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Ask a teen who found his mother dead this morning anything.
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>>684118598
Was she cold?
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You play Stardew Valley?
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You okay my friend ? We will be always with you !
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>>684118675
Nah
>>684118662
And yeah, she had been gone for a couple hours before I found her.
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>>684118598
>mother dies
>can only ama on /b/

You don't seem upset. Where was she when you found her?
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What method did you use?
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>>684118847
Thanks. I've been better honestly. When I called paramedics they had me preform cpr on her and I could hear her ribs cracking. Shit is still haunting me.
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>>684118598

Did you fuck her??
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>>684118598
How old is she?
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>>684118598
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>684118873
I'm pretty fucking upset. This is just how I cope with stuff. By talking about it.
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did you do it?
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>>684118950
came to ask this
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>>684118598
Fuck.. Has it/Will it hit you soon? Do you think this is going to fuck you up?
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>>684118598
I'm sorry. I lost a parent recently. But he was found by neighbors first.

Whats your FAVORITE color?
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>>684118598
Does she look like a bitch?
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>>684118892
Kek
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>>684118950
Fuck no.
>>684118956
63 almost 64.
>>684119051
Yeah I'm still in shock. Had myself a good cry this morning.
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Did you fuck her?
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>>684118950
Fucking top kek!
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>>684119072
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>>684119020
No I didn't kill her. She had chrons and just got out of the hospital for pneumonia. Weve been preparing for it for a while.
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>>684119135

Wasted opportunity
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>>684119072
I don't get your reference if it is one lmao. No she didn't, she looked like she was asleep.
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>>684119135
That's good, don't keep the feels down. They'll have to come out sometime. Were you happy with her? Do you have any regrets, anything you can't fix now?
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>>684119147
This is a good question, even if it seems mildly inappropriate. It better defines how close you were to her.
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>>684119335
Go watch Pulp Fiction, it'll make you feel better, or worse if you're a faggot
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cause of death?
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Just dont hold emotions inside or you will be depressed af
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>>684118598
Are you ok?
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>>684118598
You felt her tits didnt you
Ran ur fingers thru her twat to see it it was still warm?
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>>684119479
niggers
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>>684118598
How hard did you fap?
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>>684119335
After a few hours? People look different just seconds after death
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>>684118598
Why are you so underage and b&?
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>>684119335
Fucking kill yourself. That's Pulp Fiction. No wonder your mother died. Must've been heartbreak from realizing she raised a little faggot
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Don't let this day become larger than one day.
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>>684119664
i liked that movie too
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>>684119664
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>>684119696
"quotable quotes"
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>>684118598
Mexican sugar dancing
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>>684118598
did you check for her vaginal pulse? it's the only way to ensure she isn't just in a deep sleep.
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Did you give her titties one last feel? For old times sake?
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>>684119890
oh god is it summer
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>>684118940
Then you were doing it to hard you fucking idiot, haven't you learned how to do cpr in school?
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>>684120218
Breaking ribs in cpr happens. It doesnt if are a faggot without muscles
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>>684120218
Excuse me for being a little bit upset and not remembering at the moment how to properly do cpr.
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>>684118598
what are your plans from now on? do you have money for the burial?
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>>684120218
I think doing CPR properly DOES break ribs. To get to the lungs easier. Better to be alive with broken bones then dead.
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>>684120218
>doing it too hard
Would you rather have broken ribs or be dead?
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>>684120161
No I never fucked her or did any nasty shit. I'm not into incest like you fucks.
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>>684120412
Perhaps if you're a dumb gorilla, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to do it properly without breaking ribs
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>>684120428
She didn't want a funeral. I'm just throwing her ashes into the lake with my dad.
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>>684120423
dont worry anon you did a good job of trying. Doing it too hard is way better than not doing it hard enough
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>>684120565
Is the Lake meaningful?
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>>684120480
regrets? thinks that you forgot to tell her before she died
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>>684120658
Yeah. She put all her dog's ashes in there, and when my dad went, half of his ashes went in there too. Once the autopsy is done and she's cremated, we're mixing their ashes and we're put them in there together.
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>>684120423
Dude, CPR doesn't work unless you do it hard enough to break the ribs. Don't worry. You done good.
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>>684120706
I argued with her and was just a edgy teen too much. She knew I loved her, I just wish I was a better son ig.
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Why'd you do it?
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>>684120559
It has to be done hard u idiot. Go back to school
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>>684118598
Present photographs or this did not transpire
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>>684119335
watch pulp fiction on netflix. there's funny parts, nothing sad, and you'll have a laugh when you get the reference.
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>>684120218
>>684120559
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>>684118598
was she suffering for chrons desease too much?
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>>684118598
It's sad when the people who gave you the best memories, become a memory. i hope you are ok OP :)
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>>684120565
you also throw your dad in the lake??? why?
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>>684118598
have you had the time to cry? that helps annon
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>>684120218
lmao you fucking idiot it is common to break ribs when doing cpr, and it is better to try and do it "too hard" then do nothing
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Why did you feed her bread with gluten!? This is all your fault!
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>>684118598
She drop any good loot?
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>>684121226
Not really, it was just a hinderance. It was turning into cancer too so she didn't have much longer anyway
>>684121349
Yeah I'll have time to grieve over the summer.
>>684121336
The lake has meaning to us. We went there all the time as a family and my mother and father both loved it. It's turning into a family tradition because that's where my dogs go and that's where I wanna go once I croak.
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you're doing good op, keep it up champ.
both parents is tough, especially since you're a teen, but I'm sure they're proud of you
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>>684118598
You will be in her place someday.
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>>684121585
I got a diamond ring and a necklace, not much more.
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>>684121613
Thanks everyone. I know it's a weird way of coping but this helps for some reason.
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How teen are we talking anyway? There is a world of difference between 13 and 19.
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>>684119072
I've got you bro
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>>684118598
why are you on 4chan?
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>>684118598
I don't know if you're serious or not since this is /b/ OP, but last year my younger brother who was only 10 died over night. I still get upset about it to this day and wish he was here. All I have to tell you is to not try to hold back any feelings you have, don't blame yourself for what happened, and never forget your mother, she is only alive in your memory now. Don't do shit that would make her upset and don't put your life on halt because of what happened. Good luck anon.
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>>684121725
Almost 17. Don't worry I'm not too much of an underage faggot.
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>>684120480
it's not incest if she's dead.
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>>684121811
It's pretty fucked to lie about walking in and finding your mother dead, but since I don't have any proof I understand not believing me. Sorry for your loss man. I'm pretty sure losing my only brother would put me over the edge now.
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>>684121811
lol this isn't xanga
kill yourself faggot
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>>684121899
dubs for truth
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>>684118959
this. fag OP is fag until proven otherwise
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>>684118598
Why don't you kill yourself and join her in Hell?
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>>684122036
I don't know what proof you want?? I don't have a death certificate yet and I didn't think to take a pic of her dead body to prove myself in a thread on /b/ so.
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>>684118598
how's it feel to be an orphan
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>>684121585
This actually made me laugh. Waiting for my mom to die from pulmonary fibrosis anyday now, can't imagine how you're strong enough to stay alive. All I got is her, no other family or friends. It's going to be rough.
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How long did it take you to cum?
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>>684122175
you're the one who made the thread looking for sympathy. you get none from me until i see a fucking timestamp. that simple.
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>>684122175
But you thought to post on /b/ in the first place, knowing fully well you'd be asked for proof. B8
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>>684118598
>Ask a teen

