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0-4 you go to heaven

5-9 you go to hell

Dubs you become God

Trips you become Satan
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Rolly polly
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rip me
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Rollerino
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>>684138966
Well, that was unexpected... Meh, I'll take it. NEW COMMANDMENTS COMING UP.
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rollz
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Bow to me, niggerfags
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>>684138674
send my sinning ass to hell
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>>684139334
....fuck
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Send me to hell.
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>>684139277
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkr4O-yRw24
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>>684139366
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>>684139144
Double God sayeth unto ye:
If a bitch puts thee in the friend-zone, refuse her friendship and take thine dick to one who ye can bang.
God has learnt tis lesson way too late.
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>>684139444
godamnit
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wew
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>>684139444
my first action as satan is to flood texas with mexicans.
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Rollp
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hell please
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>>684139593
it's been done already. You're a useless Satan, let me take that from you.
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troll roll
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Rollo
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rool
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>>684138674
>………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_
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rollin for trips
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>>684139933
sheeeeeeeit
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>>684138674
Imagine if i got 666 trips
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uwotm9
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Rollin like a boss
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666
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I wanna go to Heaven!
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>>684140178
reroll
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I repent
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>>684140314
Repent from your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Savior! The only way to Heaven!
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>>684140444
congrats stan
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>>684140444
OK Lucifer. I'll take your word for it
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>>684138674
lets see if my ticket straight to hell is still a go
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>>684140444
My first trips!
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Rolling.
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rolling for 666
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>>684138674
roll
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if im god then ill kill all the muslims with the flick of my wrist
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>>684140656
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>>684140758
well fuck. should i just sell my soul now then?
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lik i give a fck
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AM dubber
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Rool
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rrrooolllllliiinnnggg
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I'm actually spooked
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rollitos
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DIE YOU FUCKING WASTE OF OXYGEN
Rawl.
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>>684138674
Rollo like hell
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^roll
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Godhood, here I come.
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>>684138674
checkem
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>>684141370
Roll
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>>684141166
congrats ur god now bud
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rollin for trips
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>>684138674
Triple 6 and you're a super satan right?
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>>684141413
Dammit, again.
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>>684141418
boom, trips '41'
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>>684141414
what do i call this
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>>68414145
Pls?
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>>684138674
get
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ooo
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>>684138674
trips
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Rolll that shit
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fuck you all
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roll for devil
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>>684141166
GOD GOD
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>>684138674
RIP in Peace
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please satan
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Rell
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>>684138674
Give it to me ;^)
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>>684138674
yello
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All hail the dark lord
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Fuck you Jebus
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>>684138674
k
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PATATES
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trips now!!
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lets seeee
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RODDA ROLL
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Degenerates
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>>684142255
now you're fucked. i've become god and i'll transform myself into demon. PATATES.
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HEABIN PLAS
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rollerino
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I am god
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>>684138674
This is unfair
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:D
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God dammit
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Where will I end up?
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>>684138674
roll
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>>684138674
let's quad
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Fuck god
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well
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>>684138674
check out these singles
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Witness me
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I go where I must go.
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Okay
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I'm callin it, trips
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>>684141414

