ITT: moments of fame and notoriety experienced by /b/-dwelling anons
No real names necessary, and doesn'r really have to be /b/-related
I knew a horrible crime was going to be committed before it was. (A friend was going to do it, and told me before he did it)
Then it happened, and I never said a word about it.
I knew who did it, and the police were everywhere canvassing, searching, interviewing. They came to my door and I said I didn't know a thing, they left a card and left.
They arrested someone else. Some guy with mental issues. Saw friend after this, at a bar and he was shooting pool. He just shot me a smile and wink, and we never talked about it.
My friend is a sociopath. And I am an enabler.
I was the only one in my year who graduated cum laude.
fuck you Mr. Scheering for telling me I'd fail, you fat old cunt.
Me and a friend burnt down what appeared to be an old barn once.
We were experimenting with lots of shit we created, like milled gun powder and a few small plastic pipe bombs.
The area was remote and in a rural area, so no one would hear the noise from the explosions.
We did this for a few weeks - was fun as fuck.
Started blowing up watermelons and other fruit and veg.
However, one weekend it took a turn for the worst. We wanted to see if we could blow a hole in one of the brick walls with a decent sized improvised explosive we made.
Because we didn't have an electronic trigger we had to use det cord from a distance - the bomb was too risky to throw.
However, in doing so the distance covered by the det cord ignited something on the ground (not anything we placed) and the whole fucking place went up in flames. Not to mention that when the IED went off the wall came crashing the fuck down.
Was mental as fuck and I was so full of adrenaline I was throwing up for hours after it.
Anyway, turned out the barn wasn't abandoned as we thought because apparently the barn was still being used for sheltering cattle, and the fire we started killed a cow.
Made it into a few newspapers.
My best friends gf's nudes got leaked and spread across the entire school.
We had an assembly about the dangers of sharing naked pictures and how you can be charged etc.
Nobody ever found out that is was me who stole them from his phone and emailed them to our friends.