Waifu Claiming Thread
>claim your waifu
>lewds and rp to a minimum
>get mad at OP
You should try bleach!
Its the best drink there is!
Good evening /waifu/
Don't mind that too much Curie
most of the time there's already conversation ongoing so people will focus on that. You just gotta butt in somewhere or hope for a (You)
I didn't come here for feels
I got to go for a bit, so here is some music
Best type moon clamed.
Finally found a way to download pixiv animations as gifs.
>Had school it was pretty chill
>some hours later went to a bigger city with two friends and smoked some joints "^^
>after that we walked through the city back to train station, letting miiro play all the way on a speaker with Miki Hoshi on the volume control
>most weeb thing I ever done
How are you doing? :)
Good progression of story, good character development, really great fight scenes. Mediocre first five episodes, but really gets good at epiosde six
that's how i get my (you)'s, just butt into convo's when the time seems right.
How goes the day Kagami?
blegh!!! isopropyl is worse though, i've drank some before on accident
bleach is overrated, i prefer water
filenames would be the easiest way to tell
OP is a fag
it goes!!! got done with another brief today....this time it was finance!! how about your day???
I might actually do the /waifu/ album thing.
Don't count on it.
I'm doing good!
What about you?
Next time for sure!
Oops forgot pic, Rikka claimed!
oh, tired to all butt. chilling in here watching owari no seraph on the side.
ugh sorry again
give me kill
How were your gains?
uh yeah we refresh it as soon as the old one hits 150 images
it won't stay down
Jet fuel can't melt my steel dubs
Tell us your secrets
> just butt into convo's when the time seems right.
Good job Padawan, here's your (You)
Are you new to these threads?
I'm looking forward to it
What kind of songs would it contain
6 minutes and 38 seconds later than you said you would arrive!
Ergh... how much did you drink of it and how did that happen?
What do you have in mind?
heya galko, how are you doing today??
Can't complain. So what are you doing?
Tried it. Almost died!
Good evening peach demon
I need to learn on how to make gifs lol
Hello purple haired friend
First time smoking with a blunt. Friends didn't know how to roll it and fucked it up. We weren't high so we got a pipe and that fucked me up lol
It never ends
Let me have another go.
Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?
Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, bleach, mojito, Syndra Cream, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.
>Tell us your secrets
I still need to fiddle with some settings to them within 4chan limits.
You did what you had to. I was late, it's my fault.
The gym went well, my legs are killing me though.
I'll have a lemon ice cream, as usual.
nice!!! you liking that so far???
hello akiko!! how are you???
i-i was here earlier, i just had to wait for a new thread, i was actually a minute early!!! i promise
some idiot left a bottle of it out and didn't label it, and i was thirsty lol, we use it for cleaning aircraft and stuff
hello shinoa, how's it goin??
tiny bit of advice
at this time the threads get super fast. so try to reply to multiple people at once. if you can't help it, reply without an image and with your name attached
you don't have to but it helps
syndra cream please
(that was the bleach one, yes?)
Nothing really at the moment, just watching the thread.
I'll take a scoop of bleach.
Alright, I'm leaving work soon. How are you?
Could I have more malted french people?
Put the last thing you listened to in the bag and no one gets hurt!
I always wanted to make a lolicore record.
But I'll be content with some, um, Vaportrap?
I don't know, I might just figure it out in the process.
>reply without an image and with your name attached
Nice pic, how's it going smuggles?
I see I've earned a new title
Welcome to /waifu/
I'll try to memorise your filenames but my memory is terrible
Give me 2 scoops of that bleach to end my day
and have some yourself of course, my treat
Thanks fam, might find some quality waifu material
>checked dub dubs
Arrived at my mom's place
unfortunately my sister is out but I'm just chilling here
I'm fed, got company and I'm warm, what more do you want? It's even the start of a 3-day weekend AND I found a lot of great waifu pics from skimming the manga
Just waiting for the Private Frosty Squad to assemble before we start playing some SeeUs:GO. Yourself? Any plans for tonight?
I'll getcha your lemon ice cream as soon as possible.
Well, Syndra Cream has heroin and syndra fluids in, but bleach flavour is made from real bleach.
Alright, try not to overdose on it. Shit's lethal.
Of course. White flags too. How you doing, blonde and boobieful?
thank you for a pic of kagami's voice actor
that's sounds great!!! sounds like you're gonna have a kick ass weekend!