> how old was she?
>63 almost 64.

hmm....
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>>684122197
Feels good man. I pretty much have control over everything now and can do whatever the fuck I want.
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fuck your dead mothers aids infested cunt and lick your cum out of her rotting asshole, you complete faggot>>684122175
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>>684119135
>63 almost 64.
old enough to die, old enough to try (her pussy)
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>>684121838
I'm troubled that in your time of grief and mourning, you would come here.
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>63
>17
>mom had him at 46
i call bullshit, faggot
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>>684119533
You are fucked
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>>684122332
Was adopted by grandma since my mom was a druggie. I call my grandma, who was the one to pass, mom.
>>684122533
I don't know where else to go? Skipped school, so can't go to friends. My family is as distraught as I am, so I can't talk to them. My brother is too young to hold an intelligent conversation.
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>>684121980

Shut up edgefag. Condolences to OP and anon who lost their brother.
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>>684119135
it will take years to heal. PTS is shit... don't be ashamed of getting some professional help, so the healing process is faster.
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>>684122885
is recess almost over?
go back to school cuck
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>>684122709
I was also raised mostly by my grandparents. Their loss in 2001 was very hard on me. I am very sorry for your loss.
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>>684122987
Suck a dick emo faggot. You're the one getting off on making fun of a dude who just lost his mom.
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what i want to do to OP's dead mom right now
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I was at a house party once with like 15 friends long story short my friends mother dropped dead upstairs we found here dead on the floor i felt horrible for my friend.
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>>684123159
>having faith that OP is telling the truth
>being this naive
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What are you going to do for money? Housing? Food?

Are you gonna stay with relatives? Into the system?
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>>684123338
Can't prove it to you, but I'll come back once I get the death certificate. Could be a couple of days, so keep an eye out ig.
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>>684122638
high chance of autism with births that late in a woman's cunt cycle.

so maybe the story can be true.
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>>684123435
Again, staying with mom, because grandma just died. She left me a lot of money and the house so I'll be okay.
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>>684119148
HAHA MY SIDES. no. fucking idiot trying to act "4CHANISH"
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>>684123184
came here to comment on how fucking awesome this gif is

grade A
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>>684123496
if you're telling the truth i'd have no problem apologizing. you must understand my skepticism. til then
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>>684118598

Mother died 3 years ago. Was at her death bed. I felt nothing as she took her last breath. Only about 6 months later did it really hit me that she was actually dead and then I cried.
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>>684123723
nigs gonna nig
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>>684123561
kek
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>>684123813
>Only about 6 months later did it really hit me that she was actually dead and then I cried.
cuz you missed your chance to fuck that sweet dry puss?
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>>684122638
I'm currently 22, and my mom is 68. It can totally happen.
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>>684123723
just yanked it off a rekt thread after laughing for a minute straight.
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>>684123794
No I understand your skepticism. After all, faggots have an issue with lying about stupid shit.
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>>684123904
didn't say it couldn't. i'm saying this faggot is lying.
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which toilet do you shit in?
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>>684118598
Did you hit while it was warm?
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