Vaguely Describe Games: The Thread
That last thread was fun and I'm not done yet
>Be a waiter
>Someone asks for water
>kek internally at the thought that everyone's about to have water whether or not they want any
>>684075538
What game is that? Artwork is amazing
>>684075538
>explosion
>follow clown into sewer
>show soiled tissue to everyone
>>684075731
Made by a company called Syberian mouse productions. They are ok.
>>684075754
Broken Sword. Something about Templars.
>>684075538
>scary guys
>dont get caught
>oh shit i just cut that fucks head off
>"Rookies start here."
>Fly ship around, destroy things
>Gem combos give upgrades
>"Death by Stereo"
>Edgy as fuck
>Ambivalent towards good and evil
>MOTHERFUCKING GUNS
>>684076027
Right
>>684075538
>Incourage players to waste thier money for bullshit.
>>684076349
>>684076349
Freeware
>muh slow motion mayhem cause I'm a drama queen
>>684075538
>big guns
>dumbass aliens
>my role models a bitch
>>684076349
Free To Give Me Your Shekels: The Industry
>Honored as a hero who died in battle
>Died like a chump
>Back from the dead to prove I'm a hero
>>684075538
Wait is this Raw Danger?
Easy mode
>guess questions
>dapper af
>ken sent me
>got apples fuck bitches
>>684076617
You're god damn right it is!
>>684076714
Holy FUCK i thought i was the only person in the world to play that game
>flirt
>flirt
>flirt
>flirt
>flirt
>flirt
>fast cars
>illegal
>three different cities
>lol i can run over pedestrians?
>gotta kill my "brother"
>technobabble
>oh shit, he's not my brother
>gonna kill my self
>dad's alive
>eggs
>>684075538
>be on planet
>walk around
>OH SHIT
>Fuck everything up
>wat do
>start to fly
>be on planet
>>684075538
I really, really like this thread
>>684076116
showdown the edge
>>684076867
>>684076867
Midnight Club
>beat the shit out of kids with a fire extinguisher
>hate niggers
>go to prison
>accept niggers
>nigger kills brother
>>684076963
>>684076963
...that's like an autocorrected version of the answer. lol
>>684077001
Awwwwww, correct
>>684076928
Thanks for joining us tonight lori
>crowbar
>Our friend is missing
>Better stay at school and look for him
>oh fuck this school is weird
>Plants are evil
>>684076849
Sims 3
>>684076895
Watchmen
>>684077075
Uhhh American history X?
>>684077181
Nightshade
>australia
>tiger
>boomerangs
>>684076815
I fucking love that game, haven't gotten around to playing Disaster Report though
>>684077342
No mans sky.
Not out yet but I'm hopeful its better than anything out there atm.
>girlfriend's dead
>kill monsters to bring her back
>"oh shit, i'm the monsters"
>>684077416
Correct
>nigger gives me work
>nigger pays me
>kill niggers for boss nigger
>>684077372
Correct
>>684077474
Disaster report is pretty good too except there are a few like "stealth" parts? I was rather annoyed when i got to that. But it plays very similar to Raw Danger
>>684076349
Call of Duty Black ops 3
>beta
>college girls
>quarters
>>684077760
DING DING DING
>fucking amazing
>a bit too linear
>new one doesn't seem as good
>>684077192
Sequel to the game
>Woohoo college
>snort that shit
>Let's go to that party
>Oh shit this party is weird
>Fucking plants again
>>684077826
Magna Cum Laude
>aliens are bad
>need to protect our solar system
>you have (magical?) space powers
> Town filled with chickens
> crossbow uses live creatures as ammo
> moolah
>gotta go
>faster
>>684077905
I don't even play it anymore. It was good but wasting my fucking money for a chance to get something that's rare as fuck is not fun
>>684076661
Nobody here over the age of 12?
>>684077972
>>684077972
Panzer Dragoon: Orta
>you hunt monsters
>>684078023
That's fucking oddworld
>>684077972
Dks 3
>>684078066
Nope
no shit sherlock
>be a dog
>rap sick beatz
>>684078130
Nope
>>684078107
>>684078107
Monster Rancher
>>684078107
Monster hunter
>>684078175
Rapdog 2: electric boogaloo
>>684078175
>>684078175
PaRappa The Rapper
It's all in the mind...