Did you tried to roll the American way without paper tip or with? I'm pretty good at rolling if I have a tip but without I'll really fuck up. Also the American way is not so nice to smoke >.<
Never smoked with a pipe but I already vaped and had a bong for a long time
>first time bong
>put like 0.8g in it of amnesia haze
>smoked 3/4 of it and then layed down on the floor for 3 hours without being able to move
>the next day I smoked the rest of the head before school
Well, it's the rules here that we don't eat our ice cream. So we'll just give you our scoops instead. How does that sound?
put the bleach in my mouth
the oregano sachii is always sachii(number)
the new one has small sentences
>my legs are killing me though.
haha you don't have legs.
but really though. you got a track at your gym or do you do treadmill?
I've already gotten this for Shiki
Ok I will trust you! Rip... at least you cleaned your bones and killed the bacteria that could be growing on it.
I would definately buy your mixtape.
Alright. Shovel it in or liquidize it and pour it down a tube?
So after a year and six months, it's no longer me that you want
But I love you so much it hurts
Never mistreated you once
I poured my heart out to you
Let down my guard swear to God
I'll blow my brains in your lap
Lay here and die in your arms
Drop to my knees and I'm pleading
I'm trying to stop you from leaving
You won't even listen so fuck it
I'm trying to stop you from breathing
I put both hands on your throat
I sit on top of you squeezing
'Til I snap your neck like a Popsicle stick
Ain't no possible reason I could think of to let you walk up out this house
And let you live
Tears stream down both of my cheeks
Then I let you go and just give
And before I put that gun to my temple
I told you this
>Private Frosty Squad
That's quite an interesting name you have there.
>Any plans for tonight?
I'll watch a short animu movie Shiki recommended me, I need to relax today, I've been busy all day and I just came back home from the gym. I'm shattered.
>haha you don't have legs.
Thank god you made the joke, I would've been disappointed otherwise
I do treadmill, there aren't many tracks where I live, there's a place where they sell marijuana and bongs. Those are my fellow citizens' priorities.
best girl claimed!
/waifu/ music album?! where do i sign up as writing/production staff?
Tracks are for fags anyway, park master race.
Here come that boi
Doing goodness just cleaning my place up lol. Get any sleep?
Good. Cleaning is so relaxing. Yes you do. You are peaches demon because of yesterday. Words must spread!
Gay ass nigga. What's up, bitch boi?
Why are you even still alive
whatever ends my life the fastest just do it please
it was an internal struggle
My gym in saudi arabia was on the top floor of the mall. the track used to go around the entire mall like a balcony and you could look at people on the lower floors. was pretty dank
did you do any other workouts?
music bro what's up
Late QOTT: What do you do to wake yourself up when stupidly tired?
I down a shot of hot sauce, which is what I'm about to do. I hate doing it but it naps are for the weak.
nobody like moldy bones!!!! gotta have those pearly whites!!!
how's your day been going homu???
i did, 6 hours, im gonna catch up this weekend lol, how's cleaning going??
take a cold shower, or just continue on lol
Pretty bored and tired. How are you?
Wanted to watch some anime with a friend now so I'm away for some time or till tomorrow
If I'm not back again today, goodnight everyone.
I bet that I'll totally forget about it, but if I ever do do it, I'll post a bandcamp link or something.
Jezz I haven't even decided if I'm gonna do this and I already have people lining for a seat in the production.
You need a shitty internet ALIAS first son.
If i wasn't, no one would be here to tell you to kill yourself.
I'm just gonna spend it working on my game anyway, wouldn't want to disappoint you guys
I'm going to the honey store tomorrow and pick up some bottles of mead. That's when things will start to get enjoyable
Awesome, thanks a bunch
You can also treat Karen to some bleach cream, put it on my tab
I'll look out for it but my memory is like a sift
How are you doing you piece of meme?
That's pretty good man
>Cleaning is so relaxing
Only certain types of cleaning are relaxing to me. Vacuuming and doing dishes is fine but I hate cleaning floors
>Words must spread!
It won't catch on I think, but I saved that pic from yesterday.
Ooh, which one? I haven't really watched any anime the movies before.
> came back home from the gym.
Mhm, same. I hadn't been in two weeks and I felt disgusting. Got in the gym and felt fantastic about myself.
>That's quite an interesting name you have there.
Mm, started with me being slightly drunk and pretending to be a Russian soldier on Militia. Shouted "Private Frosty Squad" roll out multiple times until we stuck with it. Current team is:
Private Frosty Neo
Private Frosty Linda
Private Frosty Edgy Bread
Private Frosty Khaled.
