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Vaguely describe vidya #02

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>gotta take pics of giant robot
>titanic rip off
>all your friends were imaginary
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>>684085279
Bump with hint:

>gf is prego
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>>684085279
metal gear solid 2?
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>>684085635
Hell yeah
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>>684085279
Mgs2
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>>684085279
>wake up
>have amnesia
>"Hi, you are in space"
>"She's lying! You are underground"
>"He's lying, you are a national hero"
>"She's lying, you are just a test subject"
>"he's lying. The president is waiting for you back in earth"

>turns out she wasn't lying.
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Studying ancient civilization
Everything goes to shit
Religious people are crazy
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>>684085279
>carrots
>time traveling
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>>684085950
Tomb Raider?
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>get tricked by someone
>kill own wife and daughter
>notok.jpg
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>racism
>schrodinger's cat
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>>684085912
Soma? I hope it's soma. Did you like soma? I want someone else to like soma as much as I did.
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>>684086130
God of war
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>>684086079
Got it, i can't think of any challenging ones at the moment
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>>684086194
Nope. Sorry.

Hint:
>solving puzzles is actually helping save the world
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>>684086173
Bioshock Infinite?
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>>684086214
Yes
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>>684086294
Fuck yeah
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>>684086284
... But you liked soma right...? :(
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>>684085912
Portal 2?
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>>684086352
I haven't played it.
I will put it on my list for this month for sure though :)
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>join server
>stomp or get stomped
>repeat
>find worthless junk
>waste money on boxes
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>>684086492
You're a true friend. <3. I just want someone to feel the emotions I felt from this video game.
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>>684086465
Nope...
Last hints

>colored squares
>never actually see another character
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>>684086552
CS:GO, league, and literally every new competitive online game.
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>>684086552
Carlos Duty: black cops
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> YOU ARE GRANTED DEATH BY THE
> EYE OF ANNIHILATION
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>bad guy has a wife
>bad guy's wife is prego
>kill bad guy's wife in a disco
>disco abortion
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>>684086008
bugs bunny lost in time?
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>>684085912
Mfw nobody's ever gonna get this cause only the director's cut has dialogues
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>>684086902
You're right

Also MAH NIGGA!!
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>master tells you to kill 9 guys
>master was the 10th
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>aliens invading
>use our own spaceships
>abduct scientists
>place guns
>save world
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>>684086861
I NEED TO KNOW THIS!
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>>684087147
Mass effect 3
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>play as a group of babies
>go around and solve puzzles and shit
>takes place in a well known European city
>bonjour
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>>684087323
Rugrats?
I have no idea but I want to play that now
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>>684087259
Nope.
>psx
>cheesy as hell
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>>684087144
assassin's creed ?
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>everybody speaks like a 3deep4u teenager
>nobody knows what the fuck is going on
>they wont stop making sequels
>friendship is important
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>>684086968
I'm interested in what it is because it sounds interesting to play.
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>>684087621
Final Fantasy?
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>>684087716
The childrens version
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Here's a tough one.
>Japanese as hell
>AI ironically has mental illness
>take over other people's souls
>kill everything
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>>684087621
Bravely Default?
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>>684087808
Nope
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>>684087621
Every final fantasy.
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>>684085279

METARU GIAR SORIDU 2
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>>684087672
Here you go... maybe I was way too vague
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>>684087621
Hint:

>2nd game takes 2 hours to actually begin
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>>684087946
Interesting. I'm gonna check this out. You play soma, I'll play this, and we'll have a meeting next week. Break.
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>>684088066
Final fantasy x
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>>684087768
every game from From Software
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>>684088076
I'll be posting some qube/soma related shit in the next couple weeks. I'll look forward to meeting you again.
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>>684087400
Rugrats in Paris motherfucker! Nice work
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>>684087621
kingdom hearts ?
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>>684088284
Correct you nigger
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>>684088255
I'll be watching, Internet friend. Until we meet again. Xo.
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>Get paid to kill shit
>Customize mechs
>Lags on the system it was designed for
>AI always wins in the end
>>
>You got friends
>those will die for you
>relationship = power
>use them to win
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>>684086861
Nobody?
>>
>bad girl
>turns out to be good
>turns out to be bad
>you should have olayed the dlc
>>
>>684088432
Pikmin?
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>>684088697
nice try, but no
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>>684088432
Every civ game ever.
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>you were not the main character
>you were YOU all this time
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>>684088783
Nope
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brapbrapbrapbrapBRAAAAAAAAAAP clunk BRAAAAAAAAAP clunk BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP STU-STU-STU-STU clunk BRAAAAAAPbrapbrapbrapbrapBRAAAAAAAAAP- crash
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>>684088888
Congratulations, faggot.
>>
>wake up
>everybody hates you
>you dont know why
>gf is kill
>bad guy was YOU
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>>684088888

WITNESSED.
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>>684088986
Candy Crush
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>>684088888
Quints
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>>684088815
Real life? You think this is a fucking game!? I'll have you know, I played over 300 vidya games...
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>>684089028
Nope.
But kekked
>>
>Playing as a drug addict, probably a fan of /k/
>Revenge story
>Every villain is as cliché as it can get
>Heavy tripping scenes of moral regret
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>>684089123
Hatred
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>>684088815
Extra hint

>not an obscure vidya
>prequel
>there were two bad guys all along
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>>684089193
Nope. More high brow. Definitely a high-god-tier game (depending on subjective perspective)
>>
>>684088986
GTA
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>>684089193
Does hatred have these things? I'll have to replay it now...
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>>684089311
Think more literally
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>>684089382
Skyrim
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>>684088986
Also...
>super powers
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>>684089254
I would say Everybody went to the Rapture, but that's clearly not it.

More hints
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>>684089350
Killing innocent people because you must to and its an objective of the game

>this game is considered on of the most censured games before manhunt, rapelay, etc...
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>>684089480
>she wasn't really dead
>oh wait... she was, it was just my imagination.
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>>684089421
Err... more hints on the setting
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>>684089524
Hatred was not the correct answer for the question. Should I give another hint?
>>
>you must get points
>theres no win
>you play with balls
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>>684087147
POed
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>>684089561
>time traveling
>Best friends mad cause he's not super
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>>684089630
A night with my Dad.
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>>684089553
Sloppy hint. Give more hints on the setting/gameplay.
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>>684089630
Pacman
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>>684089638
Heroes
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>>684089664
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>>684088888
czechd
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>>684089638
Quantum Break?
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>>684088427
sounds like mechwarrior to me
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>>684089779
Close, but no-go.
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>>684089674
>rescue nigger kids
>only white kid is a piece of shit
>HAIDARA
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>>684089123
Selfbump.
>criminal noir setting
>>
> literally /k/ the vidya
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How good do I rap? https://youtu.be/DbLPAFOsecA
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>>684089846
Easy. MGSVTPP
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>>684089123
Max Payne 3?
>>
>everybody loves you
>cheat on wife
>everybody hates you
>asshole turns out to be the real goodguy
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>>684090008
Well, Max Payne in general, but yes! Good job, Anon!
>>
>Pick between Humans and Elves.
>Father wasn't really a hero.
>Kick everything and everyone.
>A large selection of team mates.
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>>684089638
Infamous (2?)
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>>684089990
Correct!
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>>684088888
Dirt Rally
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>>684090046
Errr... more hints?
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>>684090112
YES! Both of them are fine
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>>684090076
Yay! I've never won anything before! Hug me!
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>>684090174
This is the best day of my life! I got two so far! I thought 4chan wasn't fun anymore but I was wrong
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>dude didnt do his job
>run through 5 stages cleaning up the mess he caused
>kill kill loot loot repeat
>paladin op
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>>684090046
>set in LA
>cool hats
>black and white (optional)
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>>684090247
Diablo
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>>684089872
Really shit hint. There are hundreds of games with a lot of guns. Give at least 3 more hints
>>
OK I think I can stump everyone

