I'm not seeing a rekt or ylyl thread. Why not both?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm not seeing a rekt or ylyl thread. Why not both?
I WILL UNDERTAKE GODLY ENDEAVOUR TO SAVE THIS THREAD
>1/?
About damn time
>>684070966
>3/?
>>684070807
Ooo shit FLIPPER BOI
>>684071049
>4/?
rekt + ylyl?
Coming up.
>>684071169
>5/?
United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great 4chan anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our 4chan motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of /b/.
>>684071354
>6/?
>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all
>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"
>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine
We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save 4chan
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"
For I oh so love 4chan
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive
>>684070166
I don't understand this. Is the monkey's dance supposed to be funny?
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them /b/oundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ro's
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
Rolling down to Old 4chan, me /b/ros
Rolling down to Old 4chan
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old 4chan
>>684071482
>7/?
With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the /b/ro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...
Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
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>>684071306
watashi wa fuck you desu
Aww, it was doing pretty well too. Guess good things can't last long on /b/
>>684071733
>9/?
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I don't believe in magic... because if it exists... then I am in danger of being tricked into being eaten by monster desu desu. A snack for her belly for me to be digested for a thousand years in hundreds of chewed LIVE separate pieces, my soul trapped in each for the remainder of the slow 1,000 year digestion.
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
>>684071863
>10/?
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI ANON!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE ANON.
JUMP IN.
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU ANON!
>>684071613
Fucking kek
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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I am Suiseiseki.
~
The desu desu people sitting around all day.
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
Desu
I'm not there all the time you know some people some people call it desu
I play Russian roulette every day a desu sport
With a bullet called desu
Yea mama called desu
You ever time i try to desu where I really desu its already where i desu
Cause i already desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
I got a desu the other day from sako
Its cute small fits right in my pocket
Yea right it my pocket
My girl you know she lashes out at me sometimes and i just fucking her and ooo desu
Shes desu
People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking desu
My desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
I sit
In my desolate room
No desu
No desu
Just desu
I killed every
I'm away forever
But I'm feeling desu
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
>>684072055
>11/?
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with Suiseiseki up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 threads
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed the OP
And stomped the newfag kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than OP trying to start a thread again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an GiB
Not porn I meant desu dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
Suiseiseki throws the bombest bash in town
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little 'DESU' and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the pictures. Those "epic" DESU pics, right? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a single character from a battle manga. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "DESU DESU DESU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be
>>684070166
>>684071354
Good for about six years and lifetime registration as a 290/SO.
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>>684071752
lol, reminds me of this
Yo, /b/, let's kick it!
Ice Ice Desu, Ice Ice Desu
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Suiseki is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Desu Suiseki, Ice Ice Desu Suiseki
Ice Ice Desu Suiseki, Ice Ice Desu
>>684072357
>12/?
>>684071752
IT'S A FUCKING PLATE
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Desu
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Desu
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Schon beim ersten Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Desu
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
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>>684072055
>>684072689
It was a valiant effort anon
Dear >>684071847
You got some issues 684071847, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some.
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter; I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself.
I think that you'll be doing just fine; if you relax a little
But 684071847 why are you so mad? Try to understand.
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit; I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid;
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to.
Come to think about it, his name was... it was you
Love from,
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>684073021
>14/?
>>684073131
Cancer aside, this was actually pretty funny
>>684070995
I thought /b/ has no sound on webms??
>>684073280
>15/final post finally admitting defeat at the hands of cancer posting. This is why even fucking 9gag makes fun of /b/
>>684073423
Thanks for joining us tonight Bill
>>684071049
Better when titled something like
>riseoftheplanetoftheapes.webm
>>684073423
OP here, I'm with ya. Might lurk with hope though
>>684073423
>This is why even fucking 9gag makes fun of /b/
>watermarked image
No body cares what you think.
>>684070966
>WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGER?!
>>684073423
Boohoo, God forbid you don't get to post the same bullshit that gets posted in every other YLYL thread
Banana whispered into ylyl's ear "I'm going to tie you up and fuck you"
"Gasp!" Thought ylyl "he's going to tie me up and fuck me"
Ylyl breathed heavily as the smell of sweat and potassium was strong
Banana duck taped ylyl's hands and his pussy was as wet as the time he had spilled mtn dew
Banana stuck his hard cock in ylyl
Ylyl let out a moan, muffled by the cotton balls shoved in his mouth Banana had made his niggers pick the cotton a day before
"I really, really like your cock" said ylyl, now farting uncontrollably "Thanks for joining us tonight," panted banana in response
>>684073606
no one has ever cared about you and no one ever will... you will die lonely and hated........
>>684073606
>No body cares
I'm glad, last thing I needed was for a sentient body showing up in my backyard spewing illiterate shit, you degenerating rancid swine
>>684072937
Id be disappointed if this were my kid, what a faggot. Id probably beat him when we got home
>>684070166
Always good, but not juicy enough
>>684070166
anyone got that gif/webm thats of a WWE event and the camera pans to a spastic kid thats monging like a right funny cunt in his wheel chair? I lose everytime to that one
>>684073423
you did well, i had some chuckles
>>684073131
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>>684073629
/b/ is dead. you're just annoying your parents and trolling yourself.