There's an opening for a towel boy if you want in?
We can inject it directly into your veins.
Alright. That's a very... Vanilla choice.
I'll leave as soon as I serve give you the ice cream.
Tired, too. Stomach is full and waiting on the team to get on CS:Go so we can get stomped on competitive. The usual for a Friday night.
See ya, enjoy yourself.
I go back to sleep. It's a bit counter-productive, but it works, I swear.
ooooo i've always wanted to try mead!!! but i never get the chance too
how does it taste??
Don't even try to say that's not intimidating.
apply noose to neck
oregano = original
they use it on r9k to bypass the robot
I'm doing ok. my next exam is on the 17th so I'm at my grandma's for a bit
going back up to dorms tomorrow. how's your game coming?
end my suffering go
I love that chibi so much kyouko a cute
Elizabeth f. Beurling, a cool beauty who doesn't give too many fucks.
i'm working on another jingle today in garage band and am digging it. you?
oh piss you are right... i should probably have one anyways so i can produce a bunch of electric music as practice and get feedback.
mead is fantastic! its fucking magical just make sure the person making it didn't poison it with coffee grounds or soething else as equally trendy and terrible
What thw fuck is up you smug prick? Not too much. I'm in my hometown now. I might not be gojng to fort Mcbbq for another month so that's shitty
Ayyyy superior Maka albarn. My gf is out shopping now and I'm in the hotel. Probably going to wank off soon. Wyd?
And for that, I thank you.
Karen a cute aswell!
What am I looking at exactly?
You are doing it all wrong.
I wish I could choose.
I'm jelly as fuck now, thanks. Everything in there seems to be top-tier shit, jesus...
No other workouts, not now, I'm training for a race, which is this sunday.
Voices of a distant star, it's pretty short, 20 minutes or so.
The gym does that, I feel euphoric.
Interesting story... As epic as it can get. I'm afraid I'll have to decline the offer, I'm good kek
Kek I don't remember since it was last year a few weeks before graduation. All I remeber is 1/8th a nug was wasted
Keep eye lids up by force or hold my breath til I pass out
Doing good mang, its relaxing for some reason. Amd get some more real soon bro. You stayed up for 36 hours
Im okay with washing dishes since it gives me a rash only in one spot at my left hand and what happened last time lol. I don't do bathroom cause I'll just lysol the shit out of it. I still have the original and memed if you want
That is not okay
Cleaning my place up. Real relaxing for some reason and Mmmm bbq
Don't let the existential crisis set it.
Alrighty, I gotcha.
>Ay, Karen. Akiko says you gets some free bleach ice cream too.
I'll put some aside for her, don't worry.
It... It may take a few minutes to properly enter your blood stream.
You sure? We offer great annual pay of 20 shekkles for a years work.
>20 minutes or so.
Oh, that's cool then. I guess I'll have to give it a quick watch at some point.
>No other workouts, not now, I'm training for a race, which is this sunday.
Oh, how long a race?
Got a specific target time or position?
I'm tempted to actually start something, but I'll know it's just gonna turn to shit eventually.
I gotta go be an adult or something, will continue /waifu/ album conversation later.
Hotel internet fucking sucks
I can't stop thinking of you as an advanced music student that can sing and play multiple instruments
when you say shit like zozzle and anomalous it's just so funny to me kek
my week is okay so far. last exam on the 17th
Did I do it right this time?
shit nigga, good luck!
how many people participating?
why am I still alive you ice cream fuck
Just wait until VR lets you live with your waifu.
About as vanilla as Penis In Vagina sex. You sure you want ice cream that is that boring?
that sounds great!!! that'll be my first drink then....whenever that happens kek
>Shiragami Youko claimed
>Remember, if you're not winning, you're losing
>And if you're losing, you're a fucking chump
It better be soon.
Way too late, friendo.
>Just wait until VR lets you live with your waifu.
This will be my cause of death.
I'll probably just forget eating and shit.
How goes it friend?
I know this is really harsh, especially for someone like me but... image.jpg
Depends on what kind you get. I personally can't resist the elderberry mead but there's plenty other. Cherry mead, apple mead, aged golden, double honeyed, chocolate
There's a LOT of variants but they all have that very sweet aftertaste. You know that bitter sting you get whenever you drink anything alcoholic. Yea, mead doesn't have that. It has this bittersweet followed by an aftertaste a lot like honey that lingers very long. One sip will leave aftertaste for a good 3 minutes. You can enjoy it for so very long.
