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So Im selling this 12 year old fucktard "weed" but Im not really I was just gonna put some oregano in a small baggy but does anyone else know any better way to fake it?
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>>684081816
Just give him the weed and watch him trip the fuck out and laugh
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>>684082011
Im considering it to be completely honest
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>>684081816
just tell his parents he tried to buy drugs, don't specify
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>>684081816
Fuck no, go for oregano
Add a little oil
Post result
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>Get a teabag
>cut open and place in baggy or whatever
>tell him you already grinded it
>tell him it's super good shit that doesn't smell and will make you trip
>video tape him acting stupid
>post on /b/
>profit
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>>684083374
Legit im gonna get 50 bucks from him
>>684083527
Dude you're fucking genius.
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>>684083527
Regarding this, does anyone know which herbs smell like "herb"?
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>>684083669
Or maybe a combination of herbs; should be a good idea to make brownies and tell people they have hash
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>>684083669
Does this kid even know what weed smells like? As long as it smells like some type of herb I'm sure he wouldn't even know.
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>>684083669
None, but the kid already sounds retarded so it probably won't matter
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>>684083022
>>684083022
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>>684083758
I should just have a fucking skunk spray on it then give it to him kek
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>>684081816
>12 year old gets oregano
>Calls police since it's not a crime to buy oregano
>Outsmarted by 12 year old

Good one
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>>684083527

Go a step further. Put slivers of Ricen in with it.

(^:
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Just give him the shit in a bad or something, take the money and book it. He's not gonna do shit. Plus, even if he decides to smell check it, it's not like you're losing money.
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Can you get arrested for that? Like if you say you're selling something illegal but it's actually not what's the rule on that?
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>>684083993
Yep you can
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>>684082250
Don't be a fucking scumbag
Sell him kush
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>>684081816
Catnip works better, noob can even get a buzz from it.
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>>684083984
Why wouldn't he anonymously report him?
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>>684084058
Dont be a scumbag, teach him not to smoke weed at fuck 12.
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Sell him weed. You can sell him mids and says it sour and he'll pay you $20 for it.
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>>684084164
Why not?
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>>684083527
>Get a teabag
>cut open and place in baggy or whatever

do this right in front of him, and take the $50 outta his pocket, and tell him "don`t get too fucked-up"

>>684083669
my hash always used to smell like sweaty bollocks ?!?
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>>684083993
Ya that's illegal because it all has to do with the intention
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>>684081816
why not sell him weed, usually the fucktards open and losen up upon smoking weed a few times. so they will no longer be fucktards.
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>>684083937
its also not a crime to sell oregano faggot
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>>684084174
Do this. You could sell him oregano once, or you can sell him cheap weed for years.
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>>684084258
>my hash always used to smell like sweaty bollocks ?!?
>bollocks

Yeah you're in the UK, you weren't getting hash, you were getting soapbar. My hash has always smelled like extremely pungent weed.
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>>684084220
because you don't always have to act like human trash even though you can
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>>684084385
It is if you say it's weed faggot
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>>684084385
He's a drug dealer.
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Like if i did catnip would any catnip work?
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>>684084444
chcked
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>>684084494
Nope, it wouldn't.

Kush can fuck a kid up. Let him grow up a little.
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>>684084494
This is what a stupid person looks like
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>>684083937
are you the 12 year old they talk about in here?
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>>684081816
lace it with fly spray, boosts the weight & fucks the cunt
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>>684083909
Wow you're stupid
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>>684084444
Quads don't lie
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>>684083937
Like 12 year old would call the fucking cops saying this. He's probably be to scare to even talk to a cop
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>get some cheap ass stress
>literallt get lawn mower clippings
>get throwaway grinder to grind up clipping even more
>put 75% literal grass into baggy
>sprinkle in a tiny amount of stress enough for it to smell like weed
>sell


-OR-
Dont be a dick and just tell him to fuck off and not smoke weed at 12
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>>684084661
>He's probably be to scare to even talk to a cop

You don't talk to a cop when you report a drug dealer, you talk to someone at a desk, and a 12 year old emotional faggot wouldn't think twice about it.
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12 year olds aren't going to the cops. They just tried to buy weed. They're not that stupid.
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>>684084982
legit tho
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just feed him stems and seeds and tell the cunt to plant em

teach a man to fish etc
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>>684084982
>>684085021
implying its illegal
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>>684085115
Post nudes of him.
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>>684084982
True, but let's say somehow his parents find out cuz he's a dumbass and tells them out of fear of punishment and the parents get pissed and call the cops. Lmao, that's highly unlikely, but I'm stoned and thinking of hypotheticals
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>>684084258
Surpriced nobody has mentioned the inbetweeners, nice one anon. I laughed + im already high
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>>684085168
only if hes STUPID AS FUCK
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>>684084982
>Knock Knock Knock
>We have a warrant filed with the city of New York to search this home, it was reported that you sold marijuana to a minor
>B-but it was oregano, a 12 year old would call the cops
>Officer David we found marijuana in his drawer
>But a 12 year old wouldn't report me!

