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My bachelor party is tonight. I haven't seen most of these people in years and have become mostly a recluse and introvert with my career and all. Want everyone to have a good time.

Ideas?
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I have had many successful parties and I attribute thier success due to unusually large quantities of popcorn
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Have you thought of popcorn?
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vodka
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Lots of alcohol and the accidental murder of a prostitute?
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I really think you should get a lot of popcorn
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>>684107021
it would be really hilarious if you fucked one of them right in the pussy
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>>684107021
popcorn
or weed
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How did you convince anyone you haven't seen in years to come to your bachelor party?

more to the point, what the fuck is a bachelor party?
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>>684107021
strippers
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>>684107021
Get enough chocolate and cola OP! I have planned thousands of parties OP and chocolate/cola are the basics
Not cheap chocolate but the expensive and tasteful sorts
Also cake and coffee
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>>684107021
Go bar hopping and try to get toba strip club. Generally a fun night and your boys should pay for everything since it is your party.
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>>684107021

HEY ANON ALL CAPS GUY HERE FIRST CONGRATS ON YOUR PENDING NUPTIALS AND SECOND IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THE BEST TIME POSSIBLE YOU HAVE TO TALK IN ALL CAPS MODE ALL NIGHT LONG, NOW GET OUT THERE AND MAKE IT A NIGHT TO REMEMBER BECAUSE YOU KICK ASS, YOU DESERVE A GREAT TIME, AND BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARNED IT BUDDY!
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Cocaine, definitely cocaine
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>>684107021
Lan Party
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>>684108205
This actually
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>>684108174
anons right, all caps IS cruise control for cool, after all.
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>>684108488
Czech em
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>>684107021
Bring some weed, good beer, a little whiskey. Even if you don't partake. U will look cool and they will entertain each other.
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>>684107910
Please don't be serious. Wtf
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>>684107910
i think its something like, your last chance to fuck a prostitue before getting married. which you do on a table in the middle of the hotel in front of all your childhood friends.
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>>684107021
alcohol and various drugs and everything will be cool.
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