Waifu thread >Claim a waifu >Claim them some more >Claim
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu thread
>Claim a waifu
>Claim them some more
>Claim it real good
Knifes are fun? edition
Obligatory claim.
>>684158332
I DID IT!!
>happy hugs
>>684158509
That's sounds cool! I'm just relaxing on my couch doing nothing. Probably gonna watch anime soon
>>684158667
Hey Asuka!
>hugs back
>>684158760
Ah that's cool. My days been Great so far, I love having a whole day to relax and do nothing
>>684158797
Sometimes cleaning is fun. Relaxing and doing nothing, it's fun
>more hugs
Megumin claimed~
How do I overload the reactors!?
>please 666 get
Shiki claimed.
Damnit I can't wait for the new Shinkai movie in August, nearly more excited for that than Heaven's feel.
hilarious meme
PENETRATION
>>684158178
pretty good, what about yourself?
>more hugs
>>684158332
wow those rattles really starting to rack up, gonna reach 200 soon
>rattle
knives are cool
Most relevant waifu claimed
https://youtu.be/4RFBiw0BScU
>>684158760
Well I had read the manga WAY before I downloaded it but in the manga she's a lot snappier and more sass. She shows much more devious and confident
here
666
>>684159276
>come inside
>>684159446
Gotta time the 666 right
>>684159479
>
>>684159547
Yup yup. We'll be there in no time.
>Rattle
F R I D A Y
F
R
I
D
A
Y
what did i miss
>>684159464
possibly even more hilarious meme
>>684159446
>>684159585
Not how you overload the reactor.
Just three more hours of this nonsense.
>>684159276
kagami claimed, megumin is the cutest of all!!!
>>684159295
hmmmm, make it a science one!!!! hopefully that will do better!!!
>>684158511
Sup minimalistic Atago
>>684158387
No problem.
>>684158884
Play the game. Gives off the same vibe as the movie.
>>684159276
Knives are fun. Axes are better.
>>684159638
...Eh?
>Shizuru
>>684159725
what happens in 3 hours
>>684159367
I'm glad I have today off too. I've always been lucky with my schedule in college.
>>684159551
I think it's hard to keep a personality across multiple mediums. Going from manga to anime is always the worst because a VA can completely change the tone and personality of a character.
>>684159553
Tomo~
>>684159276
best girl claimed!
>>684159367
how is life cutie?
>>684159553
Tomo-kun!
>>684159790
>Knives are fun. Axes are better.
unf maybe
>>684159276
Did I hear knives?
>>684158869
>the second happiest ending he has made
Oh... I'm not sure I can handle the sad ones.
>>684158884
Oh, didn't know about that, I'm not enough of a cinephile.
Old horror movies are actually scary. I don't watch horror anymore because it hardly ever scares me, it's blood, screaming and cheap stuff.
And Hollyood pushes out comic adaptations and remakes now, no original ideas. Don't get me wrong, I love Iron Man for example, Robert Downey Jr was born to be him, but I kinda want stuff like that film, The Artist, that was some good shit, despite being French. It's different, it's exciting, I dunno, maybe I'm weird.
>>684159464
>>684159705
>>684159949
Beat this
>>684159463
I liked 5 Centimeters Per Second.
>>684159696
I hate /v/, but I love it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxaLGbTDcdQ
>>684159464
>>684159705
>>684159949
>>684160088
>>684159736
Alright, here's my last question~ my government is one where science rules! But should it be an oligarchy or an autocracy?
>>684160088
>GATE HAS NO PLOT
>>684159976
At least my axe is better.
>>684159547
I'm good, any plans this weekend?
>these hugs never end
>>684159926
Heh, nice. Did ya do anything today or just relaxed?
>>684159976
Pretty good, yourself?
>>684159696
Its dat Boi
>>684160040
>Oh... I'm not sure I can handle the sad ones.
The emotional is the ambigousness and just not climactic, I don't find "and then the girl died" endings sad, but his way just gets to me.
>>684160179
You should watch his other works then.
>>684160256
oligarchy!!!!! more brains to solve problems!!!!