>evil scientist
>deformed animals
>loops
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>>684090400
Crash bandicoot
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>>684090343
2 and yes
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>>684090302
LA Noire?
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>>684088888
kek nice one homie
>>
>>684090400
Far Cry?
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>>684090442
Correcto, negro
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>>684090394
>innawoods
>literally no women
>part 2 had shitty aim system
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>>684090083
Blood Bowl?
>>
>>684090302
>implying fedoras are cool
>>
>>684090515
The Hunter?
>>
>>684090515
Far Cry?
>>
>>684090515
STALKER
>>
>The mask: Gore edition
>>
>>684089307
Far Cry?
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>>684090584
I'm pretty sure there were chicks in Far Cry
>>
>hangin at castle
>some nigger kidnaps king's daughter
>everyone blames you
>gotta live underground now
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>fuck, no arms
>still punch everything
>fuck, no legs
>still walk around
>helicopter hair
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>british
>Neat armor
>Run faster,jump higher
>Kill aluims
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>>684090662
Dishonored (?)
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>>684090589
now that took a while, cheeky breeki
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>>684090662
Dishonored
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>>684088815
little big planet
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>>684090167>>684089674
no cunt, the descriptions are MEANT to be vague, fuccin retard
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>>684090675
Rayman
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>>684090771
aye
>>
>do some space jobs
>come back to get paid
>sleazy jew boss cons you into working again
>jew boss tries to kill you when done working
>>
>>684090724
Sorry fam, it's what I thought originally but I'm too much of a bitch to comment sometimes..
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>>684090699
>>684090726
Nope you're way to recent
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>>684090818
go home
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>>684090662
Suuuuuupa marioooooo
>>
>>684090649
Turok?
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>>684090915
I'm in bed though.
>>
>>684090623
Sandyhook the game
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>>684090928
Still nope, but right time of creation
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>>684090949
finger your butt
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>>684090928
How the fuck does mario live underground
>>
>>684090751
OKAY NIGGA, GUESS THE GAME
>IT HAS WEAPONS
Good luck, faggit!
>>
>>684090680
Cypris, Cytech.. Cyrek something.
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>>684091020
He's travels via sewer pipe, much like Italians today.
>>
>>684091061
Battlefield
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>>684091020
When u see him sleep nigga, u think he don't go in those pipes to sleep cmon now nigga
>>
>>684091061
Guitar Hero
>>
>>684091081
Nope .... its an AAA title
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>buddy in prison
>find him dying, go treasure hunting
>omg amateur assassins, let's fuck with their boss
>hot chick wants you to get a better weapon
>find church
>talk to rock
>discover ancient civilisation
>become a mute
>lose an eye
>mess with a god
>save the day
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>>684091112
Well you have a point there
>>
>>684091061
>she wasn't really dead
>oh wait... she was, it was just my imagination.
a fine fine hint
>a hurr durr make it easy for me i ned mor hint
you're new
>>
>>684091015
I'm quite alright, new friend.
>>
>turn back time
>save princess
>actually kidnap her
>atom bomb
>>
>>684091061
Call of dudey
>>
>>684089553
dead space
>>
>You're a beefy guy with cool gear. If the game would be set in our world the main character would be a /fit/izen and /k/ follower
>you literally worship another big beefy guy for his power -no homo tho. I guess Freud would find it homo, but whatever
>you kill other dudes in 3rd person to please you immortal beefy dudewaifu
>>
>>684091232
prince of persia
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>>684090140
yep
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>>684091324
I dont recall any atom bombs in POP
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>>684091295
Asura's Wrath of god of war?
>>
>>684091295
rock-et league?
>to vague need more hints
>>
>>684091173
Dark Souls?
>>
>look feminine as fuck
>mother is tyrant
>live in big ass white castle
>mother got insane from too much sun
>flee from home
>better watch sister bathing
>>
>>684091232
Braid
>>
>>684091536
nice try but no
>>
>>684091536
how could that be dark souls?
>>
>>684091587
Mah nigga! Correct
>>
>you dress up in a wierd furry costume
>meet up with furry gf
>circus performer dies lol
>>
>>684091618
All that happens in dark souls too man... And if it doesn't you can just pretend it does, like the rest of the story
>>
>>684091432
>>684091431
Nope.

