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You have 5 seconds to explain to me why you are not serving this country.

>11bravo infantry grunter

I could eleminate all your with my tactical precision infantry expertise.
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because people like you are in the Military.
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>>684136309
Fat sack of shit, u been in what ...less than 6 months and you somehow made it thru osut. Idiots like you give the rest of us a bad name you fucking cunt. Enjoy failing weight and tape next time you do your apft. And 19d here you faggot. Fuck you
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Because DD214. Also, fellow BangBang!

>pic unrelated
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Are you upset that they're letting females into combat roles? No more brojobs and etherbunnies?
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>>684136309
I'll serve this country when it starts serving me.
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>>684136309
> infantry
> eleminate

Clearly you picked the right mos you stupid asshole.
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>>684136869
fucking cav scouts...
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>>684136309
>You have 5 seconds to explain to me why you are not serving this country.
but i pay taxes.

you should be more specific.
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If flabby, block head, 4chan users are the ones defending our country we're fucked
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>Tactical precision infantry expertise

Motherfucker, you're a grunt. Your job is to sit on your ass in an area as proof that the US owns it, and shoot anyone who points a potato gun or bigger at you.

You're like a beefed up security guard who's more likely to get blown up by an IED than anything else.
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>>684136309

11b - Bullet catcher.
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>>684136948
Found the entitled millennial...

>#Trump2016
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>>684136933
Not op but I can't fucking wait to smell dat stanky pussy when bitches come to the scouts .....fuck yas.
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>>684137230
>Female cav scouts
>mfw
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im too fat
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>>684137057
I fucking love it when I hear that ... Seriously I'm at half mast brah
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>>684137353
Then work, bitch!! We had a kid in OSUT drop over 60lbs just to get down to weight enough to join, and drop another 30 in OSUT, with proper diet and exercise....
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>>684136309
I really wanted to growing up the at 16 I got type 1 diabetes (the genetic kind) so now they won't accept me for even a fucking desk job. Shit blows
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>>684136309
There's better ways to serve your country
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I am
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>>684136309
Get your hands out your fucking pockets you fartsucker
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>>684137153
It's not entitlement. It's negotiation. I will quite literally serve the country and enlist if it meets my terms.
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>>684137528
Like not getting shot to death like a nigger.
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You mean 'that' country right?

If you actually wanted to serve 'your' country, you'd be a doctors, nurse, police officer, or firefighter.
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>>684137326
It's gonna be a good time. Pregnant hormonal bitches in Brads shooting 25mms and tows. Seriously its gonna gonna be a giant orgy when we go to the field and we finally have female scouts. God I can smell the carbon and pussy juice now....hnnggh
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>>684137528
This. Thanks OP for serving our country a shit-stinking plate of war economy, appreciate it, I'll be fucking your wife next time you're deployed. Enjoy raising my son.
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>>684136309
You're not serving this country, you know that?
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>>684137667
dam nigga, spittin' truth
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>>684137353
Dude, I weighed 265lbs and dropped it to hit my 24% bodyfat prereq so I could join.

Diet change and regular exercise is fucking magic tier man.
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I get conscripted after uni.
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>>684136309
I bet you needed a waiver for that fat, didn't you.. lol
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>>684137897
lmao
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>>684137787
Shut the fuck up you autistic liberal cuck. Kys you fucking leech.
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>>684137897
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>>684136309
Dying for America is like cutting yourself for Beiber. A waste of effort on a shit cause.
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>>684137897
My wife's probably got a bigger dick than you fedora wearin faggot ass.
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>>684138205
>Found the guy who's always making trap threads..
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Because I don't need the validation of others. I don't want to walk around in my uniform to go to the store so people respect me. Maybe if your father loved you, you wouldn't need to try and get the approval of strangers. Your dick is still small faggot.
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>>684136309
35G here. Yes, i know, POG, Whatever.

I left the Army because of this country. Are you willing to defend trannies? Will you give your life for gay rights? Will you act as the global enforcer of feminism and the united states peculiar blend of capitalist imperialism and Socialist welfare? Do you desire to serve a country that will put the rights and futures of non-citizens before the rights of your own children?

Serve your time honorably, do what you need to do, gain your skills and get out when your contract is up. Get ready to be a part of the backlash.
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>>684137787
This hurts so much because it's true.

>>684137897
Roasted.
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>>684138361
Ayyyyyyyyyy. U found me girl
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>>684136309
>Grunter

That means you take loads in the ass while squealing like a pig.
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>>684136309
Because I'm a Democrat and a liberal one at that. Little known fact: 97% of the U.S. military is registered Republican. My guess is that those that register as Democrat are only Democrat because that's what their parents were and none are actually liberals.

Liberals do not protect this country nor do we sully ourselves in menial labor. That's for you peasants. But we will endeavor to seek the peasant vote from certain groups.
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>>684138602
Fag
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>>684136309
hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>684136309
You don't serve the USA, you serve the rich elite, banksters, scammers, and fraudsters.
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>>684136309
I fought for my own country (Britfag reporting!), 5 tours between Iraq and Afghan, how many have you done sonny?
You wouldn't cut it in the RM, you're too fat. Deffo need a beasting or two.
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>>684138705
To be fair, it wasn't very hard..
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>>684138839
Thanks, Alex Jones
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>>684138815
a witty rebuttal.
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The country is not okay with me smoking weed every now and then, but servicemen are allowed to smoke nicotine until their blood thins if they so choose
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I am, by actually producing goods and services.


