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I'll pick the best reply, but I have to say what dubs decide.

have fun
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shameless self bump cuz i can feel the gold.
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would you let me lick your butthole?
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>>684109905
OP here,

that's too straight forward. we have to work her
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>>684109990
would you let me butthole your lick?
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ask if you can lick a body part of your choice
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ask if you can get her pregnant so you can give her a cesarean
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im into tentacles
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'let me shit on your tits'
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>>684110191
that's what i'm talking about.

let's go for that
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shit on my dick pls
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>>684109905
Can I like your butthole?

You don't even need to wipe.
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>>684110191
roll
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>>684109905
Roll
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I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and where doing a story an computer predators. Now Tell me why you wanted to penetrate the butt hole of this 13 year old boy
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+1
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>>684110344

OP here , god damn it.
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>>684109905
Roll for this
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ask if you can fuck her ears
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>>684109592
Wanna grab a candle and take my virginiy?
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Ask her if she would let you put mayo in her bologna sandwich
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>>684110510
Reroll
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Most groups people FOUGHT for are now being actively oppressed!
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Ask her if you can pray and spray for her butthole
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>>684110510
roll
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>>684109592
netflix and pooping back and forth forever? <3
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OP here
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>>684110510
rolling this
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>>684110510
Last reroll
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>>684110649
Roll
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>>684110698
reroll
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REop Here
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>>684110760
kek
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>>684110892
what the fuck
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>>684110892
Why do I get the feeling she's on some other thread like <Dubs sell me wat to tay
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>>684110892
pls respond
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Op here
Come on /b/ give me your best
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>>684110892
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>>684111013
roll
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tell her that shes had a cesarean from a doctor but not from a (insert random job here), whole different thing
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Oh I want it alright... Hairy man butt that is.
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Do you want to have a threesome with me and a nigger?
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>>684111122
winner
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can you shit in my mouth, stick a carrot in the shit and light it on fire
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>>684111122
Winner winner chicken dinner. Quad dubs shits on this thread.
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send her this
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>>684111244
OP here
god damn it. thanks bro
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>>684111322
No no, mine first.>>684111122
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>>684111295
send this and say ''i wish i was her tbh''
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delivering
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>>684110892
Stop lying you fucking whore, you are a fucking pedophile who loves 12 year olds asses.
You love to penentrating them with 12 inch monster dildos.
This pleases you mentally and physically.
You have a problem and i'm here to help you. Please, have a seat over here.
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>>684111428
roll
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>>684111488
you have send her a screenshot of the chat.
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>>684111488
Kek.
And quit wasting our dubs. That's twice now.
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>>684111488
I typed to slow.
Also rerolling for this
>>684111526
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>>684111619
reroll
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delivering again.
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Do you play Pokémon? And by that I mean fuck male ass.
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>>684111933
please show me your butthole, i bet its delicious
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ask if you can pump cement into her snatch and make her try push it out when its half set
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>>684111933
Says the alien freak smh let's forget about this shit and send me tits
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>>684111933
Charge your phone.
Quit wasting dubs.
I find it problematic I have to ask you that twice.

Also if dubs, marine copy pasta her.
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>>684111933
>she's calling you weird

Maxkek
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>>684111933
i would drag my balls through 100 miles of broken glass and iron with tetanus and fuck a cactus just to hear you fart through an walkie talkie
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>>684111933
No, I'm actually letting random fags on 4chan decide what to say to you smh
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>>684112238
Rolling
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>>684112238
This
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>>684112202
OP here.
this is too good i have to go for that.
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ask if she reckons she can fit a fist or 3
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>>684112202
if dubs send this and a sec after say ''please respond''
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>>684112202
I would walk through three miles of broken glass in my bare feet to kiss the ass of the dog that pissed on the tires of the truck that took your panties to the dry cleaner.
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"Thousands of years of lifetime experience"
Bitch this can't be the first time you've seen weird shit fake ass alien bitch
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>>684109592
My name is Anil, Destroyer of Uranus. I found your planet from Voyager 2 telemetry, I will be coming for all Feminists once I have destroyed Uranus.
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>>684112366
ding ding ding we have a winner
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>>684112517
roll
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>>684112600
WinRAR
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>>684112238
Oh fack this
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>>684112666
yup yup op you have to say it now
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>>684112666
Dude stop trolling your own shit is not even funny
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>>684112600
Winrar has finished extracting dubs
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delivering

fucking captchas
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Wanna go shoot up a school together?
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>>684112666
shit. trips means moot wanted this to happen. it was destined
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delivering again
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ok small talk done, lets fuck in a public toilet cubical now
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>>684113045
roll
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I want to ravage your anus while I eat the brains of dead infants.
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>>684113039
what about i fuck you and your friend in the ass some time?
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i know you are but what am i?
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>>684113039
have you ever done anal?
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>>684112927
Be sensible, OP. Ask her to tell you how anicent alien goddesses have sex and how it's different from human beings. And no matter what she replies, you follow up by asking if the human body doesn't pose any limitations.

