what would be your first move if you crash landed on an unknown alien planet?
Say "Ayy Lmao"
go on 4chan
fap
>>684107874
Assuming my ship/escape pod still had working scanners, I'd check the atmosphere to see if it was breathable for humans.
prepare my anus
>>684108576
okay assuming its breathable and you know there is life. what next?
be a space nigger and find the nearest moon
>>684107874
Find one of them and probe its butthole. In this case I'M the alien, niggaz.
>>684107971
Lololol! This, and aside from survival build towards the industrial age. Then mine that fucker and build a 3 story statue of myself and live in it.
Investigate the planets trap scene
>>684107874
introduce the local population to our lord and savior, Hitler.
>>684109116
OMFG. Anons like u make life worth living.
breed with the local wildlife.
i am my genes.
if my genes are part of the ecosystem, then i need not fear death
>>684107874
be friendly, knowledgeable
Teach the population about memes
Survive! .search water,food and refuge.
>>684107874
Illuminati did 9/11
>>684107874
die from alien microbes of be poisoned by ingesting life forms not of my planets evolutionary genome
Fuck a hole in the dirt so I could say I fucked everyone.
>>684109560
1776 mo'fucka REPRESENT
>>684107874
Verify life support and comms. Then camo the vehicle if I could. Then a light perimeter search and prepare to camp up for whatever weather this bitch had to offer.
Going to search for Dat Boi
Find some new drugs
>>684110781
>landing on a new atmospherically habital planet as a human being born and bred of earth and not bringing cannabis with you
can't even put the dun goofeds into words, nigguh