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Literal 5'8.5 based master race checking in. The absolute perfect height for a man. If you want to get swole as fuck, this is the height, lads. See our current Mr. Olympia Phil Heath for a prime example. Or how about BASED gains lord Lex Fitness with his aesthetic perfection? Pic related.

Anyone taller than me is a lanklet who will never fill out their frame properly. Poor muscle insertions--too much bone, not enough meat. You'll never have the swole 3d photoshop look without pinning tons and tons of gear. Even with steroids, you'll probably never catch up to natty genetic specimens like Lex Fitness.

Turbo manlets below me will never have a shot at banging the hot women that the mighty manlets pull on the daily. Women love tall men, even if you're "only" 5'8.5 that's still well above average compared to the height of women who aren't ladyboys. As long as you're taller than the women you bang, you're good to go. Hell, with lifts I'm even taller than the 5'10 models I bang.
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>>684123385
You are joking right? Dwarf manlet pathetic excuse of a man. 5'8.5 is not anywhere near above average. Maybe in fuckin china. 6ft is approx. average here.
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This is nice b8 m8
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>>684123385
Manlets like to workout to compensate for their lack of height.
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Bait/8

Lol'd at lex fitness being natural and you wearing lifts to fuk models tho
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Posting in a bait thread.
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i assume op just recently had been blasted for his height? there are lots of filled out bodybuilders taller than 5'8.5''. someones a wittle jeweous
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>>684123385
Kill yourself manlet. No matter how many weights you lift, you'll never be 6'2" like me :^)
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>>684124009
>6ft is approx. average here.
where the fuck do you live netherlands
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>>684123385
you. are. adorable.
Good heavens, I will miss you when you go back to the Lollipop Guild, you tiny adorable fucker
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>>684123385
this cunts motherfucking toy model of zeus
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>>684123385
Your a bit gay
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>5'Anything
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>>684123385
I believe 5ft 8 or 9 is ideal for bodybuilding. Not necessarily ideal for many other things in life though.
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Oh look! A leprechaun!!
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>>684123385
6'8" master race pussyboy
Have fun using a stepladder while girls laugh at you
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5'10 is the midget cutoff. I have very low hopes I'll grow taller. 212lbs here from 180 12 weeks ago.
Yes, trt doses.
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Taller people are more likely to get cancer.

But I'll be honest. I would rather have cancer than being a pathetic dwarf.
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>>684123385
Have you even been to a gym you fucking faggot? Mine has at least 4 dudes above 6'5" and at least 150 pounds of muscle and everyone wants to suck their dicks, the manlets scurry out of the way when they see these dudes, mfw when 6'1"
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>>684123385
I can not envision a more womanly way to live than to dedicate most of your living days to achieving a specific look to attract mates.

I agree that real men are strong, but they are strong because they work hard, not because they go to a gym and stare longingly into the mirror at themselves.

Women hurt themselves for beauty, men hurt themselves for work.

You're all a bunch of faggots.
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>>684126242
Yeah and you probably weigh 160 skeletor
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>>684126292
Enclave tattoo?
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>>684126292
>my nipples look like milk duds
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manlet
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Literal 5'8.5 based master race checking in. The absolute perfect height for a man. If you want to get swole as fuck, this is the height, lads. See our current Mr. Olympia Phil Heath for a prime example. Or how about BASED gains lord Lex Fitness with his aesthetic perfection? Pic related.

Anyone taller than me is a lanklet who will never fill out their frame properly. Poor muscle insertions--too much bone, not enough meat. You'll never have the swole 3d photoshop look without pinning tons and tons of gear. Even with steroids, you'll probably never catch up to natty genetic specimens like Lex Fitness.

Turbo manlets below me will never have a shot at banging the hot women that the mighty manlets pull on the daily. Women love tall men, even if you're "only" 5'8.5 that's still well above average compared to the height of women who aren't ladyboys. As long as you're taller than the women you bang, you're good to go. Hell, with lifts I'm even taller than the 5'10 models I bang.
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>>684123385
Ei leik to stormp midgets!
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>>684124009
>>684125366
Alistair Overeem is only 196cm (which is 5'5 in our system using feet and inches) and he looks like this. He's also a K-1 champion and former Strikeforce MMA champion as well.

Size ain't shit.
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>>684123385
this fucking guy.

>hipster beard
>hipster hair
>hipster tattoo
>clen and tren shot in his ass daily

since when have hipsters been doing steroids?

how can he fit into thrift store clothes with delts like that?
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>>684127093
He's six foot five faggot
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>>684127093
196 cm = 6'4
retard
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>>684123385
Let me check my little book of lies mablets spread. Yup, youre lying like a childish manlet.