Good one
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>>684084598
Does it make him high as a fly? :^)
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>>684085252
more like a fly swatter squashing ur brain but yeah
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>>684084503
you lowered the value of my post by relating it to yours, you are pathetic and sad.
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>>684085222
Sell him heroine.
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>>684085309
I know
Still, thanks for reminding me
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>>684081816
if its dark its gonna be easy, just give it to him thorugh the window, ive done a whole ''half oz'' in a clear ziplock at night no problems.
If its the daytime do it through tthe window and put it in a bag thats way too big and roll it up untill you can barely see the herbage inside. If he tries to look at it just be like put it in your pocket dude. and if he does notice who gives a fuck take money and leave in your car, but youll probably just have to make your bike work, make sure your parents house is close by, faggot.
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>>684083937
i have a gt worthy story of my highschool days. tried to steal a kids weed money when he bought but he called the cops didnt even know you could do that. long story short, i wanted to smoke that day, got put on probation and couldnt smoke for a year almost two.
>learned my lesson, now when i rip people off i do it in a way they cant possibly get the law involved without fucking themselves.
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>>684085492
I'll be dat boi dont worry
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>>684085700
Why do you rip people of? you fucking degenerate
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>>684085707
Oh shit waddup
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>>684083993
fraude
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Give him the oregano, take the cash and then pretend you're an undercover cop. Then you have two choices; enjoy the sound of him crying as you pretend to call his parents or let him think he escaped from you when he tries to run.

If you do let him escape you keep the money and enjoying knowing that he thinks the cops are after him for the next few days.
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>>684085416
I hope you never find happiness because you don't deserve it
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>>684086091
I know...
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>>684086044
O shit waddup!!!
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Mix a pinch of dirt weed with tea
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>>684086217
what make you decide to be a worthless asshole when you wake up in the morning?
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You can find $5 eights of schwag at sleazy dispensaries. Sell him that
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>>684081816
Wrap jellybeans in wet toilet paper
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>>684085391
>heroine
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>>684086581
I don't feel like doing anything else
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>>684085828
i cant visit my home town without sticking one of these softies up for like a half or qtr at least. Its like a trip down memory lane.
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>>684081816
Sage

http://www.starwest-botanicals.com/product/sage-leaf-cs-4-oz-organic.html?utm_source=froogle&utm_medium=feed&gclid=Cj0KEQjw9tW5BRDk29KDnqWu4fMBEiQAKj7sp4n_6C9J56IFnXL5mJrRdz18rmZBFS04o3RQdeSFffYaAkSg8P8HAQ
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>>684086863
And that is exactly why you deserve your life, I hope you fail a suicide attempt and cripple yourself
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>>684081816
>fake weed
>being this much of a cuntniggerdickface
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>>684086781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEaX943I21k
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>>684086217
fuck these guys and the little 12 year old shit, make your money. if its under a half youre wasting your time.
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>>684083669
cat piss
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>>684087126
What makes you get up and be a productive member of society?
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>>684087293
The knowledge that my life gradually improves as a direct result of it
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>>684087388
What if my life is fine how it is
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pretent to be an undercover cop, scare the living shit outta him
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>>684087595
standing still is never good or fine and is probably a big part of why you are miserable tbh.

humans need growth and progression, stagnation is a curse, you grow accustomed and mistake it for comfort

am I noticing a change in you to no longer be worthless trash anon or do my hopeful nature deceive me?
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>>684087595
Then you have no desire to improve.

That's only fine if you're a trust fund neet
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>>684087915
I'm actually in college and have a job, I'm still not doing much. Failed my first class because I just didn't put in the time, don't really care though. I really just don't feel like doing anything except what I feel like doing.
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>>684087089
>http://www.starwest-botanicals.com/product/sage-leaf-cs-4-oz-organic.html?utm_source=froogle&utm_medium=feed&gclid=Cj0KEQjw9tW5BRDk29KDnqWu4fMBEiQAKj7sp4n_6C9J56IFnXL5mJrRdz18rmZBFS04o3RQdeSFffYaAkSg8P8HAQ
This
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>>684087293
>facefullofpavement while i do her from behind holding her head into it.publicspectacal
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>>684088371
I would definitely get under her and have her start peeing on my chest
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>>684088148
think about your future mate, seriously, it piss me off when people are shits on purpose, you don't have to be, and I really doubt you can do what you feel like doing from your position, I feel like owning property in spain with a pool etc, won't happen if I fail classes etc, have some ambition!
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>>684086015
Genius!
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>>684088614
I hear you man, I really do. I'm confident that if I don't actually accomplish anything or make progress, I'll regret it when it's too late.
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>oregano
> half a gram- full gram of weed
> hell think it's to notch
>will come back for more
> what a real hustler would do
> profits weekly
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Just don't sell it to him and tell him to fuck off till he's 18.
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>>684087388

