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>have crush on pic related
>see her every day
>can't even stammer out an awkward hello
>she is sweet

How to approach? I'm fuckin scared /b/
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seriously, I feel like I'm being choked to death everytime I see her. She is totally cool
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>>684136463
Feel the same about some girl, have no fix.
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>>684137097
My friend tells me to just say hi, but holy fuck I would rather fight nazi polar bears than do that
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>>684136337
>Colored hair
fucking abort abort abort
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Be calm be yourself...
She's a person just like you just like anyone else, if things don't work out meh so be it, plenty of tail out there /b/ro
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Don't be a pussy,, wtf is that shit your not in a fucking teen movie,, you don't get some balls,, she will be balls deep in some other dude... dont be an asshole but confidence girls like,,, not your pussy ass love bullshit,, some advice love isn't real it's made up and at its core it is only a business and to stay in shitty relationships. Use your head fag.
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>>684137215
This.

Girls who dye their hair weird colors like purple, green, blue, etc. are usually big bags of crazy.

You don't want this girl OP. I promise.
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>>684136337

Dude. She has purple hair. That is the same as a BIG FUCKING RED STOP SIGN! You wanna stay waaay from chicks like this.
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>>684136337
no ur not scared, ur just twice her age
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>>684137215
what? Why? She's amazing anon and her hair is freakin cool
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>>684136337
The purple hair is a red flag for high maintenance and daddy issues. Abort op. We're trying to save you here.
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>>684136337
Its a tough one man. We can only make fun and suggest things.

You have to take the chance. Sometimes thats all you can do.

Start with small talk to break the ice. If all is going well take the second chance. Ask her to something simple. Like coffee. Or be funny and say "hey girl. Wanna netflix n chill later"

If the convo is strained try just having small talk and not push too hard. Then next time or the time after, ask for a date.

Worst comes to worst you tried. Theres a lot of girls out there

But remember only YOU can approach them. If you dont someone else will

Good luck
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>>684137581
Golden gate it right now faggot...
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>>684137581
Trust your elders, faggot.
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>>684137467
lol, no dude...we go to the same school; i'm a senior and she's a junior
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What you need to do is say "hey look over there!" Then pull her pants down and start licking her asshole hardcore. It gets em every time, girls love that.
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>>684136337
get off my sister faggot
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>>684137582
I thought all girls have Daddy issues
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>>684137581

>her hair is freakin cool
You sound very underage.
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>>684136337
Dyed hair means she craves attention because she never got any... Be prepared for loads of drama.
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>>684138069
Nice try, she's an only child
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>>684137951
ok. do you know any of her friends?
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>>684137814
Who in the fuck says hey girl wanna netflix and chill later, if you never wanna get laid, you guys are fucking pathetic... seriously.. talk to her like your buddy, joke with her not this gay ass fag shit...
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>>684136337
Visualize the worst case scenario where she's so offended that you dared to talk to her that she starts screaming at you at the top of your lungs, and then a huge crowd gathers around laughing. Hold that in your imagination until you start to blush. Then remind yourself that that won't actually happen because girls are attention whores and love it when people notice them, and say hello to the ugly bitch.
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>>684138085
Yeah but by the same example so is makeup. Are you saying that any girl wearing makeup is a fucking red flag?
>>684138081
I'm 18
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>>684138155
No, but she's kinda buddy-buddy with my sister
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>>684138254
I said purple hair is a red flag, you autist. In this case, it's a purple flag.
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>>684137364
>she will be balls deep in some other dude
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>>684138254
>Yeah but by the same example so is makeup
No, just no.

Most girls wear normal makeup, like doing your hair normally. Sometimes they do it up fancy, like their hair, for a special occasion.

However if a girl wears outlandish fucking makeup as the normal course, that too is a big red flag.

Just fap to some 2D and get control of your underageb& hormones.
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>>684138377
You said it means she "craves attention"
So I assume that applying unnatural colors to their face/hair is the same kind of attention grabbing scam
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>>684138509
You're presuming wrong. The other anon said outlandish makeup is a red flag. Normal ass makeup just indicates insecurity. Quit putting words in other people's mouths with ill-worded half-assed psychology.
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>>684138480
I wish it was that easy...she makes everything happy and colorful in my world
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>>684138693
But doesn't insecurity mean Daddy issues? Is she some crazy-ass?
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>>684138728
And yet she thinks you're a creep and is not attracted to you.

And you're on /b/

Get used to 2D
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>>684138728
Okay, I'm coming off a bit harsh as the anon that's bitching about the purple hair and makeup, but that's just because I'm a lonely piece of shit. You obviously like this girl and see her for the work of art she is. Don't force anything. Just try hanging out often and you'll eventually see the opportunity to say, "Hey, I really like you, and I want to make this something more. Would you like that? If not, that's okay, and I won't make it weird. I just feel like you're worth giving a chance as a girlfriend."
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>>684138357
then tell your sister to hook you up with her, problem solved
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>>684138207
Im not telling him to say what i told him word for word.

I dont know his sense of humor so i just said 'netflix n chill' because it gets me to smile. I dont suggest anyone use that as a serious line.

I do not want to tell him what to say or do. Its up to OP.

Like i said man. We can only make fun and suggest things. You need to try going up to her and saying something.
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>>684138891
She doesn't think I'm a creep...or a weirdo. Fuck she has no opinion of me except that I'm one of her acquaintances brother
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I too thought I wanted a girl like this, but she turned out to be a crazy bitch, colored hair abd all. Dont go for it man. There are better girls out there
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>>684139129
>>>/r9k/

Go to your beta brethren.
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>>684139037
>>684139118
Thanks bros, it's sound advice and for sure falls under the "easier said than done" category...but eventually i'm going to have to just talk
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>>684136337
Underaged, probably both of you.
No1 cares about fcking children, kill yourselfes ;)
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>>684139202
I'm not beta man...I'm sillier than that
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>>684139409
>No1 cares about fcking children

Except for you; sorry to have pulled your 50 year old sweaty ass away from the loli threads. you can fuck off now
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>>684139532
>she makes everything happy and colorful in my world
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>>684139769
Nah dude. If was fucking gay I would be begging you to let me eat your asshole...but I'm not doing that so therefore not gay
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>>684139946
Your dad is embarrassed by you
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>>684140153
At least he's got a dad. Sounds like someone has actual daddy issues.
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>>684140153
I wouldn't say embarrassed...But he will never accept me because I refuse to go to college and learn fucking stupid shit so I can "take over his business" someday. I am not selling fucking vacuums for a living
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>>684140392
Proof that you're not a beta by sticking it to your old man. Now go become an electrician so your gf-to-be will be financially secure in your humble arms.
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>>684140675
I'm probably going to major in Philosophy and some shit like "art appreciation" just to try and make him kill himself
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