6'2" masterrace
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But any one of these faggots could be brought down by a .22 shot out of a tiny derringer.

>thinks bulking up will help you get laid
>thinks bulking up and studying mma will protect you in fight with the geekiest of nerds with a .22
>thinks bulking up with make you live longer when it is exactly the opposite.

my sides.
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I'm 5'9". Wat do?
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>>684126424
>implying gaining muscle doesn't have more uses than to look pretty.
>implying the act of attracting mates isnt almost exclusively a male act in the animal kingdom.
Ok
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>>684127093
Overeem is 5'5 in my left cock. He's like 6'4 or something. Look at him compared to Brock Lesnar
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>>684127674
fap
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>>>684126292 (You)
>Enclave tattoo?
>>684126547
Yeah
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>>684127674
im 5,10
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>>684127093
>cant do conversions
What a retard.
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>>684127650
Thinking youll have your 22 when im crushing your wind pipe
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>>684123385
I'm 6' and fit. The girls 5.8' to 6' will look right past you straight at me. Because women seek taller men.

There are still plenty of girls out there for you, there are just more for me.
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>>684127793
I don't think I've ever seen a tattoo thread on the forums.
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>>684127650
What are you gonna do when you cant get your safety blanket in timw faggot???

Id knock your face off bitch
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>>684127793
Right, forgot a couple:

>thinks having a tattoo makes you look tough
>thinks having a tattoo will get you laid
>thinks having a tattoo is "unique" when everyone is doing it already, even geeky computer nerds have ink

the keks will not stop
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>>684123385
You seem exceptionally defensive.
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>>684127674
Kill yourself i guess. Sorry, i don't make the rules, i just play by them.
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>>684128101
>thinks having a tattoo will get you laid
it actually does, if you are decent looking, and into girls on the lower half of the IQ spectrum
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>>684128075
You won't do shit. Fucking loser lmao
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>>684127976
>gets shot while thinking how he's gonna crush my windpipe.
>cries for momma as I stand over him with my skinny arms and bony chest to put one between his eyes to finish him off
>was a tough guy once, but is now just a baby begging not to die
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>>684127209
>>684127300
>>684127748
Americucks detected. Do they teach you so little on your side of the Atlantic?}

Come back to me when you've reached a level of primary education. Maybe learn how the metric system works and then we'll talk.
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>>684127650
Yeah bitches love pussies with tiny pistols. Go get 'em faggot.
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>>684127093
MMA is for niggers. It's basically Mandingo fighting.
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>>684123385
didn't read, lol.jpeg
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>>684128364
I thought I saw majority white in the UFC.
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>>684127650
"Getting shot would hurt people". Fuck, you went to one dem rich schools
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>>684128311
Nigga u stoopid
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> 5'8.5

I stopped right there, manlet.
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>>684123385
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>>684128345
>bitches love money
>have money, have bitches
>walk by Golds Gym, kek at muscle heads working hard to get ripped while I decide who to fuck that night

profit.
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>>684128305
>step in and try to save him
"It's not worth it /b/ro. Put down the gun"
>approaches slowly, wearing a trenchcoat, raver pants, fedora
>hand is firmly on hidden samurai sword, just in case I have to deflect a bullet
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>>684127674
Live your life. Get a gf who's smaller than you.
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>>684128844
checked

kek'd too. the fedora is sweet.
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>>684123385
5'8, master race, im dying
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>>684128844
Lol, my sides.
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>>684123385
I'm 5'8'' as well and I don't see a problem with it, my twin brother is about 10 cms taller than me, but to be honest I don't feel one way or another about not being taller.

On the other hand, good on for bring up Lex Fitness, his biceps are like perfect ratio to his body, not overwhelmingly big and not too small either.
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>>684123385
5'77427822 ft here i had no problems about getting gf's or fighthing dont let those giants mock you 5'/b/ro
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>>684128273
What's the point of being topless for ass tattoo?
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>thinking women can't see a personality.