This.. touched my feels.
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>>684088774

Truth. What you thought was fine will flip on its head in a matter of seconds sometimes. My life fell over itself a year and 3months ago.. and it only took a 4-5minute conversation to change what might have to, to go fuck yourself. and with every passing months, your options get smaller and smaller.
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>>684081816
mix in the smallest amount of weed to make him come back for more and rip him off again
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>>684090637
Yeah, I'll probably be back myself into a corner and then have to start giving a fuck after much pain and suffering.
Also this is my steam picture
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>meet 12 year old
>fake badge
>threaten to arrest him
>make him suck ur dick
>fuck his ass
>put him in camel clutch
>break back
>make him humble
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No 12 yr old kid will be fooled with oregano w/e go
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>>684083669
If you smoke yourself, you can just use an old herb bag, the smell tends to stick in plastics.
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Op should grind up some safe to smoke botanicals, and mix it in with grinded Reggie. 60-40. Give the kid the mix. He wont be intaking as much as he thinks but still getting cause (cause dudes a kid), and you made you money and helped a new drugseeker get slowley familiarized with his drug. Its a win/win. Should he smoke and not like the buzz, you still win. tells his friends you got good shit? More win. Rince and Repeat.

Children are our future, but dont blindsind them and treat as fools... though they are. Help em out, give them little nudges. They are yearning to understand these things and if you dont supply, someone else will. and do you really want to Rip D. Joints 2 streets over with the LemmonPepper Dro? He could even give them his new hybrid WhiteWidow, and sprinkle some wtf black things in there to amuze their feeble minds and have them So fucked up sideways from the shit they just smoked to impersonate gangsters, that they Start up their own gangbangers of 12 and under and get powerful enough to go back to you cause your buisiness is interfering with their new business and you have to pay tax fees..

Make your Call, OP.
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>>684081816
So let me get this straight: youre scamming a 12 year old and you think hes the fucktard? Do you have any idea what a loser you are?
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don't be a cunt and actually sell him weed?
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>>684081816
you are an idiot, he's gonna know and you're gonna get fucked over, you are the fucktard.
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>>684090842
Ive been in a corner for the year aformentioned. ITs comfortable at first. Its a prison now. Ive been spreading my boundaries on where to work, how to get there, even moving cities completely (which is what i feel is the ultimate quest to chance onself ) . some have come, some dont call back. some dont respend to emails. And some are scammers. about 3 weeks of looking, I stopped. and now using people here to get me something in the town (which was the first place i didnt want a job at) to get a job. Going to row on that boat for a week or two and see what comes. But honestly, Anythings wishing you co do something but cant. Pain and suffer influxed the first 8 months, off and on. After my ex tried to follo, and left back, it resided. minimal episodes of past are conflicting and more of just me.. her.. and tmrrw? These points are the ones you will dwell on before we start getting somewhere. And just somewhere. for.. somewere is fine. next week? maybe a job. after that? a date, mbaye a friend. etc. etc. Find the momentun starter, and fire it up. Then it alive for all u can anon. Mine has died 2 before. I got a new one starting in 2 days. This one wont I cant let it.
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>>684081816
You should just sell him like 80% oregano 20% ground up weed so atleast he feels and smells something from it and may actually come back for more shitty oreganoweed
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Why don't you just
>Buy weed with his money
>Take out half for yourself
>Give the rest to him and say that's what you got
?????????
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>>684088614
Shut up fag LOL
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>>684091813

Fight the Feels, Fight them. Then push. Move. Jump if you have to. To get to where to need to be, to have, Better... Feels. cause they conclude the journey from one feel to the last. You are above it by now, and below it. Dont step on in, respect it. As you keep feeling, Look down, compare them. Invite some nearby. Live your life and your feels coexisting. never forget. But do understand. You will be all the wiser. feelings and all. Live my /b/ro as i hope to Live myself very soon too.
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>>684083669
For me the best weed always smelled like a really sweaty armpit. So if u can drop ur armpit sweat on it id say ur good to go
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>>684084444
This guy gets it
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>>684091813
I went to smoke a bowl
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>>684081816
damn, that black bitch has the best battle station I have ever seen
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>>684092516
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>>684087293
Id still hit that
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Had a Cig. Great talkling Anon. Always here to share what ive learned from my miseries.
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>>684083959
you think like a winner
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>>684081816
you could put salvia leaves in it if you REALLY want to laugh
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