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hey /b/, what are the chances of my new job testing me for shrooms?
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>>684156067
are you an astrophysicist or a janitor

jesus fucking christ give us something to work with you fucking bellend
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>>684156067
2.7% chance they will
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>>684156212
chef at wendy's
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>>684156212
Despite my better judgement, I have to agree. In the end it depends on if they drug test you at all. But if they do, the test is usually for multiple drugs including shrooms.

Good news is that they aren't detectable for more than a week, tops
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>>684156314
0% chance, current worker at Wendy's atm
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>>684156067
if you do get drug tested, it almost certainly will be a STANDARD drug test. standard drug tests don't test for shrooms, only extended ones.
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>>684156067
i dont think they ever test for shrooms
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>>684156314
you aren't going to get drug tested working in fast food. if anything your manager might ask you to get some amphetamines so you'll work harder

jesus christ i always forget how stupid the average poster on /b/ is, and i come for a visit and am swiftly reminded
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im going to get a state job at a park. ill be doing the shrooms tonight.
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>>684156645
im OP btw.
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>>684156701
the only reason i ask is because its a state job and they WILL be testing me with a standard test at least
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>>684156067
If it's a new job. They'll more than likely drug test you to get hired. After that never unless you look doped up at work
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>>684156831
yea i know that part. :P
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>>684156532
would a state level job give an extended test?
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