 years of my life, $7000
>Tanked my GPA transferring in
>Cant get internships because cumulative is shit, despite all my hard work
>Working at Lowes for the summer, waiting for next year.
I'd go... 5/10.
The worst part is, it won't get better. It literally can only get worse.
-1.. Wish I was kidding.
>>684187387
Why do you say that?
10/10
I am mentally free
>>684186863
>tries to start a conversation
>ends it with "can I see your tits"
> ok job 19 hours but usaly get more shifts
> got a car from sister free just paid rego and im 2 weeks away from my p plates
>no gf but got a good fleshlight
>not in school but might go back
>friends are good but they get stoned to much so we only play games and chill
>fat but lost 20kg since nov 2014
>had cancer 4 years ago and had my left latteral thigh muscle removed
>makes exercise hard i get alot of knee and back pain because of leg
>vape weed every night for pain
> 6 / 10 now but like 7 or 8 on a good day
Ya'll a bunch of fucking niggers
Taylor Jade of Las Vegas is telling ya'll to fuck right off
>>684159712
>alcoholic
>apparently 8/10 looks, don't believe
>shit-tier self-esteem
>dad fucked off age 6
>sexually abused as a kid
>come from rich family
>good with money
>university dropout
>had sex a lot in high school
>haven't had sex in three years
>23 now
>Great job
>No friends
>I'm just a cold fucker who won't open up
>3/10
it'd be a zero if it weren't for the job/financial part. Just waiting for my liver to explode finally.
>>684186863
"Officer, may I see your tits please?"
>live in 3rd. world shithole
>no car
>no gf
>have a house to move when parents get sick of me
>no fucking idea of what to do in my future
>enough savings to live jobless for about 4 months(by myself)
>never done any drugs
>I´m decent looking at best
>Sociopath
I´d say 6/10 cuz no drugs
>>684187728
sauce?
>>684188159
How do you know you're a sociopath?
>>684159712
>no job
>no gf
>not in any school
>no car
>but my friends are pretty cool
Got a few Guitars though, so
>6/10
Awesome, this week my company unveiled the hyperloop. We're in for some amazing future times gentlemen.
>Works as a burger flipper
>No gf
>No higher education
>No car or driver license
>Lives with parents
>Most friends have moved away for educations
>Remotely fat and ugly, kissless virgin
>Depression
3/10 but I'll manage
>>684188330
became self-conscious recently also ex gf broke with me because of it
>>684160013
lol
>7/10
Just need a gf and I'll be good.
6/10
>good job 60k, but constantly feel like the bubble's gonna burst and I'll be fucked
>good woman in my life, my sex drive is shit though. Feelsbadman.exe
>33, could pass for 25, but feeling youth has left me the past year or so
>nice house and car, but feel like a stranger amongst these asshole neighbors of mine
>no friends anymore...they moved away, fell out of contact, or died
>decent family
>>684159712
10/10 I m alive and capable of imagining good life.
7/10
>no car
>shitty job
>trap
>pretty passable
>few friends
>sex is nice
>>684188643
Show feminine penis
>no gf but have being seeing this girl for a while
>no job
>full time education
>£35 in the bank
>great friends
>closet bi
8/10 that girl really perked me up a bit
Have to dig for sauce on Taylor Jade - bitch was the best hooker I've used in my 17+ years of living in Las Vegas
>>684188633
Good:
>have decent job as a programmer earning double than avergae in my country
>have gf (almost 2 years relationship)
>have old car '05 but still works
>still healthy and somewhat young ( lower than 30)
>fit but not doing so much sport
>not many friends but very close
Bad:
>not satisfied with my life because being perfectionist and hate it if i don't succeed in what i plan. I still see my life pretty averge and sometime pointless. We just do what we do just in order to not face reality: we have no "greater purpose" just a great machine that produces the illusion of life
>wife
>daughter
>job
>skills
>car
>only make $10/hr because theres not a lot of construction and I'm not certified to do service calls
>working on said cert
>live with mom because of that
5/10
Got a lot to be happy about but living with my mom brings me down big time.
>>684189121
Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2
10/10
>good looking
>sociopath
>100k a year
>don't give a fuck about you, lame ass bitch.
