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ITT: Crippling Lonliness

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ITT: Crippling Lonliness
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>people who have someone to hold the camera
>alone
pick one
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>>684126156

>set up camera on timer mode
>rush back to pick up angry cat
>sit down in front of world's smallest birthday cake
>use every last bit of energy to force a smile
>*flash*
>hate yourself more than ever
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>>684126525
she's hot
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>>684126446
thanks mr weatherman, praise the sun
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>tfw you get ambushed with a birthday party next time you sneak upstairs from the basement
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>>684126525
Its very common take photo alone with the fathers and then the party go on....You are never have a party?
Yes, i now, my english suck.
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>>684126689
moar
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>>684126007
that cake looks like shit :(
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>>684126901
how is this crippling loneliness, this just looks like a picture of average suburban white girl taking a picture with the cake before eating it with family.
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>>684125931

This picture always gets to me. I'm not sure why, not sure how.

I can almost feel the depression in that picture..
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>tfw dad won't play catch with you
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>>684126007
>>684127070
yup, looks like a case of parents indirectly telling their kid to get out of the house.
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>>684126901
>>684126586
>>684126144
>>684126007
>>684125970
>>684125931
Ugly and social outcasts... kek this will be me in 3 months, then I'm 20
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>>684127074
when you're doing thinking with your genitals and not the brain
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>>684125931
This one's the worst because the guy sitting in the back

>>684125970
GATTA GAW FAST

>>684126810
>I hope that blood elf didn't alt f4 from our ERP while I got ambushed going upstairs

>>684126901
Wow Sarah, your family gave you a decent looking cake
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i blew my 20's candles alone with my mom, the picture is lost but she was golden
I prefer to go to other's birthday parties
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>>684127470
how the fuck this is thinking with my genitals, plenty of normal people i know do this before celebrating with family. quit being a fucking retard.
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Here you go is dis you
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the more elaborated the cake, the lonelier the guy
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>>684126007
candles not even lightning wtf do they get them back to store after that ?
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>>684127038
>>684126901
>>684126932
>>684127263
wat ?
the thread is a bout lonliness not normies infront a cake
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>>684127653
then why dont you add the same comment to any other of the images posted in this thread, dick?
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my life
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>>684127647
lol
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>>684126112
well he has still a chance to get the exit
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>>684126156
>Celebrate with family when they first wake up
>Celebrate with friends later in the day

Apparently intimacy between family before anything else doesn't exist.

This thread is autism to the N'th degree
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>>684126201
Haha lol I've been in that position for 2 years then i bought a table
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>>684126480
jesus christ mate, that hit me hard
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>>684127832
This makes me sad
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>>684126815
not your english ...
you suck
faggot with your fancy partys n' shit
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>>684127875
because most of the other ones in this thread are lonely people, you flemwad. only exceptions would be >>684126525
>>684127038
>>684126932
and maybe >>684126848
because dude wants his dead wife back.
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>>684126446
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>tfw wish I lived alone and away from parents so I didn't have to go through cringeworthy half-assed attempts at birthday festivities every fucking year

I'd rather buy a cake and a single candle and light it myself just to be sad and fucking pathetic then eat the whole fucking cake over the sink than have my mum bake me a fucking cake, make me blow out the candles, sing happy fucking birthday, invite my fucking retard grandma over and give me some fucking disgusting card from safeway
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>>684126480
Me in two years
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This is why I never tell people it's my bday.
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>>684128332
there is not difference in the images but gender. you're just a horny forever alone white knight loser
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>>684127832

oh damn... i really feel sorry for him.
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>>684127469
>>684127426
a lot of old folks eating there
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>>684126480
>>684128285

this is what happens when you "try"
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I don't get these people. I'm pretty NEET as I make $4k a month never leaving the house for the most part. If I feel like it I still get out and do shit. Can't drive as my visions just bad enough to be declared 'legally' blind whatever the fuck that means so no car which sucks but still holy fuck.

Last weekend was spent down at the staples center going to shows and getting plastered as fuck. I somehow ended up at a vocaloid concert which ... I actually kind of enjoyed. Mostly for the Anamanaguchi opening tho.

