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is there a funnier or sexier woman alive today?
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a pregnant crackhead i saw fall down steps was funnier than this skank.
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>>684098385
You betcha.
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>>684098385
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>>684098385
All of them
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>>684098385
>is there a funnier or sexier woman alive today?
I hope so, but women arent funny.
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>>684098435
/thread
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yep
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>>684099102
Also a good choice
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>>684098738
you're on a list
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>>684098385
Who's this lard ass?
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>>684099442
> Virgin fatty sjw detected
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>>684098385
Funnier, yes.
But sexier? Also yes, she looks like a sack of potatoes that was beaten by another sack of potatoes.
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>>684100488
are you blind as well as gay and retarded?
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>>684100862
None of the above, I just prefer women that dont look like they've a fighter jet crash land on their face
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Probably
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>>684100862
No jokes at all, like her, she legitimately is not attractive. Ugly color hair, fat face and body, ugly face strucure.
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>>684100862
nigga you are literally attracted to paul bunyan and we're the retards.
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>>684098385
yes
literally any other woman
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>>684098385
Yes. All of them.
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>>684100488
My sides are discovering new exoplanets
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most of them
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>>684098385
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>>684101622
>>684101212
>>684101296
>blind gay retards confirmed
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>>684098517
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>>684102270
>boring repetitive troll detected
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>>684098385
I'm convinced that the person who keeps making these threads is actually Amy Schumer trying to fish for compliments because she knows she's not funny and only "sexy" by forced feminism "eurrbody luv ya skin u in" agenda standards.
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>>684099279


OH FUCK OFF..THIS HACK AIN'T ANYWHERE NEAR....
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>>684102270
I give precisely zero shits about her personality, I'd deep dick Amy Schumer all night long, and probably even talk to her afterwards, until things faded away naturally over time. Whatever.
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>>684098385
hillary
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>>684100488


OH FUCK OFF YOU FAT FUCK..YOU WOULD DISMEMBER YOU OWN MOM JUST TO EAT HER CORN FILLED SHIT
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women aren't funnny, but you probably haven't seen my mad troll posts on /b/
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>>684098385
Amy Schumer

>Funniest woman alive
>Sexiest woman alive

Mfw
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>>684099481
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>>684098385
Yeah your mom, she's really funny and sexy
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>>684098385
Your mom....hihihi
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>>684098385
Chuck Shumer is pretty hot
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>>684098385

what's wrong with her face? did she get stung by a bee and is allergic?
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Jen Kirkman is funny and pretty hot. I saw her in Detroit and she killed. Amy Schumer is ok but I was turned off by the issues of originality
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>>684098385
More or less anyone with a vagina between their legs
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>>684102270
Again, I find her unattractive. Fat arms and face are a giant turn off
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>>684098385
Her...
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>>684103458
Hey, you win. Didn't even think of her.
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>>684098385
Yes.
Literally any woman.
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>>684103458
Who is she?
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This is bait, but GOT DAYUM is it good
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>>684103458
whoever
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>>684099279
Way better than op's unfunnY fat hag
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>>684104574
nuh uh
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Kesha is the true cum demon
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>>684098385
There are many
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>>684104792
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>>684104891
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>>684104940
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>>684104956
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>>684103925

a cow milking a cow.

thank you internet, now i've finally seen everything.
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>>684103458
Tina Fey is fucking hot. Somehow the scar makes her even better.
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>>684104982
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>>684098385
>women
>funny

Pick only one
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>>684102270
Look at her fat arms, never a good sign
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how about the comedians she stole her jokes from.
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>>684105121
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You guys are stupid. Amy is hot as fuck. If you think otherwise I suspect you have never been laid.
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>>684102270

she has more curves on her arms then she does on her hips.
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yes, literally any woman I hate that bitch
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>>684104956
>>>684104956
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> Anonymous 05/13/16(Fri)14:42:21 No.684104989▶

She's been drinking in that tub with will smiths dog
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>>684103458
She might be a genius. She's so good she transcends being a woman
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>>684105257
don't you just wanna bust a nut on this tongue?
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>>684105417
god. i'd still wipe my dick all over those legs
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>>684104792
Do you have her pics where she's having sex with a neckbeard? Guy was so gross he reminded me of myself. Beat it to that for months but lost it when I changed phones
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>>684105267

>my post isn't bait

1/10 because I replied
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>>684105538
here's a pic of her sucking his balls.

she looks like a real hot slut without make up
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>>684098385
Funnier? Absolutely not. Sexier? While that's highly subjective I'd have to strongly disagree with that. She's not my type in the slightest.
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>>684105422
She's had many nuts busted on her anon.
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>>684098385
she is
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>>684105581
Damn I miss Chris Farley
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>>684105792

>Amy schumer is the funniest woman in the world

Topbait.
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>>684105808
thanks for the pic. was looking for a higher resolution.