>college
>walk around farting
>trampoline
>>684078275
Winrar, loved that game
>>684075538
I'm going to gut you like cornish game hen.
>>684075538
>try to buy milk
>terrorists
>cultists
>throw cow heads at them and piss on the corpses
>>684078360
POSTAL 2
>>684078360
Postal 2
>I didn't ask for this.
>>684078360
Postal 2
>alcoholic
>gfs a slut
>gargoyle in my way
>>684078175
Parapa the Rappa
>>684077453
Ty the Tasmanian tiger
Sexy
>>684078235
Just kidding you were right
>>684076086
Manhunt
>shoot stuff
>>684078523
Correct
>>684078544
Kek
>>684078570
Yess
>>684078415
>>684078417
>>684078431
correct, but that one was easy
new one
>train robberies
>everyone blames the mexican
>find out mexican is innocent
>knife US Marshall
>>684078001
Destiny
>>684078332
Halo
>>684077972
Another hint
>run
>Be handsome as fuck
>travel to planets to save hot bitches
>use a laser gun
>no im not johnny bravo
>>684077453
Ty the Tasmanian Whatever-the-fuck
>We're usually sworn enemies...
>...but fuck all that today.
>Today we play games together.
>WAHOO!!
>>684078749
Mirror's Edge?
>>684077526
Shadow of the Colossus
>>684078812
Mass Effect?
>>684078883
Mario Party
>>684078897
Winrar
>>684077050
DayZ?
>>684078664
>>684078664
Yarp.
>>684078812
>>684078812
Blasto
>>684078964
Nope
>>684079023
Blasto winrar
This anon is pro
>>684077985
Obscure II
>>684075538
>deer hunt
>bled
>NOW we go
>>684079126
Correct
>Kill others to gain their powers.
>Your sister is a loli.
>>684076113
FF7?
>>684078428
Deus Ex Human Revolution
>>684076611
Undertale?
>piano just tried to eat me
>>684079318
>>684079318
Yes. lol
>>684079258
P4?
>gay ass antagonist
>mountains
>curryniggers
>going inside a house w/ full retards
>want to go out bcz of retard
>fight a retard
>become the retard
>die
Sounds like your life /b
>I'm happy with my family
>I'm no longer happy
>MY BABY BOOOOOOOOOY
>what a twist
>>684079371
>>684079371
Also no.
>>start off delivering potions, later endless grind of breaking stones what fall from the sky
>party so hard your truck rolls over
>get amnesia in the process
>go on a journey to kill yourself
>those gimps costantly trying to jump you are the last of your problems
>be an asshole for some decent equipment
>get killed by a random grenade that wasn't even supposed to be there
>get into an endless death loop because you save too often
>>684079431
Far Cry 4
Build.
>>684079582
Winrar
>>684077181
Half-Life
>Super powers
>Fight others that have super powers to steal their super powers.
>Am I a hero?
>Or a terrorist?
>>684079650
Yes
>I'm a lizard...
>...and I talk WAY too fucking much.
>Way too much.
>>684079661
Infamous?
>>684079661
Prototype?
>>684079661
Infamous Second Son?
>>684079568
Stalker
>>684079882
>>684079882
A winner is you.
>>684078659
GUN
>>684078659
Another Tip: Save Nigger from plantation
>collect eggs and gems with some butterflies
speedy wheely auto mobiley
>>684077972
Fallout 4
>>684080009
wrong
>>684078812
Handsome jack from BL2
>>684079348
mario 64
>>684079942
Yep, but which one?
>>684076349
>incourage
are you fucking 12?
read a book you retard
>Be me
>In the backseat of the law enforcement
>Fuck me, can't this ride fucking end? I get it, don't cross the border without a passport
>Let me just get to my cell already
>Nigger tells me we aint going to jail
>Wait what?
>Few moments later I'm free as a bird
>And this bird you cannot change
>So i head towards the nearest town
>But then i spot someone in the distance
>Decide I'll rob the fucker
>Gimme all your stuff, bitch!
>He's taller than i thought he would be
>Man, i think God wants to see me, cuz that's where I'm going
>Next thing i know I'm soaring the skies
>Bye and bye baby, it's been sweet love
>>684079860
gex
>>684079258
Castlevania
Katamari
>>684078659
Red dead you die at the end-tion
>>684075898
Ahahahahahah
>We're monks.