Tight cunt
>no freinds
>no car
>no money
>shit job
>not in school
1/10 i wanna respawn
>shitty job that doesn't give enough hours
>working on getting new job/second job
>car that is nice but has some expensive issues to fix
>have qt 3.14 gf who doesn't cheat on me
>not in school but saving money to go to travel with gf when she finishes school next year
>don't really watch health or what I eat
>regular sex
>a bit chubby, but not anywhere near landwhale
>a bit awkward
>shy at first so I seem like the school shooter type until I open up
>listen to good music
>always down to try anything once (except meth, crack, or heroin; fuck those guys)
>grew up in NW Pennsylvania
>right after graduating HS moved 700 miles away
>have bouts of depression, sometimes bad, sometimes notsobad
>struggle with shitty general anxiety because of stupid shit from teenage years but working on getting past it
So, overall, I'd say a solid 7/10
>be me
>complete fucking weeb
>haven't left the house for two weeks
>haven't left my room in 16 hours
>dehydrated as fuck
>dad won't fucking look at me anymore because i wear thigh high socks and makeup
>caught me fingering my ass in the bathroom once
>didn't even respond just looked super disappointed
>mom is an alcoholic
>only child
>heard parents talking once about why they only had one kid
>I snuck downstairs to sneak into the fridge
>mfw the reason was because I'm an aspie pain in their ass
>>684189322
Kill yourself and see if it works. Worst thing that can happen is you respawn as a nigger.
>>684159712
>job
>car
>house
>no gf
>kickass lawnmower tho makes every Saturday worth it
Solid 7/10
>>684189322
Loop
>>684189322
Don't take a respawn, just take a re-load. Fuck I wanna re-load so bad.
>>684159712
>work in E-Commerce
>flew my ex out for a week just to fuck
>college grad
>car paid off
>27
>make 100k per year
>9/10
>shift manager at shitty fast food, 11.25/hr
>awesome bf
>have a truck but it's running down, need a new car
>some school, haven't gone in a year though I want to go back
>24 yrs old, need better career with benefits as they run out in 2 years
>have a dog and a cat and a pretty sweet family
>do blow 2-3 x a week
>had friends, circle got smaller and smaller, now its work friends and my bf and maybe 2 other people. Don't hang out very often
>not depressed but not happiest person, kinda lack interest in anything
>chubby but not disgusting
Overall, I'd say 7.5/10. I have one of those "always more" personalities. I don't like to settle or fall into routine it makes me anxious.
> lost my job because of medical reasons
> cripple
> fat
> shit tons of medical debt
> anxiety
> depression
> identity theft
> one friend
> in college
> owns car at least
>below poverty line
2/10
>>684189883
found the amerifat
> job I like
> gf but she's not great but something
> borrowing a car now my truck died
> live with my mom
> cool friends
> no interest in things and I have no idea what I want it life
7/10
One of a kind creative job
Bad pay
6/10 Gf wants my babies and makes bank
Car is falling apart
Have classic bike made in same shop as 96 olympic team bikes
Stopped smoking weed 6 months ago
Wants to know what that thing is sitting in that chair ?
"Booty booty booty rockin everywhere"
>25
>have a cool job but don't get paid enough
>cool boss
>1 friend
>smoke shisha
>live at home
>rent free, just pay half of the bills
>own car
>no gf
>Live in a comfy country
6/10
>>684159712
>lost job due to illness
>on government pension that isn't enough to live on
>about to return to full time med school after taking a year off bc illness
>probs gonna drop out eventually
>almost no friends
>suicidal all the time
>partner is cool tho
>2/10 would not recommend life
>>684159712
Last week? I was a 8/10.
Today? I'm a 2/10.
I got fired because my work is full of foreigners and the boss wanted her daughter to have a job (mine). My girlfriend left me because I lost my job and despite working 50+ hours a week I'm "lazy". My landlord is raising my already high rent which I could barely pay for WHEN I had my job. I can't move back in with my parents because UH-UH they're getting a divorce. Can't turn to my friends either because I haven't got a LOT of close friends who would let me stay with them, my best friend would but oh wait he killed herself two days ago.
Fucking kill me /b/
>>684189974
>>684189883
Samefag
>>684164564
>injured neet addicted to cigs
fix your life bro
>>684190264
better luck next time nigger
>>684162666
>18
lol nice try 12yo
>>684190422
Way to take the bait
>>684163140
why are your friends so little?
>>684190208
jesus christ....im sorry anon
>>684190208
Fuck.
