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HALT!

We are here to round up undesirables, show us your papers!

(even doubles: Jew, odd doubles: gypsy, 00: communist, triples: party member, quads: Jewish party member)
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Shalom, I aint no jew I swear
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>>684096948
Not to worry commandant, only good hardworking German singles here
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>>684097005
move along
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Oi vey not me
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>>684097166
in the cattle car herr Rosenberg!
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>>684097166
Dreckiger Untermensch, ab ins Gas!
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Fuck off m8 I have 9/11 to do
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The 6 million never happened so there will be no dubs
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>>684096948
rolldofhitler
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Sieg Heil Kamerad, auf zum Endsieg. Möge unser glorreicher Führer ewig leben.
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>>684096948
here are my papers herr obersturmfuhrer
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Rollan
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>>684096948
Was ist das papier Jeuden? Schnell!
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Hey honey, I'm Vladimir goldstien, and I ain't a new, slav, or fag. Toodleoos love!
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>>684097388
>88
Not sure if Jew or fellow ns comrade
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>>684096948
How's the war going soldier ?
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>>684097388
in the cattle car
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>>684096948
Wat?
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>>684097455
A JEW AMUNG OUR MISTS?!??!?!!
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OYE FAGGOTS.

I am Adolf Eichmann. Make Way.
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>>684097455
you too filthy gypsy!
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>>684096948
88
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no jews here
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>>684096948
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 Heil Hitler卐卐卐卐卐卐
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propaganda dont raise us guys
we are strong and we are brave
hitler did nothing wrong
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>>684097388
this fucking game, op russian shits p2w..
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>>684096948
heil commandant!
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Everything is in order, sir. I'm a loyal servant of the Fuhrer.
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48: Cancerous faggot
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>>684096948
dancing party member here, just omw to the Reichstag
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>>684097575
dub 75
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>>684097477
>>684097499
Großer Gott! Where are all the gypsies coming from?
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Oy vey, not me
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How can I help cleanse our glorious nation of this subhuman corruption?
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Gibb da succ

roll
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You'll never take my shekels!
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>>684096948
Shalom
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>>684096948
last known bastard son of hitler reporting in,

what do i win?!
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>>684096948
Ich bin ein nazi nicht ein juden
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卐 Sieg Heil mein Führer! 卐
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>>684097323
I suddendly discovered why you´re thinking of this. It is because US-America didn´t loose a single soldier in the first world war. If you ask how I riddled this out, simply, they didn´t play any role in it. As for the second. They haven´t had any good action. they got their arse kicked in the ardennes. Even Ivan performed better after some difficulties in the beginning. They raced 1200 km in the same time US-Americans and their "allied" slaves needed to get half the distance. And this - as a matter of fact - although Hitler lesses the western front because he feared the communists even more.

So with US America not having any role, no jew cant be killed. Because fucking math equalities.
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Heil hitler
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Salam my friend i am from german yes?
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>>684097575
HDNW !
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Das ist nicht einer boobie!
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Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, über alles in der Welt!
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“Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win.

Workingmen of all countries unite!”
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>>684097888
heil Hitler kamerad!
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Bitte nicht
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>>684097888
>888
>88
Heil Hitler!!! 卐
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I might be black and wearing a kippah, but I swear I ain't know nigger Jew!
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“Modern bourgeois society with its relations of production, of exchange, and of property, a society that has conjured up such gigantic means of production and of exchange, is like the sorcerer, who is no longer able to control the powers of the nether world whom he has called up by his spells.”
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No dubs here mein Führer
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>>684096948
Ich bin kein unwertes Leben
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>>684097933
Halts Maul und geh duschen du dreckiger Zigeuner.
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Scrub a dub dub im clean for dubs.
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But modern bourgeois private property is the final and most complete expression of the system of producing and appropriating products, that is based on class antagonisms, on the exploitation of the many by the few.”
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Loyal member of the third reich mein fuhrer
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Just omw to the Reichstag
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git fucked
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>>684096948
>Op is a faggot.
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i can explain that
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“Communism deprives no man of the power to appropriate the products of society: all that it does is to deprive him of the power to subjugate the labor of others by means of such appropriation.

It has been objected, that upon the abolition of private property all work will cease, and universal laziness will overtake us.

According to this, bourgeois society ought long ago to have gone to the dogs through sheer idleness; for those of its members who work, acquire nothing, and those who acquire anything, do not work.”
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>>684098033
More like a loyal gipsy, here feel free to step into my shower
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>>684098033
gypsies aren't loyal to even their families, in the cattle car!
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eat a cock hitlerfucker
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>>684098111
heil Hitler!
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>>684098111
Ein dreifaches Sieg Heil!
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>>684096948
undesirable to who?
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>>684096948
Im a communist allready fite me
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to the gulag with me !
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>>684096948
I'm not a Jew, I swear!
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Zeig heil
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nicht Jude
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Denk ich an Deutschland bei der Nacht, bin ich um den Schlaf gebracht

