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I'm a pizza driver ask me anything

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I'm a pizza driver ask me anything
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Are you a pizza driver?
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Would you like a Pizza the action?
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>>684112293
when you drive the pizza do it cry?
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How do you drive a pizza?
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Do you have Dr pepper zero?
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>>684112293
Why are you a faggot?
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>>684112293
Why did you make this thread?
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>>684112480
bend her over oil her up and drive your cock into her ass
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>>684112347
I like it
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Have you ever, like, spit, fart or cummed on a pizza?
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what do you do for a living?
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>>684112408
yes, yes I would
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Do you like Cheese Pizza?
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>>684112556
I'm out on two deliveries just trying to pass the time
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>>684112490
no
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>>684112514
to get the girls
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>>684112596
not at the same time
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>>684112785
very much
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>>684112293
Since when can someone drive pizza???
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>>684112624
ceo of microsoft
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>>684112293
Did you graduate high school?
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>>684112293
How do you like the job?
How would you go about getting a job as a pizza driver?
How much do you make from tips on average?
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>>684112926
since I got my licence to drive pizza
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>>684113003
what? do you think they just let dumbasses drive pizza?
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How often do pizzas require your service?
Who's the most famous pizza you've driven?
Do the pizzas tip well?
Do pizzas ever call in the middle of the night needing a driver?
Any experiences with rude pizzas or awesome pizzas?
Do the pizzas sit in the front or back when you drive them?
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>>684113008
the job makes me hungry
I wouldn't as I already have a job as a pizza driver
about average
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Ever had a bitch answer the door naked or in a towel/robe?
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>>684113003
I got my GED when I was locked up
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>>684113212
I service pizzas everyday
mara
they are circles, they have no tips
needy ones do
they are all a bit crusty
front back is all the same to a pizza
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>>684113330
I thought this one chick was naked but infact she was just so fat her bikini had been engulfed
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An $8 tip and a $2 tip plus a dollar for each delivery and my $7 an hour. Pretty good for a semi-retarded individual
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Can you tell us more about Mara?
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>>684112293
What restaurant do you work for?
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