5'6 here and I fuck hot women on the regular. Many of them taller than me. Make em laugh and show them a decent time and they'll be wetter than with some asshole who can't maneuver his way around the bed cause he relies on his looks. Humility does wonders.
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I thought dick size mattered though
Like
I'd rather have a big dick
5'10'' and 8 inches
I'd be 5'6" if I could have a 11" willy
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>>684129881
>Humility does wonders.
confidence and making her think u respect her yet can protect her does more
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>>684123385
6'2 fag reporting in. It's true. Being over 5.8 can make you look less muscular. The same amount of strength/muscle will look more stretched out, and thus smaller. However, guys who are taller literally have bigger muscles, which does translate into a higher strength potential. So yes, a person at 5.8 will look stronger than a person who is 6'2 with the same amount of strength. But the person who is 5.8 does not have the same strength potential as a person who is 6'2. It would take longer for a person who is 6'2 to look muscular, but when he does, he will be stronger than the 5.8 counterpart.
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>>684128031
I'm not a manlet, like OP (actually 6'4), but the average height in USA for women is like 5'5, so there aren't exactly a lot of girls above 5'8.
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>>684123385
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>>684127650
>Be manlet mouse from Auschwitz
>Feel like weak fuck while getting pushed around by bigger guys
>Decide to buy firearm to protect this broken ego

Weapons should protect your life, not your feelings
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>>684128595
White niggers
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>>684127743
We're not birds man, fuck the rest of the animal kingdom.
I'm talking about body builders, not sportsmen, building muscle for utility is fine, but body building is utterly womanly.
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>>684123385
Isn't that the voice actor who played Arnold in Hey Arnold?
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6'4 master race reporting in. My gym is literally full of insecure manlets covered in tattoos and steroid backne. Also the parking lot is like a jacked up truck show.

So much overcompensation.
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>>684129658
she doesn't like to tip.
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>>684124009
Where is here? Amerifag here and this message is complete bullshit. 5'8" to 5'10" is average
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>>684123385
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>>684126242
Be i could still knock you the fuck out, nigger.
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>>684127093
The cage around the ring is at least 6 foot. That fuckers head is almost 6 inches above the cage. Try again faggot
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>>684128031
>>684132366
How about I just blow your fucking heads right off of your shoulders? Motherfucker, I have literally killed people for less than that. I'm not talking about navy seals copypasta shit, I'm talking about me blowing peoples' brains out for saying the wrong shit to me.

Some punks on Facebook said the wrong fucking thing to me a while back and I made this video to straighten them out. You've been warned. Back the fuck down now, or this shit will escalate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkFMf_hxeIs
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5'10 is the perfect height kill yourself faggot
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>>684132983
interesting pasta is good too i guess
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>>684126292


cant change ugly though
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>>684123385
gr8 b8 m8

Anything under 6ft is lolmanlet status, no matter how "ripped" you are.
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>>684132983
Ive theeatened you before. Like i said the last time i saw you. Ill knock you the fuck out. Ill suck your dick to prove how big a faggot you actually are. Roasted
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>>684133538
You must be that Indian faggot I punked out a while back..

I'll knock your ass back to Bombay, Apu.
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>>684123385

had me going until the parts with the lifts

shits ridiculous

lol
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>>684123385
185 cm fag here, i have no idea about anything but my height is the perfect so dont even bother arguing
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>>684134108
Nope, amerifag. Your pussy ass didnt respond back the last time. Must of been shittin your pants. I get that a lot.
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>>684123385
You will still never fuck as much strange as 4'11" Prince did.
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>>684134861
Bring it on, pajeet. We don't fuck around in Texas.
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>>684123385
the fact you go '5'8....point 5' is a reflection of your insecurity
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>>684135091
Lol. You aint got shit on the rapists and murderes coming from mexico. AZ is filled with the most hardcore motherfuckers ever. Bring it faggot
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Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson
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>>684123385
holy shit the sheer manliness in this photo motivates me to get my shit together

gunna go get swole FAGGOTS
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I'm 6'1," about 173 lbs, and you know what I've realized? Women don't give a shit about your height or body-type. They only care about what your account balances look like. Stop letting women control your life and sense of self-worth.
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Sage goes in all fields
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5'11 and up is the perfect aesthetic. Anything lower and you get small man syndrome
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>>684134703
With a passion
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Use metric

Iron Mike was 1,78 m
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>>684136359
> metric

Go yuropoor on a yuropeen website fag
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6" 154lbs, gained around 20lbs since new year (been working out at least 3 times a week since then) and I hope I can gain another 20. Did it to feel healthier first but by now I just want to get pumped asap :^)
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>>684136468
You probably mate with your mother
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>>684123385
Chris Pratt is 6'2" and is considered one of the sexiest men on earth right now
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>needing to state the ".5"
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>>684136212
Nah, they like both. They'll happily take both the right side's money and the left side's cock.
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instagram com / fridafyndigt

is she on the juice?
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>>684136829
So you were literally a skeleton before?
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