>>684073848
All those words accurately describing problem cause and solution, did you go to Harvard?
>>684071094
reminder: women are allowed to vote
>
>>684073656
Entretain yourself with your fetish then, cumslurping faggot
>>684074459
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>684074459
things chicks choose to have company and inside them over me
>literal fecal shit
>dogs penis's
>nothing
>>684074491
>>684074246
holy shit that can't be real
>>684074605
>>684074615
Lost
>>684074664
Holy fuck I just got rekt
>>684073969
why? the little nigress seems spoiled as fuck. got to teach those hos at a young age they cant always get what they want
>>684070299
Lost. holy shit.
>>684074289
no one but you thinks it is funny. everyone else just see your pathetic wasted life in-front of them, and feel sad for you. no one has ever read those texts, all we see is a kid or a full-on retard posting a childish and dumb pic of a fruit. why would you honestly think anyone would actually click on that banana to give a shit????
Thanks Obama
>>684072937
kid's a fucking champ
>>684070807
Source?
>>684072937
kek
>>684070807
Well fuck, don't just cut it off when it's about to get good.
>>684070299
this is so fake, he has no shoes on
>>684072738
It's a glass you idiot
>>684073606
stop watching chinese cartoons like a little kid and move out of your moms basement and grow up you damn cotton picker
>>684075594
Oh damn, I never even noticed that. Don't know why that makes it fake though. Do niggers wear shoes?
>>684073131
OMFG I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore
are the banana guy and the desu guy trying to out-shitpost each other, or are they just reveling in the fact that YLYL threads are somehow being ruined? i haven't enjoyed a YLYL in at least a fucking week
Do you desufags/bananas have a fucking off switch? I don't understand how they can spend all their time on an imageboard, look at countless images and think "THAT THERE THREAD SURE WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH SHIT BLASTED ALL OVER IT!" I know the word "autist" gets thrown around a lot here, but I think it might actually be the best word to describe you idiots. they must legitimately be on the autism spectrum. I mean that sincerely; and what the FUCK does desu even mean??
And why on FUCK would they associate it with fucking 4chan?
There's just no rational explanation for why you would keep doing this. You're either a lifelong shut-in or a drooling fucking retard.
>>684072470
im a gril btw
>>684076047
fuck off fagget
>>684071733
You dun goofd
/b/ loves its cats
>>684070995
brilliant
>>684076032
I'll have make a note of that.
>>684076107
thanks
>>684070166
Godlike
>>684076168
>>684075666
No, it's fucking ceramic.
>>684074459
I bet her pussy smells like shit
>>684071733
>favourite
edgy brit middleschooler detected
>>684073315
It doesn't. What are you listening to?
>>684076032
oh well in that case.......... tits or gtfo
>>684076441
what the fuck is that?
>>684073423
>implying you aren't the cancer
>>684073656
pretty much this. You're just posting the same handful of shit images that are posted in literally every ylyl/rage thread. No fucking OC.
Fuck off, newfag.
>>684071752
I guess that's the eat the eggs videod
>>684076272
timestamp pls
>>684076168
this falls under the category of "I thought i had seen it all"
>>684076590
Some autistic kid who didn't chew his spaghetti
>>684071367
Why derail ylyl?
>>684076590
Some sort of parasite or the faggot ate something he shouldn't have and it caused an intestinal blockage. Probably the latter
>>684074376
ouuchh
>>684071792
Morse:
−·· D
· E
··· S
··− U
Here's a classic rektylyl
>>684074246
thats jaw dropping
>>684076288
Satan doesn't lie
>>684076960
>inb4 samefagging replies about how funny this is
>>684076107
Fuck you lori
>>684076590
His palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms were heavy.
There was vomit on his sweater already.
>>684071367
Fucking commie faggot. Fuck you.
>>684073606
Kek keep up the good bait myman.
Signed, The Pussy Licker.
>>684076960
Holy mother of top-zozzle
>>684072937
"i don't dance with mexicans"
>>684076960
This, is why I love these threads
>>684076590
I begin to suspect asking what this obvious image is is a meme
>>684077522
so much nope
>>684074359
Reminder: most of /b/ are allowed to vote when they turn 18.
>>684074459
her monistat budget must be insane
>>684070995
funny but fake, why would she hold her skirt up like that?
>>684070299
>>684076303
huehue
>>684076168
moar?
>>684071354
Do you have the one with the black leggings on the escalator?
>>684078497
>>684076814
Story?
>>684078848
>>684079312
little girl died in her sleep
no story
>>684079396
Sudden death, choked on vomit, had cancer, that's what i want to know
>>684074119
here you go
>>684071733
So edgy you may be a Bernie supporter
>>684076998
eyyy
>>684072535
that may or may not be the point
>>684074246
thats so hot, nice
>>684076416
>brit
>middleschooler
>pick one
>>684076536
damn
>>684079889
I thought he was gonna fuck that melon
>>684079889
What the hell is he doing to that poor watermelon?