hi satan
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Rolly
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rollerino
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Rolling for god
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>>684142887
Fuck
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Rolliiiinnnnngggg
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rool
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I am a God
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I am become god.
For you I am christmas tree.
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>>684138674
let's figure this shit out
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>>684138674
fa'romae
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>>684138674
Kek i got quints when aking if i was god
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rolololo
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>>684143106
im fine with hell
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The roll is already determined.
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Eh, wherever
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im fine with whatever really
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>>684143163
ffs
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Keep rollin' rollin' rollin ' roh'
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>>684143196
thanks
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>>684143032
You are nobody
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bow down to your master satan
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Rolling to ascend
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>>684138674
Satin pls
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>>684138674
Roll
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>>684138674
ayyyee
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>>684143255
i became god again
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Woah dude
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>>684143432
and i lost it
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>>684138674
Rollingo
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>>684143467
kms
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>>684138674
roll
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i am god
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>>684143503
fucking bs heaven
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>>684143550
roll
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Sorry I'm white I automatically get into heaven
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>>684138674
ROLL, FOR HEAVEN'S KINGDOM I WILL FIGHT!
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>>684143644
God always does
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>>684138674
i will become satan
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>>684138674
ayyy
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Lol what
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JOOOOOOOHHHHNNNN CEEEEEEENNNAAAAAAA!
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>>684143768
reroll
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Well shit
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>>684143600
>>684143644
God is white
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>>684138674
so be it
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>>684143775
kek
>>684143777
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>>684138674
k
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Tgis thread does not need to exist
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rolling. where does a half asian half white go?
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ey b0ss
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>>684143666
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>>684142715
u don faild booiii
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Lets try again:
JOOOOOOOOHHHHNNNNN CEEEEEEEEENNNAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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God will arrive
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Roll for Jesus
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seig heil
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>>684138674
roll
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Rolland
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>>684144111
wenre
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God will arrivee
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Rollicano
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>>684144111
checkd

youre a hybrid between god and satan. All hail the godsatan
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>>684144166
Hi God.
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I don't even care.
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Rollerado
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>>684144370
>>684144315
fucking hell
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I give up on life.
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Roll
let me become GOD
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>>684144444
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Life doesn't even give me lemons.
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lemme see
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>>666666666
will this ever exist again
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Roll.
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ayy waddup
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>>684138674
You fucking shrek
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>>684138674
Fucking faggot
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>>684138674
roll
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Henry Rawling
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>>684144888
another hybrid checkd
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>>684144975
>>684145239
I refuse to go to hell
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Toll
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Fucking hell... Rollerino!
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Vote for president "lets make America war Mexico again"
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>>684145333
dubs and trips in the same fucking thread
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Rop
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Fucking capshca
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Rollerino
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satan blz
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Rock and roll
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Reroll
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>>684138674
rolling for satan
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natiche
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rollaroo
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>>684138674
What if i'm already Satan?
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Rolling rolling rolling
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give me the trips
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>>684145644
As God of the United States of America, I want to conquer the middle(class) east, and bomb the rest of it.
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All pray Odin
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asdf
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>>684138674
rollin for supreme satan
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>>684138674
What about quads? WHAT ABOUT QUADS?
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Send me straight to hell
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>>684138674
roll!
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new god
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just keep rollin'
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lets roll
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efg
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Have to be god
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>>684138674
I'm already in hell.
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>>684138674
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>>684138674
Deus Dominus
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Roll praise the lord
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Willy smack'd
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>>684138674
Rolling for either God or hell.
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>>684146381
underrated post
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shrek em
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pls bro
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checkem
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whoop whoop here i come belial and azazel
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>>684138674
GOD
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Rail
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>>684138674
5-9 or something is wrong
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>>684138674
kek
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>>684138674
feg
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reroll
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well,either way ill go to hell
maybe if i go to heaven they will reject me
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oy vey goyim i hope i see yahweh
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>>684138674
oh boy i wonder what happens 2 me dad
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>>684138674
Go
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>>684138674
trips get
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SATAN HERE
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R0lļ
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rolling da roll
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Your rules are shit.
Odd dubs - Heaven
Even Dubs - Hell
777 - God
666 - Satan
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>>684147044
LOL fail
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>>684147044
hello god
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>>684138674
I don't need a thread to know I'm going to hell bro, I'm fucked
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>>684138674
I am god
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>>684138674
roooooooooooool
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Bow to me for i am god
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>>684138674
ayy
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>>684138674
fuck hell nigga
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>>684138674
here we go
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Oh my my my. Roll!
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>implying Satan is better than god
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roll for my niggers in hell
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>>684148199
Kek
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rolling this shit
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If this was dubs... then who was phone?
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