good kitter caught me a mouse
i have mouse now, what do?
look at that smug fucking face
youre his bitch now
>go out to the bar later that night
>roofie some bitch
>bring her back hogtied
>throw her at the cat and leave
>wait 5 minutes for that freaking cat neckbiting foreplay
>kick in door
>punt cat into wall
>have sex with unconcious chick on cats corpse
>laugh at his ass as he wastes one life and ressurects come morning time
>laugh at his ass when he tried to lick himself clean
OP here, things just got a little crazy
> mouse in gatorade bottle
> not paying attention
> balcony open
> one of my three cats knocks over gatorade bottle
> mouse make mad dash for balcony
> ozzie (first cat) catches mouse again, puts it down
> mouse literally is like FUCK THIS and suicide jumps off balcony onto the concrete below, I am on the 3rd floor
>mouse survives the base jump and squeezes into crack of building.... he might be back if hes still alive
Mice can't die from falls or even get injured. They're light enough with enough wind resistance that their terminal velocity isn't high enough to do damage. Cats are the same assuming they can control the take off and enough time to land properly.
Thats just it though. Assuming it didn't freeze it hits terminal velocity in about half a second due to size. Plane, empire state building, the 3rd floor of a building. All survivable for a mouse because terminal velocity is low enough and they're light enough that if it lands feet down it won't even scratch it.
Cats take 7 but the longer the fall the better since that gives them time to spread out and prepare for decent landing.
cats are definitely less than seven seconds
this crazy ass cats straight supermans that shit and lives and runs off. perfect form and way less than 7 seconds
if you havent reached terminal velocity you are slower than terminal velocity. how the fuck is that a problem? and wind is pretty much an insignificant factor unless you have a fucking tornado going on.