>set up camera on timer mode
>rush back to pick up angry cat
>sit down in front of world's smallest birthday cake
>use every last bit of energy to force a smile
>hate yourself more than ever
>tfw you get ambushed with a birthday party next time you sneak upstairs from the basement
Ugly and social outcasts... kek this will be me in 3 months, then I'm 20
This one's the worst because the guy sitting in the back
GATTA GAW FAST
>I hope that blood elf didn't alt f4 from our ERP while I got ambushed going upstairs
Wow Sarah, your family gave you a decent looking cake
i blew my 20's candles alone with my mom, the picture is lost but she was golden
I prefer to go to other's birthday parties
well he has still a chance to get the exit
>Celebrate with family when they first wake up
>Celebrate with friends later in the day
Apparently intimacy between family before anything else doesn't exist.
This thread is autism to the N'th degree
because most of the other ones in this thread are lonely people, you flemwad. only exceptions would be >>684126525
and maybe >>684126848
because dude wants his dead wife back.
>tfw wish I lived alone and away from parents so I didn't have to go through cringeworthy half-assed attempts at birthday festivities every fucking year
I'd rather buy a cake and a single candle and light it myself just to be sad and fucking pathetic then eat the whole fucking cake over the sink than have my mum bake me a fucking cake, make me blow out the candles, sing happy fucking birthday, invite my fucking retard grandma over and give me some fucking disgusting card from safeway
oh damn... i really feel sorry for him.
I don't get these people. I'm pretty NEET as I make $4k a month never leaving the house for the most part. If I feel like it I still get out and do shit. Can't drive as my visions just bad enough to be declared 'legally' blind whatever the fuck that means so no car which sucks but still holy fuck.
Last weekend was spent down at the staples center going to shows and getting plastered as fuck. I somehow ended up at a vocaloid concert which ... I actually kind of enjoyed. Mostly for the Anamanaguchi opening tho.
Social outcast friendos, just stop giving a fuck and go do the shit you wanna do. It's not that hard.
lol how does that make me a virgin white knight loser? im pointing out the ones that are obviously normal people just taking pictures with cake.
pull your head out of your ass and go talk to people for once. i know you're trolling at this point because there no way someone can be this retarded.
Ugh wat thumbnail is this
How do you set a png thumbnail if it doesnt have frames
This happens sometimes on 4chan. When two pictures are posted at the same time, they sometimes take on the thumbnail of the other picture. However, the dimensions are maintained, that's why you get this stretched ass picture of this chick.
Looks like a business guy, maybe on a trip. >>684127237
Which is pretty retarded. He's 20 which means he might have barely been able to get a 2 year degree done. Not likely though. If you sent doing a trade or have a degree pretty much everything else is minium wage and you become the working poor
> can't admit I'm so desparate to get laid that I actually think comforting a picture of a girl posted by some random person will help increase my chances of losing my virginity
Jezaz u fukn cancerous twat. I assume you're like those lonely antisocial plebs who're into fucking loli and trap
>31 years old
>never had a gf
>never had sex with girl who wasn't a prostitute
>why even live?
the cringe when a summer fag says tfw and and doesn't upload a picture
>tfw summer tards don't know what tfw means
>he thinks it's that face when
>doesn't realise it's actually that feel when
mfw (my fucking word)
Nice going Senpai desu you really should leave desu we don't want you here desu stop trying to log in desu no one care about desu not even your momma desu.
Show me your book of new
>35 most recent texts in my phone are from vodafone
>last facebook message not family member was in 2009
>ITT: /b/tards uploading pics of themselves
hey, good job, /b/. at least julius wasn't completely alone this way.
damn... i really hope that julius has found his way in life in the meantime.
Thread is hitting me hard.
>birthday was last friday, turned 24.
>laid off the week before.
>get a phone call from my mom, and a text from dad.
>didnt tell them that I'm probably going to have to live with one of them in a couple of days.
>Go to bar, and post on social media for people to come celebrate my birthday with me.
>noone shows up on a friday night, except my sister and boyfriend, who buy me a beer and leave.
>Didn't even get a free drink from the bartender.
>Went to bed before midnight.
Shit is not cash
Wow Senpai, pretty close but my name is Autisimo not Autism!
So desu please leave desu
>tfw sorrow in its purest form
>slightly cringey but a lot of effort and some love went into these.
>they look somewhat happy
>kinda cringey, with a hint of despair
>nah, just getting some lunch
>femanons dont count
>only men can feel true misery
>women can only feel mistreated
>mfw these guys at the start
>teh feels are strong
wanna change that anon?
>inb4 no, "I roll solo lol"
and that's why "Ugly and social outcasts" will never snap out of it. They they shut themselves up and never let anyone befriend them.