>You're zelous as fuch about the love you have for your godwaifu
>>
>DUDE MY PIZZA
>ah whatever, better go to hell
>pesty twin brother always has cooler hair than i do
>facefuck a clown with a sword
>shitty one liners
>lock brother in hell
>cry
>>
>>684087621
ho for fux sake its that Life Is Strange game.
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>>684091675
Batman: Arkham City
>>
>>684090812
Pikmin 2?
>>
>guy must dress up like a girl and fuck a dude
>big sword
>good dunkey video
>>
>>684091759
Devil Never Cry
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>>684091745
Is it Gears of War or something?
>>
>>684091805
FFVII
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>>684091765
I wanted to put that but the sequel thing threw me off, since it's episodes.
>>
>>684091731
kek, ok i get you
>>
>>684091808
well played
>>
>>684091805
FF7
EZ
I HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED IT
>>
>>684091784
The company president never tried to kill you in that.
>>
>>684091745
it's gotta be batman barkam city
>>
>>684091859
>>684091874
yeeea boiiiii
>>
>>684086861
DmC
>>
>You're wapanese
>You're friends are also wapanese
>You're special snowflakes, so you can go to school at night
>It's a dating sim by day, and a collection game by night
>An hero for special powers
>>
>>684091996
FINALLY!

CORRECT
>>
>>684091818
No, it's not Gears of War.

Okay, more hints
>You're REALLY REALLY REALLY RELIGIOUS
>The game is set on another planet and Earth is not ever mentioned ingame
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>>684085912
amnesia
>>
>>684091779
you cheeky buttface
>>
>>684086552
TF2? I love the game, but hot FUCK is it hard to find balanced games these days.
>>
>>684091928
Batman wasn't religious and didn't eternally worship and give his life to the godwaifu
>>
>if you die the story keeps going
> follow the red ballon
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>be a cis gendered white male
>objectify women
>kill da monsters get mooooooooney
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>>684092083
Nope... I already gave away the answer with a pic
>>
>>684092065
I'm feeling like Too Human. Or Halo, but I feel like Halo is too easy. I don't know many space games.
>>
>>684092194
witcher 3?
>>
>>684088888
Motorstorm
>>
>>684092194
Bitcher 3:Wild Fuck
>>
>color red
>your live
>you cant die already
>stay steady
>the adventure begins
>>
>fuck in messy room
>die
>watch execution
>suck off hobo
>blow up shit
>aaaah wolf
>kill prostitute
>meet crazy german christian dude
>watch snuff film
>crawl around sewers
>break into mafia party
>blow up boss
>party with mesopotamian king, an unwashed hobo and a taxi driver
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>>684087417
literally all games on psx
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>>684092065
all i'm thinking is gears of war
>>684092173
your opinion
>>
>Racing reality show
>turns into michael Bay Simulator
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>>684092016
persona
>>
>>684090400
Sonic duh
>>
>>684092252
>>684092271
i'm making these to easy, yea its wild man 3
>>
>700 Rock Paper Scissors
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>>684092249
Definitely not either of those.
You might not know the game specifically, but fuck it, I'll let you win if you name me the universe in which it's set.