Roll with her craziness, dammit.
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>>684113039
Think of all the animals you've ever heard about
like rhinoceroses and tigers, cats and mink
There are lots of funny animals in all this world
But have you ever seen a panther that is pink?

Think!
A panther that is positively pink!
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ask if you can sniff her puss b4 smashing it
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>>684113331
roll for that
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>>684113331
>offby2.tiff
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>>684113331
please this op. most creative answer
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I want to play with your butthole until you call me jack
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Why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>684113444
WINRAR>>684113477
WINRAR
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>>684113420
420
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>>684113444
winrar detected.
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does anyone have that pic of a toiled with the huge dick shadow?
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Fake gay shit. Take your gay friend and an hero together.
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>>684113331
>>684113436
>>684113444
>>684113444
>>684113522


OP here let's do this
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>>684113444
>>684113331
FUCK YES, WINRAR
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>>684113536
Yes
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>>684113583
post it so op can send it
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>>684113536
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>>684113536
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send this gif with "i have"
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4chan.org/b
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www.pornhub.com/gay
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link her the thread
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>>684113727
sorry, you meant >>
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do you like the nazi porn? because i doo doo dooooooooo
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>>684113842
roll
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>>684113842
rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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delivering again. topkek
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>>684113842
they see me rollin
they hatin
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>>684113977
HOLY SHIT I'M WINRAR
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again.
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awesome so lets fuck then :)
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>>684114088
op quit being a pussy and send her a dick pic you fag
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>>684114088
check'd
also do >>684113842 because of >>684113977
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are there any black alien goddesses cuz im into niggers
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Hi Ka, sorry to bother you, but I was more interesting in fucking the shit out of "Jessica" and then you can have her body back when I'm done. Kthnxbye
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>>684113965
See, it's working. Now, play along by adding some kinky sex god fantasies of your own and you might manage to get a good sex talk out of it. Certainly more interesting than responses to hurr-durr-lets-get-a-cheap-lol-out-of-posting-extreme-stuff.

>/b/tards: learn to talk to women
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>>684114344
Kek
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Enough foreplay, now let's see what an alien goddessess body looks like.
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>have to do what dubs says
Vote for trump
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>>684114634
Not this time
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Delivering. But i ain't clicking that shit brah.

Also let's go this way >>684114382
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>>684114666
Such get
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>>684114344
>>684114451
Winnars>>684114611
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>>684114666

SATAN TRIPS OF TRUTH
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>>684114694
Do it you bitch
Or at least post it so we can click it
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>>684114666
You when this thyme
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>>684114694
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/4d/72/96/4d7296ccdd1de871c5f9bc454c051e31.gif
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>>684114989
this is it
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alright now /b/ros we talk about serious business.

i responded the way i thought the best.
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>>684115087
Damn, you beat me to it
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>>684115149
Nigga you gay
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>>684115149
What's weirdo about my creativity, Galileo and Leonardo dicaprio were seen as weirdos in their day.
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>>684115350
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>>684115149
You should've played it off like you couldn't care less about nudes not pussy out like a bitch. Why are her nudes special when there are a million porn sites
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>>684115149
"I tried not to be a fag, but I just can't help it baby...I'm OP"
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>>684115350
not bad
use it
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>>684115350
rocking and rolling
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>>684109592
whats her kik
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>>684115350
>>684115390
>>684115475
>>684115489

OP, let's go for that. I agree
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>>684115475
Its actually really bad he just sounds like an autist trying to argue her into getting pics
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>>684110760
Confirmed
>Aliens say "lamo"
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>>684115616
Too on the nose?
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>>684114088
Bitch, if you aren't a troll I'm gonna shit my fucking pants
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>>684115350
roll
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Baby, I'm a Feminist™. If we meet up, you can neuter me and shove your Feminism™ buttplug up my ass to kill the Patriarchy™
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>>684115675
It sounds faggy as fuck
Op is trying to get into a girl's pants, what better fucking way than to start spewing nerd shit at her
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Alright.
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>>684115938
>>684115815
DO IT OP
JUST DO IT
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>>684115938
Titties with pretty goddess face to admire
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>>684115938

Ask her for a pic of tits with "Make America Great Again" written on them
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>>684115938
Just seal the deal OP, you held up your end of the bargain. Now let's see this slut.
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>>684115938
Dis gon b gud
>lurking
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lol
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>>684116303

Rolling for this
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>>684116375
Take it while you eat them ;)
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>>684116375
no
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I hope she looks like this
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>>684109592
>what dubs decide
do it.
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>>684116375
>Jessica est en train d'écrire
Québécois ?
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Ask what does an alien godess' asshole look like?