>tfw 32nd birthday last month
>no friends to invite
>only 3 family members and therapist
>cake made of stacked mini-doughnuts
>"here's to a new you this year anon"
>mfw I have schizophrenia and meds don't work
>mfw I have a note at the computer to remind me
>"if its not your parents they aren't real"
>still be 12
>post sad face because cocks are the one thing you cannot stop sucking
>you should commit suicide
thanks for keeping me up, anon.
this post of him sounds good.
Get the FUCK off my board, reddit fag!
yes... let the hate flow through you... don't stop.
I think all mothers want their children to receive as much love as affection from them as humanly possible
they just don't realize, or are unwilling to come to terms with the fact that that's not the best way to allow their kids to learn about life, be prepared to live it, and thus be able to love it
I think there is no malice to it. it's just hard for them to control their impulses, and with life as easy as it is, they don't have to as much
thats not lonely his mom is there fag and the person that took the pic.
>be me 13
>no electric for past 2 years; live off car batteries
>no water for past 3 years; neighbors hose at night
>today mom in jail cocaine charge
>today dad in jail cocaine charge
>today sister in juvenile;stealing food
>begging food from neighbors
>our 3rd home now also condemned
>child protection coming for me
>next morning, ran away and am still running 30years later.
fags dont know loneliness, or so poor you steal to eat and cloth yourself.
>Tfw my bday soon
>tfw I have to avoid bday to avoid obvious loneliness
>tfw I must wallow in solidarity to avoid awkward bday
That's the picture I took during 20th my birthday. I study abroad. My mom cried, my gf too.
Happy late birthday. Have a random pic. Find another job and work on a career. Hope you have a better year ahead.
I'll be real with you, /b/. I haven't had an actual birthday party in... almost 12 years. I don't mind, actually. Planning parties/get togethers is a pain in the ass, that and I don't speak to a lot of my extended family either. So, usually it's just the fam and me on a sibling's birthday where we can all privately and quietly celebrate us. I also don't enjoy being the center of attention a lot, though it is nice from time to time.
But for the most part "lonely" birthdays don't actually bother me all that much. Last five birthdays I was either in school or working (working nights, mind you).
Though I think my 20th birthday was the most surreal. Dad tells me the day before that he's planning on moving out and leaving my mom. Actual birthday arrives I go to Knotts/LA area with friends and it's a really good time but I still had my dad's revelation gnawing away at me all day that day. Spooked me so bad I legit turned to Jesus and I never turned to Jesus before.
Not sure if mocking, but fuck it, I'll bite. I'm lonely for other reasons, not so much because it's my birthday. I understand people are busy and may not want to hangout when they got some broad they wanna screw, or sleep, or eat, or whatever the fuck it is else that people do. Personally, I'd rather paint or sleep than go out sometimes -- though going to bars/clubs by the beach is awesome, getting cross faded and grinding on drunk bitches is the shit, fam. However self-medication like that is not a cure for mental issues.
Just because you're lonely doesn't mean you're completely fucked up or a fuck up.
Just thought i'd throw my hat in the ring, since I've noticed these are all birthday pics. don't get me wrong, celebrating your birthday alone can be sad, but hear me out. I'm your guy's age, mid twenties, no girlfriend, live with my parents, wanting to meet people and find love and not be alone. Where did i go? Disneyland. I held a pass and went once a week for THREE YEARS. being a single man without a kid or a date is the most depressing and the best definition of loneliness. the events, the parades, the character meet and greets are not designed for your demographic. the rides are good, but you sit alone in the single rider line, making idle chit chat but going nowhere in life or the line. you could ask out the cutest girls there, and they'll smile, say it's nice to meet you, and they'll take your picture, but only because they're paid to do so, they feel nothing for you. You have to avoid Fantasyland entirely because that's where all the parent's give you weird looks for being alone, thinking you're some kind of freak. It's suppsed to be the happiest place on earth, but if your alone, like I am, or you guys are, it's a brightly colored, overpriced hell. I am dead inside because i didn't find what I was looking for.
I'm from north italy. Here it's pretty normal to celebrate the birthday of a 20 something at least two time. One with parents/family, so no more than 3/4 people with the "birthday boy", and one with friends, usually at night and
usually o friday or saturday, maybe eating and drinking.
today is my actual birthday (28) and i've been telling everyone i have plans with my gf, and i've been telling my gf i have plans with my friends
>gf working double today and tomorrow
>all i'm doing tonight is drinking alone and raiding
>on my alt
the autism is real and i really don't even care, gonna end up shrugging and considering it a pretty good night
Thanks mr weatherman, praise the sun
I can't wait until the day after I turn 21 in a bit here so I can get away from my family andbuy some liquor to drink alone.