>But you just punched that guy's head off?
>And I just cut this guy in half?
>Oh, well. Co-op is cool.
>Devil on Phone
>Jew
>Pretty Colors
>>684075538
>dragons
>hidden 'moral grey area' theme
>furries
>>684079258
Megaman
> kill cows
> befriend tree gnomes
> save an Arabian Prince
> light 27 fires over and over again
> find a cult of pink robed people
> create a sword from blurite
>>684080161
>>684080161
Jesus. Yes. lol
>>684080172
>>684080172
No to both.
>>684080193
nope
>>684080309
Runescape
>>684080090
Shadow of Chernobyl.
>>684080309
RuneScape
>>684076611
Midevil
>>684080219
Mortal Kombat Sholin Monks
>What a save!
>What a save!
>What a save!
>What a save!
Chat has been disabled for 1 seconds...
>What a save!
>What a save!
>What a save!
>>684080309
Runescape?
>>684080447
>>684080447
Shit yeah, negro.
>>684080460
Rocket League
>>684078332
>mentlegen.png
>>684080460
>>684080460
Rocket League
I miss playing this...
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>lose to weak enemy because of shitty combat
Talking mountain fucks with your mind.
Best $0.99 you've ever spent.
>>684080419
Cheeki breeki
> you're a nigger
> you're set free
> oshit you're a spy now
> kill your old friends
> accomplish a prophecy you don't give a shit about
> you're the only one who can pass doors
>>684076492
Halo?
>Shit this is super scary...
>...and super cancelled.
>>684080619
Pokemon?
>>684080619
Too many early ps2 gen hack n slashes this could be
>>684080619
>>684080694
I think it's the same game kek
>>684076891
mgs4
>>684080747
>>684080747
Sadly right.
>pixels pixels pixels
>fuck that butterfly
>chill on my island
>baddy sails to me in his giant boat
>takes all my friends hostage
>the camera angle is your greatest enemy
>>684080842
Spyro?
> we gotta save the president's daughter
> MIERDA MIERDA MIERDA
> Laser attachment
>>684080916
RE4
>>684080650
Screensaver simulator?
>>684080916
Resident evil 4
>>684080911
Nope
>Is this really the most ideal weapon for killing monsters?
>This kinda seems fetishistic...
>Also, wouldn't it be a better idea to be doing this during the day?
>>684080151
Skyrim
>>684080619
Morrowind
>>684081064
Castlevania? Lol
> your sis is getting married in a bigass castle
> you have 2h30min to save your family's ass
> these fuckers get stuck in all doors
> one shot bosses with water
>>684081141
>>684081141
Ding ding!
>the beginning of the end despite being the best of the series
>that ghillie suit mission though...
>>684075898
God dammit
>your legs are broken
>>684081124
yes
>>684081104
Ding ding!
>>684081377
Fucking knew it. It was retarded that skill level was what decided accuracy.
>Hordes of enemies are no match for your fists.
>Your main enemy might love you...
>You're really sad all the time.
Work for the "organization"
Strong hand
Shot in eye on elevator
Back from dead
Unlimited ammo
>Destroy enemy base
>With bow and arrow
>>684081529
>>684081529
Crysis
>>684080619
Xcom?
>>684081444
Had to install accurate attack mod and crank the difficulty up because i couldn't stand the combat after my second play through
>crash car
>get hugged to death by midgets
>turns out you are a girl
>implied backstory was more interesting than main story
>>684081575
Never played that. Not what i had in mind, but you might be right.
>>684075538
>Scuttle U-boat
>Inexplicably infiltrate a massive underground fort
>Save the priceless art from SS demolition squad
>Break a gyroscope
>The cheatcodes were the fuckin shit
>>684081525
Forgot to green text
> Work for the "organization"
> Strong Hand man
> Shot in eye on elevator
> Back from dead
> Unlimited ammo
>>684081591
Only ever had it on Xbox, I just had to deal with it..
>be delivery guy
>some nigger destroys your ship's engine
>crash on unknown planet
>revenge.gif
>harder than it looks
>>684081724
Star ocean?
>Go to war against weaker country
>Tank gets so tired, it gets killed by spear men
>>684081782
germans vs zulu
>>684081760
Nope
>Travel the world.
