All of /b/ now lives on the Enterprise.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
All of /b/ now lives on the Enterprise.
>>684157885
I call captain and I demand you all report to your battle stations and shit your chair
So where's the fuckroom? Or do I gotta share my fucking room.
>>684158655
Holodecks on deck 69 sir
Witness my trips. I'm the captain now
>>684158811
Thank you boy, those are nice dubs. Don't tell anyone but I keep three hoes under my bed. One is dead and the other's are in critical but still breathing so youre more than welcome to fuck the dead one.
>>684158655
This is your Captian speaking this >>684158811 is correct but they are communal so please wipe down your load
I am fully functional...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ev1ec0Z0GI
>>684157885
CAPTAIN
JEAN LUC PICARD
OF THE
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ENTERPRISE
>>684157885
God dammit Data will you keep that fucking cat of yours locked up!?
Dudes like can you use a replicator to replicate another replicator?
WHO THE FUCK LEFT THIS TURD IN MY SPACE TOILET!!!
Are we there yet....
>ITT : VIRGINS
KILL YOURSELVES
I have to poop.
OH FUCKING SPACE MCDONALD'S!! I WANT AN APPLE PIE!!
>>684159044
....captain. Why was this still loaded on the holodeck after you left?
Hey guys, it's cool if you wanna gang bang Taylor Swift in the holodeck but seriously you guys have to clean up after yourselves. I almost broke my neck skippin on someones jizz
>>684160051
Because your Captian is into some freaky shit
Now drop your pants, it's your turn
>>684157885
Shotgun captains seat
So I saw bangin this bitch on the pleasure planet, and I'm like, I'm not pulling out she can't get knocked up by a human!
Oh Lt Riker >>684160051
....but anyways now I guess we have Predator as a son and he's a diiiiiiick man
I'll be in 10-forward
Can reading rainbow's sun glasses detect feminine penis?
>>684157885
Life sucks, I am going to live stream self destruct
>>684159474
fuck the cat
>>684159873
Overheat the warp engines,
all none virgins teams evacuate to the escape birds.
Self destruct
INITIATED
Holy shit, I saw warfs dick in the bathroom one time, and Jesus Christ that thing had pincers on it
>>684157885
You would NEVER see anyone faggot, all of /b/ would be in the holodeck fucking traps and twinks and shit
Looks like I get to kill that little faggit Wesley Crusher
I'll be in 10 Forward with Robin if anyone needs me
>>684162509
Sign me up then, nothing wrong with fucking a trap up the ass
>>684162509
Truth has been spoken.
>>684162368
Did you offer to suck Mr. Warf off at least?
>>684157885
Faggot, that is the USS Odyssey, not the Enterprise.
>>684162509
I would be doing exactly this, have like 5 or 6 bailey Jay's fucking and I would be in the middle of it
I wonder if Q would make my penis bigger?
On my planet its tradition to cum on the fotone torpedos before we go into battle
>>684162944
Neeeeeerd! Also check'em
>>684162944
Q detected.
Captain, would you like to hear a joke?
Ferengi are the jews of space!
They need to be eliminated
>>684162944
Actually faggot, if you read the registry... it is the Enterprise. Someone rendered a scene from DS9 and didn't change the registry on the galaxy class model.
Soooooo
How about a disgusting,sick alien
Circeljerk?