>>684165032
holla
>Decent job
> 2 hoes
> in college
> no debt whatsoever
> Small but great group of friends
10/10
>>684159712
>no job, about to finish last year of college. Hope to fuck i pass the exams
>Long distance GF
>Like i said i'm in college
>no car
>still live with parents even though im twenty fucking two. cant really buy a place till i finish college
>my friends are pretty legit too
so i guess im like what a 6/10 ?
still have a house, still have a future i guess
>26
>graduated college debt free due to academic scholarship
>work in CPG manufacturing, 85k a year but 70+ hr weeks in shit-tier location
>just quit my job yesterday, got a scholarship to go back to graduate school for free
>drive BMW
Solid 9/10 right now ready to go back to school and get out of a factory
>manufacturing jobs in the US blow donkey cock tbh
>>684164950
which uni?
>>684165595
tips le fedora
>>684190208
idea. sell EVERYTHING buy one way ticket to a developing country of your choice.
>profit??
>>684172728
this.
>me, 20
>35k a year
>have car
>have hot gf
>have own place
>8" dick
I rate my life 9/10, life is cool so far
>just finished up second Ivy League degree
>gf who loves me but whose life is moving different directions. We'll prob split up at some point down the line.
>going to a 6 figure job in NYC, but with awful hours
>really just want to drop everything and go see the world, and pick my life back up later
7/10
>>684159712
>but my friends are pretty cool
cool friends will help hook you up with:
job
gf
school
transpo
your fault is that you are a shitty judge of friends.
>18
>kissless virgin
>no job, never had a job
>going to community college cause barely graduated high school
>no car, dunno how to drive
>only 1 close friend that works all the time
3/10
>>684190895
i am a version of you
>have job, in college program i really like
>no gf
>no car
>live with parents and 21 y.o
>solid friends
ya like 5-6/10
>be me 25
> no job or car
>can't work because heavy anxiety and depression and ptsd
>no gf but can get so many chicks and don't know why but don't care
>family and friends that love me
>4/10
>>684190208
Blame the jews annon
>>684191370
most of those are things that can be fixed anon
>>684159712
>girlfriend
>good university
>own a car
>have a good family
>good friends
>good health
>no money
>can have many girls any time
maybe 8/10
>>684191588
>also alcoholic and partially drug addicted because of said problems
>>684190208
I don't wish to piss on your chips any further, but this doesn't make sense to me. Can't you bring a legal case against your boss? I really don't think you can be fired without warning. Seems to me if he/she was going to fire someone unfairly they'd fire one of those foreigners rather than you. Your parents won't take you in because they're getting divorced? They surely still live somewhere though. Can't one of them at least help you out? As as for the girlfriend, sounds like you dodged a bullet there. I'd be happy if I were you. Finally, the best friend, well..
>he killed herself
I'm calling bullshit.
>>684159712
>engineering internship
>no gf (none like me enough)
>no car
>no true friends
>barely getting by
3/10 I think about suicide daily but cant bring myself to do it and will not most likely
>>684191633
Yeah, will learn to drive during the summer and if I do good in CC I can transfer to a university. Will need to get a job whether I like it or not anyway. My social problems (why only 1 friend, kissless virgin) will be harder to fix.
Lol I wish I was a sociopath sometimes. I have too much of a heart for the weak though. Those underhanded and competitive I go after like a shark on blood. Sometimes I win and sometimes I lose. They just bring out the beast in me.
>>684192060
at least you know it. that's good. driving isn't really that hard at all, just don't be a fuckin panzy about it.
>Good enough job
>gf but she's married (husband knows, basically like leasing pussy)
>have a car
>no good friends
>4/10
>>684190208
porn industry
>19 male and gay
>dropped out at 14 cause depression
>no job
>live with parents
>have drivers license and a car but for the last 5 years i just left my house like 10 times
> 0 friends
>nothing gives me pleasure
only things going for me is my dog and a good pc for playing games but thats it
1/10
>>684191906
>Trying this hard to be edgy
>skinny as fuck
>no gf
>few friends from high school
>shit part-time job
>trying to become pro wrestler
>can't gain enough weight to turn into muscle
>dunno what to do
4/10
>>684192445
creatine and heavy weights
>>684192095
i love fucking people over like you...
>>684192445
Roids all the way
>>684192575
The feeling is mutual!