This guy gets it
Ah now it makes sense
I don't browse /r9k/
Game is going good. I've figured out how to get the reversed explosionforce I wanted to simulate the grapple swing. Also, wall climbing and ceiling scaling has been implemented
>tl;dr It's going great
Close your eyes, go to sleep, don't wake up
What's happened Renge?
That's a winner right there
>make sure she doesn't spend too much money
Just like my right hand at 11 o'clockat night. Beats the fuck out of me!
What would you like from the bbq? We have 3 humans and 2.2k houses and as much wood as you would like!
Jk you can starve to death
awhh what the fuck.
That was rude
Don't wait too long.
It goes, it goes. A little bored, I suppose.
You know it!
Also /r9k/ has an astounding concept but it's community is pretty gross.
Oh... it's syndra... nvm clothes are staying on
I'm mostly just messing around, not actually going to kill myself. Just in a blegh mood is all. If you still want to call me out for attention whoring then sure, whatever man.
I'll be sure to get to it soon.
Nothing Akiko, I'm mostly just joking.
I USED THE WRONG, IT'S/ITS GODDAMNIT
Oh, about to go masturbate.
Have fun all. I'll be back soon I suppose.
i mean i AM a human who lurks /b/ (specifically /waifu/) I mean anyone can learn music, it just takes reading and practice just like anything else. Like I'm playing guitar to pass the time waiting for responses. Also I thought the Anomalous thing was clever >.< like I'm out of the ordinary while containing a reference to my origins as a /b/tard
sounds great man! i'll bother you later
i really dont think you will regret it. its so delicious and sweet
mmmmm, that sounds so good, that's the one thing i hated about alcohol!! the alcohol taste lol
it would be the best way to die though
>there are people in this thread living right now
dude WHAT are you doing
how are you gonna share the game-o? you gonna try to sell it too or nah?
I'm a rude kinda guy
HAHA GOOD JOB YOU FUCKING LOSER END YOUR LIFE IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW JUST GET OUT OF LIFE
thanks anon!!! if i ever find any, ill drink it!!
>Just wait until VR lets you live with your waifu
And I'll take the Syndra flavor please
Lol your barbecue is probably shit anyways. Try some real barbecue and come down here to Texas
I hereby confirm these two anons!
>If I offed myself over it's/its I would've kicked the bucket long ago.
Yeah but... wow. Uncalled for
Ayyyyyy me too. Let's go back to back and James Bond this bitch!
I was thinking the same thing
That should be lynched and burned like a nigger
Stop playing around! Just do it
And keep them that way.
See you in hell
Is it worth going there? /waifu/ pretty much fullfills all my needs at the moment
Shhh, nobody saw that
Well that's no fun, I wanted drama
Good evening fucker
Yea well with mead those troubles are in the past my friend. as an incorrigable sweet tooth and drunk mead was just the nectar of the gods for me. I higly recommend trying it when you have the chance
I'd never dare to charge for my shitty demo version. I'll probably upload the full build somewhere where you guys can download it for free
Winners don't die, they're reborn as legends
I'm good for now, thanks!
5k, I think I've mentioned it before, maybe not. I want to finish in under 25 mins. Not so sure I can make it, but I'm gonna try.
No idea, but I have the number 2 thousand and something, so I'm guessing a fuckton of people.
Bunch of scrubs won't stand a chance.
Gonna have dinner, brb!
Yeah I will. You keep being depressed. Maybe one day you'll stop being a little bitch and end your life
>praise the sun
well shit this was bound to happen honestly
perhaps you should have, greeno
I like barry's waifu better anyway :d
I'm gonna be honest I actually ran out of languages I know how to speak
leave them in the dust
let us know how it goes after it's done
>Is it worth going there?
Never, not in a million years.
It's the neckbeardiest part of 4chan, and full of self-pity. It's pretty gross, really.
>winners don't die they're reborn as legends
See, that's where you're wrong.
Winners are already legends.
I believe in you Bestbro.
>I like barry's waifu better anyway :d
With all due respect to Barry, that's blasphemy.
Oooooh you've piqued my interest.
döda dig själv
oooo are you talking about /r9k/?
>i lurk there because its like watching a train wreck
>neckbeardiest part of 4chan
>full of self-pity
Sounds perfect for us
I will, even though anything but first place for me is a loss.
Thanks bestbro, I'll do my best!
Your waifu is absolute garbage
Also, toshinou kyouko claimed