So Im selling this 12 year old fucktard "weed" but Im not really I was just gonna put some oregano in a small baggy but does anyone else know any better way to fake it?
>Get a teabag
>cut open and place in baggy or whatever
>tell him you already grinded it
>tell him it's super good shit that doesn't smell and will make you trip
>video tape him acting stupid
>post on /b/
Go a step further. Put slivers of Ricen in with it.
>Get a teabag
>cut open and place in baggy or whatever
do this right in front of him, and take the $50 outta his pocket, and tell him "don`t get too fucked-up"
my hash always used to smell like sweaty bollocks ?!?
>my hash always used to smell like sweaty bollocks ?!?
Yeah you're in the UK, you weren't getting hash, you were getting soapbar. My hash has always smelled like extremely pungent weed.
>get some cheap ass stress
>literallt get lawn mower clippings
>get throwaway grinder to grind up clipping even more
>put 75% literal grass into baggy
>sprinkle in a tiny amount of stress enough for it to smell like weed
Dont be a dick and just tell him to fuck off and not smoke weed at 12
>He's probably be to scare to even talk to a cop
You don't talk to a cop when you report a drug dealer, you talk to someone at a desk, and a 12 year old emotional faggot wouldn't think twice about it.
True, but let's say somehow his parents find out cuz he's a dumbass and tells them out of fear of punishment and the parents get pissed and call the cops. Lmao, that's highly unlikely, but I'm stoned and thinking of hypotheticals
>Knock Knock Knock
>We have a warrant filed with the city of New York to search this home, it was reported that you sold marijuana to a minor
>B-but it was oregano, a 12 year old would call the cops
>Officer David we found marijuana in his drawer
>But a 12 year old wouldn't report me!
if its dark its gonna be easy, just give it to him thorugh the window, ive done a whole ''half oz'' in a clear ziplock at night no problems.
If its the daytime do it through tthe window and put it in a bag thats way too big and roll it up untill you can barely see the herbage inside. If he tries to look at it just be like put it in your pocket dude. and if he does notice who gives a fuck take money and leave in your car, but youll probably just have to make your bike work, make sure your parents house is close by, faggot.
i have a gt worthy story of my highschool days. tried to steal a kids weed money when he bought but he called the cops didnt even know you could do that. long story short, i wanted to smoke that day, got put on probation and couldnt smoke for a year almost two.
>learned my lesson, now when i rip people off i do it in a way they cant possibly get the law involved without fucking themselves.
Give him the oregano, take the cash and then pretend you're an undercover cop. Then you have two choices; enjoy the sound of him crying as you pretend to call his parents or let him think he escaped from you when he tries to run.
If you do let him escape you keep the money and enjoying knowing that he thinks the cops are after him for the next few days.
What makes you get up and be a productive member of society?
standing still is never good or fine and is probably a big part of why you are miserable tbh.
humans need growth and progression, stagnation is a curse, you grow accustomed and mistake it for comfort
am I noticing a change in you to no longer be worthless trash anon or do my hopeful nature deceive me?
I'm actually in college and have a job, I'm still not doing much. Failed my first class because I just didn't put in the time, don't really care though. I really just don't feel like doing anything except what I feel like doing.
think about your future mate, seriously, it piss me off when people are shits on purpose, you don't have to be, and I really doubt you can do what you feel like doing from your position, I feel like owning property in spain with a pool etc, won't happen if I fail classes etc, have some ambition!
Truth. What you thought was fine will flip on its head in a matter of seconds sometimes. My life fell over itself a year and 3months ago.. and it only took a 4-5minute conversation to change what might have to, to go fuck yourself. and with every passing months, your options get smaller and smaller.
Yeah, I'll probably be back myself into a corner and then have to start giving a fuck after much pain and suffering.
Also this is my steam picture
Op should grind up some safe to smoke botanicals, and mix it in with grinded Reggie. 60-40. Give the kid the mix. He wont be intaking as much as he thinks but still getting cause (cause dudes a kid), and you made you money and helped a new drugseeker get slowley familiarized with his drug. Its a win/win. Should he smoke and not like the buzz, you still win. tells his friends you got good shit? More win. Rince and Repeat.
Children are our future, but dont blindsind them and treat as fools... though they are. Help em out, give them little nudges. They are yearning to understand these things and if you dont supply, someone else will. and do you really want to Rip D. Joints 2 streets over with the LemmonPepper Dro? He could even give them his new hybrid WhiteWidow, and sprinkle some wtf black things in there to amuze their feeble minds and have them So fucked up sideways from the shit they just smoked to impersonate gangsters, that they Start up their own gangbangers of 12 and under and get powerful enough to go back to you cause your buisiness is interfering with their new business and you have to pay tax fees..
Make your Call, OP.
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just mix some wee with it
Ive been in a corner for the year aformentioned. ITs comfortable at first. Its a prison now. Ive been spreading my boundaries on where to work, how to get there, even moving cities completely (which is what i feel is the ultimate quest to chance onself ) . some have come, some dont call back. some dont respend to emails. And some are scammers. about 3 weeks of looking, I stopped. and now using people here to get me something in the town (which was the first place i didnt want a job at) to get a job. Going to row on that boat for a week or two and see what comes. But honestly, Anythings wishing you co do something but cant. Pain and suffer influxed the first 8 months, off and on. After my ex tried to follo, and left back, it resided. minimal episodes of past are conflicting and more of just me.. her.. and tmrrw? These points are the ones you will dwell on before we start getting somewhere. And just somewhere. for.. somewere is fine. next week? maybe a job. after that? a date, mbaye a friend. etc. etc. Find the momentun starter, and fire it up. Then it alive for all u can anon. Mine has died 2 before. I got a new one starting in 2 days. This one wont I cant let it.
Fight the Feels, Fight them. Then push. Move. Jump if you have to. To get to where to need to be, to have, Better... Feels. cause they conclude the journey from one feel to the last. You are above it by now, and below it. Dont step on in, respect it. As you keep feeling, Look down, compare them. Invite some nearby. Live your life and your feels coexisting. never forget. But do understand. You will be all the wiser. feelings and all. Live my /b/ro as i hope to Live myself very soon too.
damn, that black bitch has the best battle station I have ever seen