Social outcast friendos, just stop giving a fuck and go do the shit you wanna do. It's not that hard.
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>>684128419
>safeway
>east coast
831 here fam hbu
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>>684128409
I lost the game
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>>684128505
it's the same guy. he goes there erryday
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>>684126051
Geez he looks like a cool guy too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWocmse1Ef4
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keep going op..
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>>684127532
lol this pic
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>>684128568
I'm Australian.
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>>684127607
112 birthday? is that Bilbo?
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>>684128300
My english is good so? I am happy now.
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>>684127647
Living the dream
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>>684128497
lol how does that make me a virgin white knight loser? im pointing out the ones that are obviously normal people just taking pictures with cake.
pull your head out of your ass and go talk to people for once. i know you're trolling at this point because there no way someone can be this retarded.
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>>684128565
Agreed. Life's not serious enough to be worth feeling bad about for the most part. Sounds like a fun night mang.
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>>684127832
This one is the worst, think i've seen it a dozen times and I still cri
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>>684127832
lol
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>>684128971
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>>684128025
This is the best! XD
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>>684128743
Yeah I thik this one is a joke. Judging by the boones farm cheapo wine and business suit. He could buy better wine but he was going for a certain cliche or something.
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>>684128929
didn't know they had safeways in australia.
how is it there? ive been planning on visiting for a while, and im going to be going there soon for a business trip anyways.
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>>684127832
Ugh wat thumbnail is this

How do you set a png thumbnail if it doesnt have frames
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>>684129112
>XD
fag
he looks like sheldon
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>>684129010
> im pointing out the ones that I hope one day I would get to put my peepee in
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>>684126480
Damn man.... Hit me hard
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>>684127832
Poor dude
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>>684128508
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>>684127426
I got something in my eyes now...
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>>684126144
Is that trapper?
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>>684129149
They're called Woolworths now, but they were Safeway when I was growing up.

And eh, it's a country. Nice enough.
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>>684125904
Daymn thank you OP for that thread it motivated me to change
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>>684129152
Fucking new tard.

Get out normie

RREEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>684125904
>be me
>around 12
>chatting with bots in counter strike
>felt joy and wormth when bot asked ''Killer where are you from
>:(
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>>684126201
>They even gave it a little neckbeard
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>>684126972
This is easily the most depressing picture in the thread, and it's been completely ignored lol.
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>>684129168
>can't admit i have no experience with people not on the internet
you can't even make a coherent argument, literally kill yourself.
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>>684129047
wtf is it im not good with gore and shit so i don't want click it and have it as like a fucking beheaded kid
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>>684129152
This happens sometimes on 4chan. When two pictures are posted at the same time, they sometimes take on the thumbnail of the other picture. However, the dimensions are maintained, that's why you get this stretched ass picture of this chick.
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>>684127038
This guy is actually pretty hot tbh
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>>684126051
Looks like a business guy, maybe on a trip. >>684127237
Which is pretty retarded. He's 20 which means he might have barely been able to get a 2 year degree done. Not likely though. If you sent doing a trade or have a degree pretty much everything else is minium wage and you become the working poor
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>>684129152
what is this sorcery!??!?!?
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>>684126480
I'm so sad right now.
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>>684127469
>>684127426

That's a real man right thur.
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>>684129459
any place you'd recommend?
heading over to queensland to meet some colleagues of mine, if you know anything cool t do during a week there?
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>>684129528
> can't admit I'm so desparate to get laid that I actually think comforting a picture of a girl posted by some random person will help increase my chances of losing my virginity
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>>684129495
Jezaz u fukn cancerous twat. I assume you're like those lonely antisocial plebs who're into fucking loli and trap
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>31 years old
>never had a gf
>never had sex with girl who wasn't a prostitute
>why even live?
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>>684129598
you're safe then
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>>684129908
why wtf is it?
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>>684129902
miniature trains won't build themselves.
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>>684129843
>can't admit that i've been shown other posts in this thread that are just normal people and can't admit i'm wrong
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>>684126972
>>684129523

i'm sure the blow up doll forums on the internet told him "it's being more accepted all the time". "it's very common".
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>>684126446
thanks mr weatherman, praise the sun
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>>684127701
>crappy haircut
>robot face
>glasses
>skin and bones
>watch too big for skinny wrists
>shit tier cake