Hint:
>You kill a lot of "GITZ DAT GO WAAAGH"
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>>684092320
I want to know this
>>
>good life
>kill giant piece of pork
>now ur fucked
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>>684092427
Warhammer maybe?
>>
>>684092361
Split Second or however the fuck it's called
>>
>>684092361
jak X? lol
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>>684092320
idk what this is but it sounds like a fantastic game
>>
>>684092519
Yeaaah.
Now just guess the game. Not many 3rd person W40k games
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>HES A MAN NOT A GOD!
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>>684092525
Correct! Man I love that gucking stupid game
>>
>jingle bells
>dragons n shiiiet
>>
>>684092630
rock-et league
>>
>Two gloves
>One good, one evil
>plays with balls
>>
>Micheal Bays GTA: Islands
>kill kim-jong
>>
>>684092630
Oh wow really? I knew my job would pay off becausd I've never played a Warhammer game. But I did play a demo for one where it's 3rd person and you have like a chainsaw sword and it was called like... Maybe just space marine or some dumb shit
>>
>>684092690
ITS GLOVER
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>>684092648
I played it and I didn't hate it, but it never captured my interest too much.

Very strange that I remember the name. I guess the sheer uniqueness of it made it rather memorable
>>
Adding hints
>>684090662
>it's dark as fuck down here
>found some wizard letters
>everything melts into blood when I kill it

>>684090812
>space job is blowing places up
>so many guns and missiles to use
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>>684086601
yo fam soma was dope af
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>>684092690
glover 2?
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>>684092735
Far Cry 4
>>
Metal Gear Solid 5: The Phantom Pain, worst ending ever
>>
>>684088427
Titanfall or hawken?
>>
>kill previous game protagonist
>get in car
>"where is best buddy?"
>"he's not coming".
>next game is a nigger
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>>684092735
just cause?
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>>684092249
sorry.. i have amnesia!
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>>684088255
>>684088076
Just add each on Steam, you faggots.

To be fair I loved both games.
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>>684087621
Metal Gear Solid
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>>684092735
Just Cause 2?
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>>684092786
YES. HELLO NEW FRIEND. YOU ARE MY FRIEND NOW. IT MADE YOU EMOTIONAL, YEAH? :)
>>
>>684092491
>>684092588
it is. more hints?
>team up with weeaboo girl to kill freaky fish guy
>talk to and possibly fight against big ass statue
>save a girl from death, make her a drug addict and have her stalk you
>dine with dead actor
>buy weapons from shady chinese guy who is totally not suspicious
>lose your shit in a massage parlor
>>
>>684087768
Metal Gear
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>>684092763
Bingo. W40k Space Marine.
It's actually a really good game to just mindlessly run through one evening. The shooting and slashing is done surprisingly well .

Other good w40k games:
Dawn of War Dark Crusade / Soulstorm
DoW 2 Chaos Rising
>>
>>684092928
>hurr durr I'm stoopid and I cant follow a plot
>>
>>684092897
Like gta 5 or something?
>>
>>684092915
Yay! Soma was one of the best experiences I've had in gaming, mostly because I love the whole walking Sim thing and this one really hit me.
>>
>>684092937
>>684092898
Ding Ding Ding