Auf zu den glorreichen Alten Tagen, Sieg Heil
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>>684096948
Here my papers, undersoldats
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>>684097404
Kek. Cheap attempt to write German.
Correct: Wo sind eure Papiere, Juden? Schnell!
Better (but a different andmore complex meaning): Legen sie ihre Papiere vor, aber zackig! Sie sind des Judentums bezichtigt und befinden sind in Gewahrsam.
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Kein Problem Herr Offizier, hier meine Papiere.
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>>684098477
Wen haben wir denn hier? Einen klugscheißenden Zigeuner? Der Zug wartet schon.
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>>684098477
Yeah right you dirty gypsy!
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natürlicht mein herr, ich bin nicht Juden
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don't you know who I am?
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tror nok lige vi skal ha nakket nogle #jøder
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>>684098863
No I don't, but that doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are not a jew.
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>>684098477

It would be more correct to say "Ausweis, bitte." Since 'Ausweis' is the proper term for documents permitting a person to be on Reich property.
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reol
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>>684099462
For police controlls, a "Führerschein" or "Reisepass" is (normally) enough, so "Papiere" fits quite well.
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Ich rolle
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my dicks uncut
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>>684099988
Lies! Show us your dick, JEW
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>>684099988
in the cattle car
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Shalom my friend I ain't no stinkin Jew aight lemme thru bahhh
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im not a fucking kike.
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>>684096948
I am loyal to the Reich now and forever. ENDSIEG!
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burn the jews
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undesirable sickening jew
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>>684096948
check my arianism
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If I post a dank meme but still get doubles, will I be as prosecuted as harshly? I have a wife and kids for Stalin's sake!
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>>684100300
you'll get to share showers, communist scum!
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>>684096948
Hello officer.
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In the end you'll all die.
Que Viva la Libertad! Que Viva la Revolucion Social y Libertaria!
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>>684096948
Heil Hitler!
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>>684100300
BURN UNTERMENSCH!
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Dindunuffin
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>>684100433
leave the wagon there and step into the cattle car
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>>684100466
in the cattle car you filthy vermin!
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Sieg Heil!
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H-Heil!
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>>684096948
muh shekels
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shhhhhhhh hush Herr officer, how many shekels will be enough to pass
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now whine
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Please stop
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I am a jew so let's see if fate is accurate today
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>>684096948
Where do I sign up for SS?
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i ain't no gypsy
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>>684101187
warum?
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>>684099684

Neither Fuehrerschein nor a Reisepass are correct. A Reisepass (Trip-pass) is permission to travel, not identification and a Fuehrerschein is a driver's license which is not relevant.
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gays?
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Jew here
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God
God has seen you cry, struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God, send this message on, please don’t ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING AND PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DON’T BREAK THIS CHAIN. IF YOU BREAK, YOU WILL SUFFER. SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINUTES WHEN U READ IT.
Y
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>>684101672
But you can also indentify yourself with these documents in many occasions.
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Krankenwagen
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kkkk
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hello officer
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>>684101881

Not in 1930/40's Germany you can't. You'd need an Ausweis or you'd be detained.
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i am the bear jew
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>>684096948
Nah dubs boys
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Here you go sir
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>>684096948
Deutschland über alles!
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>>684102177
sides
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>>684102177
ALARM!
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>>684102177
indeed she is, now get in the cattle car you thief!
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>>684096948
Nichts zu sehen Herr Wachtmann
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Shalom
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Bitte
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I'm a fucking jew
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>>684096948
dzhere you go herr
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>>684102725
Nice try Hans, you keep your edge under control now, you might just get hurt
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>>684101863

I don't have that many friends.
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Im VIP!
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>>684103188
Checkd. But invalid.
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>>684103188
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>>684103188
You're a jew, Harry
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>>684103188
congratulations, you have won a one-way trip to our new special resort in Poland!
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>>684096948
i am not ein jude!
heil hitler, may i pass now?
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>>684103288
so are you
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>>684103188
noice!
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>>684096948
Jew
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OY VEI! pls no gas
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>>684103188
nice
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>>684103188
Damn Nazi Jews these days
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OP is a conniving jew
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>>684103500
I'm no Stalin I Swear for matrioszka
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>>684103500
in the car commie!
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>>684096948
only quints here
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GET quads, heil
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Arbeit macht frei
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im not a jew im anne frank
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Rollerino for quadserino
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German pizdyec, USSR and SFRY will destroy you
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>>684096948
heil!
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>>684103752
that checks out, madame, run along now
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I'm innocent Mr so officer
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>>684103188
NICE. you are free to enter the shower.
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>>684098363
Sauce ?
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OY vey
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>>684096948
Just a normal citizen walking by
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I don't feel jewish
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>>684103188
witnessed
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Does this nose look jewish to you?
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Rollin panzers
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>>684096948
pls let me in
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>>684104123
Does my dick?
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>>684096948
I am not a criminal I am an average Dutchman
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>>684104199
gipsy
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>>684097166
>>684097388
>>684099988
>>684100466
>>684103188
>>684103288