>>684070166
10/10
>>684079889
MODS MODS MODS
>>684073535
kinda cliche, seeing as its from a trailer for planet of the apes
>>684071613
That's gold
>>684075949
Banana is fucking hilarious, faggot
>>684071752
You fucking serious
they went to tall that trouble to re enact a funny tale, and made a plate of scrambled eggs?
ITS A FUCKING BOWL OF PEELED HARD BOILED EGGS YOU NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>684075619
scare prank
>>684070807
Source?
>>684070807
story?
>>684081110
flipper boy
>>684071169
Top quality kek
>>684076672
You haven't been here very long have you? Are you sure you're old enough to be here?
>>684080364
it's not a watermelon
>>684071391
cats are assholes
>>684071049
I don't understand, why do they run away from that one when they are all apes with guns.
>>684076590
it's clearly mom's spaghettit
>not reading
>>684076612
and how exactly is it better to post desu and bananas? not everyone has seen all of this, stop being selfish.
Also, spending his time to complain about lack of oc and shitposting bananas is kinda stupid
>>684071482
I don't understand how people can't see a huge ass fucking car coming towards them.
>>684076272
why it got green nipple though
>>684071510
I don't get it either.
>>684070807
MOAR
>>684082365
Because the desu spam doesn't even make sense at this point.
>>684076536
hats off to ya laddie
50 shades of Aboriginal
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=87c_1449667105
H3H3..
>>684082288
Insurance claim
>>684080836
>Attack commences in 30 seconds
>>684076960
Golden
>>684075949
I approve of this message, sadly there is nothing to be done, but weep silently as everything gets shat upon
>>684076536
Very famous in my country. He was all over the papers
>>684073969
Could be worse.
>>684076960
Perfect 5/7 post
>>684079336
I've always wondered, did the kid die?
>>684084867
with such parents it might be the most humane way for the kid.
>>684074459
Sauce. I wanna fap to this.
>>684071862
"Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Saviour Cthulhu?"
>>684085212
>>684077202
That is a niglet you mong.
>>684079481
Brain cancer iirc
>>684072937
This one always gets me, that kid is alpha as all fuck.
>>684081931
What is it?
>>684074092
Every YLYL thread, every godamn time.
>>684085915
a fake watermelon
>>684074246
How the fuck can someone let this get THAT bad?
>>684086056
for real dude....
>>684086029
Thanks
>>684085954
>>684070580
Fun fact, that move is illegal in most tournaments. Fake wrestling is alright I guess
>>684085954
I'm always amazed at how girls fight, it's a simple two step program
>hold hair
>chimp out with free arm
>>684086084
Have you never seen a watermelon before? How did you not know what it was? The title even tells you
>>684086257
And if you're fat you automatically win, because no one can pull your head down past the 500 chins
>>684078764
Cheers
>>684075949
This is exactly the reason why we get shitpost after shitpost of fuckins bananas and desus, simply IGNORE them, geez...
>>684086382
This is the true reason fat acceptance still exists, they're tanks
>>684073280
no...
>>684071912
forced meme is cancer.
<pic related
shit is older then Milhouse
>>684086525
I'm surprised she doesnt feel that when it hits
>>684084429
>underrated post
>>684073606
I bet you must be the edgiest kid at your school stop before you make my panties wet
>>684083722
Bye bye cock.
>>684078764
I knew there was a good reason why I stayed up way past my bed time... that was a bit much though.
>>684087335
You chew seeds, You get hammer to back of head
>>684073954
what are these comics called again?
>>684085954
That scrawny girl never stood a chance.
>>684076168
>>684076441
>>684084429
what happened
>>684071733
Looks like the village kids are bringing cats for the town's weirdo when they want to see something "cool"
>>684087501
saved. Thanks Lori
>>684076206
bernie sanders is a proclaimed feminist?
>>684084528
how is that bad ? That kid is great
>>684087717
wat
>>684087827
He's a fucking faggot, just like you.
>>684086525
So hot where can I find more?
>>684071733
I can take people getting beheaded and shit and not feel any remorse
But the moment a fucking innocent animal that isn't required through surviving needs and is killed purely for entertainment is the most sickening thing I've seen on this site so far.
>favorite
>kys
>>684071482
*halo voice*
>splatter spree
>>684084528
damn got some good moves right there
>>684087864
>dances to a song with very good sync
>is a faggot
?
>>684074459
sauce pls
>>684076814
I came here to laugh and see rekt vids.
This is just.. Sad.
>>684076960
the end killed me
more like this
>>684081335
porn
>>684084867
>>684085205
>Child was with babysitter and friend
>Babysitter's friend was the one who put the kid in the washer
>Child had scrapes and bruises only
>Mother wanted to press charges
>Prosecutor's office didn't for supposedly not having enough to build a case on
>Not sure if mom still tried to file charges
>>684088214
but why the fuck did he put the kid in there? and then he freaked out when she got stuck like wtf
>>684077797
best fightmonkey I witnessed, so far
thx for the chuckle
>>684088419
Some people are just fucked in the head and do messed up things as what they think are harmless practical jokes
They flipped their pancakes cause they didn't realize closing the door both locks and starts the washer
>>684087931
The world we live in is a disgusting place. Grow up already.
