My bachelor party is tonight. I haven't seen most of these people in years and have become mostly a recluse and introvert with my career and all. Want everyone to have a good time.
Get enough chocolate and cola OP! I have planned thousands of parties OP and chocolate/cola are the basics
Not cheap chocolate but the expensive and tasteful sorts
Also cake and coffee
HEY ANON ALL CAPS GUY HERE FIRST CONGRATS ON YOUR PENDING NUPTIALS AND SECOND IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THE BEST TIME POSSIBLE YOU HAVE TO TALK IN ALL CAPS MODE ALL NIGHT LONG, NOW GET OUT THERE AND MAKE IT A NIGHT TO REMEMBER BECAUSE YOU KICK ASS, YOU DESERVE A GREAT TIME, AND BECAUSE YOU HAVE EARNED IT BUDDY!
i think its something like, your last chance to fuck a prostitue before getting married. which you do on a table in the middle of the hotel in front of all your childhood friends.