>>684092860
are you retarded?
>>
>>684092971
oh god, it's only getting better
>>
>>684093023
Not gta
>>
>>684088815
Metal Gear
>>
>>684093039
>are you retarded?
kek
>>
>>684092897
Mafia 2?
>>
>>684092993
Oh cool, I'm kind of surprised I got that. I might check out the actual game sometime. I remember the demo being fun
>>
>>684092971
Legend of Zelda?
>>
>>684089123
Metal Gear
>>
>>684093121
Correctomundo
>>
>>684085279
the robots..
THE ROBOTS
>the robots
>>
>>684093177
Why do you think Mafia 3 will be bad?
>>
>>684093155
lolwat
>>
>>684093247
He means it literally stars a nigger.
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>>684088815
MGSV: the Phantom Pain
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>>684093247
I didn't say that... I just say theres a nigger
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>>684092780
don't know it's plot, but maybe bloodbourne?
>>
>Fasty running man is an asshole
>nobody knows how to fly as demonstration man
>Big guy is never played
>Better version is almost being released
>>
>>684092971
It sounds like it could totally be a David cage game like indigo prophecy or something retarded like that.
>>
>>684093303
Really? I thought he was like Cuban or something
>>
>Mojo
>GF ded
>Confused
>>
>>684093349
Not even close
>>
>>684093387
No, he's a black dude. And it's set in Louisiana.
>>
>>684093421
it was worth a shot
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>>684093387
>implying cubans are not niggers
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>>684091295
Every Metal Gear
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>>684092780
I totally have a collection of NES games and I'm gonna be mad when I find out what it is.
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>>684092971
Sounds like a saints rowish or no more heroes-ish game
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>not the hunger games
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>>684093362
fucking mini ninjas, idk
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>>684093027
The ending really fucked with me a few days.
Watch the web series the Devs made based around the game.(if you haven't already) It's super we'll produced and goes more into the back story.
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>wake up
>die
>looks western
>is Eastern
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>cancerous shit game
>cancerous shit genre
>cancerous shit players
>not as popular as its cancerous shit counterparts
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>>684093362
Over watch / tf2?
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>>684093539
DS
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>>684092320
Postal?
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>>684093545
Every MOBA in existence
i'll go with DotA
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>>684092425
Pokemon
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>>684093533
I literally was messed up for a good three days afterwards and my friends thought something was wrong lol. I didn't know about the Web series, but I'll totally check that out! Thanks man!
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>grow up in new jersey
>have a self destructive friend who does everything in his power to fuck your life up
>Travel the US and even head to Russia to do the thing you love most.
>Attend a KISS concert
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>>684093545
Heroes of Newerth
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>>684093058
>>684093374
>>684092491
>>684092588
>meet guy who acts friendly and professional
>get slapped by him with a severed arm
>convince a guy you dont even know that the food sucks
>oh god wolf again and now FIRE, FUCK
>destroy precious art
>steal museum exhibits
>flirt with insane harley quinn lookalike
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>>684093638
finally someone answered
and yep
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>>684093610
Did you know they made a postal 3? Or almost made it maybe? It looked really cool when it got announced and then looked shittier and shittier
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>>684093676
Are you making this up?
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>>684093676
I'm so gonna play that
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>>684093013
It was a joke nigger. The description still fits.
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>>684088815
COULD be interpeted as Silent Hill Shattered Memories except for the "two bad guys"
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>>684093676
Oh it's a game based on my life I see.
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>>684093325
I'm glad somebody gets it right without needing another hints
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>you died
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>SPACE RANGER
>laser sword on hand
>find old dude in pod
>team up with bitch
>fight along side monster you revive from fossils
>feed them minerals you find
>profit???
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>Billionaires, yet can't pay for good equipment
>almost 40 fucking DLC's
>someone fucks up everytime
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>>684093602
yep

>enter small town
>cozy music
>no idea where to go
>why HUD so big?
>get killed by goblins
>mix potion and die
>open box and die
>accidentally attack civilians and die
>everything kills you
>not Dark Souls
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>>684093687
:) I gotcha nig
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>>684093828
Mofuckin' Spectrobes
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>>684093374
havent played that
>>684093518
not saints row, not even close, its an rpg
>>684093744
not at all
>>684093769
do it
>>684093799
not sure if sad or not
>>
>chillin out with friend at his apartment
>oh shit my house is on fire
>accidentally become leader of a platoon
>blow up half the galaxy
>blow up the death star
>lets watch a movie
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>>684093642
Watch it! It's on they're YouTube channel. Should probably warn you, it's also going to fuck with you.