>>684159276
I like knives. Also that's one hell of a messy trip Shizu
>>684160088
>checked
Can't ever hope to beat those gets
>>684160311
dat axe gets me going all day erryday girl
>>684160313
fuckin confusing because of chara being chara and hot/violent
>>684160463
Yeah. Was trying one that should have had shizuru as part of it, but i wasn't really thinking and just took the first result, which happens to include two #s. which means it made it two trips instead of one. Doh.
sorry but if you think that any of yalls "waifus" are better than mine you should kys
>>684160450
Thank you! starting my empire now, see ya~
>Megumin is always watching
>>684160040
Old horror movies play more on the psychological side, which is why the horror of them is more timeless. While more recent horror is jumpscares and 18-22 year old characters who resemble magazine covers.
They lack things like grit and relatability, which really takes you out of the horror.
>>684159976
>Knives are lewd. Axes aren't
I mean you can't slowly and carefuly dismember someone with an axe. An Axe is just plain brutal. but a knife? First you slowly cut their clothes...
>>684160088
>>684160251
Nope can't beat them
Tsunado though
>>684160518
Agreed
>>684160313
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>684160179
I've never been to /v/
>>684160709
Better than a waifu for ants?
>>684160722
bye megumin!!! make waifu nation great again, hope it all goes well <3
>>684160738
GAH
>>684160878
i wonder if ants have waifus....the wonders of life
>>684160722
Bye
>H
>>684160738
>axes can be lewd too
>#notallaxes
>>684160655
I bet it does
>>684160988
They are all cucks waifuing over their queen.
>>684160730
Old horror also had far more interesting body horror, I'll take the thing over any cgi zombie every day of the week.
>>684160686
I guessing you know how to use Tricode Explorer then.
>>684160429
I was planning to, yes.
>>684160655
Ah that's just Chara being Chara
>>684160848
Heh, how are you doing Mugi?
>>684160722
Cya later!
>>684160988
Of course, the Queen ant is their waifu
>>684160251
>>684160311
>>684160518
>>684160830
>>684160988
>>684161099
consecutive dubs confirm ants are cucks....
>who would've known....
>>684161155
but they all share her, that's weird!!!!
>>684160313
>that pic
super qt
nah just probably the usual
>more never ending hugs
>>684159677
we'll get there il a few minutes
>rattle
>>684160709
trash
>>684161074
I do agree that axes > knifes.
>Suiting up!
>>684160848
>I've never been to /v/
>OH SHIT WADDUP
>>684161074
GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I CAN'T EVEN HOLY SHIT
>>684161151
oh hey tatsu whats goin on
>>684161155
is this normal?
>>684159276
> Knives are fun edition
Spy claimed.
>>684160738
>>684161334
Knifes > Swords > axes > projectile weapons
>>684161316
>>684161334
And 1 off trips, I need to fix my script.
>>684161151
Yeah it's running right now.
I'm just a potato.
>>684161325
Probably. Lol
>Rattle
>>684159648
>>684160429
I find way too many things sad, I'm a sucker for drama in any way, shape or form
>>684160730
>They lack things like grit and relatability, which really takes you out of the horror.
I couldn't have put it better myself. The only ones who make good horror stuff are the Japs. I don't know if it's because I don't understand shit, but their horror stuff gets me, I can't watch it.
>>684161483
Spears are the true masterrace.
>>684160313
I ended up sleeping in to about 12 so I haven't really had time to do much. There was a good soccer game on TV and honestly I think that's been the bulk of my day
>>684160988
Waifus are a universal constant
>>684161483
Pancakes >Waffles >French Toast > pastry
all of your waifus are shit compared to mine
>>684161132
Mhmm, feels more realistic and just gritty.
Cgi zombies are just jokes at this point.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqVbOSEsJNo
Can't beat sheer panic/hinting facial expression compared to mindless action/jumpscares.
>>684161585
I think it's just a different kind of horror that plays in more with looks and such, and helpless horror. People tend to dislike that sense of helplessness you get from Japanese horror.
>>684159276
reminder ~
show me what you'll print ~
change ip to get more ~
>>684161585
>I couldn't have put it better myself. The only ones who make good horror stuff are the Japs. I don't know if it's because I don't understand shit, but their horror stuff gets me, I can't watch it.
Have you seen "The audition" probably the only movie I as an adult simply couldn't watch till completion.
>>684161198
Love it
Have a smugnado
>>684161099
I'd like to think the queen is a nasty slut fucking all of her sons til they die
>>684161316
Is it as weird as some of us anons sharing waifus
>>684161483
Guns > Swords > Bows > Axes > Spears > Daggers > Staffs
I have a passion for hammers but its rare to find a serie where they are a good weapon.