>I NEED TO KARATE HARDER
>>684081904
What game though?
>>684081955
dunno
>>684076661
leisure suit larry
>>684081529
Age Of Empires 2
>>684082069
Winrar
>>684080012
giving up, you guys?
>>684081782
Civ?
>>684082154
Ding ding!
>What do these numbers mean?
>Why does right click drop flags?
>Do I just keep clicking these squa--
>FUCK!!
>>684081591
>tip
>didn't look too bad on PSP
>>684082192
crysis?
>Pissed off
>Kill comrades
>Fight Earth Spirit
>A panel?
>what will happen if i touch...
>Aw, shit...
>>684082217
>>684082217
No, sir.
>dropped off in Afghanistan
>superiors make you pay for your own weapons
>fuck you if you dont have enough
>die when you get shot in the arm with a sniper
> YOU ARE GRANTED DEATH BY THE
> EYE OF ANNIHILATION
>>684081104
And what looks like the lyrics to free bird by lynyrd skynyrd
>>684082262
>>684082262
Ashura's Wrath
>>684082192
Minesweeper?
>>684082192
minesweeper
>family is dead
>get hideous facial expression as a result
>break the 4th wall a couple of times
>>684082352
>>684082352
Yeah. lol
>>684082345
Asura, but yes
>>684082401
>>684082401
Max Payne
>Sacrifice a whole team to blow up some crates in the desert
>>684076895
KOTOR
>>684082476
counter strike
>>684082217
anyone?
>guns guns guns
>alien artifacts
>Mexicans in space
>tits
>Aliens
>Humans
>Try everything to stop alens
>see canon end
>>684082192
kek minesweeper
>>684082455
winrar
MMORPG thats can be best described spreadsheets and war
>>684082574
Halo
>shoot aliens
>IN REVERSE
>blow up planet
>>684082536
yeah
>spawn
>die
>spawn
>die
>>684082715
hotline miami
>>684082715
Any fps pvp ever
>>684082715
Star Wars Battlefront
>>684082715
That's way too vague. I can probably list 50 games that fit into that description
>>684076895
no man's sky
>>684082715
Undertale
Touhou
Bloodborn
Dark Souls
>etc,etc,etc
>>684082769
correct
>George Tekei fish
>who is an asshole
>Holy shit
>The trailer was a masterpiece.
>What the fuck is this shit?
>And why is kick so good?!
>>684082781
>>684082798
ha, noobs >>684082811
>>684081655
Medal of Honor: Allied Assault.
Or there's two games that fit this. That would be rad too.
>>684082653
Try harder
>>684082819
seaman
>>684082873
Yep
>>684082841
>And why is kick so good?!
Might and magic by any chance?
>>684082916
>>684082916
Afraid not, bruv.
>Shaun.
>SHAUN!
>SHAUN?!
>SHAUUN!
>SHAAUUUNN!?
>>684082560
rise of the tomb raider?
>>684082217
another hint
>hey guys! We're remaking this game!
>just kidding, it's a "re-imagining"
>>684082984
Heavy Rain
>Help fake Kings so they let you talk to a computer who wants you to work with pussy soldiers who are fighting psycho Romans, all so you'll give a dam
>or don't.
>>684082984
>>684082984
Heavy Rain. lulz
>>684082847
>Calls people noob when he got lucky
Oh wait. Hearthstone?
>>684082984
Candy Crush
>>684083039
Yep
>play as a beach ball
>>684076349
Hearthstone
>>684082785
Ding ding
Although I think I said what it was way earlier in the post o.o Its so fucking late
>>684079161
Walking Dead: Survival (Lets cash in on the Daryl hype) Instinct?
>People bowling
>>684083145
wii bowling
>>684080650
>mountain
reviews are funny as fuck
>>684083003
>>684083003
I've been meaning to say it's some Silent Hill, but I don't feel like looking up which one specifically. I think it's Homecoming or some shit.
>>684078812
Ding dong Blasto calling
>play as disgruntled zombie.
>murder many people
>brainz
>Throw body parts and organs as weapons
>>684083003
FF?
>>684083145
Grand Theft Auto
>>684083046
Fallout NV
>dead sister
>dead dog
>magic
>easier to just be an asshole
>>684083186
Nope. Guess again.
Second hint:
>People are pins
>>684083210
Good enough i suppose. Shattered Memories.
