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Who personally know Taylor Swift?
I need to contact her to ask for a donation of 100 000 $, is peanuts for her, but for me it will change my life.
I need her email address, home adress and ideas to convince her.

Very important: if there is a wealthy nice member of 4chan that can give me such 100 000 dollars or more, he does not hesitate.
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>>684116668
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jesus, another veiled trap thread
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>>684116668
Stale pasta is stale
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Let's instead chat about how hot she is
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>>684116668
I know her and I just texted her a link to this thread. She'll be here in a minute.
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>>684116902
Alright anon. Tbh, I'd rate her face - 8/10, bod - 6/10. Still one of my fav people, although I find her neck really long, and kinda a turn off.

On a side note, how the fuck is amy acker 39? She looks like she's 20 in the latest episode of person of interest!
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>>684116668
Hey anon, how's it going?

>>684116983 just texted me and I came right on since I wasn't doing anything important, just hanging around with lorde.
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>>684117073
>face - 8/10, bod - 6/10
trap lover detected
never change /b/ lol
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>>684116668
I'm fairly wealthy, I can't do $100,000, but where do you want me to send you some cash?
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>>684117073
She has the best legs
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>>684117165
>trap
>what is a meme
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>>684117179
prove that you are Swift!!
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>>684117136
cool, you got my text. when you didn't text me back I wasn't sure. bitch. lol jk.
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>>684117217
Yeah I guess. Not really one of those foot/leg fetishists, so don't care much about this unless it looks really weird
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>>684117343
how the fuck can you not want your dick crushed by those feet and legs??
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>>684117268
Yeah sorry man, my free texts for the month ran out and I decided to reply directly in the thread.
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>>684117265
I'm not taylor swift genius
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>>684117429
/autism/
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>>684117407
Because I'd rather have the puss
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>>684116668

>Who personally know Taylor Swift?
>I need to contact her to ask for a donation of 100 000 $, is peanuts for her, but for me it will change my life.
>I need her email address, home adress and ideas to convince her.
>Very important: if there is a wealthy nice member of 4chan that can give me such 100 000 dollars or more, he does not hesitate.

Not sure if troll or retarded eastern European because there are people like this out there.
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STOP REPLYING TO THIS SHIT
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>>684116668
[email protected]
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SERIOUSLY
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TIME TO STOP NOW
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>>684117179

PayPal?
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>>684117476
paypal [email protected]
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>>684116668
dont defend the bitch shes nothign ur mind washed brain controlled free market anarchism take ur trainer wheels off loser u retarded tilted btich fucking cunt shes nothing to you nothing to me shes nothing what does she actually produce except mass smut? retarded embarressing cunts
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Not Taylor Swift but I'm not short of a bob or two, I could donate £2k to your cause if that would help?
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>>684117407
id rather fuck a cactus
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Whats your PayPal account? I'll send u money
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>>684117742
Yes thanks anon
paypal [email protected]
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>>684117688
10k inbound because doubles, check your balance
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>>684117836

>richanon

I withdraw my offer, you clearly don't need my money you bloody chancer!
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>>684117949
Thanks anon, received!!!

>>684118030
Well no shit faggot.
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>>684117591
stay mad bro
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>>684118134
Your welcome
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For reals, I will send $10 to the next person who gets dubs ITT
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>>684118371
paypal [email protected]
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>>684118679
fuck 2 off
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>>684118714
re
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>>684118740
and again
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>>684118765
fml why is dubs so hard. re
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>>684118785
re
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>>684118805
re
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>>684118833
finally!
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quads?>>684118862
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>>684116668

OP here, for anyone wondering why I want to do this.

Day 1
"Taylor if you shake my hand I'll give $1000000 to a charity of your choosing."
Day 2
Shake hands
Day 3
Hold hands for 5 minutes
Day 4
Hold hands for an hour
Day 5
Hug
Day 6
Hug for 5 minutes
Day 7
Kiss on the cheek while hugging
Day 8
20 kisses around the face excluding lips while hugging for 15 minutes
Day 9
Kiss on the lips
Day 10
Kiss on the lips with tounge
Day 11
5 minute make out

You get the point, within a few months she will be begging for my cock. Surprisingly we actually develop a friendship, then relationship during this time. She doesn't fuck me for my money, but because she knows I'm madly in lover with her.
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Seriously? No one wants $10?
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>>684118953

No one was wondering.
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>>684117702
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>>684119024
Read the thread fag.
>>684118833
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