>>684161815
Probably should have had a "?" in there somewhere
>>684161316
Heh, there's nothing wrong with sharing waifus. Me and Ruby did that when I first joined
>>684161325
>that pic
Also very cute
Ah okay!
>these hugs will last til the end of the world
>>684161338
Hey D.Va!!
>happy hugs
How are you?
>>684161423
Not the knife vs axe thing, but Charas always acting cute in the thread
>>684161715
Oh damn, nice
Also, I'm team knife over here
>>684161423
Having some trouble sleeping. Gonna drink some warm milk and think about some stuff in a few, you doing good?
>>684161777
>sheer
Meant "shear". Ugh.
>>684161546
B-but
>>684161820
not at all!! whatever happened to other anon shinoa?? i haven't seen him in a while
![[metabooru] (2).gif](https://i.imgur.com/JKqYDyc.gif "[metabooru] (2).gif")
>>684161820
>wobble
>>684161971
I have a question, QOTT related
What exactly is the difference between a knife and a dagger? There don't seem to be actual differences between them to me except for their initial purpose
>>684162162
they both cleave at the end of it, one's just more penetrating i guess, and the whole chopping vs poking deal
>>684161820
I love this gif
I really need to finish the series
>>684162162
Their names really. A knife is mostly for multipurpose, but a dagger is strictly for killing shit
>>684161820
Life as a queen must be hard unless you're a nympho.
>>684162115
No flop?
>>684162162
Knives have the blade adjusted into a side of the handle instead of growing from the middle of it.
I guess that makes daggers better for stabbing and murdering someone than for cooking.
>>684162162
Knives are what poor people kill each other with, daggers are for the elite
I always had an affinity for characters who use physic powers.
>>684162322
wait disregard what i said kek
>>684159893
>come
>inside
>>684162017
He become Iowa anon sometime ago
>>684162054
>>684162115
Pic not file name
>>684162162
Knives are meant to to cut eking one sided blade while daggers are more of a stabbing weapon. Notice it being thinner with no blade edges but a very pointy, strong, sharp tip
>>684161893
yeah its gettin to me
>also that skirt
>>684161907
yeah i am! rory and chara are being very uh. nice XD
>>684162054
jiggle
>>684162115
jigggleee
>>684162467
>>684162514
ohhhh!!! i didn't even know that....well good for him!!!
>>684162442
Time manipulation is my thing, too bad its hard to find an RPG where you can fight with it.
>>684159276
ach markus, wie oft willst du noch den selben thread starten?
>>684162162
Daggers are always double edged and more focused on stabbin(you'll stab with a knife too, but knife is made for other purposes than just fighting).
>>684162514
>im lazy
>>684162467
Of...?
>Shizuru
>>684162648
Espetadas de chocos e camarão.
>>684161777
>helplessness
That's the thing! Digits confirm hand's expertise. You seem to know a lot about films, hand-kun, that's a nice surprise. I like to be surrounded by connoisseurs!
>Also, Yuuko suggested me to ask you for your opinion on Star Wars, I don't know if I should.
>>684161815
If you can't watch it, I won't even try. I would watch the first 30 minutes, stop, turn every light on, and watch cartoons to push the fear away. No thank you, I do not want to feel like a little child.
Goddamn japs, they take everything to the extreme, drama, horror, porn...
>>684162800
ich kann kein spanisch sorry markus.
when did /b/ become a place for pedophilic anime lovers? there's a place for that you fucks
Oh...you touch my tra la la
Mmm...my ding ding dong
>>684162897
Eu não sei alemão detlef.
>>684162986
>>684162989
samefag
>>684162637
Ah, not really a fan of RPG's.
I'm more of 'whatever as long as it's not an RPG' kinda guy.
Back.
Anyone listened to THat Part by Schoolboy Q + Kanye West? I really like it.
>>684162345
>>684162402
>>684162428
>>684162514
>>684162720
Thanks for all the answers guys
It seems to boil down to this
knife: slice shit
dagger: stab with pointy end
>>684162322
>>684162444
>2-in-a-row
Nice Kagami
The one and only best girl.
>>684163042
ach markus, du und deine ablenkungsmanöver
>>684162887
It's when she starts getting the needles out I just went NOPE.
>>684162986
>when did /b/ become a place for pedophilic anime lovers
From its inception.
>a cute
>>684163044
You fucking what, Nigger?
>>684163085
whoa!! i didn't even catch that!