>drama about girl not accepting fathers death
>better story than the confusing shit shattered memories tried to pass off as a story
>>684083275
No sir.
>>684082291
MGSV?
>>684083375
Fable?
>kind of cool online game
>made unplayable by toxic and autistic community
>Typical american zombie game turned into videogame
>the country want to kill them all at all cost no matter what
>>684083145
>Hey, let's go bowling
ftfy
>>684083455
Yep
>>684083387
postal
>wake up
>some old guy tells me to come over
>hands me some old ass phone and a rat
>tells me to go find other animals
>his dick ass nephew keeps bothering me
>where the fuck is my dad?
>>684083375
Fable 2
>>684083474
League of Legends
>>684082841
Dead Little Girl Island
>>684083541
Winrar
>>684083500
Pokemon
>>684083500
Stardew Valley
>>684083511
Winrar
>>684083496
>>684083493
Nah Bros. I guess it's harder than I thought.
>>684082984
Fallout 4 or Heavy Rain.
>"now click on that door 20 times"
>"no, take the door on the left"
>>684080012
another tip: pocket watch to attract enemies
>>684081278
cod4?
>>684083571
>>684083571
Close enough. lol
>>684083648
Stanley Parable
>>684078050
Sonic
>>684083648
>>684083648
Stanley Parable
>>684083659
I wanna say BioShock Infinity
>12 years of poopsocking (kill me)
>>684083748
nope
>>684083703
>>684083732
my niggas
>dance
>dance
>overthrow government
>part of theatre troupe full of ugly ass motherfuckers
>have to steal princess with dat ass
>ugly ass queen wrecks muh ship
>transgender dragon-riding faggot keeps fuckin with my shit
>fuck his ass up in a tree
>>684083841
heh
>>684083481
>Typical game made into game
What?
>>684083841
>>684083841
Elite Beat Agents
>>684083851
ff9
2ez
>>684083851
Ff9 nigga
>get drunk as fuck
>gf is 10/10
>gunna go fight a war
>smells like shit over here
>>684083921
Think more litterally.
>>684084015
Dance dance revolution
Kappa
>You're the new kid in town
>Everyone's an asshole
>LARPing is a big deal.
>>684077526
Splatterhouse
>to the window to the wall
>gotta go fast
>fuck i hit a tree
>i lost
>>684083841
>>684084143
>Vacation with friends
>Shit goes downhill
>BrotherIsKill.jpg
>Turn into badass
>Save friends
>Nevermind, kill friends
>Get ass in the end scene
>Get stabbed as you blow your load
>>684084184
costume quest?
>>684084187
>>684084187
Actually the other guy that commented on that post got it right and I didn't realize. Sorry. lol
>>684084260
farcry 3
>>684080151
GTA San Andreas
>>684084260
Far Cry 4
>or 3...
>dunno
>>684084013
more hints
>fucking bees
>*hiccup
>I would give you 30 000 for that job, but you kickflip 360'ed that gap
>You were supposed to heelflip 180 it
>Yes, the fans who see this magazine cover will totally know the difference
>Here's 15 000
>wake up
>have amnesia
>"you are in space".
>"she's lying, you are underground"
>"he's lying, you are saving the world"
>"she's manipulating you"
>turns out she wasnt lying
>>684084363
Tactics Advance was my other thought
>>684084419
>>684084419
Tony Hawk: Underground
>cards
>5 cards to control em all
>>684077050
Bully, fun as fuck
>>684084435
dead space
>>684084459
>>684084459
Still no. lol
>>684084480
Can't say it's wrong, never played that game
Was thinking of the skate series though
>>684084013
Conkers bad fur day
>>684084223
>>684084223
Need for Speed: Underground
>>684082291
counter strike?
>RPG
>fairy always lying
>>684084338
>>684084379
Yeah, easy one in hindsight
>>684084536
Nope.
The phrases in quote marks are supposed to be dialogues btw.
>>684076849
Mass effect 1 through 3
>"why are you patting my head?"
>"oh god I love you so much"
>part of elite task force
>scary ass chick keeps fucking with us
>starts killing everyone
>ends up fucking me
>fuck.
>Cheated on my wife
>Hi fived her until she forgave me
>have a nice swimming pool
>no ladder
>drowned
>>684084618
Hell yea