feels thread
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>>684129717
he's in one direction now
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>>684129989
a black man getting hit hard where it hurts the most
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>>684129866
LLLLEEAAAAVEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>684129902
Hit the gym get advise in haircuts and dressing start looking good go to a club hit drunk girls
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I'm pretty much one of these guys at this point. It really sucks but I just kind of lost control of my life. Feels bad and hopeless.
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>>684130167
the dick or his pride or something??
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>>684128568
Safeways are all over the place you fucking idiot.
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>>684127832
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>>684130205
You are the most useless thing in this forum. Get help.
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>>684129495
>>684129866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqCQoFBEddE
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>>684130031
I can't admit I'm proud of my wife's son being raped by gay niggers
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>>684126848
I really just want to go to old people and have them tell me about their life.
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>>684130407
sad that you can't admit that then
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>>684130368
This forum this forum THIS FORUM THOS FORUM THIS FORUM THIS FORUM THIS FORUM THIS FORUM THIS FORUM THOS FORUM THIS FORUM THIS FORUM THIS FORUM THIS FORUM
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>>684126144
>balloons
>snacks
>extra cupcakes
At least someone tried to put in effort for his party
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>>684127426
tfw some retards post this in cringe thread
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>>684126007

i can almost smell the depression
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>>684126932
This shit hit me hard, I remember when I didn't have a qt pup by my side
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>>684130368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW8ghBrQz1E
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>>684130355
>(You)
it even has attentionwhoring samefags!
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>>684128568
There are safeways all over america and in other countries dipshit.
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>>684126007
the eastern europeanness of his face and environs saddens me
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>>684126112
gotta love that ratty stache
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>>684130566
the cringe when a summer fag says tfw and and doesn't upload a picture
>tfw summer tards don't know what tfw means
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>>684130205
>reeeeeeeeeeee
Anyone who uses this meme is automatically retarded in my book.
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>>684127832
i can't be sad because u know...
nigger
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>>684130788
They are called krogers in other places.
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>>684130867
>tfw no face
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>>684130867

>tfw i don't upload a picture
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>>684130927
moved from east coast to west coast, never saw a safeway in jersey or ny
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>>684130867
>mfw newfag pretending to be oldfag
:^)
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>>684130867
mfw you've been here all winter and still don't lurk more.
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>>684130867
Tfw means "that feel when", not that face when.

Damn.
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>>684126446
thanks mr weatherman, praise the sun.
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>he thinks it's that face when
>doesn't realise it's actually that feel when

mfw (my fucking word)
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>>684128908

well she's practically begging for it. look how perky she got.
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>>684130882
Finally someone
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>>684130368
>This FORUM
This forum??

Nice going Senpai desu you really should leave desu we don't want you here desu stop trying to log in desu no one care about desu not even your momma desu.
>>684130882
Show me your book of new

but please

>Leave
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>>684127607
this is clearly a workplace
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>>684130867
>mfw i have no pic to upload
>mfw i'am here since 2007 ang get called summerfag fo the first time
>mfw noface
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>>684126201
that's kinda nice though. there was love put into this
mothers just don't know what the fuck they're doing I guess
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>>684126525
I date the shit outta that.
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>>684130867
mfw you actually care
You pretty much just proved you're a newfag.
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>35 most recent texts in my phone are from vodafone
>last facebook message not family member was in 2009
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>>684131296
what makes you say that?
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>>684129520
oh shit, its completely new kind of sad now, thank you
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>ITT: /b/tards uploading pics of themselves
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>>684126525
>>684131363


chad beat you to it
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>>684130355

hey, good job, /b/. at least julius wasn't completely alone this way.
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>>684131257
Pretty sure this poster legitimately has autism.
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>>684130867
>mfw your mfw is a tumblrcat
gtfo tumblr
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I was absolutely alone for my birthday for the first time this year. It was my 21st birthday. I spent the whole day drinking and smoking weed, but it doesn't help with the emptiness
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>>684131626
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>>684129112
>XD
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>>684126201
Holy shit i spend too much time being like this
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>>684127426
Guy is legit, worth praise, doesn't have my sympathy as he doesn't need it. He's a good man.
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>>684131768
i want to grab you by the ear and slap you so hard you wont remember how dumb you are
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>>684130236
Hes too far gone to handle that kind of interaction. He needs to pick up lonely fat women wherever they sit alone in public.
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>>684131418
the sign on the door, the bins and packaging behind the table. it's not uncommon to have a takeaway and some cake in the office when it's someone's birthday.
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>>684129738

he's like 35. asian people look younger
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>>684131725

damn... i really hope that julius has found his way in life in the meantime.
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>>684131614
Fucking Chad man
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>>684126689
lol who put up the rocks faggt
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>>684127647

I don't see anything wring with this. This man knows what he wants and who his real friends are.
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>>684127426
Ouch!!!
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Thread is hitting me hard.
>birthday was last friday, turned 24.
>laid off the week before.
>no cake
>get a phone call from my mom, and a text from dad.
>didnt tell them that I'm probably going to have to live with one of them in a couple of days.
>Go to bar, and post on social media for people to come celebrate my birthday with me.
>noone shows up on a friday night, except my sister and boyfriend, who buy me a beer and leave.
>Didn't even get a free drink from the bartender.
>Went to bed before midnight.
Shit is not cash
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>>684130236
>hit drunk girls
yeah dude just hit some drunk bitches
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>>684131636
Wow Senpai, pretty close but my name is Autisimo not Autism!