>>684163189
samefag, thats what nigger
>>684162986
>>>/reddit/
>>684162628
You go to bed sooner than I do. Not your fault though
>>684162345
No one is stopping you to finish it. The specials are the best
>>684162402
Eh it's a'ight
>>684162742
Awwww you tease! Love you anyways though
>>684163053
Why did you grow such hate for RPGs? You're missing a ton of great stuff like this, at least from old schools.
>>684163107
Atirei o pau ao gato.
>>684163240
>doesn't know what samefag is
Cute.
>>684162989
I immediately thought of this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N5lfvB0U6Ok
>>684162887
Well my field does play in with how it's done, I also love movies quite a bit and the thought that goes behind them. Excellent craft that I'd love to join in on if it weren't such a fucking wolf pit.
>I saw that, I left to do something and didn't respond.
>My bad, beautiful.
Star Wars? Uhhhh, I mean. They're just good movies, sure they have their flaws but they're well made pieces of Science Fantasy. Prequels are kind of shit though, that's a common opinion though.
Gotta love the classic "hero's journey" tale.
Get on my level.
>>684163397
>>684163391
samefag
>>684162162
A dagger is a type of knife, double edged, and focused on thrusting attacks. "knife" is a blanket term for a edged tool and/or weapon no longer than 18" typically.
Source: HEMAfag, general bladefag
>>684163116
>when she starts getting the needles out
NOPENOPENOPE
That can't go well
>>684163475
ach markus, get on my level
>>684163433
Go kill yourself.
>>684163433
fuck off mai
>>684163085
You're welcome!
>>684162555
Heh, thanks
>I might have shorter
>>684163340
Yeah, I'll probably finish it soon
>>684163433
Fuck off Mai.
>>684163564
ich wusste das ich recht habe markus
>>684163340
true....i got the old man sleep schedule going on lol
>>684163564
>>684163574
samefag
>>684163653
Fuck off Mai.
>>684163645
>>684163653
gleichesschwuchtel
>>684163653
>>684163766
samefag
>>684163523
Yeah my current list of NOPE goes "Needles, spiders and seizures"
>>684163726
>>684163690
samefag
>>684163663
Αυτοκτόνησε, πουτανας γιε.
>>684163653
ach markus
>>684163645
holy fuck lol have any gifs of her walking?
>like pic related
also sexy nonlewd gif time!
>>684163876
ach markus
>>684161893
>more eternal hugs
>>684161520
we must go to 200 and beyond
>rattle
>>684163766
>>684163736
Fuck off Mai.
>>684163884
ach markus
>>684163911
>>684163935
same fag
>>684163837
Kill yourself.
>>684163946
ach markus
>>684163946
>>684163884
same fag
>>684163996
>>684163911
samefag
>>684163996
Kill yourself.
>>684163981
>>684163997
nein markus
>>684164087
Kill yourself
>>684163997
>>684163981
same fag
>>684163996
>>684164113
samefag
>>684164189
Kill yourself.
The trips shall set you free
(Forgive me for yet another poor attempt)
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>684164213
Kill yourself.
>>684164312
>>684164189
samefag
>>684164312
>>684164129
same fag
>>684163475
How's your day?
>>684163645
Need to finish jojo lol
>>684163690
Nah it's the military man. Don't sweat it
Oh we doing this again?
Fuck off all of you "fuck off" guys
>>684164357
ach markus, du armes schwein
>>684164387
>>684164383
same fag
>>684164370
Kill yourself.
>>684164357
Keep trying bud!
Shinoa bro
BUILD
>>684164383
Kill yourself.
Look
Something is happening
I love how every time something like this happens the entire thread goes silent for some time to witness it
>>684164442
>>684164464
samefag
>>684163911
Nope! She isn't in the anime yet but I got this
>>684163946
>love hugs
>>684164357
Not today, buddy
>>684164387
I never saw Jojo
>>684164357
It was done before, Tripsguy, Maybe your day will come once again.
>>684164491
>>684164464
>>684164442
samemarkus
hey i wonder what's going on in thre- oh no this shit it cancer
>>684163946
>rattle rattle
All rattles all the time.
>>684164357
Soon, trips guy, soon. You'll get there, hold strong.
>>684164387
Just fine, I have nothing to eat right now and I don't have a care at the moment so I can't go anywhere. And you?
>>684164464
I can't.
