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If you had to choose 5 words to ruin a date?
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>>684136566
i am on four chan
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>>684136566
mommy owes me chicken tendies
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bumping with pics
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>>684136566
Sorry, I forgot my wallet.
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Women voting was a mistake.
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>>684136566
How about a blowjob, cunt?
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i remember that "chick" from some thread, what/who was that?
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>>684137079
This
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You smell like my sister
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You look fat
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>>684136566
hiv is for life unfortunately
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>>684136566
Bitch, yo eyes is crossed.
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>>684136566
So, threesome with my sis?
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>>684136910
Lost
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Wanna see my anime figurines?
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>>684136566
"You look like Cumberbatch female."
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"You look like my wife"
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>>684136566
Looking london talking tokyo, wtf
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>>684136566
were you born cross eyed?
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>>684136566
I have explosive diarrhea ;)
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I'm sorry, but I'm black.
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>>684138989
That's 4 words retard
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I actually like your friend
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Oops. That's a wet one.
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I am a beta fag
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>>684136566
I would vote for Hitler. True story date was over.
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Let me suck that dick
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>>684136566

Oh shit, a fucking bear!
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Dumb animals don't have rights. True story date ended.
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>>684136566
hope God approves of this
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>>684137629
Hehe thanks, anon.
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>>684136566
Your cock smells like Dad's.
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>>684136566
chlamydia, herpes, syphilis, genital warts
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Luke, I am your father
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>>684139782
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Saying "what are you doing here" as a conversation starter
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>>684136566
I'm a registered sex offender.
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You are bit too fat
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Hitler did nothing wrong. Bitch.
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Have you gained weight recently?
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>>684136566
Do you liek mudkips m'lady?
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>>684139834
[Her first name], will you marry me?
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You're more manly than Gaston!
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May I fuck your nostril?
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Will you touch my peepee?
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>>684136566
Still tighter than my dad
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i like to dissect girls
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can you change my diaper?
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Do you like scat porn
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Think this smells like chloroform?
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>>684136566
I have massive anal hemorrhoids
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I do not eat pussy.
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>>684136566
Jet fuel melted steel beams.
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Check this out on 4chan.
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You'll love your sister wives.
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>>684136566
im a registered sex offender
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>>684141677
>>684140003
we had the same post, what do we do about this anon
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>>684136566
moar plz
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>>684136566
Hey OP, remember Ruski?
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how much do you weigh?
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want to browse dank memes?
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"Dont look, its the cops"
Literally happened to me like a couple weeks ago. I met this chick on stupid ass OKCupid and we were smoking a blunt in the movie theater parking lot and not even 5 mins into smoking the cops rolled up behind us. When i said dont look she immedetly jerked her head back to look.... needless to say, there wasnt a second date since we both got arrested for possession
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So, sex or date rape?
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Does this smell like cheese?
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You want the ole lickaroo?
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>>684141971
So cash! Hijack this thread with texts to her and post them.
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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN WHORE
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>>684139160
Maybe anon was just letting us know. Literal shit posting.
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>>684136738
/thread
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I am genderfluid, cis scum
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>>684142207
No not cash, and no im not doing that cause im saving the messages for court to prove it wasnt my weed and you faggot white knights will tell her. All of our convo was on FB messanger and i dont feel like bloting names and shit out
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>>684136566
You have a lazzy eye.
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>>684136566
where should i nut?
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>>684136566

want to lick my smegma?
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>>684142601
*bitch
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My mom gave me aids
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Get the fuck out bith
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Hi gorgeous. I've got AIDS
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Will you tongue my balls?
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Can I finger your asshole
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Why does your cunt smell?
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>>684136566

Creampie, Kitchen, Cook, NO, BEASTIALITY
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>>684142546
Could have just said, "Too soon." Sorry that happened to you.
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>>684139812
No, I am your father
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I want my money back.
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>>684136566

Let me be your cuck
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>>684136566
Your daughter was better, mom.
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>>684136566

Can I spank your hair?
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I actually live with parents
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Waiter! I have a coupon.
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>>684136566
I raped your sister yesterday.
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Whoah! You older than 14?
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>>684136566
i forgot my herpes medication
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Do you do butt stuff?
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Checkout my brand new Prius.
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You have a dick, right?
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egarthsrhrsht
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I am very deeply sad.
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Ever fucked a serial killer?
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My floppy can't get hard
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I murdered my last girlfriend
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>>684136566
woah to soon OP
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>>684137299
That is one of those creepy but possibly innocent things you could say where you MIGHT just get away with it, but she'll still think it was weird.
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your snatch smells like shit
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>>684136566
You have an innie, right?
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Will you tongue-punch my fart-box?
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>>684136566

The fuck are your eyebrows?
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How attractive are your friends?
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So you're not a prostitute?
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So, you into eating dingleberries?
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>>684136566
Hey what're you up to?

Well apparently thats not a way to ask someone out on a date that was already planned, because you get no response and the date is ruined because it never even happened.
True story.
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You make me like guys.. (Said to a girl)
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>>684138448
kek'd
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Hi, my name is David.

(Works for me every single time.)
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Your father is my father
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>>684136566
Woman rights are a joke.
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>>684146450
kek
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You down for some abortions?
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You're uglier than my ex
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>>684146375
If you couldn't play that off as a joke or some shit, you have real issues.
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Will your nana join us?
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>>684136566
Oh my god, you're fat!
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Hey, has this happened before?
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Cunt cunt i'm a millionaire
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>>684136566
You make my dick soft.
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feel the bern
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"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" works every time, /b/
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Fucked your fat mama cunt.
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Is that your father's dildo?
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>>684138743

>we have a winner.
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Sorry I am actually gay, I'm sure this would work.
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You have a daughter, right?
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>>684136566

Me being a sperg
> bed red-headed 240 lb fatty
> want her to roleplay mom/son with me as my mom is a red-head 250 lb fatty
> 5 words "Do you fuck your son?"
> after I said it it occurred to me that I just asked for a 3 way with her son, not to roleplay mom/son with me
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>>684136566
your chubbiness is kinda cute.
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