No member of the military outside of those who service our nuclear arsenal has done a single thing to protect America since ww2.

All other personnel aside from our nuclear deterrent are completely superfluous.

You are a welfare queen.
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>>684138602
You left the army cuz your a weak faggot emotionally and physically. Don't blame it on some bullshit sense of twisted bias that you know nothing about. Goddamn mouth breathers these days....shieeeeeeet
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>>684138885
Finally. An actual soldier in the conversation, not like OP, a low IQ grunter (by his own admission), poorly trained, reliant on expensive equipment and backup.
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>>684136309
I did.
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Those are Air Force multicams....
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>>684136309
because someone has to stay back and teach kids history so we can keep this perpetual cylce of war going
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>>684139051
You're allowed to do that too though..
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>>684137430

>half mast

fucking kek
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>>684139058
You must be 12. Enjoy dying for the kikes.
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because I paid attention in school
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>>684138602
>washes out
>b b but the day of the rope will come and I'll be a man then

That will never happen, we would put you down like a dog, fucking try it and see.
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>>684139056
Nuclear arsenal?? We gave that up years ago. I promise, pinky promise !
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>>684136309
I'm not a mindless sheep that wants to fucking die for a trash country
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>>684136309
Because without being born into a political family or hopping on corporate dick for PAC money running for even state legislature is stacked against me. Maybe instead of killing poor people who, due to lack of education, easily buy into religious extremism and blow each other up, you could...I don't know, fight for campaign finance reform, try to overturn citizens united, petition your representatives and vote out those who view banks as their constituency over the people they are sworn to represent? Fuck off with your gung-ho faggotry. Judging by the gut you're a pog anyway, 11bravo my left nut.
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>>684139056
What about nuclear engineers. Do we get a pass too, oh master of the subjective.
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>>684136309
But u can't get in good shape as u do it
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>>684138885
>You wouldn't cut it in the RM
Yet the RM always needs the support of the US military, and lost so many bar brawls to US service men around the world that they had to start training the soldiers in how to fight in a bar, and to keep the soldiers away from where American service men go to drink
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>>684136309
OP is a total faggot
literally
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>>684139264
Idgaf who writes my pay checks. Still make more than you , special during wartime with those fat fuckin bonuses your idiot ass unwillingly contributed for....so what should I buy next with your "taxes". Fuck off nigger
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>>684138827
OMG LOL. Watch out, your friendly neighborhood national servant is making death threats and boasting 300+ murders for his oil tycoon masters. This butler will not hesitate to pull the trigger even if it means accidentally rolling over his bag of potato chip while readjusting his sniper.
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>>684139533
Rekt
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>>684139472
Goddamn /b/ro we get it, your mad.
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I don't want to risk my life for oil
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>>684137667
No, anon was right, it's entitlement. The government already serves you by providing everything you need from the roads you walk in to the welfare check your mother receives.
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>>684139533
Party hardy, party hardy all night long
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>>684136878
/thread
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>>684139669
Stating fact isn't anger, commenting on facts stated as you did, is anger
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>>684139619
You just ruined this entire thread..
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>>684137787
That's serving your community, not your country, retard.
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>>684136309
Kindey disease & immune suppression means I can't meet the requirements of a health test to join, was interested in the navy & air force at one point though but yah.
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>>684136309
You seem kinda out of shape for a soldier
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>>684136309
Thats gay sorry to break it to you but
youre a fag.

Blame your father for not bringing you up properly and teaching you basic fundamentals of manhood. Now he has a flaming faggot in denial for a son.
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>>684139619
Jesus fuck newfag. Lurk MOAR you idiot .
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>>684136309
I'm assuming you're a citizen of the United states of American In which case my answer to your question is that I am not your country man.
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I'll serve you in COD op
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>>684136948
Make your own success you dipshit
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>>684136948
take responsibility for your fucking life
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>>684139845
>replying to copypasta
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Because I'm fat, have health issues, and I'm not fit to serve. So I do charity work and civil issues instead. I serve too, in my own way.
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>>684137117
This

Infantry = Cannon fodder
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>>684139619
I've never seen someone get baited this hard from copypasta. This guy cant even be from reddit. Go back to iFunny
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>>684139702
If the government expects my life in return then it has to do a lot more for its people than fill some potholes. If I die I get a flag on my casket. Sorry, not a fair trade.
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>>684139702
Rekt
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leave it to the 11bs to make us look like retards.
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>>684139472
i mean i just want to address the fact that there's this huge fuckton of the US military that patrols oceans keeping ports and skies open for the trade that brings us all our chinese toys, japanese animes, swedish dragon dildos, middle eastern oil, british tiddlywinkliewoos and South American produce

there is a lot of military that just sits around not really doing all that much because the U.S. military presence is pretty thorough.