I wonder if she fucked Pitbull
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>>684105581
She really let herself go.
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any woman
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>>684106045

the fall wasn't all that far.
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>>684099442
Fagöt
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>>684105935
because you wouldn't wanna fuck this hot girl senseless?
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You have shit tastes OP
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i don't know how you can be str8 and not want to berry you're face in her ass
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>>684105864
He said "funny" but you're half-right
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Don't forget Taylor Swift
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>>684106216
i dont fuck coal burners
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>>684106579
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>>684099481
That guy looks like he can smell that she can't reach her own asshole to wipe
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>>684106610
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>>684106045

She was always gross. Tons of makeup and shooped photos in magazines are the only reason people thought she was good looking
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>>684103458
sooo overrated...
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>>684106662
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>>684106365
thanks
I actually think she is funnier as well
not in a standup comedy way but her show isnt too bad if you can look past the girly theme
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>>684106706
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>>684100862
Ugly af!
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She used to be kinda cute but not cute enough for me to pretend to laugh at her jokes.
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>>684098385
No, Women aren't funny.
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>>684106765
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>>684100862

she'd make a blind man flinch.
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>>684106831
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>>684105720
SAUCE?
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>>684106865
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>>684098385
Yes, all of them.
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>>684098385
Her whole career
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>>684105263
This fat cunt is prettier in the face than Amy Schumer will ever be.
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>>684106579
those fuckin legs...
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>>684106706

Taylor is a legit goddess. We're not worthy.
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>>684099279
super funny. I met her on set and she is fucking sharp.
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>>684107001
>>684107036
>she will never squash your cock with those legs of hers
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I want her to give me a footjob while wearing those shoes; rub my dick raw
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she gave me a boner in Dirty Grandpa
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>>684106972
y so mad?
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Do you think she's been fucked hard by a BBC?
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>>684107127
Why live?
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>>684098385
This is clearly same fag troll thread op is ugly af
Kesha <3
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Hnng
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>>684107505
I'd sell my soul to Kesha
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Amy Schumer looks like my ex-wife. I guess her appeal is that she's on the attractive side of normal looking and her comedy is lowbrow, a female version of the dick joke hack comedian schtick. Like if Rosanne Barr but fuckable.

I don't think she's anything new or interesting comedically, and she's not hot enough to bother wanking too. She's not ugly, and her weight is on the heavy end of normal for Americans, but she is nothing at all special, just a female answer to the previous generations lowest common denominator comedy star.
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>>684104792
>ke$ha
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Can you imagine how many guys in the music industry has had a taste of this tongue?
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>>684098385
She has crazy eyes and a mans body, ni thanks
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>>684107402
how has she not?
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>>684098385
Amy. Stop this.
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>>684105581
Mongo like walks
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>>684107785
*raped this tounge
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>>684098385
she looks like she'd been stung by lots of bees
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>>684107972
>implying
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Can you imagine facefucking her?
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>>684105864
I actually 100% agree with this
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>>684108182
>imploding
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>>684108116
There is no way she hasn't fucked a lot of guys
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>>684108724
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>>684108724
id be interested in what her cum to blood ratio is
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>>684108887
I wish she'd just let guys bang bang the fuck outta her and release a sex tape.

She looks like such a slut so idk what's up with those rape allegations
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>>684098385
>sexy
>whale

pick one.
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>>684109448
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>>684099102
This is my guilty wank, too... Fucking love her, the sassy bitch
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>>684098504
Thank you I hate that cunt
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>>684109596
you can tell she loves anal too
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>>684109823
I can imagine 2 dicks in that mouth
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Amy shrimer talks about getting fucked and being a happy fat whore. But if you say that's all she jokes about your just a scummy male who likes to call people whores
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>>684109521
she looks fucking sexy there like she just got out of a 24 hr gangbang
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>>684109968
she could handle more
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I think Amy Schumer is sexy but I'm also into fat chicks

She's not funny though
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>>684098385

i think it's funny how Glamour magazine listed her as "Plus sized" and she went off on them for it.

she won't even admit to herself she's big.
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I would imagine it would be funny watching her legs get amputated without anesthetics, but otherwise yes, there are funnier women out there.
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>>684099442
>Trigglypuff detected
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>>684099481
Fucking stupid.
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Ever wondered how she gets so much of the media spotlight? She's not even that good a comedian and yet even on Youtube, you can't avoid seeing her stuff even if you tried to.

With Joan Rivers dead, she's been chosen to be the next big female comedian.
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>>684111506
> Rape worthy.
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>>684111841
How can you not wanna fuck that face?
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>>684098385
Ill give her some what funny at best. As far as sexy goes, thats debatable. Now i know must of us dont mind a little fat on our steaks. Lets be honest, no one likes a lot of fat on their steaks. If she trimmed like 40 pounds, she would probably look pretty good. Like all the other "plus-size" women who are trying to start the trend are just as delusional as the women on the opposite side of the spectrum. Im gettibg off topic. Ya, she isnt hot
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>>684105263
I get off to the idea of how hot this bitch would be skinny
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>>684105965
Fucking lol'd
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>>684106687
>her tits
Holy shit even for a chub they are so underwhelming
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>>684112637

it's strange, you'd think a cow would have bigger udders.
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>>684113001
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>>684113431
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>>684113472
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>>684113494
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>>684106967
Yeah but you're comparing a woman's brain/creativity to a man's. That's kind of unfair
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you guys are really bored to be argueing about this
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>>684114624
>arguing about someone who I have never heard of before
Yeah, she is ugly as fuck, no idea what anyone means by comedy she supposedly does... one of those women you just leave alone and never talk about unless you are trolls.
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