How do I get into the pants of a girl who has recently had her heart broken and only thinks about her faggot ex all day?
bamp
Bump
Cut his face off and wear it duh
Date her ex until he dumps you too, then you'll have something in common to cry about
give her what he didn't.. she's low on confidence.. prime for the taking
>>684131728
raep
>>684131728
Don't be her fucking friend, ask her out.
Roofies. Works 100% of the time.
>>684131728
chloroform
>>684133020
We met on Tinder, now she's added me on FB and keeps talking about how sad and depressed she is all day. She lives in another town, but not very far away. Should I just ask her to Skype tomorrow, and then ask her to meet her irl, or should I skip the Skype thing?
Also what do I say if she starts whining about her ex again?
>>684133594
This. Seriously, just ask her out. If she says no then move the fuck on.
>>684134735
Yeah, she said "I would love to show you around my town", or something along those lines when I said I'd like to visit her... I guess I'll just do that then. Thanks!
>>684131728
>caring this much about recently used goods
>>684131728
Ask her how his dick tastes, then kiss her so you can taste it
