My friends and i have been having fun in bars in New York City doing the following.
>talk about a guy named Edward and how much of an asshole he is
>then start to generalize it
>all edwards are useless
>edwards don't take responsibility for their children
>edwards are lazy
>i wouldn't want my sister dating an edward
>etc
We have fun seeing how long it takes people to catch on to what we're really saying. Yes, we've been asked to leave bars.
Recently we've had fun with imagining n-worded names like NWord Scissorhands and N-Word G Robinson.
Anyone got any they can think of?
>>684116313
Edward Nigger Hands.
Yeah OP I feel you, when I was 9 I kept saying 'buck you' to my teacher, and saying she can't get mad because it's not a curse. Glad to hear you're still a child at heart in an increasingly cynical world.
>>684116528
yeah see not as funny. you're kind of missing the joke.
>>684116528
although i ahve also done the joke
>knock knock
>bartender says who's there
>i say nigger
>and then she screams in anger
>never get tot he punchline.
then i turn it around and say now you do it.
and of course they chicken out
>bartender: knock knock
>me: who's there
>n-word
>i'm sorry, no offense, but i will NOT be opening the door
>>684116590
thanks dude, yeah it still cracks us up shit like that.
>>684116313
how autistic can you be
>>684116313
You and scissorhands have a lot in common... all those edges.
>>684116972
come on it always gets a laugh. sometimes we have a stripper friend with us, it tones it down a bit
>>684116607
>>684116313
Ah shit. i know who dis is
>>684117049
that would be a major coincidence. probabljy more likely two assholes have had the same shitty joke.
>>684117047
>come on it always gets a laugh
only from inside your group of edgelords