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so my dealer pulls up to my front door and after I pay him he says "there's a lot of police running around, could you hold this for me" pic related. I dunno how much is there
69 DECIDES WHAT DO
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Hide it
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>>684108225
bump
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>>684108225
Eat the baggie.
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>>684108340
no shit it's hidden already
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>>684108225
Stick it up your butt
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slowest cops of all time to wait for you to have thread response.

Anyway don't take it, you'll find another dealer
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or hide it in a hole of the fireplace conduit
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give me bruh
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burn it! and post the fire
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Keep it safe and don't get killed.
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Hide it in you're mom's ass, they'll never find it
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cum in it and give it back
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>>684108717
match the amount on PayPal and I'll do it
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Play a round of monopoly.
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not sure how long til they come to collect it
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>>684108225
He stole that shit from another dealer and you're going to get plugged m8.

How many hotels can you buy with that monopoly money anyways?
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Looks like it's hooker and cocain night!!
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>>684108225
He's going to call the cops and say you have the money. Get rid of it fast op
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>>684109999
nice quads
could do that
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>>684109999
Quads of truth
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Given the money to me
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so anyone know how much a hooker is in London?
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>>684108225
Don't take any for yourself, I'm pretty sure he knows exactly how much it is.
You could end up dead if he's THAT type of dealer.
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OK new game ive counted it guess how much is there and I'll send it to you
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>>684110568
he made sure I saw him counting is as he pulled up don't worry
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roughly 4000£
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call police and make them come to your place for some minor reason. take a pic of the cops outside of your house. send it to the dealer. tell him they took the money.
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Gamble it.
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spend it all on lays potato chips and when he comes to collect say thats what he gets for lays-ing it all on you.
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>>684111127
rolling for this
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Be a pal and hide it. If you dont, he will probably kill you
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>>684108225
Of they catch him hope he dont on you or set you up go hide that shit out side you house
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Move house to the other side of the country and invest it in shares.
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>>684110978
reroll for the ££
calm down you criminal
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>>684110978
this
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Just wait for him to come back, don't do anything dumb.
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He's gonna say you took some anyway. You'll owe him and become his buttslave
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>>684111569
Oh shit.
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>>684111569
oh shit
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>>684110978
Holy shit cuz do that thats a mad idea
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>>684108225
He'll come back and say you stole some from him. Then make your life a living hell. Well done OP
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Take 10% and say that's your fee for dumping his cash on you.
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he's here to pick it up no joke
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cheeky cunt gives me this "for my trouble" come on there was thousands of pounds in that bag
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>>684112242
Dumbass, you should have kept it.
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Should have shoved up ass m8
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>>684112242

Your a whore. Should have told him to piss off when he handed you the fiver.

Now he looks at you like a bitch to be bought and sold.
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>>684111569
oh shit.
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>>684112242
What the fuck only 5..

U should have just called the police then..
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You dun good op. Maintained the trust of your dealer. Take care of dealer. Cause dealer take care of you
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>>684112756
Especially with how hard he had to wait. Sitting around and doingdrugs. Selfish asshole.
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If he dumps 50 grand on you next time, make sure you keep the money you dumb cunt.
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>>684112889
wisdom
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>>684113030
kept us waiting for the weed for hours today as well. taking the absolute piss
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He should at least given you some good drugs of your choice instead of money.
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>>684113035
don't worry pal I'll be buying plane tickets first
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>>684110889
seconded, thats the thing with british money its really heavy and thick so feels like loads wheras the same in euros is like the thickness of a coaster
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>>684112242
is he a paki by any chance ?
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>>684108225
Eat it dont smoke it jusst eat it all of it
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>>684113559
that's what my gf said, eh what you gonna do
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>>684113737
he's black
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>>684114063
just to clarify that's money not drugs- make sure you know the difference cos it can cause problems otherwise
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>>684112242
What's the exchange rate for monopoly money?
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>>684114793
same fucking shit, loser drug dealers are a dime a dozen. im guessing you are like 17 and young and impressionable. 5 k is fuck all in the drug dealing game , and justice to that is the fact that broke nigger didnt even give you the value of a street priced ten bag.
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>>684111569
Oh shit
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>>684111569
kek
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OP is fagget, should have said no I want a decent cut for saving your ass or free drugs
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>>684115408
OP is the black man's bitch.
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>>684115059
I'm 21 yeah well it was the easiest £5 I've ever earnt so whatever whatevs
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>>684112242
He saw this thread.
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>>684108225
no time stamp????
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>>684108225
Dont be a pussy and dont touch it have some respect bro
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>>684115566
well hopefully free drugs will be more forthcoming once he's screwing me
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>>684115408
it's not like the police searched his car, he was just paranoid there was too much presence
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>>684110978
this is a brilliant idea
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Damn british money looks like shit
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>>684115909
This is a good way to get your ass killed.
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>>684115728
he's picked it up already I can send you a shot of those bedsheets with a timestamp if you want
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>>684116037
And nothing of value was lost that day.
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>>684108225
>Monopoly money

Buy Park Place and Boardwalk, obviously.
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>>684115909
>have drugs
>call cops
lol its a great idea
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relax dude, just hold onto it. He will take care of you, stop asking the autistic faggots
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