Arbeit Macht Frei
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Check em
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Not a Jew.
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>>684096948
JUDE
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>>684104255
average Dutch gypsy maybe, I hear it's rather nice in Sachsenhausen!
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>>684100391
O shit waddap
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>>684102309
>indeed she is
how does this relates to >>684102177
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Nothing to worry about here
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>>684096948
heil hitler
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>>684104511
Fucking Gypsy
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>>684096948
Shouldn't getting quads (the dominant of trips) allow you to be a party member above a jew party member?
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>>684104677
Typical gypsies, insulting each other
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>>684104623
Deutschland über alles = Germany (is) above everything, countries are sometimes referred to as if they were women.
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>>684096948
Ich bin 100% deutsch
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>>684104994
But "Deutschland über alles" is not translated as "Germany is above everything".
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no dubs here
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>>684105126
in my language it *IS* translated as such, when I read it it registered in my mind as "Germany is above everything"
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>>684100391
O shit waddup
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Es lebe der nationalsozialistischen Bewegung!
Es lebe Deutschland!
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Oi vey my shekels!
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>>684100391
oh shit waddup
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>>684106030
äck äck?
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>>684103500
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im no jew ;)
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DEINE PAPIERE JUDE!
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>>684096948
i swear i dont know any jews
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>>684096948
what's singles?
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Cyka
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hail
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>>684106979
non-jew, non-gypsy, non-communist, non-party member
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Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
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>>684107165
i want to be in the party.
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>>684097763
I'm not American duck bag.
>hut during I don't think 6 million were killed
>AMERICA!!!
FUCK YOU!
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>>684098108
Fuck off commie douche.
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Ich bin kein Jude
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>>684101180
Eh the fact the soviets got btfo until a coalition came and stopped the Reich makes me feel good. Good game though, no sore losers here. Nice win.
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I am 187cm tall, have blonde hair and blue eyes, do I look like an undesirable?
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You'll pay for Leningrad!
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>>684108577
off to Sachsenhausen you go!
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>>684108662
I PROMISE TO WORK HARD!!!!
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>>684101180
Fun fact:
the original photograph had to be edited by the soviets because the guy holding the flag was wearing two watches. He probably looted a corpse in the city so the soviets didn't want that to be part of the image...
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>>684102309
>she
it's the fatherland, not the motherland...
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Let's see
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>>684108866
what ever herr Zuckermann
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>>684105975
are you trying to write with a bavarian accent?
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>>684096948
GIT IN ZE OVEN SWINE
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>>684108983
No?
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How about you take me in, give me $500, release me, and kill those gypsies over there instead?
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I proud soldier.
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>>684096948
I show my alliance to the Party!
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>>684106177
You TR8R!
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NEIN!
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>>684096948
Croat friend here.
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>>684096948
German here. Everything good.
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I'm with you guys! H-heil Hitler, am I right?
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>>684110094
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>>684110214
Of course, Europe would be saved.
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rollin' for my shekels!
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:D I have no papers but I am half aryan
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>>684110432
alles in ordnung
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I cannot be a filthy juden!!! SIEG HAIL
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>spread propaganda
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>>684096948
Heil.
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>>684111674
just a party member passing by
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Deutschland hast das übermannt
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>>684100391
O shit waddap
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I am only but a sandnigger
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I'm gay but arya
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calm down officer, have a smoke
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Just heading to my bank....
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Seig Heil
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I'm not Jewish. I'm a Saiyan. See?
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>>684112611
Dachau, you filthy gypsy
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>>684112688
Jewish sandnigger it seems
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>>684113179
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>>684096948

my papers are legit.
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CHECKEM
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>>684096948
666 pls
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>>684114041
no
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Here, I'm clean!
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>>684096948
:v
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>>684096948
Not a jew
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>>684113267
Tfw

Im a german with german roots except for one to the huguenots.

Nazis liked protestants more than catholics :^)
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>>684096948
HAIL FHURER
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>>684118444
Heil Hitler!
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>>684117827
alles in ordnung
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gotta go fast
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>>684097455
Kill this gypsy before he steals our souls!!
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no sir is fine im just an old man looking for my potatoe
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Heil hitler my good nazi friend.
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za Stali-I mean, Heil Hitler!
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>>684120651
carry on
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O'i !
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sieg heil
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>>684098111
Thank you oh loyal comrade
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>>684103188
Toasting
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roll
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>>684097640
Kek
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h-here you go herr kommander
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>>684124399
lel, actually being from romania makes it a lot funnier
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>>684124399
gypsy, leave the wagon there and step into the cattle car
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>>684124531
kek
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>>684125399
topkek, I guess I'll just arrest myself...
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for the father land
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>>684124192
Oscar is >>684096948
Dude what >>68409633
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>>684096948
Sind Sie des Wahnsinns? Wissen Sie eigentlich, wen Sie da vor sich haben?
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ad
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Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer
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>>684096948
Heil hitler
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>>684126994
what brings you here, oberführer?
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