>no job
>fucked up college, dropping out
>no gf although not virgin at least
>good friends
>supportive family
>tried to kill myself a couple of times in the last few months (admittedly could have tried harder)
still hope 3/10
>I'm young
>fairly healthy
>average looks at best
>Finishing school in 2017
>shitty car
>decent amount of cash in the bank but 60K in debt so what's it matter
>don't care for my friends anymore
>no girlfriend
>haven't had sex in 4 years and only have had sex twice in my life
>seems like I'm not as bright as my peers
>family is pretty cool I guess
>no future plans
>no ambition or dreams
>I'm bored most of the time
5/10 it's not an amazing life... But it's something I guess
>lanky
>have gf but distance dating, 8/10
>vidya is life
>no job
>cool friends
>pot every now and then
>anxiety issues
All in all a solid 7/10
>>684192842
how's roleplaying on 4chan?
>>684192929
Holy shit, exactly me except I'm a virgin (I'm ugly and I refuse to lower my standards, is all)
>18
>Got a job that pays about $21,000 annually
>Kinda sucks, but its okay
>Medical student as well
>All free
>Getting an associates degree within 1 year
>Have gf
>Jodie might be fucking her, but that's always a possibility
Being in the Army isn't too bad
>>684159712
same here anon
>no job
>no gf
>not in any school
>no car
>but my friends are pretty cool
-10/10
>>684193046
Hahahah, if that makes you feel better about someone like me then go ahead, delude yourself.
I just got a scumbag from work fired last week. Knew he was going through my bag and let him keep doing it. Secretly filmed him taking stuff out of it for weeks. Dude got fired and has a few felonies already and he's probably going back to prison.
>>684192030
I'm with you anon, don't like my life for the most part but don't want to die either, there are just a lot of things I'll basically always be able to do that I want to keep doing: fap, vidya, good movies
it's not much but when I'm this low it actually keeps me going
plus whenever I've tried to kill myself I chicken out, most methods hurt too much and I don't have access to guns cuz eurofag
>>684159712
>love my job, $90k/yr
>daughter
>house
>wife that is an alcohol
>decent car
>few friends outside of work
>minimal social life
>5/10 due to the wife situation
>no friends
>no GF
>Friends think i'm gay
>I'm pretty sure I don't even have friends
>Live with parents
>Spend time inside all day
>Used to workout but lazy now
>No money for gym either so just simple home workouts
5/10 Life's not that bad
>>684193713
party onward roleplayer
>24, 7/10 looks with antisocial behavior
>good job with good company
>job should be helping mankind go into space but instead forces us to trash or lock away things that could do that
>instead do newish shitty stuff to slowly grow market for fear of scifi level expansion
>literally 0 friend in rl, just guys from online community i play shit with
>no gf
>no student debt
>possible transfer to japan
id say 5/10. got good job with good pay and am financially set but social life is dead and honestly kinda hate that i know how my job will continue unless something radical happens
20 y/o Male, avarege looking
No gf
No friends
No car
No job
Still live with parents
Best college in my country
High IQ
My life is a 3/10.
>>684194313
How high?
>>684194559
My IQ is almost 150
>20
>think im doing well in most aspects of life
>except social life
>kissless virgin
>rekt by acne scars
>5'3" mexican-american, latinas are too crazy for me and white girls don't like me
>why live
>>684194814
why are you on /b/
>>684194107
Believe what you want, but I bet that you are the faker, which is the utmost pathetic. If you aren't, just know that there are people who hate the morally bankrupt and the cruel AND know how to effectively deal with it. People like you sow their own demise.
>>684194821
such a minor problem man, look at the guys on here with no job and little prospect of getting one, you're in a settled position from which you can clean up and learn some confidence, then you'll find someone, good way to get confidence is just to find anyone who's attracted to you so hit up some dating sites and talk to some ugly chicks
>>684194814
Lol, damn. I thought I was doing alright at 123.
Go change the world. You have a gift. Depression destroys intelligence, unless you are just being objective and not actually depressed of course.
>>684195107
126 here, suck it.
>>684194836
Loneliness, i don't have any friends at all and 4chan is kinda funny sometimes.
>>684195252
Congratulations. I tested at 136 twice when I was younger, but I got pwned by drugs.
My genes will create superior children to yours.
>>684195107
I'm working on the pascal triangle right now, worthless research indeed but, i'm bored.
>>684195437
Fair dude, but you still gotta mosey on down there and suck on these.
>>684161114
You are not just a retard. You are a shittard. You stink and you are an autist.
