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Fuck. I accidentally ate chocolate today that had alcohol in it..

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Fuck. I accidentally ate chocolate today that had alcohol in it..
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>>684134367
...and?
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>>684134509
Im muslim
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>>684134367
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking Straight Edge faggot, no one gives a shit. I forgot how much I hated cock fucks like you when I was a teen. You know what happened to the straight edge kids my age? They grew the fuck up. At least be Christian or some shit that way your retardation will be more easily accepted.
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>>684134654
It was an accident as you said. Are accidents sins?
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>>684134654
....and?
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>>684134849
Of course accidents are sins. If the Quran is anything like the bible, then even thinking about it is a sin. That's the level of stupid we're dealing with.
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shiiieet bro your living on the edge better watch out !
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>>684134852
Thanks, anon. This is almost as funny as the guy that got raped by a ghost yesterday.
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Look at this shit. We're screwed. The blacks are winning.
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>>684134994
fuck *your're
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>>684135109
shit fuck cuck you're
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>>684134953
Sucks to be him then I guess. Have fun burning for all eternity, opie
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>>684135151
fuck no you're the man not a cuck fuck
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>>684134654
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>>684134953
wow dude I hate religion god damn It get out of your cult!!!!!!!!
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>>684135906
You've never tried to bring that point up to a devout, have you? It does not end well.
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>>684134953
Muslim here. You're retard
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>>684136207
I beg to differ. Point 1, this pic doesn't piss me off.
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>>684136457
Exibit 2
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>>684136510
Exhibit A
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Muslims are retarded
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>>684136575
Shit, wrong one
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>>684136575
>>684136510
So i heard you like xzibit
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>>684134367
no one who is straight edge does that shit.
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>>684134654
How is your cousin/wife?
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>>684134367
did angel riding a pegasus decend from the haven to enact Alah's vengence upon you yet? Is flying horse white or black?

Or maybe a God's mighty thunder has struck you on the head ... or Muhamed himself visited you in sleep to tell you personaly that he's gonna take your 40 virgins away from you after death? ... or? .... or? ...

Nothing happened yes? So who gives a fuck how much alchohol you drink. Only your liver will decide if it was a sin.....
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>>684134367
Just eat some pork to level things out.
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>>684134654
Laxatives and prayers? Put the Quran in a pillowcase and have your dad beat you with it.
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>>684134367
how gay is this that needs the word "straight" in the name?
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