Anyway, good luck friendo.
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>>684093901
yea boi, i used to have it on my ds, shit was the jam
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>be lost
>get adopted by goat
>kill mom
>game starts
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>>684093926
It's a little sad, but I'm very interested in what the fuck this is. Is it more recent?
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>>684093978
Please, I live for this emotional shit lol. Thanks again, I'm totally gonna give this a look!
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>>684093982
used to? fuck i still play this sonofabitch
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>>684094006
around 2ķ-2k5 i think
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>>684093993
That's too easy. Prepare for 10 replies that make fun of you.
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>>684093993
dundertale: king of the udders
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>>684094067
Male or female Protagonist?
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>>684093664
Bingo Bango Bongo

>>684093539
Dark Souls?
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>>684094095
you can choose
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>switched fucking ghost dragons for ugly spider chick in last game
>3rd entry is best
>shit's HD
>>
>_________ letsplays
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>>684094099
Played it like twice and uninstalled. HoN just felt wrong for me.
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>>684094160
Minecraft
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>>684093810
Barbie Sexy Adventures 5?
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>>684094099
see
>>684093853
>>
>>684094191
ye
>>
>>684094067
... Is it an elder scrolls game....
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>apples
>spikes
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>>684091061
skyrim
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>>684093508
Nobody ever gets the first one but the second should've been easy for some. Nobody is making guesses anymore so I'll give them away. First game was Ultima Underworld. Second was Descent 2.
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>autism
>deviantart
>coldsteel
>original is a classic
>>
>>684092971
Vampire: the nasquerade
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>>684094307
Oh okay. I haven't played those. Do you recommend them?
>>
>>684093676
>asian woman transforms into slug, wtf
>find medical records about the stds of the local bondsman
>get attacked by furniture
>dr manhattan dressed in red invites you home but you dont know its him at first
>your boss claims he served under napoleon but acts like a spoilt brat
>did that big guy just transform into a bat with a wingspan of 5-6m?!
>>
>>684094347
Idk what coldsteel is but it sounds like you described sanic
>>
>>684093853
anyone?
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>>684094347
Nine inch nails on hands or the band?
>>
>>684094221
no, far from it
>>
>am sick
>who dog?
>I must kill till I am cure
>first gun is best gun
>>
>>684094305
I don't want to continue this thread any longer. So no, it's not Skyrim.

The correct answer is:
Clash of Clans

GG LOSERS
>>
>>684094411
edgy teen meme "coldsteel the hedgehog" and yes
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>>684094348
winrar, finally
>>
>>684094486
Fucking getting that shit right away
>>
>>684094486
I fucking knew it was that, I just don't remember a Statue boss or dining with an actor. Or fish guy.
>>
>>684094451
Bloodborne?
>>
>>684094486
Damn apparently I need to replay that game, because I dont remember it being quite this crazy
>>
>>684094369
Ultima Underworld was like a pioneer in first person RPGs. Classic but clunky as fuck. Decent 1 and 2 were pretty damn sweet for their time however, and people are still building custom engines to run it. Started the 6DoF genre.
>>
>>684094614
nope
>>
>>684094418
Sorry, anon. Can't guess it.
>>
>>684094544
statue is in hollywood abandoned theatre, the actor is gary golden who throws a dinnerparty for the misfits and the fishbeast is in a chinatown warehouse
>>
>>684094449
GOD DAMMIT I NEED TO KNOW
>>
OP here.

This is the first thread I've ever made on 4chan after 8 years of lurking and it makes me so happy to see everybody's having fun.
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>sequel to classic western game
>made by paul beenis games
>uses the likeness of will smith to sell copies
>its a mastahpiece
>MILLIONARE
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>>684094638
Oh that's pretty interesting. I'll have to look into them then, and maybe give them a shot. Thanks Internet friend.
>>
>>684094620
and that is vanilla, gets even better with mods
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>>684094679
bravo baby boy
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>have shitty job on watch tower
>oh shit nigger with black hand invading
>kill my son and wife
>kill me
>wake up to find scary elf man in a wavy world
>says we should find that nigger
>>
>>684094679
OP I've had a really stressful and exhausting day, and this thread is really making me happier. I don't know why. But thank you man. Plus a lot of good recommendations and conversation. Cheers! :)
>>
>>684094754
to easy, shadow of hordor
>>
>quit your job
>divorce your wife
>play japanese instrument
>learn hanggliding
>go treasure hunting
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>>684094666
give a tip