Do it faggot
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>>684116375
Tell her you want to finish her berries
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>>684116375
Put them on your nipples and send pic ;)
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>>684116535
OP here, no i'm French.
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>>684116631
Comment t'arrives à parler avec des meufs américaines ?
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>>684116520
She won't. Don't get your hopes up
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>>684116769
>impling its a girl
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After 1st pic "I want to wear you like a feed bag, come round and lets see if we can take you to a dimension you've never seen"
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>>684116535
Ta yeule parles pas français ici ou j'te gèle
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Op should be not a fag and post her
kik
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smh op taking his time
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>>684117022
NOW YOU HAVE TO SAY IT OP :))))))))))))))))
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OP Here ,

IDK she takes time; I'm waiting on her
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>>684116958
Fermes ta grosse gueule de bizu fiston
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Honestly if I were you OP I would stop sending stupid 4chan bullshit. Get some pussy, man! Crazy pussy is the best pussy! Also post pics / videos when you do.
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>>684116705
il le fait en Anglais
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>>684117072
An anon will always respect the quest for nudes over dubs. quads? That's another story
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convo pic im getting bored :(
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>>684117180
Get your logic and sense THE FUCK out of here
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My berries>your berries, now hurry it up.
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>>684117397
Roll
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You can eat mine
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>>684117397
roll
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>>684117397
top chisel
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>>684117397
Roll
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>>684116631
So she is living in France ?
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>>684116958
>ou j'te gèle
Ok ok ça va j'arrête, mais me gèle pas stp
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>>684117397
roll
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>>684115938
>before bf wakes and makes me do things
nigga, wut?
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>>684117397
Rolleriani
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>>684110510
Rollllll
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Threads dead
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>>684117734
no she's from murica.
also delivering time. Sorry to disappoint b

we made it.
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>>684117397
roll
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are those tits or pudding cups
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>>684117910
:(
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>>684117910
Jesus, she's ugly af
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>>684117910
Now ask for pussy and where you can meet to fuck
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>>684117910
wtf op
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>>684117910
now show me that asshole :)
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but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
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>>684117910
Ugly tits =(
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shes gross dont put your dick in crazy op
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>>684118046
rerol
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>>684117998
She is fine enough. Jesus you people and your standards meanwhile most of you faggots are not fucking anyone.

Unless the pussy is rancid you man up and smash your dick into it. Pronto!
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>>684118046
Rolling for this
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>>684118099
nah ur ugly af too
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>>684117998
>>684118020
OP here, not that ugly tbh.
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>>684118099
some of us can just do better maybe not OP tho
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>>684118046
Nice pasta
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any more pics op
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>>684118099
shut the fuck up you beta fag would fuck anything anyways so stfu shes gross fuck you for being pussy you are the reason feminism exists fucking nigger
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OP here , i'm trying to get some more.
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>>684118258
>>684118177
>>684118046

Winrar OP!
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can you hear the frantic clicking of all the betas to save all the nudes they can
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>>684118322
Win-Winrar
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>>684118099
Hey man, I'm allowed to have an opinion.

Honestly, If you're willing to smash anything with a pussy, then go ahead.
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>>684118099

thats how you get aids
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>>684118342
Will click 4 noodZ
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>>684118046

rolling for this
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>>684118455
Winrar
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Yo nipples some multidimensional alien shit, but I ain't no bitch, I still suck on em while yo berries get wet
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>>684117758
Ok c'est bon, tu fais bien
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>>684118455
>>684118177
two dubs for the same post
life is good, op
life is good :']
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>>684118455
>>684118322
>>684118177

Tripple Winrar OP now you got to send this!
>>684118046
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>>684116535
roll for this
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>>684118488
rolling for this
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OP is ded
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>>684109592
Can you query those databases with SQL?
Is there JPA support?
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OP Here
she stopped replying. I'm sorry bros !

That was fun anyways
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>>684118132
Kek
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send your cock OP. dont be a faggot
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>>684118585
Why tho, it alread got dubs.

Also Rollin for this pic
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>>684118673
show proof you sent copypast
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thread is officially ded>>684118673
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>>684118677
Kek'd n check'd
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send her the thread op
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welp, time to leave thread
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>>684111295
sauce on that?
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Can someone post the link for chat in kik, i used to use i think it is called chaton in kik, but i erased history n now i cant find it
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Come on faggot, keep delivering. Bet he's jacking off to her.
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>>684117910
DEM TUTTIES ARE UGLY AS FUCK. JUST LOOK AT THOSE HUGE PEPPERONI NIPPLES
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>>684117910
Call her a nigger
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