and the alternative to being part of the U.S. supply chain is something i know these faggot liberals can't handle
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>>684136309
damn son! how far have military standards fallen since I've left?
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>>684140083
LOL
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>>684136309
I'm over 30, can't enlist.
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>>684139574
>>684139574
I'm 23 working as a Network Systems Administrator making $60,000 base salary, before annual incentive bonus, stock options, and employer 401k match. Your pay-scale is public, and unless you are a high ranking officer, which I highly doubt given your...demeanor...even with housing bonus and all your special little extras I make more, after taxes, without getting shot at for the profits and special interests of those who shit on my family every year with new trade deals and legislation. Eat a dick hero.
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>>684140133
>expects
Wow, being entitled should be considered a form of mental retardation.
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What a fat sack of shit must of let the standards go to hell since I got out. Thankfully I have my dd214 and do by have to deal with new army bullshit. Here in the Fist plt we are better than you and we know it.
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>>684138827
Kek you beat me to it
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>>684139919
But then it's my success. So why should I serve then?
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Because i dont want to kill innocent people silly op :) Get your dick out of uncle sams ass
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>>684139959
Bro you don't have to justify shit on here
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>>684138779
I'll be damned. I was just about to call you a faggot, then I looked it up and sure enough, it's true. I had no idea the military was basically only republicans. Any idea why this is? Is it that more republicans enlist or is it that more people become republican after serving in the military and having seen whatever shit happened in whatever arena?

Just curious.
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>>684140401
You little army kiddies are so cute
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>>684140333
kek
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>>684140492
You mean uncle sams dick out of his ass.
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>>684140338

Salty niggggaaaaa
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>>684140492
Collateral damage . Fuckem all.
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im suicidal and would be a safety hazard to others
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>>684139953
And in doing so I've abated any need to serve. Either the government helps me and I serve in exchange or I'm expected to stand on my own and the government is entitled to not a goddamn thing from me. I'd say you can't have your cake and eat it, too, but OP looks like he did just that.
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I'm far too smart to be in the military.
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>>684136309
good luck dying in a fabricated war. You're not serving the country. You're serving corrupt politicians.
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>>684140564
not him but:
it's because democrats don't actually love america
democrats like to hate and love to bitch about anything and everything but when push comes to shove they are not actually willing to put their own skin on the line for anything but themselves

democrats are 100% selfish
fact: all the banks in the u.s. are run and owned by democrats
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>>684136309
America is a piece of shit country, led by power hungry and corrupt assholes, populated my moronic, ignorant and arrogant imbeciles. I should know, I live amongst them.
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>>684140564
it's simple. It's because democrats are afraid of guns
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Thanks for serving op. You're my hero.
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>>684140930
Makes sense.
All jews are Democrats.
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>>684140564
Because democrats are liberal, and just want handouts..
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>>684140564
Because democrats tend to know that wars of these century are useless. They're also less brainwashed about MUH MILITARY SERVICE TO COUNTRY
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>>684140193
You mean the trade deals that incentivized the corporations, who have been given our tax money year after year for "economic stimulus," who have been keeping their taxes hoarded overseas in tax havens (see Panama Papers), to offshore manufacturing to places where they can charge cents on the dollar of wages to an American citizen, destroying the job market and families while they're at it? FUCK YOUR TRADE DEALS! WE CAN MAKE DILDOS HERE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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>>684136309
There's no world war 3 so she doesn't need me
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>>684141159
I'm down with bringing back MADE IN THE USA
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>>684141159
most of our military obligations predate anyone in this thread's birth, so i don't really understand how our feelings justify changing a system that literally took all of human history to reach this point. The reason the left fails everytime it seizes power in any country is because everything the left does is unnatural.
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>>684136309

I am, you fat fuck. Did you pass height and weight today, tubby?

35P here. Fuck you, legs.
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>>684136309
I don't need to be a part of a government post-secondary babbysitting program and I don't need welfare.
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>>684140333
nice trips

But anyways, 35Pfag here. If you speak other languages, you can test (if your MOS is language dependent IAW AR 11-6) and get up to an extra thousand a month. If you're in a unit that's worth a shit, you can go on TDYs and make an ass-ton of money. Also no taxes on deployment.

However most jobs in the military do suck. But if you know how to play your cards right you can easily hit 80k-90k/year.

But you get all these other dudes who are like HURR DURR BUT AT LEAST I'M COMBAT. Yeah man. Good for you.
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>>684136309
You look like a fat cunt to be honest mate. My superior speed and skill would ensure your inevitable defeat in hand to hand combat.
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>>684137897
"You just got schooled sahn"
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>>684142002
People can talk shit and call us POGs all they want, but we're where the money flows baby.
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>>684138602
>I left the Army because of this country. Are you willing to defend trannies? Will you give your life for gay rights? Will you act as the global enforcer of feminism and the united states peculiar blend of capitalist imperialism and Socialist welfare? Do you desire to serve a country that will put the rights and futures of non-citizens before the rights of your own children?

More like kicked out of the Army for failure to adapt because Sergeant hurt your feelings one to many times eh?
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