So desu please leave desu
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This is a sad depressing thread. Hope all these people find companionship
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>>684130867
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>>684125931
>>684125970
>>684126007
>>684126051
>>684126079
>>684126112
>>684126144
>>684126586
>>684126810
>>684127701
>>684127832
>>684127394
>tfw sorrow in its purest form

>>684126144
>>684126201
>slightly cringey but a lot of effort and some love went into these.

>>684126480
>>684127038
>>684127263
>dont count
>they look somewhat happy

>>684127647
>>684126972
>kinda cringey, with a hint of despair

>>684127426
>>684127469
>nah, just getting some lunch

>>684126525
>>684126901
>femanons dont count
>only men can feel true misery
>women can only feel mistreated

>mfw these guys at the start
>teh feels are strong
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>>684126480
This is just sad.
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>>684132239
Them possibly. The coefficient of friction of the large rocks on rough wood would be sufficient to maintain their position at a roughly 30 degree angle.
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>>684131318

This mother knew exactly what she was doing.
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>>684132400
>thread aint cancer mate
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>>684131992
he seems to be
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>>684128576
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>684132400

so embittered...
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>>684132525
Check the reply.
I love the thread but tf is that.
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>>684127429
wanna change that anon?
>inb4 no, "I roll solo lol"
and that's why "Ugly and social outcasts" will never snap out of it. They they shut themselves up and never let anyone befriend them.
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>>684131901
Dude is not that hard drunk girls are into anything once i saw a passed out hot drunk girl being carried away by an ugly nigger and i bet they were completely strangers
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>>684131396
lmao
being average male sucks
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>tfw 32nd birthday last month
>no friends to invite
>only 3 family members and therapist
>no gifts/cards
>cake made of stacked mini-doughnuts
>"here's to a new you this year anon"
>mfw I have schizophrenia and meds don't work
>mfw I have a note at the computer to remind me
>"if its not your parents they aren't real"
>mfw...
>mfw............
>it's lonely
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>>684129497
>be you
>still be 12
>post sad face because cocks are the one thing you cannot stop sucking
>you should commit suicide
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>>684132869
forgot pic
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>>684132326
Happy birthday!
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>>684132534
thanks for keeping me up, anon.

this post of him sounds good.
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>>684130927
No they're not kroger is a completely different company , they did try to buy out safeway at one point though
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>>684132701
nah, just a new fag tryin to act sage.
>not cancer
>just annoying
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>>684130867
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>>684132933
>>684132869
Wow
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>>684128755
>feels
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>>684126446
thanks mr weatherman, praise the Sun
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>>684132326
Belated Happy Birthday!
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>>684132805
>inb4 no, "I roll solo lol"
>current year
>YOU SHALL LIKE WHAT I LIKE
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>>684130434
My fear is that I would bore the fuck out of them.
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>>684127299
I have bought that before. Worked on thanksgiving and family was 3 hours away, not that lonely
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>>684132869
>>684132933
You sound like a homo
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>>684133467
Get the FUCK off my board, reddit fag!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>684133631
usage of signatures is against the rules.
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>>684133631

yes... let the hate flow through you... don't stop.
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>>684132869
Write books about fantasy
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>>684127607
My parents had that table in the 90s
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>>684132519
I think all mothers want their children to receive as much love as affection from them as humanly possible
they just don't realize, or are unwilling to come to terms with the fact that that's not the best way to allow their kids to learn about life, be prepared to live it, and thus be able to love it
I think there is no malice to it. it's just hard for them to control their impulses, and with life as easy as it is, they don't have to as much
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>>684126480
the cat's like "help me"
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>>684125904
thats not lonely his mom is there fag and the person that took the pic.