Straight 5/7
>>684193306
Shit sucks bro
>18, Male, socially adept
>work at a hardware store and have plenty of good coworkers and good pay
>Job is basically a paid workout
>Manager is 27 hottie and is super in to me
>Live at home and attend community college
>A few friends at college, 1 good friend from HS, a few friends from work
>qt3.14 gf, a year my junior. Big tits, cute smile, great personality
>No debt in student loans or credit card debt
>Transfer to uni next fall and move into my own apt
>Live with gf in uni
I'd say my life is pretty good. I learned what to do and what not to do from my siblings (I'm the last of 5). Plus the midwest is cheap af
>8/10
>>684195069
Yeah I guess I'm pretty insecure about my looks, which is pretty much just it. Was bulled in high school because of it and was picked on for my small size (there wasn't any guy in there who was as small as me, even freshmen were half a foot taller than me).
I guess I could try online dating, maybe just to lose my virginity to some ugly chick, but I can't be in a relationship with someone I'm not attracted to (which is pretty hypocritical of me since I'm ugly myself and want some qt3.14 girl)
A generous 8 cuz I know my problems aren't really problems.
>consistently stoned
>finally acquired GED after many years of humping doorknobs
>couple solid humans who are sacred to me
>hella leisure traveling to do this year
This world is going to shit and I can feel the impending doom each and every day so I'm not going to be too serious about it
>>68415971
>no job
>no gf
>no car
You give your life 6/10? Mfw I would kill myself.
I browse /b/, doesn't that say it all?
0/10 for sure.
>>684159712
>No Job
>Not even hight school education
>No friends
>Debilitating social anxiety
>Morbidly Obese
>Crippling depression
>Probable Alcoholism
>Sitting on a toilet
>Shitting out both actual shit and shit posts
>Solid 6/10 honestly, I'm content
>Loving off of my mum and sister
>Never have to pay for anything
>>684195437
your kids will be deformed
>>684196596
It won't go like that forever and when it all ends you'll be fucked...
>>684195552
Nah. I'll outdo you financially in the end, and already am, as I come from money and am sitting in a house on a lake with a jet ski, a pontoon and two speed boats. You think I'm lying, but the thing is, I'm not.
All I really care about is money, and I'm already outdoing you in that regard. In addition, I'm setting myself up to substantially increase my family's fortune. You won't even be able to say I didn't earn it, and I already have you beat with the only standards I value.
Have fun being upper middle at most surrounded by retards, thoroughly unhappy. Even if you have me beat by a few IQs, your legacy will pale in comparison, and I guarantee I am more ambitious, enterprising, and driven than you (I come from a loooong line of people that are), which I value more than a few IQs. Faggot.
>>684196195
eventually everyone finds someone that matches their level whom they're attracted to
lose your virginity first and it'll be less of a big deal when you find someone you actually care about, but make sure you at least like the ugly bitch you lose it to and that she's not crazy
>>684159712
>single parent
>engaged
>unemployed
>no car
>friends are all over the world. No friends here but my bf
>depressed
>4/10
>>684196787
Hey I was just fucking with you man, sounds like you have a sweet life though. I'm definitely jealous, mine is shit right now.
>mfw only reason my life is 4/10 is cause tfw never had gf
>>684195507
Life must be really boring for you in general.
>>684197060
Everyrhing I said was a lie. My life is shit too... hug me
> Disabled
> Waiting for approval for disability
> Most don't get it first time through
> No job cause can't work
> Keep getting taken to court for child support
> Bench warrant for me fight now
> Job interview tomorrow
> My luck, I'll get the job, get arrested, then lose said job because I got arrested for not having a job
> I do have an amazing gf though
I'd say 4/10, 1/10 if it wasn't for gf. But that's only a fraction of the bad drama in my soap opera of a life.
>>684197060
You're no fun. Cheer up and destroy the world. You are also fairly gifted and probably have most avenues of life open for you.
>>684197268
Tell me more bro
>>684192918
this is me
>>684159712
>no job
>kind of gf, fuck buddy at least, she's qt but I have a hard time fucking girls with small tits
>going to very prestigious and free art university for video and film production
>no car
>only few friends
>overweight
>trying to become an alcoholic
>started growing my own weed
5/10
Pros
>full time job
>part time school
>waiting for an apartment to become available
>less than 5000 in debt
Cons
>no time for gf
7/10
>>684197268
Not the guy you replied to. I would never manage to spell everything incorrectly.
>>684197268
Nice blunder by the way shitnozzle.
>>684197160
I think i'm boring, that's why i'm alone 24/7
6/10
>18
>Senior year
>No car
>No job
>Few friends
>Qt 3.14 gf
>Decent grades
>Going into business
>Family is shit
>Doesn't support me
>Depression
>>684197639
I think you might be underage
>>684164950
we are pretty much the same, with the difference that im 18