>activate towers to keep dragons away from towns and cities

>first person

>90's
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>>684094784
Bingo
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>>684094796
Takeshi's Challenge. Ezpz
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>>684094796
TAKESHI'S CHALLENGE, the best game ever made
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>>684094153
Heroes of might and magic
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>>684093853
runescape
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>>684094835
>>684094796
btw you forgot punch you kids
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>>684094705
Hope you enjoy. Just keep in mind that you'll either want DOSBOX or some modernized port to run them and nobody will blame you if UU's controls piss you off.
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>Help an old frail woman -> then proceed to BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER
>Some companions are REALLY good others kinda eh
>Kill primitive creatures just because you can
>Literally get the choice to become the most cancerous and evil shit in the galaxy
>Get lies to and controlled constantly
>>
>>684094878
nope, both are RPG's though
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>have to keep rhythm or else u fail
>hard as shit
>have to put peg in hole and make music
>>
>>684094857
aye
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>>684094907
Sounds good to me. Ive never tried dos stuff so it'll be fun to learn about it.
>>
>4 characters
>cool guy
>buffed guy
>hot bitch 1
>hot bitch 2
>can play co-op
>sequel is shit
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>>684093853
Balders Gate or whatever it's called
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>>684094990
Trine maybe
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>>684094666
Satan has failed to guess a video game!
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>>684094776
I'm happy to hear that, anon. I hope the stress goes away soon.
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>>684095035
Nope.

>psx
>buffed guy is EXTREMELY BUFFED
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>>684094807
Nope,not guessing
Haven't played a single FP game from the 90s ever in my life, I don't think.

It's probably either one of the Ultima games or TES Arena/Daggerfall, right?
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>>684092502
wat
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>fight game
>at one point in campaign you're a fox and you fight rayquaza
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>>684095035
Trine has 3 characters
>>
>>684095168
O shit I'm retarded
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>>684095079
It'll be fine. I just get annoyed and frustrated sometimes with filmmaking stuff, which sucks because I love it so much, but some people are just cunts and they make you rethink whether it's worth effort and so you just have to turn your brain off and play a video game guessing game with Internet strangers. But it'll be fine soon, hopefully. Because it's all I got.
>>
>>684092502
Mine craft kek
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>>684095155
Suuuuuupa smash brooooothas
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>>684095247
no you silly sammy
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>>684094990
Gauntlet?
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>>684095128
fighting force?
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>>684095029
warmer

>>684095130
VERY CLOSE

More hints for anyone interested

>member of higher council betrays you and his country
>can track him down and kill him spare time
>literally nothing happens if you do
>digitized actors
>little shit runs away to visit circus
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>>684095318
Correct
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>>684094405
I need to know!
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>get off boat, there is you cousin, you are here
>kill fat guy
>kill old guy
>kill jew
>kill traitor
>kill Italian or Russian
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>be tiny
>eat a lot and get lager
>team up with strangers
>betrayal
>start eating friends too
>become slow, eating gets harder and harder
>damn, i should split
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>>684095284
awww yeeeaaa
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>>684095417
Gta4
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>>684095408
was solved, its vampire masquerade bloodlines
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>>684095297
In what game do you kill pork and instantly u done more hints please
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>>684095439
Awe hell yeah, Internet friend, helllllllll yeeeeeeeaaaaa
>>
>>684095431
agar.io?
>>684095417
GTA 4?
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>>684095431
Agario

Also real life
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>Lots of snow
>Alien from space
>fire
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>>684095460
ye
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>>684095431
Agaric
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