>be me 13
>no electric for past 2 years; live off car batteries
>no water for past 3 years; neighbors hose at night
>today mom in jail cocaine charge
>today dad in jail cocaine charge
>today sister in juvenile;stealing food
>begging food from neighbors
>our 3rd home now also condemned
>condemnedhouse.jpg
>child protection coming for me
>next morning, ran away and am still running 30years later.

fags dont know loneliness, or so poor you steal to eat and cloth yourself.
FTW
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choosing to stay at home with my parents while everyone else is having fun at prom..
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>>684133631

oh cmon, why u stoppin? keep me entertained.
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>>684134098

what are your current addictions?
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>Tfw my bday soon
>tfw I have to avoid bday to avoid obvious loneliness
>tfw I must wallow in solidarity to avoid awkward bday
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>>684132326
Turned 22 last Friday too.
I feel you anon.
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>>684134098
>weed
>sis coke (dying aids and prison armed robbery)
>ma OD (misboot)
>pa OD (heartattack)
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>>684126446
thanks mr weatherman, praise the sun
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>>684129835
not op, but theme parks and beaches on the goldcoast are good.
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>>684127832
poor guy...
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>>684126446
thanks mr weatherman, praise the sun
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>>684126051
Boonefarms hahaha. Dude get yourself a whiskey and a cigar
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>>684126972
Alpha
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>>684135233
ah, the alpha paradox
>beta takes blow up doll to public place
>....
>but wait, beta subjects himself to ridicule and humiliation
>alpha as fuck
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thanks /b/ for letting me contemplate suicide even more, because this is how the last 6 birthdays of mine went.
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>>684127832
I don't know if he's joking or if he's legit lonely
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i dont see the problem with being alone on your birthday, or any other time

people are fucking annoying, birthdays are just a day when you are slighter older, like any other day
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>>684126446
thanks mr weatherman, praise the sun
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>>684135532
with people around and a cake? you're such a mundane person.
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>>684131614
Ain't that some shit?
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That's the picture I took during 20th my birthday. I study abroad. My mom cried, my gf too.
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>>684136773
My 20th* birthday god damn.
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>>684127299
These are pretty good, and a decent value
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>>684126446
thanks mr weatherman, praise the Sun
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>>684132326
Happy late birthday. Have a random pic. Find another job and work on a career. Hope you have a better year ahead.
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>>684126525
why is the micro unplugged?
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>>684134515
If you post any conctact info + date I'll congratulate you and even send you a song
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>>684126689
penis envy
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>>684126446
thanks mr weatherman, praise the sun
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I'll be real with you, /b/. I haven't had an actual birthday party in... almost 12 years. I don't mind, actually. Planning parties/get togethers is a pain in the ass, that and I don't speak to a lot of my extended family either. So, usually it's just the fam and me on a sibling's birthday where we can all privately and quietly celebrate us. I also don't enjoy being the center of attention a lot, though it is nice from time to time.

But for the most part "lonely" birthdays don't actually bother me all that much. Last five birthdays I was either in school or working (working nights, mind you).

Though I think my 20th birthday was the most surreal. Dad tells me the day before that he's planning on moving out and leaving my mom. Actual birthday arrives I go to Knotts/LA area with friends and it's a really good time but I still had my dad's revelation gnawing away at me all day that day. Spooked me so bad I legit turned to Jesus and I never turned to Jesus before.
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this makes me sad ):
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the feels get to me :-(
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>>684137877
le hug xdd
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this thread is gonna want to make people an hero
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>>684138741
this threads far too late for that
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>>684138316
Not sure if mocking, but fuck it, I'll bite. I'm lonely for other reasons, not so much because it's my birthday. I understand people are busy and may not want to hangout when they got some broad they wanna screw, or sleep, or eat, or whatever the fuck it is else that people do. Personally, I'd rather paint or sleep than go out sometimes -- though going to bars/clubs by the beach is awesome, getting cross faded and grinding on drunk bitches is the shit, fam. However self-medication like that is not a cure for mental issues.

