weird things only you do...
When i download a picture to my fap folder i imagine the girl knows this and runs to her parents and says "yes yes yes i made it to anons fap folder" and her parents say "i knew you could do it honey, this is a special day"
>>684103758
glad to know im not the only one fapping to pic related
>>684103758
How do you people come up with these kind of stories.
>>684103758
LMAO mfw delusional 2/10 OP would even fantasize some 9/10 bitch would ever be ecstatic about making it to his spank bank.
>>684105067
i dont literally think this is whats happening just a thought i have when i download a pic.
>>684105361
But where does this thought come from at all? A desire to be loved, perhaps? I mean, are you proud of yourself in these moments? Like, do you think of that happening, and then yourself think 'Ah, another happy customer' or what?
>>684105651
i have a girlfriend. ive had sex with 30 girls in my lifetime. Its just a funny thought i have is all. like i said its a weird thing only i think i do.
>>684105067
Stop being so cool man
>>684103758
when I wipe, I put my finger inside my butthole to really get that clean feeling.
>>684105819
Lol. Never change OP
when i wipe my ass and it comes back clean i call it a wishpoo so i make a wish
>>684106636
i poop as fast and as hard as i can in hopes that the water splashes back on my butt and cleans it extra good.
>>684103758
This post is not getting the attention it deserves. OP You're not even a faggot. You're special. I don't know what to call you.
>>684103758
i'd like to see that pic with the panty on her knee and she sniffing on it.
>>684106866
I put paper in the water to prevent this
>>684106636
My fucking sides
>>684103758
Whenever I'm cooking I always pretend that I'm making food for my gf.
>mfw I don't have a gf.
When I'm in my bathroom, I pace around practising e a speech I'll never deliver.
I sit in the shower for the entire shower, every time even in public showers with nasty floors.
When I give an interview, I spend months obsessing over how it could have been better even if I achieved the goal of the interview.
>>684108696
i do that too, minus the fact that i dont use public showers
>>684108570
same but in the shower
>>684103758
>when you need to see her face and her pussy in order to cum
>>684103758
that´s fucked lol
>>684109044
what kinda persona are you to give interviews
>>684110411
A person who tries too hard at things and has to give interviews to prove their worth.