>>684164591
ach markus, hast du nichts besseres zu tun?
>>684164464
>>684164632
samemarkus
>>684164685
Kill yourself.
Faggot.
>>684164442
damn! a littl lewd but not much i got somethin similar
>>684164491
well i just wanna know if the shitposters realize that if they make the thread inhospitable that 3-4 more will pop up to escape their shitposting
>>684164520
holy fuck thats amazing
>>684162566
i like this picture
>>684162768
>come
>inside
>>684164772
ach markus, für 10 euro die stunde arbeiten schadet dir mehr als das es dir was bringt, warum bringst du dich nicht einfach selber um?
can i have a (you)
>>684164865
>>684164855
samemarkus
>>684164591
>shitposting rattle
>>684164520
>non hate hugs
>>684164491
<
>>684164927
you
>>684164865
Of what?!
I don't understand your vagueness
>>684164865
>>684164907
Άντε γαμησου.
>>684164520
I like this gif
It's super manly. Gets super dramatic by episode 3
>>684164865
>>684165024
samemarkus
>>684165060
würde ich an deiner stelle auch behaupten, aber du weisst nicht wer ich bin und du wirst es nie erfahren
>>684164520
>>684165064
samemarkus
terminal 5
>>684164632
>>684165169
>>684165164
samemarkus
>>684164599
Got done cleaning and downloading shogun 2
>>684165127
Δεν εχω ιδέα τη λες, και δεν ενδιαφέρομαι αρκετά να μεταφράσω να πω την αλήθεια.
>>684164599
>>684165275
samemarkus
Objection?
>>684164855
no, they're usually fast learners
They usually hang around for one or two threads, then they get bored and leave. It's never been a real problem and sometimes they bump us nicely in the times the thread goes very slow. I just like how everyone seems to respectfully stop and lurk for a moment watching whatever is going on
>>684165279
ach markus, du bist und bleibst erbärmlich
>>684164855
Heh thanks
>>684164927
(you)
>>684164986
>infinite hugs
>>684165064
Heh, its a nice gif
I gotta go for a bit, cya later everyone!
>>684165169
IT CANNOT BE DONE AHHHH 14/88 I HATE NIGGERS SPICS AND JOOS HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL
>>684165334
>>684165275
>>684165169
samemarkus
>>684163452
Most places are wolf pits, at least the interesting ones. You could try your hand at making films, I'm certain it would be at the very least, a very fulfilling experience. Besides, you know your shit.
And don't measure your words with me, I'm not a Star Wars fanboy by any means, I'm happy watching Dances With Wolves, Titanic, and stuff like that. And Iron Man, I can't stress that enough.
>No need to apologise
>>684163876
I worked in a hospital lab surrounded by needles, and I've heard some spooky stuff about mentally ill patients and needles. Understandable fear.
>>684163452
>>684165434
>>684163876
samemarkus. und bist immernoch vegetarier?
>>684165362
You don't even know what I said.
>>684165549
und bist vegetarier oder hast es schon aufgegeben?
>>684165356
well i guess i dont mind the extra (you)s
>>684165372
such a cute
>>684165717
du errätst nie wer ich bin
>>684165764
>>684165356
>>684165372
samemarkus
>>684165372
Night prinz
>>684165334
None
Shinoa
>>684165774
Voi vittu perkele satana.
>>684165372
>>684165334
>>684165835
samemarkus
>>684165372
Bye anon
>>684165835
Will a smug change your opinion?
>>684165853
du errätst nie wer ich bin markus aus ravensburg
>>684165623
Εχω μια συμβουλή. Σταματά να κανείς μαλακιες, και ίσως να μην σου έλεγα μα πας να γαμηθεις.
>>684165000
>me
>>684165024
maybe if you ask nicely
>>684165372
Bye Prinz
>kud
>>684166032
all mai
>>684166063
>>684165000
>>684165024
same markus aus ravensburg
this shitposting is just superb
>>684166141
Has summer came early?
>Phoenix.
Let's move this shit show
>>684166198
>>684166198
>>684166198
>>684165372
bye prinz
>sachi
Fuck off Mai.
>>684165956
Lol you don't have to give me a smug everytime. But I'll take it
Shinoabro
>>684166141
ich wusste das ich ins schwarze treffe. viel spass beim deutschlandfäden aufmachen wärend du für 10 euro die stunde arbeitest für was andere 80 euro die stunde kassieren du blödes stück scheisse.