Just because you're lonely doesn't mean you're completely fucked up or a fuck up.
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>>684126446
thanks mr weatherman, praise the sun
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>>684127216
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change of thread, anon out
>>684116638
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Just thought i'd throw my hat in the ring, since I've noticed these are all birthday pics. don't get me wrong, celebrating your birthday alone can be sad, but hear me out. I'm your guy's age, mid twenties, no girlfriend, live with my parents, wanting to meet people and find love and not be alone. Where did i go? Disneyland. I held a pass and went once a week for THREE YEARS. being a single man without a kid or a date is the most depressing and the best definition of loneliness. the events, the parades, the character meet and greets are not designed for your demographic. the rides are good, but you sit alone in the single rider line, making idle chit chat but going nowhere in life or the line. you could ask out the cutest girls there, and they'll smile, say it's nice to meet you, and they'll take your picture, but only because they're paid to do so, they feel nothing for you. You have to avoid Fantasyland entirely because that's where all the parent's give you weird looks for being alone, thinking you're some kind of freak. It's suppsed to be the happiest place on earth, but if your alone, like I am, or you guys are, it's a brightly colored, overpriced hell. I am dead inside because i didn't find what I was looking for.
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>>684135532
Hey dude, I promise you ittl get better :) I am in the same position but ive started hitting up old friends and joining clubs and stuff and im so much happier. Please try
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>>684140497
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You seem like a chill dude
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>>684131694
That's how I spent my 21st. Fuck em.
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>>684126810
>NY Giants
Faggot detected
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>>684126810
>>684141769

look at the birthday boy's shirt
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>>684125904
Get outside and fucking meet someone new.

You have only yourself to blame at all times.
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>>684127832
who the fuck still cares so much about a birthday when theyre 25? seriosuly would you really go to something like this even if you were invited?
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>>684126972 look at that nigga niggress laughing at him
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>>684127394
Looks like the kid that has no friends because he bullies everyone but is sad cause he has no friends.
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>>684137877
Jesus can't help you. Desperate faggit.
Oh, and nice dubs.
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>>684126079
Is the fact thelat the cake is still in the tin making it worse, or is it just me?
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>>684140700
Why did you think that would be a good idea?
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>>684126525
why is she so pale while parents aremexican
mostlikely not her parents shes a scort
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>>684142463
It got me out of the house and I wanted a girlfreind who also loved Disney. Seemed a prime stomping ground at the time.
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Really m8
I'm from north italy. Here it's pretty normal to celebrate the birthday of a 20 something at least two time. One with parents/family, so no more than 3/4 people with the "birthday boy", and one with friends, usually at night and
usually o friday or saturday, maybe eating and drinking.
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>>684126815
>The fathers
Not sure if intentional but made me laugh still.
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>>684131614
Fucking chad hittin that shit raw son im happy for sarah shes getting that pussy turned out
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>>684126525
Is that a picture of herself sitting in front of her? Why?
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>>684143017
it's her dead twin sister who couldn't be there
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>>684126051
He looks like a fat papa franku.
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>>684126446
thanks mr weatherman, praise the sun
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today is my actual birthday (28) and i've been telling everyone i have plans with my gf, and i've been telling my gf i have plans with my friends

>gf working double today and tomorrow
>all i'm doing tonight is drinking alone and raiding
>on my alt

the autism is real and i really don't even care, gonna end up shrugging and considering it a pretty good night
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>>684142180
>because he bullies everyone
stop projecting
just because you got bullied by some chubby guy doesn't mean everyone that's chubby is a bully
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>>684126007
>>684126586
What's the deal with the shitty cakes in a tray? Is it an eastern european thing?
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>>684126525
Idk this one isnt that bad.
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>>684143265
Why are you complaining? You actually have people that will spend time with you but you've chosen not to see them. Fuck outta here with that pity-party shit.
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>>684126446
thanks mr weatherman, praise the Sun
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>>684132869
About least you have voices to talk to you :)
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>>684126007
Homemade birthday cakes make me sad in general
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>>684126079
So many unnecessary forks
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>>684137458
asking the real questions here.
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>>684125904

something to cheer u feels fags up
>>684143469
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>>684126201
There's a /b/aw story about a similar cake
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>>684128409
God bless you inmunity cat
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>>684126689
shit
that hit me hard
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>>684128755
Fuckin feels brah
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>>684126446
Thanks mr weatherman, praise the sun
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>>684126446
thanks mr weatherman, praise the sun
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>>684131099
I WAS ONLY PRETENDING
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>>684128755
Underrated post
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>>684126156
>2016
>never heard of timer mode in cameras
you ever get out of the house bro?
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I can't wait until the day after I turn 21 in a bit here so I can get away from my family andbuy some liquor to drink alone.
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>>684128755
I remember this
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>>684126446
thanks mr weatherman, praise the sun
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>>684128755
No I went to his party
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>>684128755
Poor clap trap
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>>684143894
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>>684126901
that doesnt count, thats a real smile
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