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my gf is preg, wat do?
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>>684146439

manipulate her into having an abortion.
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>>684146439
Marry her and be a honourable father.
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fuck her again
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>>684146439
Tell her life starts at conception and that abortion is murder.
Then leave town and legally change your name
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>>684146671
I don't have enough money to do that

>>684146506
how? she refuses, she says the fetus already have a soul
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>>684146439

wait 9 months
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>>684147597
how bad would your life be if you stuck it out OP?
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>>684147370

you need to be brutal. convince her that she just doesn't have what it takes to be a mother, that she's fundamentally disordered as a woman won't be able to give the child the love and care it deserves
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>>684146439
>buy rat poison
>once per day give her a 1mg dose
>won't kill her
>will cause spontaneous abortion
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>>684146439
CRTL-ALT-SUP
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>>684148179
(Not OP)
Wouldn't that only things worse ?
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>>684148394
".. make things worse"
a typo
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>>684146439
>this
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>my ex called me to say she was pregnant.
>no big deal. In the time, I was Mister Marijuan.
>rolled big ass joint. Smoked it.
>got chill.
>told her that I was OK with it.
>I really meant it.
>My plan was to become the father of the child, and not to get back with her.
>She was lying to get back.
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>>684148478
>implying that having an 18 year financial anchor of a woman full of scorn is not 'worse'
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>>684146439
it's 'bortion time
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>>684146535
When his girl got pregnant, the first thing he did is post about it on 4chan.
Honorable father? Oh, c'mon
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pump her uterus full of soapy water.

that's how vera drake did it
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>>684146439
deny its yours
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>>684146439
Kill her
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>>684148478

worse for her
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Eat her and eat the baby too.
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>>684147931
really fucking bad
>>684148179
that's an idea, gimme more
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Btw OP, how did she get pregnant in the first place?
Shit quality condoms ? Drunk sex ?
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>>684146439
how far along is she in the pregnancy?
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>>684148735
you guys are my only friends
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>>684146439
Congratulations bro!
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>>684149117
sex without condom, im dumb as fuck
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>>684149366
nah man, did the same just the other day, it's nice
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>>684149243
Well, that's bad. I mean, if you don't have any friends, being a young as fuck father will cause many problems and no one will be there to help you out.
What do your parents think about it?
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>>684146439
ctrl+z
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Coat hanger.
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>>684149694
nobody elses know
Also i give her the postday pill, but i think she doesnt use it, cause it doesnt work
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roundhouse kick into the abdomen
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>>684148945
that's ilegal :^(
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>>684150128
well clearly she didn't use it
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